A man with four arms, two faces, and a body covered in tattoos, four eyes, black hair, and was wearing a light-colored kimono, stood on top of a building as he dodge a ferocious attack.
his face and expression seemed to be panicked and restless, as his enemy that had white hair and blue eyes walked towards him.
"Daddy Maharoga save me!!!" The black haired man shouted, he then continued "Goatjo is going to clap your fraudkuna-chan's ass."
a towering, muscular humanoid figure with four wings protruding from its eye sockets and a tail-like appendage extending from the back of its head appeared.
The monstrosity opened its mouth and then roared to declare that he had arrived.
"Daddy is here."
The being named maharoga said as he embraced the black haired man known as Sukuna and caressed his head as if it was his lover.
It was then that Kaiser woke up from his hellish nightmare and blankly stared at the ceiling above his head.
His gaze seemed to be searching for something that was beyond the ceiling, as if looking at a higher being.
"God what did I do to deserve something like this."
[Host God is dead in this world.]
"I see so god is dea- wait what do you mean by saying god is dead!?"
[... Unnecessary information is given to the host. Please refrain from spreading such information.]
"...You expect me to keep something like that to myself? Sure, It's not like anyone will believe me if I said something like god is dead."
[As a token of gratitude host has been awarded one character ticket.]
"Finally something good, first I see a nightmare like that then I find out that god is dead. what's next, meeting a powerful dragon that is disguising themselves as a small girl?"
[The chances of an event like this happening is under one hundredth of percent as host has a busy schedule for today.]
'Right, I'm going to meet Cao Cao for the first time since I came to the hero faction's residence.'
After wrapping things up in japan, an envoy from the hero faction came and took Kaiser to their base.
As of now, it's been almost two weeks since he reunited with Alice and Erina and has been staying at one of the rooms in their base.
Today he was going to finally meet up with the leader of the hero faction, Cao Cao.
Or that was what planned on doing, but Alice had decided to take him out with her on a shopping spree as a date.
'Well I guess I owe her that much since they handled things on this side when I was in japan.'
Due to Kaiser being absent and doing the side quest, Alice and Erina were the ones that talked with hero faction representatives and made the alliance with them.
*knock knock*
Kaiser was brought out of his thoughts as he heard someone knock on the door.
"Come in."
As the door opened, Erina barged into the room with a radiant aura.
She smiled at Kaiser "Ready for our date."
"You just want to buy things no need to call this a date."
"When a woman invites you to go out on a date, you should not question her and be grateful for it." Alice said as she moved her head sideways as if she was dissatisfied with Kaiser's reaction.
"Sure thing, I'll be grateful when one invites me in future."
"Huh!? And what does that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing let's just get going, I need to meet with Cao Cao after this."
Alice pouted and looked away from Kaiser.
"Hmpf Cao Cao this, Cao Cao that. Can you not think about that guy? unless you're-"
"No. just don't continue saying that."
Kaiser then took Alice's hand and began casting a teleportation spell.
"Wait it's too soon for hand holding." Alice said as she had a faint blush on her face.
Kaiser gave her a bland look and pointed at the magic circle that appeared under them.
"It's needed to teleport us both. Also we're just holding hands nothing is wrong with that."
"Baka."
"What's that with the Japanese when we're not even in Japan?"
Before Alice could answer both of them disappeared from the spot they were standing and appeared in an Abandoned building
"Hey Kaiser..." Alice said as she played with her fingers as her face reddened.
"Hmm? what's up?"
"I know that I expected you to take advance on me and progress our relationship further, but isn't this a little too fast?"
Kaiser made a surprised Pikachu face.
"Huh?"
"I mean we're in a building that seems to be abandoned and by looking around carefully you can see that there's no spot for anyone to peek, but I still expected more from our first time."
"I'm sorry but what are you yapping?"
"A girl and a boy all alone in an abandoned building, one can only wonder what they plan to do."
Kaiser face palmed and let out a sigh while grabbing Alice's hand and dragging her outside of the building.
"Hey if you're not considerate about the place atleast be gentle with me."
"Alice we're too young for that and I wouldn't do anything like that to you now."
'He said now, it means he might still do it in future... I need to be prepared.' Alice thought to herself and looked at Kaiser with a glint in her eyes.
"I see. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."
"No worries, let's just go and buy the things you wanted."
Alice gave a small nod and the duo started their 'Date', which mostly consisted of Alice buying many clothes, accessories and lot more while poor Kaiser carried them all.
After a while the duo passed a lingerie shop, which brought an idea to Alice's mind.
She smirked smugly and looked at Kaiser "I still need to buy a few things here for myself and Erina too. Unless you don't want to get a gift for Erina."
"Not that I'm against buying gifts for her or you, but for what reason?"
"Unlike me she isn't bold enough to ask you for anything, so It's better you buy a gift for her. After all she worked really hard when you were in Japan."
"Hmm you're right. But I'm not the best person to buy gifts for people so you can buy one in my stead."
'Yay he fell into the trap.' Alice thought while she smiled "Alright then wait here for me and will be back with a gift for Erina."
A few minutes passed and Kaiser decided to check on an ice cream shop he had seen and get something to eat from there.
Upon entering the shop he was met with a staff member arguing with a small girl with black hair.
"Why don't you get it? you can't get anything here unless you have the money for it."
"But I don't have money." The girl said with a blank expression.
"Then get out!" The staff member yelled loudly.
"But I want this thing called ice-cream." The girl once again said with a blank face.
A vein bulge appeared on the man's head as he got angry and raised his hand to do something to the girl.
"And I told you, you can't-" Kaiser intervened and stopped the man's hand while glaring at him.
"I'll pay for her."
While physically he was smaller than the man, by using some mana passively he had an aura that frightened the man, making him drop on the ground and crawl back to the counter.
Children were his red line as they remembered him of his past.
Kaiser turned around and looked at the girl "You alright?"
The girl simply gave a nod.
After waiting for a while the same staf member came back with two ice creams and gave one to Kaiser and the other to the girl, then he hurriedly went back to the counter fearing Kaiser might do something to him.
The duo enjoyed their ice cream in silence and after they finished eating it, Kaiser tried to leave the shop till he noticed that the girl had grabbed the lower part of his shirt.
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. You can call me Kaiser by the way if we meet again."
"Ophis." The girl introduced herself and then left the shop after doing so.
'Ophis? what a unique name.'
[Host...]
"What is it?"
[You truly are the main character of this world.]
"Huh? where did that come from?"
[The girl host met was the Ouroboros Dragon, One of the strongest beings in this world.]
"Wait why is this familiar, right I jinxed it today didn't I? I only said it on whim but for it to become true... Well it doesn't matter anymore."
[It does.]
"Hmm why?"
[Because-]
"I'm back, you know I had to look around for a long time to find you. And you didn't even get me an ice-cream." Alice said as reached him and gave him the rest of the bags that was filled with things that she had bought.
"Sorry I got bored of waiting. Did you have to buy this much?"
"It's not like you have to carry them, you can just store them in your ring."
'Right, I somehow forgot that.'
[Host might have been effected by the skill known as braindead.]
'And why do you think that?'
[Because host us the main character.]
'Sigh... again with that Main character thing. I'm not.'
[But host already has the qualifications of one.]
'And that is?'
[Dead parents.]
'...'
"Kaiser you alright?" Alice said as she noticed that he hasn't been paying attention to her.
Kaiser ignoring systems remark started walking away "Yeah just remembered something useless. Let's go home."
Alice walked beside him and held his hand. She didn't press on the Matter anymore and silently walked with him, hoping that his mood wouldn't dampen for the rest of the day.
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Well that's it for this chapter. Next chapter will cover the meeting with cow cow, I mean cao cao.
Anyway drop your favourite waifu pics in the comments, till next chapter bye bye.
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