章節 132: The Disappointments & The End!
The group of 5 plus Oracle Fish were eating Yakisoba on Beerus' planet…
A few months later
Zephyr was sparring with Broly as Goku and Vegeta sparred on the side. Whys looked at a timer, "Alright! Switch!" Zephyr turned and punched at Vegeta, turning on his Nexus form as he charged at Vegeta, who turned into Ultra Ego, fighting intensely.
They had been sparring like this for months now… Right after the Yakisoba actually.
The days passed
Finally, they were all eating when Whys looked over, "Speaking of trouble… It seems like something happened on Earth again. A new android named 'Cell Max' came to stir up trouble… but your son took care of it."
Goku was stunned, "Gohan!?" Zephyr ate a whole Giant Wolf Leopard and spat out the bones, "Damn, that's crazy! Anyway, let's start. Who the fuck cares about that group of disappointments?" he jumped up and slapped the food out of Vegeta's hand then kicked him in the face before shooting after him as massive explosions went out all around the Planet!
Goku was speechless as Beerus yawned, "Disappointments?" Goku explained, "Well… Most of our kids don't like to train or fight. Only very few… Zephyr has been upset for a long time. I don't think he likes my wife or my son for that matter. Well, to be fair, it's basically all her fault…"
Beerus looked at him with twitching lips as Goku continued, "She wants everyone to go to school and get jobs and live like normal people without getting exposed for some reason, I don't know why… Also she insists that I get a job and make money, but we all have a card with Infinite Money on them so we don't actually need money at all. None of us do, I think she's a bit crazy, but she's nice deep down…"
Beerus was dumbfounded, "ARE YOU STILL TALKING!?"
Goku felt something and was stunned, disappearing.
He came back a few minutes later with a car full of people.
Zephyr and Vegeta slammed into the ground before Zephyr kicked Vegeta out, clapping his hands and grinning crazily, "Z-Burner!" as white lightning crackled on his hands, tearing apart space around it blasting a massive beam bigger than the moon!
Gohan, Trunks, Goten, Bullets, and two criminal dudes were terrified, "Did that just tear space?!"
Vegeta snorted and grinned evilly, slamming his arms out, "FINAL DESTRUCTION!" a purple beam collided with the white as the tree in the middle of the planet disintegrated!
A massive energy erupted and Whys tapped his staff, protecting the normal people.
Beerus jumped up and shouted angrily, "STOP DESTROYING MY PLANET!" Zephyr and Vegeta snorted at him, "Shut up, kitty!" Beerus trembled in anger as they turned, charging at him with punches and kicks.
One of the criminal guys slumped, "W-Who are these guys…?" Trunks looked over, "The guy with the purple hair is my dad and the one with the white hair is my father-in-law. The purple cat is the God of Destruction, he destroys Planets across the universe."
The man was frozen with terror, "T-T-T-T-T-T-THEY'RE FROM EARTH?!" Trunks nodded and the man held his head, "Then what were we doing with 'Cell Max'?! They wouldn't annihilated him in a second!"
Gohan's lips twitched. They had a big fight with Cell Max, even lost a comrade they just made…
Goku paused and looked at him, "Huh? What happened?" The guy explained the entire fight and Goku looked at Gohan, sighing, "I thought you were going to be a good fight…" he shook his head and added boredly, "Whatever…" Gohan's lips twitched.
Bullets shouted, "Daddy!" Zephyr waved, "Don't interrupt me, disappointment!" as he punched Beerus in the face, grabbing his tail and nailing Beerus in the neck with an elbow.
Bullets sighed, "It's no use. Daddy only talks to Mom and Rifle." Trunks added, "And Pan." Bullets sighed again.
Beerus kicked and Zephyr slammed into the ground, getting back up and shooting over, stretching out his hand as Vegeta stomped on Beerus' back. Zephyr grinned, "Distorted Future!"
Zephyr's hair turned purple and he said, "Destruction!" Beerus ducked and waved his hand quickly as Zephyr's arms from the elbow down flew up into the air!
Zephyr pouted as he reverted to normal, landing on the ground, "Damn it!" Beerus looked back, "My decorative Planets!" pulling on his ears in distress. Vegeta caught Zephyr's arms and turned them to dust, "You're still fighting ME!" as he charged at Beerus with a grin.
The two normies shouted, "HIS ARMS!"
Zephyr's nubs blazed before new arms burst from the flames. He got up and rubbed his wrists as the bracelets flew back over, slipping onto his wrists, "Damn it!" Whys shook his head, "The original idea would've worked better. Beerus can handle Destruction better than you."
Zephyr frowned, "But I can't use that ability on Beerus…" Whys smiled and nodded, "That's why I said it's better. Because you won't get your arms severed." Zephyr rolled his eyes and turned, pausing, "Eh? When did you disappointments show up? Ah- No… Erm- Children. Who are the two normal humans?"
They all twitched as Bullets explained what happened, Zephyr nodded and stopped her, "Honestly, I don't care about 'Cell Max Power AAA Battery' or whatever he's called…" as he looked at the two before pressing on one's forehead, turning him to dust.
He turned his head to Whys, "See?" Whys shook his head, "It won't work, I'm telling you!" Zephyr didn't believe it and pressed on the ashes, reverting them back into a person as he said, "If I get strong enough, It should affect Gods!" Whys rolled his eyes, pointing out, "If it does, how long will it take? Gods can live for millions and millions of years… Are they gonna let you age them to death? Even if they do, how long will it take?"
Zephyr was dumbfounded and frowned, "Damn! I didn't think of that!" the guy touched himself, "I-I'm alive!?" then looked at Zephyr, "Are you God?!" Zephyr's lips twitched, "Where the hell did you find this guy?"
Goku replied sullenly, "On the road… he was with these guys…" before looking at Whys, "Was 'Cell Max' strong?" Whys looked at him and smiled, "He was as strong as Frieza."
Goku was excited as Whys continued, "The first time you fought him." Goku froze and looked at the edge of the Planet, Zephyr held him, "Okay, okay…"
In the end, Zephyr went home and saw Launch, giving her a hug. He picked her up and smiled happily, "By the way, I have something for you~" Blonde Launch held his neck, "Hm?" Zephyr took out Elec's pistol that could even blast through Granolah's skin, "This thing can put a hole in just about anything!"
Launch's eyes lit up, "Oh my god! I thought you forgot about your little ol' wife!" Zephyr laughed, "Are you kidding? We're gonna be together forever!" Launch giggled and kissed him happily, picking up the pistol and blasting a mountain to dust!
She jumped up and laughed as a little girl clapped, "Wow! So cool, mommy!" Zephyr picked up the little girl, "Awe~ Who's daddy's little cutie~ Mwah!" the little girl giggled happily.
Then, time flew by.
A Million Years later
Zephyr laid on some lush grass, looking at a pond next to his head, propping himself up by his elbow.
In the pond was a Planet he was looking at…
A little guy with a Straw Hat was fighting two other tall guys. Zephyr cheered, "Come on, kid! Beat their asses!" he muttered, "Next time there's a fight, I should go in person…" as he was watching, Launch ran out, "Honey~ Goku and Vegeta are here!"
Zephyr jumped up, "They are?!" as he walked over, humming to himself.
He walked through the house, looking at the two guests and grinned, "Well, well, well~ If it ain't the God of Destruction and Angel themselves~! What can this Supreme Kai do for you?"
Vegeta crossed his arms and snorted, "Can it, Zephyr! You made a Planet full of Ninjas, right?! Well, one of them is going nuts!" Zephyr was dumbfounded, "I make the planets and you destroy them! What's the issue?!"
Goku laughed and scratched his head, "Alright, you guys. It's not really that big of a deal…" Vegeta cursed, "The Grand Priest is breathing down my neck because our Supreme Kai keeps interfering with Planets!" Zephyr pouted, "What do you want from me!?"
Vegeta's eyes twitched angrily, "Stop sending things to these planets for entertainment! You damn bastard! No! That's it! You're getting a beating!" Zephyr's eyes lit up, "Hahahaha! That's what you really came for, right?! Come on!"
He burst into white flames as Vegeta turned on Ultra Ego, they charged at each other, punching and kicking as Launch smiled helplessly, "Here they go again~ Goku-kun, do you want something to eat?"
Goku scratched his cheek and chuckled, "That's alright, Launch… How are you doing?" Launch clapped her hands, "Very good, you?" Goku sighed, "Chi-Chi's been complaining that I'm not home enough…"
Launch covered her mouth and giggled, "Yeah… Sounds like her. Hee hee~" Goku pulled at the Halo around his neck before taking it off and looking around. He smiled cheekily and went True Ultra Instinct, joining in on the fight.
Vegeta and Zephyr flew out before looking at him and gasping, "What a bastard…" before getting up and fighting in a 3-way brawl.
Launch smiled sweetly and took out a Cellphone like device, "Bulma-san, Chi-Chi-san, wanna come over for some coffee?" They both answered and sighed, "Are they fighting again?" Launch giggled, "Mhm~ They look so happy."
Bulma sighed, "You'd think a God of Destruction would be more busy!" Chi-Chi pouted, "You think it's bad? Goku hasn't been home for 50 years!" Bulma muttered, "I wouldn't be there either…" Chi-Chi exploded, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
Launch giggled happily, looking at everyone before waving, "I'll cook for everyone, have fun you three~" They all nodded and continued fighting as Launch went to cook, "You two, come over soon, okay?" They sighed, "Be there in 5."
Launch smiled and hummed to herself, "Well, we haven't all been together for 5000 years, this'll be great! I should call everyone…" a man walked in, "Miss, should I notify everyone?"
Launch looked over at the young man wearing apprentice Kai Potara and smiled, "Would you be a sweetheart, Granolah?" Granolah smiled happily, "Sure thing!" as he walked away.
Zephyr charged out and punched while laughing as Vegeta and Goku also punched. They all smashed their fists into each other and fell over, they paused before laughing.
48,208,133 Fights-
48,208,133 Draws
The END~
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