章節 56: A Blinding Light from the Censorship Gods (Rated R.. i think)

BANG!!

The main boss of that Nine Demons Pagoda slammed the table angrily.

"What did you just say?! The majority of those branch heads were at seventh realm! How could the demonic beast that the Agent George summoned is that strong!"

George laughed when that guy called him as Agent George. "Well.. as expected! Wither boss is the best kind of weapon!"

The man who was supposed to report about the situations in Zhaohao covered in sweat. "Um.. Master.. A lot... of them.. was injured badly! But, we nonetheless win the battle and killed that three headed skeletal demon!"

The boss stared at him angrily and said. "What about the pagoda in Zhaohao?"

He shook his head nervously, that means that the pagoda was destroyed beyond repair.

"Agent George! Don't let me find where you live.. Come here fight us to death! I swear if i did not fight you after i found you, my name isn't Jiang Luoyang anymore! Come on, All of you.. Go back to Zhaohao and rebuild it again! We can't delay it any longer.. We need to make that array faster!"

George's face were twitching when he heard that. "Who he hell is this guy?! Threatening me like that!! Hmph! I'll sent you another gift then!"

George wanted to go to another trip to nether, so he could get more wither skulls and the ghast tears, but remembering that the wither boss could create wither skeletons, he decided to go to Zhaohao to reap all of the things that he sowed, the wither skulls. And while he was there, he could make another "gift" for that guy.

"Next channel!"

That gloomy room with an uncomfortable atmosphere was changed to an elegant room. There's a men with a golden dragon robe, that indicates that he was an emperor. There's also a beautiful woman besides him.

George was confused by it. "Are they gonna confess about some ground breaking truth? I'm so excited!"

But it wasn't anything like George's prediction. The emperor and the woman suddenly stripped and cuddled before him.

But, the genitals unexpectedly were censored by the famous blinding light from the censorship gods.

Eh?

"Uhh.. This.. this is that famous censorship with a blinding light! I didn't know that it could happen in real life too! Then what about the secret that i'll unveil this time? Ah I know! The secret must me the emperor's assassination attempt!" George looked at the two of them having sex and didn't know what to say.

"AAAHH! more! your majesty *beep* is so *beep*" The words also were beeped out for some reason.

The emperor and that woman both moaning without stopping for a second. The strange things is that the majority of the words that they said were beeped out.

*beep*

George's face twitched when he heard that. What the heck is this thing!

Inside George's bedroom, you could hear both a guy and a woman moaning, and it was alternating with a beeping sound. But, it only lasted for three minutes.

"Pfft~ Th.. three minutes?! The emperor had premature ejaculation! F*CK!! So this is the secret! Wait.. why am i watching all of it?!" George frowned. "Okay.. well.. that's enough internet for today!"

"Hmm?" George looked at Sun Zhou who slept besides him and stared at him. "What would happen if he saw that?!"

George then saw that Sun Zhou was blushing and his ears also turned red. "Oho! Lad, is this your first time watching a porn? How is it? It wasn't just any porn, but a live one!" George slapped Sun Zhou's shoulders.

Sun Zhou just covered his face with his pillow. "Hmm.. he's too shy! Oh! Don't tell me you just hiding, because you had an erection? Ahaha!" George kept teasing Sun Zhou. "It's okay! All men normally had that kind of reaction! so, don't be shy!!"

"Okay.. stop messing around! I need to go to Zhaohao! There's some errands that i have to do! Well.. tell your fellow disciple about it!"

George left the shop in the middle of night. He don't want to alert the Nine Demons Pagoda's people, so he must do it quickly.

Well because he could fly, and this time he was alone, he arrived in just ten hours. "Mmn.. flying is really the best thing! Even though using car is also good, but it's definetly faster if i just flying to here." It was already daybreak. People of the ancient era liked to just sleep whenever the sky turns dark, and when George left the shop, it was like 8 PM.

Before he came inside the city, he didn't forget to drink his potion of invisibility. He would rather be invisible, than risking his life. Besides of that.. inside minecraft, if you are invisible, the wither won't attack you.

First thing that he saw in Zhaohao is how f*cked up this city was. All kind of debris were flying around and there's no buildings left, as they were destroyed by the wither boss that he summoned last time.

Not only that, a lot of wither roses bloomed in this city. It's exactly like a garden, but if only you ignored the existence of those corpses of the remaining withers and humans.

Heave-Ho!

George plucked a few wither skeleton's skulls like it was somekind of vegetables. He was kinda shocked by how many wither skeletons there are inside Zhaohao. "Woah! The wither made these many skeletons? What will happen if it suddenly turned into an apocalypse? It's not a normal zombie apocalypse.. But, a wither skeleton apocalypse. Uh oh!"

"Uhh.. should i really create another one? Is it going to be a bad idea?! Well.. probably. Is it worth it? Well, yeah! It's his fault for taunting me, anyways!"

He kept plucking the heads and he saw that giant monster boss in front of his eyes. His eyes immediately lit up. "Hehe... to think that i'll also get a nether star! It's too profitable!" He searched everywhere, but unfortunately.. he didn't see one.

「Ding! The nether star is inside of the wither boss's head. Just split them open and you'll find one!」

George does what the A.I. recommended and really found one. "Ahaha! If i create a beacon, it'd be great! If i made a regeneration one, then i'll never need any healing potions again! If i was injured, i'll just go to the beacon area of effects!"

"Mmn.. this is one of the greatest and most efficient automatic nether star and wither skull farm! I'll sow another seed then!" He made another wither boss in the Zhaohao and left the city in a great mood. But, of course.. he burrowed the corpse of the last wither boss. So all of them might thought that the new one is that dead wither boss, who just revived mysteriously.

And if he don't hide the corpse, the people might know about the existence of nether stars. If people know about that thing.. he couldn't create another beacon.