章節 161: ROB 6
The customers after that weren't nearly as interesting as the first few.
5th customer
''I wish for an Omnitrix, the Mark LXXXV Ironman Suit, and Jack Sparrow's compass''
''The Omnitrix will be empty and you will have to fill the aliens yourself but other than that, everything is acceptable''
26th customer
''I choose the wheel of fortune''
[Unnatural Mind]
[Femboy Body (cannot be changed)]
[Curse of Wipe
]
''Wow, you got one of the very few truly bad things on the wheel. The wipe will wipe your soul clean and you will essentially be a newborn baby. At least you will be a Rick-level genius baby''
71th customer
She was a true Nymphomaniac, also known as a slut, I won't get into any more details, just know that we both benefited from our exchange.
I fulfilled some of the impossible fantasies she had and I got a good fuck.
She chose three wishes that were very much in line with her personality and ended up reincarnating in a fantasy world where I have no doubt, she will fuck everything from slimes to minotaurs.
133th customers
I was getting a bit bored after over a hundred volunteers but at least I was still getting rather interesting draws from the wheel.
[Sticky Orb (Rich and Morty)]
[Hex Crystal]
[A work Magic 8 Ball]
''You really have a thing for balls, don't you?''
''As I keep telling everyone, I AM NOT GAY!!''
181th customer
''I wish for you to be my friend''
''Nice try, you do know I can read your mind, right? I don't even need to read it to know what your intentions are''
202th customer
''I wish for a mind control ability, to be rich, and popular''
''OK, have fun in the late Cretaceous era. Try not to fuck the T-Rex''
It wasn't until the three hundred and final customers turn that something new happened.
In an explosion of blood-red fire, Leo appeared in the white space in all his satanic glory.
''Dad, can I talk with you real quick?''
''Sure'' I turned to my last customer ''Don't run away''
And we both disappeared.
The topic we were talking about was about my grandkids, or rather the lack of them. Leo and Freyna have been married for decades, but there was no news yet. After a quick check-up, I found the problem, it was their Immortality.
The fact that other races with eternal lifespans could procreate was nothing short of a miracle, normally the fetus should stop growing in the womb the moment it developed the eternal youth trait, some races should not even be able to get past the insemination stage, which is exactly what was happening to these two.
Due to their strong genetics, immortality was one of the first things to develop and the egg stopped growing any further. The solution was actually rather simple, I just forcefully suppressed my forming grandchild's immortality until it was done with puberty, whenever that might be in its case. I purposely made it activate after puberty because being stuck in puberty for eternity was a nightmare and I didn't want an awkward and horny grandkid like Morty.
After dealing with their little family problem, I went back to the white space to finish the last order, or at least that's what I had in mind. When I came back, I saw the wheel still spinning, which shouldn't be possible since I was gone for a while.
Ah, I get it. This little shit kept spinning while I was gone.
''Quite the gut you have for taking advantage of my kindness!!'' my voice boomed across space and I could see the soul shrinking in fear, it clearly didn't think this through. ''What makes you think I won't just erase you from existence?!''
After a bit of existential erasing silence and trying to find a way out of this situation desperately, I finally spoke again.
''But then again, I can't blame you for taking opportunities, can I?'' but before it could feel relieved, I continued
''But I can't just let you off free. Since you have made hundreds of draws by now, good and bad, how about this: I will stay true to my offer of three draws and you can choose three draws from the ones you made but for each draw, I will choose one of the bad things you drew.''
It didn't have much of a choice in this, it was either get erased or another life with heavy punishments.
The soul's chosen draws were naturally the best of these it had drawn, namely the Sun God package, which contained being a Kryptonian, all powers of Marvel's Hyperion, as well as Sunshine, the Gojo Template, and lastly a perfect Sharingan.
From the last two choices, it was pretty clear that this soul was a fanboy, although both choices were good, there were better. In case anyone wonders how I was able to give rewards from places I haven't even been to, I don't need to go there and just stretch my hand through space-time and grab it. That's how I got Kryptonian genes, I just plugged some random Kryptonian's hair.
As his three punishments, I chose the Heavenly Punishment, the Wrong Attention Curse, and the Doomed Gold Curse.
The Heavenly Punishment was probably the only deadly punishment as it activated once a year and attacked him with lightning that could neither be blocked nor dodged and would bring him to death's door each time, if this wasn't enough, it is also very difficult to heal from, so he will be very weak after that's for a good period of time where others will definitely be able to kill him. For a few minutes after the punishment, even ordinary guns will be able to kill him, no matter how powerful he usually is.
The two curses were just out of spite, one made him romantically attractive to whatever he was not into and made him hated by everyone he liked, I could already see all the buff guys swarming him and beautiful women running from him, and the other ensured that he was constantly poor and would always unexplainably lose his wealth, no matter to form.
Seeing the punishments I had opposed on him, I didn't allow him to complain about unfairness and just sent him off to the only fitting world for him, Marvel.
Of course, because he decided to swear revenge against me on his way there, I made sure that the first Heavenly Punishment would come after just a month instead of the original intended one-year protection time.
And with this my job as a random omnipotent being was over, I quit, I had enough. Fuck this shit, I'm going to DC.
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