章節 1: Beginning of the End
Third Person POV
Greenland was slamming on the gas pedal, while North was shooting at the cops threw the passager window. America and Russia were screaming and Uruguay was high as fuck. "Guys! the cops are catching up!" North said, throwing his empty gun at a cop car as a way to slow them down. Russia threw an empty bottle of Vodka at a cop car threw the left side window. "Guys I'm out of guns..." North said as he was looking threw the glovebox and under his seat. Greenland made and sharp turn "Your...WHAT?! Oh my fucking god! I can't believe you! Do you have any other weapons?" Greenland said as she made a sharp U-turn to throw the cops off.
"No! I don't! I didn't think there would be this many cops!" North yelled as he looked out the window "All we did was break someone out of jail!" North sat back in his seat normally, looking in the rearview mirror America sighed "Did you take some of Uruguay's drugs?" North shook his head "No way! Why would I?" America leaned over to North and slapped him "Well it's because you're taking dumb! Of course, there would this many cops because we broke someone out of fucking jail!" North rubbed his cheek that got slapped "Well I'm sorry! Don't fucking slap me again!" North yelled and America as Greenland made another sharp turn into a tunnel "Why the fuck would you go into a tunnel?? Are you that fucking dumb?" Russia yelled at Greenland. Greenland sighed and slammed on the breaks making America and Russia fly forward "No I'm not Russia, this is a way to blend in" Greenland explained as Russia and America got up and sat back into their seats.
"How do we blend in?? The cops know what our car looks like!!" Russia screamed Greenland turned around and looked at Russia "One, stop fucking screaming! And two, many cars look like this, they would have no idea!" Greenland said the tone of her voice laced with anger. Russia sighed and rolled his eyes "Whatever" Greenland sighed and turned around back in her seat, she started to drive normally. North sighed and rubbed his head. America pulled out his phone, playing an offline game.
Russia POV
Hello? Hello? I hope this is working...are you the reader?? Yes? Okay good, Okay let me tell you how we got into this mess. I was selling Vodka and the teacher found out, I hide in the bathroom and texted America if I go to jail what the plan was to break me out...I got thrown into jail and America, Greenland and North Korea saved me. Uruguay is just high as fuck... Okay, that doesn't tell you shit... well I guess we got a story to tell...