章節 62: Putting a Gag on a Ghast

Seriously? I literally just told them to go to a place with a very small number of mobs..

George sighed very loudly.. While flying, he grabbed his sniper rifle and sniped all the monsters from far away.

With just the lowest settings, they could be killed rather easily. But, there's some tough cookies that needs a couple of tries before they are killed. But, in the middle of this massacre, George heard a strange sound. It was really similar to a cat's, or maybe it has more similarity to a baby's crying sounds? Overall.. it's pretty weird sound to be comprehended. But, the sound isn't really that important! The most important thing is that.. a ghast is nearby.

Boom!

"You guys take it fron here! It's just a lot of small fries! Just remember about avoiding those nitro creepers and also don't get too close to the lava pools! And also don't forget about NOT offending the zombie pigmens!" Because of the sounds of that explosions, George couldn't help but to see from the minimap. "There's a ghast right there! Could you protect little ginseng? I'll come back soon!" He gave the little ginseng to Mu Yifei and flies to the ghast. It would be nightmarish if little ginseng got caught by the ghast's fireballs.

People said that the ghast could snipe people from 100 blocks away, or if that was converted to meters.. it should be around 100 meters. Just from that fact.. it was very terrifying. Fortunately, their attacks are kinda slow and was kinda easy to dodge.

By just flying, anyone can kill those suckers easily. Even with just one arrow, they will get killed relatively fast.

"Un.. this is the one!" George flew closer to the ghast who was trying to hit him with his fire balls. George as always, just dodged them easily while closing the gap between them. If you could fly, it would be very easy to dodge those fire balls while flying in the air.

But as he came closer, it was kinda hard to dodge it, as the range attack is shorter. If it was too hard to dodge, he will just punch it to reflect it back to the ghast, or to just make the fire ball changing it's directions. But, it was his last resort.. If that fire ball bounces back to the ghast.. that thing will surely die!

George sighed when he realized that catching one is indeed hard. Especially because of their fragile body. If only the ghast had more health points, it will be much easier!!

"Okay.. i came this close! What to do now? Uh.. placing the gag.. Screw it! System, i want to buy a huge ball made of rubber that i can put inside the ghast's mouth! Oh and also a giant rubber band and maybe a heat resistance rope!" Said George inwardly.

「Ding! An exercise ball, a giant rubber band, and a heat resistant rope was bought for 2.500 credits. Just wait patiently for the items to arrive. It will arrive shortly in a few seconds!」

Ding!

The items arrived while George was circling the ghast. The reason why George was doing that circling thing was for making the ghast dizzy. If the ghast became dizzy, it would be easier for George to put the gag on the ghast. "Is it going to be a good idea, tho? Well.. probably not! But.. trying won't hurt, right?" thought George.

Seeing the ghast sways to the left and right, he knows that this is the right time. "It's now or never!" George stuffed the Ghast's mouth with that huge rubber ball that was usually used for yoga. The handle of that exercise ball was ridiculously weird. Because it was used as a gag, it was kinda similar to a pacifier.

While the ghast still feeling dizzy, he tied it's head with the rubbed band, so the ball won't come out from his mouth.

The ghast wanted to let out it's fire ball, but because of the homemade gag from an exercise ball, it came back before it was even formed.

Seeing what's happening, George knew that he succeed on putting a gag on that ghast. The only problem left is how to detain this mob!

Currently, it was still flying around the nether with a gag on. If someone from earth saw this thing.. they would record it and it surely would be a viral video on youtube and people will call it "A kinky ghast roaming the nether."

George flew closer and used the heat resistance rope to tied it to the rubber band, so it was similar to a leash and he pulled the ghast like he was walking a dog.. Cough! Flying a bird.. (Author : Wait.. do people fly their birds? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay.. stop thinking about THAT kind of bird!)

George proudly come back near the portal and saw four of them looking at him with a surprised expression. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Ahaha.. i thought that master was joking with putting a gag on a mob.." Su Ling awkwardly laughed when she saw a giant white jellyfish with a ball in it's mouth dejectedly pulled by George to here.

The ghast made all kind of sad sounds, and it made all of their face twitching. "Uhh.. so we need to tickle this giant white block? What the heck is this crying sounds? That's so fake!"

They thought that the crying sound the ghast made was very fake and was too overexegeratted, but it was actually their real crying sounds. C418, the composer and sound designer for the sandbox video game Minecraft revealed in an AMA on Reddit that ghast sounds are taken from his pet cat, which he makes when disturbed while sleeping... hence why the sounds of a ghast is very similar to a cat.