I suddenly remember what else Momonga does in episode 1, quickly opening her settings and skipping through the ridiculously long log to the end I find what I'm looking for.
'By the way, on the inside she's a bitch'. There's something wrong with her creator, oh well I have the staff so I can change it however I want.
'She is deeply in love with Shiro, but doesn't mind sharing him'. Why worry about her being going psycho when I can just change her very settings to suit my needs.
I wish I had enough time to alter all the NPCs settings but I couldn't even reach them all in time.
"Kneel." with a single word everyone in the room drops to their knees, again a complete power trip, the sight of these monstrously strong beings are kneeling before me is sending my ego up to entirely new heights.
This feels right, like I was born to do this. My past life really was just some stupid tutorial setting me up for this.
As I glance around I see the flags of each former guild member, Momonga would have seen this as nostalgic and sad, I do not. If I didn't think the guardians (their creations) would object I'd rip them down and burn them.
They are relics of the past, I am Nazarick's future. At the very least I can be thankful they made this mighty tomb for me to rule over, and that they left all their powerful gear in the treasury.
Only seconds left till teleportation time, I close my eyes and wait for this world to truly begin. I feel a wave of powerful magic pass over me and smile, it's begun.
"Is there something wrong, Lord Shiro?" I'd recognise that voice anywhere, I don't even need to open my eyes to know Albedo is the one talking.
"You didn't feel it Albedo? Sebas. Nazarick has been moved to a new land by a powerful magic, step out of the tomb and confirm the surroundings around Nazarick." I can see the shocked look on their faces, except for Sebas who remains completely professional, he really is so cool.
"Understood, Lord Shiro." He even sounds badass, I'm kinda jealous.
He leaves immediately to carry out my orders. So professional, I'm so happy [Gamers Mind] helps control my emotions or I'd be fanboying right now and that wouldn't leave the best impression on my new minions.
"Pleiades. Go to the ninth floor and guard it from any possible intruders." I already know that there won't be any intruders, at least not until we trick those greedy workers into coming here, but they don't know that so it's best to at least act like a leader would.
"As you wish, Lord Momonga." Yuri Alphas is just as professional as Sebas but she looks slightly worried, it makes sense since in the anime she didn't know that Nazarick had been moved at this point, but I want to seem all-knowing so revealing that early will make them think I'm wise. I do have a very high WIS stat after all.
Albedo hasn't stopped kneeling yet, strange. In the show she rises with the others, I remember that, taking a closer look at her she seems to be shaking slightly.
"What is wrong Albedo?" I ask, better to get to the bottom of this quickly.
"I'm sorry Lord Shiro, I've failed you, I'm suppose to be in charge of Nazaricks defences but I didn't even notice when we were caught in a spell!" Huh, she's crying. She never did that in the anime, isn't she a bit too sensitive?
"It's fine, Albedo. This spell is far beyond any of you, you are forgiven this time." I say in a regal tone, at least I think it's regal, maybe pretentious would be more appropriate.
Maybe I should work on that like Momonga does? Nah too much effort.
It seems to work though as Albedo stops blubbering and she has a slight blush on her cheeks as she rises.
"Lord Shiro, I failed my duties. Please punish me as you see fit." Maybe the guardians are too loyal, seriously how did Momonga ever convince himself that there was a chance they would betray him.
Still I can't just say no, it didn't work for Shalltear and I doubt it'll work here. Damn it Momonga was groping her at this point and I'm stuck dealing with her fanatical loyalty, better fix this.
"Very well Albedo. You will be disciplined for your failure, but not now. Nazarick is in a state of emergency and we cannot afford to remove you from your position, even temporally." I'm going to ignore how much her blush deepened when I said 'disciplined' for now.
"Thank you Lord Shiro, what are my orders?" and like that she's back to being a professional, I should have her increase Nazaricks defence level, but screw that. If Momonga got to grope those massive tits then so do I.
"Come here."
"At once, Lord Shiro."
The moment the order leaves my lips she rushes in front of me, getting right in my face. Momonga was right she really does smell good.
"I'm going to touch you Albedo. I take it you have no objections?" like she could object after I messed around in her settings. But she doesn't need to know that.
"Of course not Lord Shiro, I live to serve you, just as all the beings Nazarick do." she sounds way too excited. Shouldn't it be the other way around, what girl would be so excited to be molested. Anime logic is the best.
This is it. The moment I have been waiting for since I saw overlord in the world list. Truly dying was the best thing I ever did.
As I reached out and grasp her impressively soft breasts over the top of her dress a thought occurs, this is why I got this power, not for anything as petty as adventure.
The gamer power exists solely so I can build a harem of beautiful and powerful women.
Albedos moaning distracts me from my deep musings so I get back to what I was doing rubbing my thumbs over her hard nipples.
She might be enjoying this more than I am.
[Albedo recruited into your Harem!]
Wait already? I thought it'd be way more work than a quick grope. This'll be easier than I expected at this rate, I can't imagine Shalltear being any harder to recruit.
Aura I'm not decided on, I know she's like 70 years old but she sure as hell doesn't look it. Then there's the village girl, she's a cute one, what was her name again? Emri? Enri?
Yeah that sounds right, sorry alchemist dude but I don't like you enough to let you have her, with Sebas I like him enough to let him have his human lover, the guy deserves it.
There's the battle maids though I'm not sure how the logistics of that would work with Entoma and CZ Delta.
Solution as well now that I think about it, since she's a literal slime. But Narberal, Lupusregina and Yuri should be fine, probably.
Then that crazy chick Clementine, I'm sure that will end well for me, but having a pet psycho assassin would be useful, even if I have to train her first.
Who else is there?
There's the redhead adventurer from the city, then there's the princess who's obsessed with that weak kid.
Plus Blue Rose but they won't show up till much later, so there's no reason to worry about them now.
OH! There's the white lizard girl! Wait do lizard women even have the same parts? Something to look into later.
I can't help the feeling I'm forgetting something but this is important.
As I think some more I remember that the workers who try and rob Nazarick have the cute half-elf girl and the bankrupt noble girl whose names I've forgotten.
A particularly loud moan reminds me what I was forgetting, just how long was I planning on molesting Albedo?
Not that she seems to mind, her face is completely red and she's panting heavily. With great reluctance I remove my hands from her (after one last squeeze for good luck). I'm not going to bother apologizing since she obviously enjoyed it.
"You're going to take me for the first time here and now, right? What should I do about my clothes? Shall I remove them myself or would you like to remove the, Lord Shiro?" Damn it woman, don't tempt me, I have important necromancer stuff to do. She really is one thirsty girl.
"Now isn't the time that Albedo, that will have to wait until later, I simply think better with a pair of breasts in my hands." Yup, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it "Anyway I have an order for you, Except for Victim and Gargantua, gather everyone at the fighting arena on the sixth floor. Have them gather there in an hour." I want my oaths of loyalty, there's something extremely satisfying about having such powerful beings kneel before me.
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