章節 73: Oscar
Feng Xuan, Zhu Zhuqing, Tang San, and Xiao Wu inclined their heads to see, only saw alongside not far away, a man pushing a wagon that he peddled. A burst of meat scent disseminated from the wagon, already some of the lined-up students had already bought.
The man standing behind the cart wore simple grey clothes, neat short hair, across his entire face a full beard, but having a pair of peach blossom eyes, gaze roaming between, especially towards the girls in the exam student ranks. Xiao Wu naturally also difficult to escape his scanning gaze. Very difficult to believe, that such a soft feminine voice would arise from a straightforward adult.
Tang San take the opportunity to come to Xiao Wu and said:
"There are still several people ahead of us, you also did not eat much for breakfast, and do you want to eat a sausage?"
Xiao Wu inclined her head saying:
"It smells pretty good. Let's try that."
Feng Xuan Furrow his brows seeing Tang San come to Xiao Wu but then relaxed and said to Xiao Wu:
"You can have fun, I will return in a bit."
"Where were you going?" asked Xiao Wu.
"Nowhere, just needed to do my routing meditation, will return in a bit." Saying that he nodded at Zhu Zhuqing and left for quick meditation due to the urge for a breakthrough.
He is stuck at level 33 for quite a while and he is suppressing his cultivation for some time so his soul power reservoir is full and he now can't surpass his brake through so he is hurrying to find secluded space to meditate.
Dai Mubai and Tang San is happy seeing him leave and now try to get close to Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing.
Tang San seeing Xiao Wu agree nodded, letting Xiao Wu stand in line, he walked in the direction of the cart on his own.
Coming close, he was able to see that the sausage salesman's height was not much different from his own, on the cart was also nailed a board, on which was carved two words, 'Sausage Monopoly'.
The salesman seeing a person approach, immediately enthusiastically said:
"Come for sausage? Oscar brand sausage, offering sincere treatment to all. Flavour guaranteed."
Tag San with a slight smile said:
"Uncle, I'll trouble you to give me two."
That salesman's expression suddenly became rigid,
"You-, what did you call me?"
Tang San was also stunned,
"I called you uncle, ah, is there a problem?"
The salesman said with a bitter laugh:
"Of course, there's a problem, and still a huge problem. Little brother, this year I am just fourteen years old, yet you unexpectedly call me uncle?"
"Eh…, you are just fourteen?"
Tang San shocked looked at the person before him.
The salesman confirming said:
"That's right, I'm Oscar, this year I'm fourteen years old, a Shrek Academy junior student, you can't call me uncle just because my hair is a bit lush."
Tang San was speechless, looking at Oscar's large thick beard on his face, in his heart secretly saying, 'Someone this hairy could not be described as just a bit lush'.
"You really are only fourteen years old?"
Tang San could not help but ask.
Oscar nodded confirmation, saying:
"Of course, I am an Academy student, anyone you ask knows I'm fourteen."
Tang San in his heart secretly said, 'worthy of being a Monster Academy, a fourteen-year-old youth whose beard could unexpectedly reach this kind of length, also absolutely counts as out of the ordinary'.
Oscar picked up two bamboo skewers from his cart, piercing two ten-centimetre sausages and handing them to Tang San, the two sausages were previously roasting together on a charcoal brazier on the cart, emitting a rich aroma.
Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him,
"Senior, truly am embarrassed, just now was my lack of manners."
Oscar softly said:
"It doesn't matter, afterward many times visit my sausage cart is fine."
Tang San straightforward said:
"No problem."
"Tang San, what are you doing?"
Dai Mubai says to Tang San.
Oscar gave Dai Mubai a look, immediately revealing a painful expression,
"Dai Mubai, have you come to eat sausage?"
"Drop dead."
Dai Mubai gave him an unhappy glare,
"You really cause the Academy to lose face, I seem to have warned you many times, do not sell sausage in the academy. It couldn't be you want to let people vomit. Tang San, you can't eat this sausage."
Tang San puzzled asked:
"Why?"
Dai Mubai's facial expression became somewhat odd,
"Little Ao, you take out the source of the new sausage."
Oscar's expression immediately became awkward,
"Boss Dai, there's no need, right? We even have been fellow students for several years, like this you will let newly arrived little juniors have complaints about me."
Dai Mubai coldly snorted, saying:
"I am only giving Tang San a warning, that's all, Tang San is my younger brother, and cannot be your equal. Hurry up, don't make me hit you."
Oscar clearly dared not provoke Dai Mubai, helplessly extending his right hand, somewhat wretchedly using his that soft voice to call out.
"I your father has a big sausage."
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his hand, and two yellow rings of light rose up from under Oscar's feet, immediately following, an exact copy of the sausages Tang San held appeared in his palm.
"Eh… .."
As Tang San heard Oscar's line "I your father has a big sausage', his entire person somewhat froze. This line indeed had too many possible meanings. Before speaking of the quality of these sausage, or whether edible. Only Oscar having spoken that line he still dared not eat. Especially, as this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu.
Sensing Tang San's gaze starting to become angry, Oscar hurriedly explained:
"There is nothing I can do about this. When using food system spirits, wanting to let food change, one must join with different spirit incantations, these incantation words, are not something I want to shout out. And also, the quality of my sausage is by no means an issue."
Tang San lightning quickly returned the sausages in his hand to the stove,
"Your sausage still is leaving you to your eating. Brother Dai, thank you for the warning."
Monster, indeed a monster. Tang San somewhat did not know whether to laugh or cry, fortunately, he had not eaten that sausage, otherwise, his face would certainly lost greatly.
The ice-cold young lady was only coldly looking at Oscar, walking towards the queue. Oscar innocently shrugged at Tang San,
"Have pity on my delicious sausage, unexpectedly nobody eats. Ai."
Dai Mubai glared at him,
"You be a bit careful, go selling sausage outside the Academy. Tang San, I bring you to pass the exam."
The two returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands,
"My sausage?"
Tang San shared a look with Dai Mubai, both unable to help it, the two immediately burst into laughter.
The ice-cold young lady stood behind Xiao Wu, in her eyes flashed a trace of a smiling expression, coolly saying in a low voice:
"Silly."
Xiao Wu was unable to make heads or tails of their laughter,
"In the end what's the matter? Don't tell me that sausage wasn't tasty?"
Zhu Zhuqing covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulling her to his side, in a low voice recounting the previous affair next to her ear.
Hearing Zhu Zhuqing's words, Xiao Wu's beautiful face immediately turned a deep red,
"You boys are mortifying. How could there be this odd spirit."
Dai Mubai smiling said:
"This is Monster Academy, spirits naturally have fantastic oddities of every description. However, Oscar this fellow in the academy is also considered out of the ordinary. His that spirit is without any potential for attack, but among food system spirits, it's classified as top quality. After all, he can supply meat. Only when this fellow uses his spirit, those incantations really are too disgusting. People familiar with him, absolutely will not eat those sausages he produces. I do not know whether it is because of the food system spirit, but his hair is much lusher compared to ordinary people, beard in one day of not shaving will become like right now, therefore, in the academy he also has a Big Sausage Uncle nickname. He runs what he calls the Sausage Monopoly."
This time, even Xiao Wu could not help but laugh,
"Big Sausage Uncle, it truly is an interesting spirit."
Dai Mubai clapped Tang San's shoulder, saying:
"Walk, I bring you to pass the test. No need to line up."
Tang San said:
"That is no good."
Dai Mubai said:
"Be at ease, I am not favoring you, this is your deserved treatment."
While speaking, he brought the two towards the front of the line.
"Wait for Brother Xuan." Said Xiao Wu.
Dai Mubai irritate by Xiao Wu asking to wait said:
"Let's first go he will come afterward."
Tang San has a good impression of Dai Mubai which can't be said for Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing who know his playboy nature.
But now he is a senior in the academy so they just follow him.
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