章節 17: The Blood-Thirsty Woman Of The Lawrence Clan
After I had knocked out the bard, Kaeya and Jose were laughing, Diluc was fretting over the condition of the bard, trying to see if he didn't suffer too much harm, and lastly, I, was staring at the unconscious form of the bard and the worried and angered form of Master Diluc.
Diluc raised his eyes and looked at me and Kaeya and with a deep and enraged voice, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BURN YOU TWO ALIVE!" He said, and kicked me on my side, pushing me off the chair and onto Kaeya, who hastily tried to stand up but fell down because of me, and then, pulled me and hastily walked us out of the tavern.
After leaving the tavern, the still drunk Kaeya sighed in relief, "Whew.... Almost died there man.... Why did Master Diluc kick me out too though? I didn't do anything....." He said and looked at me and smiled, "You know what? Fuck that! Let's not let Diluc ruin our lovely day, let's go and have fun at the Training Settlement of the Surveillance Unit, they have a bunch of weird and sissy fellas, I bet we could mess around with them, if we don't find em, let's just go and fuck some bitches, alright?" Slurred Kaeya while almost falling over.
I nodded, "Yes, Captain." I said.
Kaeya beamed and started walking, with me in tow.
After arriving at the Training Facility
As of now, me and Kaeya were overlooking a medium-sized establishment, that said "Surveillance Corps' Training Facility.".
Kaeya sighed and said, "We are here, let's go in." He pulled me with him and started walking towards the entrance.
At the entrance were two guards, standing on duty, upon noticing Kaeya, they stood straight and saluted him, "Greetings, Cavalry Captain. I assume you are here for your routine checks, but, I must warn you, Captain Eula is present at the facility at the moment, be careful." Said the guard on the left.
Also, apparently, Mondstadt was much much bigger than the one we had in game and there were many other places here.
Moving onto the present, Kaeya and patted the guard on his shoulder, "Dont worry, why should I be scared of her? I am much stronger than her... If she tries to hit me with her greatsword again, I'll forget that she is a woman and i shall strike back!" With that, we entered the training facility.
Kaeya spreaded his arms dramatically said, "Welcome to the training facility of the Surveillance Unit! Here, we are gonna-" Kaeya was interrupted by the voice of a female.
"You excuse of an Knight! What are you doing here?!" Said a blue-haired woman who was standing behind, she had an ugly hairstyle and although she had a beautiful face and a nice body, she was dressed in a blasphemous outfit, which immediately made her think this was a whore. And he hated such indecent women, they were worthless and deserved to be shamed on for their indecent sense of dressing and the way most of them act. This woman had probably been fucked by tens of men, she had no value in his eyes. For he, was a man of culture, he had always stayed true to his culture and teachings.
Kaeya turned around and said in an annoyed voice, "Oh hey.... Eula.... I am just here on my routine visits with my friend here-".
"In the name of Barbatos, are you drunk?! And who is that young boy with you?! He also is drunk as well! You just couldn't resist influencing a innocent boy either, could you? You sorry excuse of an Knight!" She said, crossing her arms.
Kaeya chuckled and said, "It's none of your business, Eula..." Still drunk as ever.
Eula growled and summoned her greatsword before looking at me, "Who are you? A young and handsome boy like you shouldn't be with a man like him." She said in a deep and strict voice. Her eyes observing my face and then looking me up and down, admiring me.
I replied, "Shut the fuck up, whore.... A slutty woman like you has no right to teach me about who I should be with Or who I shouldn't be with..... You whorry Knight.....".
The guards at the gate were shocked and one of them fell over and the other froze and stared at me in shock.
Kaeya stared at me and then laughed, "Now that's a man!".
Meanwhile, Eula was seething and had gripped her greatsword, her eyes promising endless pain, "Why you-! What makes you think I am a whore?!" She yelled, ready to strike.
"Huh? You dress like you are asking to be fucked, the way you dress would make anyone think you are a whore.... You've probably been fucked by tens of different men! You worthless, disgusting, slutty, excuse of a Knight!" I said and Kaeya nodded in agreement.
Eula gritted her teeth and held her greatsword forward, "Mark my words, I will have vengeance! Now!" With that, she charged at us and swinged her greatsword, aiming to kill us.
This bitch!
I barely dodged and jumped back, unlike Kaeya, who effortlessly dodged and looked at me with a impressed look and smiled.
Eula, enraged, ran towards me with her greatsword.
I was sure that i couldn't beat her at my current level of powers, the best i could do was unleash a blue behind her and buy some time but i couldn't do it in public!
So, I ran, ran for my life, headed towards a building in front of me with Eula right behind, catching up rapidly.
Once close enough, I jumped with all my might and managed to reach my hands to a window, I quickly grabbed it and jumped up back, now, reaching the roof.
Once at the top, I sighed in relief, surely she wouldn't be able to climb up with that big ass sword, right?
No.
Eula was now in front of me, with her greatsword in hand, after having jumped from down there to the top.
What the fuck?!
I stepped back, looking at the rapidly approaching figure of Eula, and i stepped back a lil too much.
Eula's eyes widened, "Wait-!" But she was too late.
I felt nothing beneath me and felt the strong force of gravity pulling me, my eyes widened as I realized what was happening, I was falling down.
I slowly felt myself falling down to the ground and saw Eula running forward in an attempt to grab me, that damned whore!
And then, the pain came out of nowhere, striking me like a knife in the dark, I screamed, overwhelmed by the pain, which was mainly coming from my legs.
And then my I felt my vision fading away as well as my consciousness, but I heard a familiar voice at the end.
"Take that, you damned bitch!" Came the slurry voice of Kaeya, followed by Eula who was launched from the top and hitted the wall of the building behind me, falling down as well, but I am sure she wasn't injuried as heavily as me.
Fuck me. No- fuck this damned whore!
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