章節 11: CH 10: I Love Saturdays (E3)
"Hm hm hm, hm hm hm. Hm hm hm, hm hm hm." Alistair hummed a tone, working on a small machine in the RV. But as he was using a screwdriver for screwing a screw inside of the small machine he was making using the technology he had taken from the robot, the machine short-circuited, causing smoke to rise.
"Tsk, damn it, again." He rubbed his eyes. The problem of being a 10 year old was that his body would get tired really quickly. He hadn't gotten used to sleeping late, so he would get tired pretty quickly. His Nemetrix hadn't recharged either to become one of his smart aliens and work on what he was making.
He had already transformed a while ago to do that for a while. And obviously, he wasn't smart enough to invent something himself. He would just record and write what needed to be done, and follow the footsteps he had set for himself as super genius aliens.
This had become his routine. Fight whatever crime happened with Ben wherever they passed, then transform into his smart aliens to work on his device the other times. At least when he wasn't hanging out with the others. Whenever everybody was in their own world, he was in his own as well.
"Hmgh...? Al? You're still awake?" It seemed like the electric surge of his device woke Max up. The noiret apologized :"Oh, sorry, grandpa Max. Didn't want to wake you up." The veteran smiled sleepily :"It's alright, son. Just don't push yourself too much. Overworking yourself will only result in mistakes and failures."
"Thanks, grandpa Max. Sweet dreams." Alistair smiled. Nodding, Max dozed off again. Leaving the noiret alone with his thoughts. Looking at the small object in his hand, he frowned :'Why doesn't it work? There's always something wrong.
Are the parts that I've been using not right? But I haven't seen any issues with it while as Brainstacean (Brainstorm), Brainiac (Grey Matter), Tinkerer (Juryrigg) or Update (Upgrade)... is it because of the medium, perhaps? Or is it that my approach is wrong? Or maybe I'm pushing it over the limit? Or-... huuuh, grandpa Max is right, I should leave it for today.'
"Hey, c'mon, Al! Let's go for a swim!" Ben came out of the bathroom after changing to his swimsuit. It was night, and they had parked the RV close to a large lake. Perfect place to go for a swim. Other times, he would have agreed. He liked swimming after all.
But he truly was tired. And since he wasn't as active and excited as Ben, he didn't have any more energy to waste. They were all depleted. He smiled apologetically :"Sorry, Ben, but I'm gonna hit the bed for now. *Yawn* I'm really tired." He stretched, before getting into his bed.
"Aw, man. Seriously? C'mon, it's just for a bit." Ben insisted, but he waved him off :"Sorry, Benji, but I really can't. Too tired. We'll play together tomorrow, alright?" Ben sighed, shrugging :"Alright, your loss." Before running off.
'Hmm, here I come, sweet embrace of sleep.' He smiled sleepily, before the door was basically kicked open. Groaning, he looked to see Gwen readying her bed angrily, whispering in annoyance :"That damn Ben! That stupid damn Ben!"
"Kukuku, did you get pranked?" He whispered sleepily, voice huskier than normal. Gwen's head took a sharp turn to look at him, glaring. Causing him to chuckle as he turned around :"Whatever. Good night." And just as he closed his eyes, the loving embrace of sleep welcomed him.
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"No, really! It was humongous with these red glowing eyes!" Ben tried to convince his grandpa and cousin about what had happened to him last night. Which was being attacked by a giant lake monster. The two didn't believe him though.
Max :"I'm sure it was just some kind of big fish. That's all."
Gwen, grumpy :"Yeah. So give the mega fish story a rest. Will you, captain dweeb?"
Alistair :"But is it really that unbelievable after what we've seen?"
Gwen :"You really believe him?"
Alistair :"Why wouldn't I?"
Max :"Well, it was night, and your sight is even weaker in the water, so I think Ben just mistook something."
Alistair :"Grandpa Max, we've fought alien robots, mutated animals, a guy that can mutate said animals, and we have alien watches that can literally turn us into different beings. Is a lake monster really that farfetched? Especially when Ben says it tossed Fourarms of all things?"
Ben :"See?! Finally, somebody who can understand logic!"
Max :"Hmm... that's true... Well, being careful never hurt anybody. Don't be paranoid, but still watch your steps, alright, kids?"
"Understood-" Just as the kids agreed, with Ben smiling and Gwen rolling her eyes, sharp winds began to flow. Protecting their eyes from the dust and debris, they turned to see something amazing.
A giant yellow and orange airship which stopped on top of the forest and began to descend. "Whoa, check that out!" Ben said in amazement, while Alistair narrowed his eyes to see better :'Wait, something like this shouldn't have happened in this episode. In fact, neither in any other episode! Also, that airship... why does it look familiar...?'
"Wait, that airship is...!" Max's eyes widened in surprise, before smiling :"Hahahaha, I didn't expect to see them here!" Confusing the children. Ben grew excited :"Whoa, grandpa, do you know whoever owns that airship?! Seriously?!"
"Well, just old friends. Oh, actually, you might be able to meet and know them yourself." He nodded towards where the airship had landed, and they saw five people coming out of the forest. Well, three people and two animals. If you could call the 8-foot-tall (2.43m) gorilla-cat with tawny fur a normal animal.
The five included a muscular and tall middle aged black man with short black hair and a streak of white going down the middle, an 11 year old dark brown African-American boy with black hair and white spiky stripes above his forehead, the already mentioned 8-foot-tall (2.43m) gorilla-cat with tawny fur, a freaking 6 feet (1.82m) Komodo dragon, and a woman that took away Alistair and Ben's breath.
She was tall and lean, with a body to die for. Long legs, THICC thighs that amazed Alistair with her hip-to-waist ratio, a HUGE ass thanks to her hips that jiggled with every step, especially distinct with her jumpsuit, and breasts that made everybody gulp at first sight. But her body wasn't the only amazing thing about her. She was gorgeous appearance wise. Perfect oval face, sharp eyes and eyebrows, a straight nose, PLUMP and SUCCULENT lips that made Alistair's tongue feel fidgety, and long white hair that reached the middle of her back. (Image:)
She was easily the most gorgeous woman the noiret had ever seen face to face. And from their orange and black uniforms, along with their giant airship, he had a pretty good idea of who they were. Yet another childhood cartoon, and the first milf probably every kid had a crush on. The Secret Saturdays, and the legendary milf, Drew Saturday.
(A/N: A wild love interest has appeared ಠ◡ಠ! Yes, yes, she's going to be a lover. I don't like surprises and edging my readers, (that's for when I'm in my uncle mode) so I'll let you know the good news already. I just hate how milfs get shown so much in comics and such, pretty sexually in fact, but never become the love interest! Instead, a violent fucking tsundere gets chosen! No offense, but fuck you, some authors out there.
This isn't harem though. The love interests will be Charmcaster plus her. I've already had this debate with a reader, so let me clarify. Harem, for years now, has been a Japanese loser MC having a harem as big as a football team with full bench players, but still too much of a pussy to fuck, and heck, even get actually physical with them!
That's not happening here. This is basically polygamy here, and believe me, you'll see smut really soon if there's a chance. And if you know me and my MC, you'll know that he's smart enough to take advantage of being a shota ಠ◡ಠ. Do as you'd like with that information.)
"So is it here?" The gorgeous milf glanced at her husband. Doc Saturday nodded, looking at the holographic screen showing on the wrist of his cybernetic glow :"Yes, all the reports and historical legends point to this location. The amount of rumors and people who claim to have seen it also further proves it."
"Well, glad to see we didn't come all this way for nothing." Zac Saturday smirked, hands behind his head as Fiskerton Saturday nodded, mumbling something only they could understand. Komodo Saturday didn't say anything, just walked with them.
"Hm, that's true-" Drew smiled, before someone caught her eyes :"Wait, is that... Max?!" Catching Doc's attention :"Max? Wait a minute, is that..." He saw the man waving at them as well :"Max Tennyson?!"
"Doc! Drew!" Max waved, smiling as they all walked closer. "Hahahaha, who would have expected we'd get to see you here?" Doc smiled, shaking hands. Drew smirked, shaking hands as well :"Definitely not me. How have you been?"
Max, chuckling :"Oh, same old, same old. Just enjoying my retirement."
Drew, smiling :"Is that why you're here?"
Max :"Uh huh. Since it's summer vacation, I decided to tour around the state with my grandkids. Go on a little road trip so they can experience the world."
"It's them, I assume?" Doc smiled, looking at the three kids, who looked quite amusing. Gwen acted how she would normally, but Ben and Alistair were quite funny. Mostly Ben though. The noiret just had a bit of a blush as he smiled sheepishly, waving at them. Looking quite adorable to the older woman, who obviously knew why.
He might be as deadly as a 19th century husband finding the food his wife made slightly cold while being an alien or a predator, but his danger level to the hearts and minds of older women sure as hell wasn't something to scoff at.
Looking at his adorable face blushing cutely, flashing his pearl-like teeth in a sheepish smile, hardly able to take his crimson orbs off of her, trying to hide them behind his bangs, she couldn't help smiling at his cuteness.
Reincarnated or not, he was still a teenager in his past life. No amount of self control could stop him from staring at the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. She was a milf at that, which made it even harder.
But Ben didn't have even that little of a self control. His jaw had fallen wide open, staring at the face of the beautiful lady in amazement. Even if Alistair could understand him, it still didn't stop him from cringing. Embarrassed to be seen with him, he pushed his jaw up and shut his mouth before a fly flew in.
Drew chuckled in amusement at how Alistair glared when his mouth fell open right away, before smacking the back of his neck in annoyance. Causing the brunet to get out of his trance, before coughing in embarrassment and looking away.
"Yes, it's them." Max shook his head in amusement :"This is Gwen, Ben, and Alistair. Say hello, kids." They waved awkwardly :"Hello." Chuckling in amusement, Drew nodded :"It's nice to meet you all, kiddos. And these are our kids. Zac, Fiskerton and Komodo. You say hi too."
"Uh, hi." They waved back, equally awkward. Not much, just feeling strange for needing to be intimate with people they didn't even know. "Oh, Zac, Fisk!" Max patted the small boy's head, smiling at the inhuman one :"I haven't seen you two in years! How have you been? Do you remember old grandpa Max?"
'Ah, the good old "remember me? I used to wipe your ass when you were a kid.' one of the classics.'
"Ooh, of course I remember, grandpa Max! How have you been?" Zac smiled awkwardly, definitely not remembering jack shit. Beside him, Fisk nodded with him, smiling and saying things Alistair couldn't understand.
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'Ugh, damn it!' In the distance, where nobody could see her, the white haired lady groaned behind her advanced binoculars :'I thought I would get the chance to meet him first! Shit, damn you, Drew, don't you let this get to your head just cause you got lucky!'
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