章節 25: International Hand Symbols
There are tons of different hand signals out in the world today. Index and Middle finger means peace. Middle finger alone means the opposite of peace. You can spell the word bloods with your fingers and you can signal one of the rarest sexual maneuvers ever, the Shocker.
Back when I was very young there was a hand signal where one would put their index finger up, pinkie up and thumb out, I love you or Rock and Roll. Times have changed.
When you see a person signal you with their left hand, index and pinkie up and thumb out, it means a totally different thing now. No matter where you are, the following statement holds true. When you see this, you are being acknowledged as either a homosexual (nothing wrong with that) or a drug purchaser (A LOT Wrong with that). Seriously, hang with me.
This signal means go two blocks up and one block to the right. When you arrive at this destination you will either see a man standing up against a brick wall with one foot up against said wall and one hand behind his back or you will see a man standing up against a brick wall with one foot up against said wall and one hand behind his back but his shirt will be tied in a knot on the lower right front of his stomach and he'll have a slight smile.
I have tested this out; this knowledge is not available to the public, so it took A LOT of trial and error to get these results for you. When I say trial and error, that would be me getting held down (trial) and A) being searched for money, a gun or a wire or B) a penis being put into every available male hole possible…and there's more than two male holes…think about it.
So, hours and hours of healing later, I am back to report that unless you want to be gay gang raped or threatened with a gun, DO NOT follow the two up and one right rule. It always applies and it will change your outlook on life. It did mine; just remember "It's not cheating if it's gay."
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