章節 2: Arousal=Power?
The Hero woke up to a bright light. Instinctively raising his hands to block the light, he quickly realized his efforts were futile. The light was not caused by an exterior source like the sun or a torch. Instead, it was as if a screen was displayed in his eyelids.
[Quest received!]
[Quest: Save Juliana from the goblin nest.]
[Reward: 1,000,000 gold coins.]
[Punishment: DEATH!!!]
'What the fuck is this.' The hero thought as he rubbed his eyes. Even with his eyes closed, the system's interface beamed brightly–there would be no escape for him.
"Hey you, you're finally awake." The hero jumped as he heard a voice next to him. Because of the bright system blocking his sight, he couldn't see who was speaking. All he knew was that the voice or sentence felt familiar to him.
"What race are you?"
'Uh, caucasian?'
"Oh, a fellow human!" The voice suddenly became a lot more excited.
'What is there besides a human?' The hero thought to himself, wondering what other kinds of races there were. Maybe his new acquaintance was racist?
"How tall are you?"
'6 feet tall!' The hero practically shouted. Seconds later, he felt his body magically grow. Even though he couldn't see, he knew that he had gotten taller, that his muscles became leaner and more profound. His gut had shrunk and his member...
HIS DICK GREW BIGGER!!!
'Holy shit!' The hero thought, realizing that his answers somehow changed him. He was sculpting himself to become some perfect hero, like in an RPG.
'I should've made myself a female elf then!' He thought as he suddenly became hard just from his imagination of a hot elf.
"Hey, calm down! Now, tell me–what's your name?"
'Nick–no, actually, my name is Slim Shady.' The hero caught himself when he almost used his previous life's name, back when he was a nobody porn addict. In this life, he was going to be–
"Slim Shady has been taken. Alternative name given: Nick."
FUCK!!!
'Hey, can I rename myself?'
"Only if you buy the 20-dollar rename pack from the store."
'The what?' Nick thought, completely confused as to what the voice was saying. Why was he acting like this is one of those shitty gacha he never spent any money on?
"Character creation finished. Is this fine?"
Information flashed in Nick's eyes: a complete view of his new body.
His old, barely maintained curls had been replaced with well-kempt, slicked-back hair that reminded him of Chris Hemsworth. It was as if the barber god himself, the Gordon Ramsay of haircuts, had graced him with his presence. Moving down from his hair, he saw that he now had striking blue eyes and a chiseled jawline.
'I knew chewing gum would work out.'
Below his full lips and chiseled jaw, his neck itself was stout and appeared to be made of muscles. His gaze went further down, and once he saw his bare chest he realized he was only wearing a loincloth that barely covered his cock–which was an 8-inch beast waiting to ravage its first victim.
'Since when did I start thinking like some macho fucker?'
Nick raised his right arm and flexed, admiring the peak of his now clearly defined biceps. Then he raised his hand to his other shoulder, noting how wide they were now. His delts alone would have probably made many a woman back home fall for him.
'If I had looked like this my entire life, I would've never needed that stupid magazine–I'd have just gone and fucked Maggie!'
His eyes widened as he realized the true extent of this gift. If that girl, the one with the big tits (who also killed him?!) was any indicator, this land was filled with hot babes.
He was no longer going to be a weak porn addict, he'd be a... hmm.
What would a cool name be?
"Fuckers!"
'No, that's a little too on the nose.'
Nick thought for a second before raising his hand in victory, saying, "Oh, I got it! I'll be a-"
"Grab the man!"
Nick had little time to react after he heard the goblin's command. Within seconds, multiple goblins grabbed ahold of him, pulling from every direction. Because Nick had watched the first episode of Goblin Slayer, he began freaking out. Closing his eyes, he squealed,
"SHIT!!! Don't touch me, please! Stop!"
Sobbing, he opened his eyes to see a few confused goblin girls staring at him, wondering what the commotion was about. Blubbering, he said, "Please don't do it... I'll be a good boy."
And then he noticed something weird. These goblins were... hot. In fact, they were so hot he could feel his pants heating up. Also, they weren't trying to force themselves upon him. Instead, they looked at each other with confusion.
Realizing he was safe, Nick laughed, "Ok, that was embarrassing. I can see you were not trying to do anything weird to me, so I apologi-"
"Why food talk? Why food talk? Why food talk?"
Food?
FUCK!
Looking down, he saw that he was being lowered into a pot of boiling water.
'When the hell did that get there!'
Nick tried to move but found that he was bound by a rope. Little by little, the rope made its journey to the water. He- he was going to be boiled alive!
'How did I even get here!'
[Quest Started: Clear the goblin nest.]
[Requirement: Kill all the goblins.]
[Reward: 1,000,000 gold.]
[Punishment: DEATH!!!]
DEATH!!??
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!
Frantically squirming against his binds, Nick watched as the goblins began dancing and singing.
"Foo-ood Foo-ood! Foo-ood for me and you-u! He so yumm-y! He a dumm-y! We so luck-y! He so Yumm-y!"
Unwilling to become monster chow for Goblin: The Musical, Nick started looking around for any possible avenue of escape. Even though this land had many fine beauties, he hated it here. He's been here how long, 2 seconds? And he's already going to die twice? This place is bullshi-
Who's she?
In the distance, Nick saw someone who may be the prettiest girl he's ever seen. Out of all the goddesses and pornstars, he knew he would never be as hard again in his life as he is right now.
Out of all the weapons in the universe, his sword was the greatest in her presence.
He became so hot he couldn't think of anything besides her. Her plush, red seductive lips that had to be amazing at sucking cock. Her bright, red eyes that illuminated even the darkness of this cave. Moving further down, to the "my eyes are up here!" zone, he saw even greater treasures. 2 large, voluptuous mountains that not even Columbus could have explored.
Somewhere under her black linen dress, he knew there were 2 puffy tits waiting for him. He could already imagine her tight curves rubbing against his body, her big fat ass right against his cock. He already felt the cheeks rubbing against his groin, his precum mixing with her juices before he even stuck it in. He could imagine her reaching back, expertly guiding his massive cock with her fingers. Looking at her slender fingers, he knew she would hold his cock perfectly. A handjob from her would feel better than a blowjob from a goddess.
'Holy fuck.' Nick thought, dumbfounded that such a beauty could even exist.
He was so shocked he didn't even notice that his cock had become a weapon of mass destruction. Throughout the caves, the goblins jumped behind walls and tents as they did their best just to survive.
The unlucky ones found their bodies obliterated, burst apart from the impact of Nick's cum as he ejaculated just from her sight.
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