章節 32: on and off
Midoriya Izuku had woken up early, which wasn't much of a surprise, he had woken up early quite often. He heard noises coming from the kitchen, where Pro? hero Dynasty aka Wei Yao, was seated. She had a pair of safety glasses and gloves on. "I see you there Mido. i sensed your phone." He froze and slowly walked in. "I'm fixing blue fuckers phone. he dropped it while running the other day." He slowly nodded, but stayed quiet. In her hands were several different materials, including a pair of long armed tweezers. "well im done. Don't touch this phone if you value your life." He nodded quickly and left the kitchen, Yao following him out.
a few hours later~
"Hey who the fuck left their phone on the table?" Sero asked. Midoriya looked up at Sero, who had been pointing at the phone Yao was working on earlier. "AH! Sero! Its Yao's i think? she was fixing it for "the blue fucker" but i dont know whose it is." he nodded and put plastic wrap over it with a note that said 'yao's do not touch, if you still wish to live' although, several minutes later, Ayano picked it up. "So this is what she forgot. oh hey guys." Before ayano teleported away
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[we gay]
tape: so what was that about?
icyhot: yes what was that?
smol: i am sworn to s e c e r e c y
Naruto?: is your life threatened?
smol: m y h a n d s a r e
Pika Pika: fair.
Katsuki: yao was fixing the blue fuckers phone right?
Eijirou: yes babe
Katsuki: she fixes his phone all the time tho, i dont see the issue.
Hands?: its because we never catch her doing it
Raven?: hmm
mom: who is "blue fucker"?
froggy: good question yao-momo
ucantseeme: I think its a kid at UA!
Katsuki: wrong
alien: how would you know bakugou?
bass boosted: i was wondering that too.
Katsuki: yao and i actually have conversations.
floaty: wow you talk to someone other than yourself? good job!
sleep™: that shade
Katsuki: Fuck
Katsuki: You
Kokobop: lol, he keeps breaking his phone tbh
Katsuki: police?
Kokobop: yeah, the #1 hero likes to try and get him in jail, even tho he knows the real tea.
Katsuki: oof
Katsuki: hows your other chat?
Kokobop: oh its good. we have 2 1-B kids in it.
Kokobop: they are useful
Katsuki: and i cant be in it because....?
Kokobop: well fuck i guess im adding you
[yah yeet]
touyota: where the fuck are you?
Kokobop: calm the fuck down.
Kokobop: i am adding katsuki
[Kokobop] has added [Katsuki] to [yah yeet]
katsuki: spill the tea sis
knive diva: who the fuck
skwah: blasty boi
copy paste: why the fuck are you here
katsuki: right back at you bitch
ken dough: its a good question that we don't know the answer to ourselves.
katsuki: anyways class 1-a is figuring out about this chat rn
katsuki: so fuck
katsuki: id add Ei, but idk how he'd feel about this all
touyota: lol he'd probably be upset.
touyota: although my boyfriend is #skwah so im fine
[memes]
Ayaneru: owo where you at bitch
Wotm8: do you mean me?
Kokobop: yes
Wotm8: im with Ravi
Ayaneru: where
Solace: we are in the gym!
Ayaneru: okay
Ayaneru: wbu #murder?
Plants are cool: hes a bit preoccupied
keyblade master: dicc?
Plants are cool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seek: we didnt need to know
keyblade master: your hearing it when ever you connect to him right?
seek: .....
seek: oh god i heard some things i never want to hear again!!!!!
seek: WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO FUCKING KINKY
Plants are cool: (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)
speed: im gonna leave now
seek: I DONT NEED TO HEAR HIM MOANING "DADDY" OMG KAORU
seek: I CANT LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE
seek: OH FUCK I HATE YOU #Plants_are_cool
seek: #meowzawa HELP ME
meowzawa: i will come and disable your quirk, give me 15 mins
[5:00 pm]
Ayaneru: just tell us everything
seek: I CANT LOOK AT THEM THE SAME
seek: KAORU NO
seek: hes moaning about wanting 'more'
seek: KAORU NOOOOOO
seek: WHY .... HOW?!?!?!
Ayaneru: WOT?
seek: HES GOT A 8 INCH BAD DRAGON DILDO UP HIS ASS
Ayaneru: omfg
seek: ITS A TENTACLE
seek: ITS VIBRATIBG
seek: KAORYU STOP
seek: NO
seek:
seek:
seek: #ayaneru...
Ayaneru: wot?
seek: there is some kinky shit going on between those two and i never want to know about it ever again.
seek: #meowzawa thank you
meowzawa: np
[yah yeet]
touyota: YAH YEET BITCHES
Kokobop: what the fuck
katsuki: spill the tea sis
knive diva: DID YOU PASS?!?!?
touyota: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK TOGA
skwah: awe yiss we can do rounds together now
copy paste: what?
ken dough: um?
katsuki: OH YOU DID THAT THING
touyota: lol i cant be put in jail now
touyota: FUCK ENDEAVOR
[we gay]
tape: does anyone know why bakugou is smiling and running around yelling?
icyhot: i do
smol: #Eijirou do you have anything to do with this?
Eijirou: surprisingly no
Eijirou: the blue fucker is no longer a villain so everyone is happy
Naruto?: istfg
Pika Pika: #mom dad swore
mom: fuck
Katsuki: HE DID IT!!! FUCKING FINALLYYYYYY!!!!
icyhot: #touyota did you do it
touyota: FUCK ENDEAVOR
icyhot: mood but did you do it?
touyota: I am free from dryhands mcfucks grasp
knive diva: now we can hangout together again!!!!!
touyota: lol i dont have to hide whenever the police talk to hawks
touyota: oh this feels so good!
skwah: babe, im just happy that your free from them!
Hands?: ...
Raven?: oh are you a certified vig. now?
touyota: YAH YEET
Raven?: congrats
Necromancer: congrats
succ: congrats!!!!
Spoops: Congratulations Todoroki Touya! all of us were rooting for you!
mom: ..... :/
froggy: oh
ucantseeme: well i guess #knife_diva do you want to go the cat cafe in downtown with me?
knive diva: Sure! I'd actually love some friends!
alien: yeet ill join
bass boosted: ill come too, why not
floaty: sure!
mom: i am worried for their safety!
Katsuki: dont. im in a GC with them. they actually are more responsible than iida and thats saying something.
sleep™: i guess ill die then
Ayaneru: #sleep™, meet me on the roof of your dorm, we gonna have a Team K + you and who ever you want to bring picnic!
sleep™: Denki, Sero.
sleep™: lets go to this picnic
tape: free food? im in babe
Pika Pika: lets go eat!!!
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