章節 89: Chores? I'm not a woman.
Zephyr and Vegeta slammed into Beerus' planet. Whys smiled at them, "Well, here's where your training starts. First you have to clean up the planet, and then change Beerus' sheets and blanket while he's sleeping, and then…"
He went on and on as Zephyr's lips twitched. He flew into a massive chamber with a snake and hourglasses, flying up to Beerus, who was sleeping in a cat bed.
Zephyr's eyes twitched as Vegeta flew over, "What are you doing?! You'll wake him up! He could kill us all!" Zephyr rolled his eyes and shouted, "WAKE UP!" Beerus' eyes bulged as Vegeta's face turned pale.
Beerus trembled in anger, "You… dare!" as his body was covered in Destruction Ki. Zephyr ate the Ramen and sighed, "You're mad? I was just going to share my Ramen with you… sigh, I guess I'll just have to let Whys eat it all." Beerus froze and looked at him suspiciously, "Ramen? From Earth?" Zephyr held out his bowl, "Yeah, wanna try?"
Vegeta was jumping up and down anxiously, that's the super spicy version!
Beerus had a bit before spitting flames from his mouth as Zephyr burst out laughing, rocking back and forth in the air. Beerus glared at him angrily, "You tricked me?!" Zephyr wiped his eyes and said, "Come on, Beerus. Relax. This is the spicy version that I like. Whys brought back 5 pots of homemade Ramen. Vegeta even brought hundreds of containers of all different flavors."
Beerus' eyes lit up but Zephyr stopped him, "Buuuut~ If I have to change your sheets like a slave then I won't really have time to go back home and have my wife make the Ramen, sooo~" Beerus narrowed his eyes, "Are you threatening me?"
Zephyr smiled and held out a bowl of normal Ramen, "Here, try this first." Beerus took the chopsticks and tasted the Tonkotsu Launch made. His eyes widened and he started eating quickly as Zephyr snapped, making the bowl disappear.
Beerus paused and looked at him in confusion as Zephyr squinted with a smile, "Yes, I am threatening you. If you kill me, you only get 5 Pots. Forever. Ain't that somethin'!" Beerus narrowed his eyes, "I see. You're a crafty human… As long as you provide this Ramen food for me, I will make sure Whys forgoes the house work."
Zephyr grinned and handed him back the bowl as Beerus continued eating before spitting out flames! Zephyr burst out laughing, holding his stomach, "HAHAHAHA! YOU FELL FOR IT TWICE! AHAHAHAH!" Beerus jumped up and down angrily, "Damn it! Damn it all!"
Zephyr wiped his eyes and handed him another bowl, "Alright… I'm hungry, give me back my bowl…" Beerus traded bowls before eating and spitting out flames again! Zephyr slapped his forehead and burst out laughing so hard he started crying.
Beerus strangled him, with red eyes, "GIVE ME THE NORMAL ONE! DAMN HUMAN SCUM!" Zephyr choked and held out a bowl, "O-KaY!" Beerus let him go and looked up at Zephyr before looking down, picking up a bit with the chopsticks.
He looked back at Zephyr quickly as Zephyr ate with a confused face. He even handed Vegeta some. Beerus moved the chopsticks to his mouth before looking back at Zephyr quickly. Finally, he sniffed before putting it in his mouth.
Zephyr flew out quickly as Vegeta and Beerus roared, "I WILL KILL YOU! AHHHHHH!" Zephyr burst out laughing and flew quickly, laughing wildly as he escaped from Beerus and Vegeta.
Whys smiled and shook his head as he had some Ramen before shouting angrily, "ZEPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zephyr continued laughing as he escaped quickly, flying around the Planet faster than light.
A while later
Zephyr was sitting on his knees with bumps and bruises all over his face, "Showwy." Whys, Vegeta, and Beerus glared at him as he took out the Ramen, "Here, the real one…" They looked at him and he rolled his one visible eye, "Do you shink I'm sho shupid to shrick you again?"
They let out a breath and ate before Zephyr was beaten up again as he laughed, covering his head, "THATSH THA FIF TIME! AHAHAHAH!"
The next day
Whys looked at Zephyr and Vegeta, "To start, you have to sense God Ki. I will be teaching you how to do so. Vegeta, you should have a head start, but Zephyr, you'll have to listen carefully. You've come into contact with God Ki before, but you have never sensed it. You used some other method to find Vegeta, right?"
Zephyr nodded seriously. Whys nodded and explained the method before taking Vegeta and Zephyr to the edge of the Planet, "Now put your arms in that weight and lift it as high as you can while thinking about what I said." Zephyr was stunned, "You want me to meditate while lifting weights?!"
Vegeta put his arms in, "Holy shit!" Zephyr looked at him and put his arms in, struggling to lift it off the ground, "My arms are gonna tear off!" Whys smiled, "That reminds me." he pointed at Zephyr, "Now you cannot regenerate anymore! Hopefully you will take injuries seriously now."
Zephyr was dumbfounded, "WHAT?!" Whys touched his face, "Silly me, I forgot to mention… You better hurry!" the duo looked behind them and were spooked as the edge disappeared!
Vegeta and Zephyr lifted the weight off the ground and started walking away slowly, "Hurry up, Vegeta! If you fall off, maybe you'll explode!" Whys laughed, "No, not explode. But you'll be sent to a different dimension to which there is no return!" Zephyr jumped in shock, hurrying up, "That's worse than I was thinking!" Vegeta followed closely, "JUST SHUT UP!"
They hurried away quickly as the pieces of the edge started disappearing behind them, threatening to plunge them into the abyss of the other dimension!
As they were hurrying, Whys looked at the Oracle Fish that flew over, "It's time!" Whys tapped his staff as Vegeta and Zephyr were teleported into Beerus' room, getting blasted by an attack, shooting into the walls.
Zephyr slid down, "Ow…"
Whys clapped his hands, "Great training for the day."
A couple dozen days later
Zephyr was flailing on the bed, shouting, "HOW IS THIS TRAINING?! THIS IS CLEARLY ABUSE! AHHHHHH!" Vegeta turned over and roared, "CAN YOU SHUT UP! I CAN'T SLEEP!" Zephyr jumped up and looked at Vegeta, "Let's go fight outside." Vegeta turned over and Zephyr squatted on the headboard, looking down at Vegeta, "Come on, Vegeta. Don't you want to fight a bit? We walked for 10 minutes and then got blasted! That's not enough!"
Vegeta tossed and turned before screaming, "ARGH! Fine! But be quiet!" Zephyr snickered as they flew out the window, landing on a lawn with overgrown plants. Vegeta looked around, "I guess they were gonna make us clean up?" Zephyr waved his hand as the entire lawn burnt to ashes, revealing a flat ground.
Vegeta muttered, "That works…" before snorting, "HA!" as he transformed into Super Saiyan God. Zephyr snorted and burst into his Supernova State, charging at Vegeta instantly!
They started colliding extremely quickly before separating.
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