章節 34: Chapter 34: Power Ups
"I know how close you boys were and even I struggled to keep myself from acting out during the funeral, so don't feel bad at all sweety." Alina's eyes started watering, wiping her eyes and gazing at Ricky with a warm smile, tears struck after reminiscing about her deceased son.
*Huff*
'F*ck her hands are so soft-dammit Ricky!' Ricky didn't even hear what Alina even said, his entire body focusing on her soft hands on his, trying to fend off the image of those soft hands wrapped around his-
"Ricky?" Alina worriedly asked, gripping his fingers tightly as Ricky immediately looked up at the ceiling.
"Ah, I-I'm sorry." Ricky was really trying not to look or even think of Alina however the mother mistook his actions.
"Oh Ricky~" Alina smiled, walking over while mistaking Ricky's actions as an attempt to stop himself from crying.
Pulling up a chair next to him, Alina looked at her now oldest son as Marco also mistook Ricky's actions and decided to give them space.
"Uh-" Ricky's entire body tensed, knowing how weak of a man he was when it came to a woman of Alina's stature.
Immediately, Ricky reached for the water next to him and started guzzling it in an attempt to distract him from this situation deteriorating his sanity.
"It's okay Ricky, it really is~" Alina rested one hand on his arm and the other on his shoulder, rubbing him in a soothing manner.
*Thump*
"What was that?" Alina suddenly heard the table bump as if a hard object had hit it from the underside.
*SPIT*
*COUGH*
Ricky did a spit take in the next second, coughing out any remnants of the water as Alina worriedly patted his back.
"My knee, anyways, I think I should-"
"Ricky, I think I understand." Alina suddenly mentioned, seeing Ricky trying to abruptly leave while the misunderstanding only furthered into an intense spiral.
"Y-You do?" Ricky asked, thinking he had been caught, gazing at her only to be a deer in headlights when catching a glimpse at her massive cleavage.
"You're afraid, right?" Alina gently rubbed his cheek, her touch casual and unthinking; to her, he was just Rocco's friend.
However, he couldn't help but see her for the woman she truly was.
"No, but I am feeling a little weak." Ricky quickly understood he hadn't been caught and tried to play it off.
"Oh honey, feeling this way isn't weak." Alina tilted her head with a small chuckle, Ricky gulping at this.
"I-It's not?" Ricky asked, knowing it wasn't at all what she meant but felt his sanity already crumbling to its limit.
"It's human." Alina revealed and Ricky mouth shut before he heaved out a large sigh.
"This is all just so-...complicated." Ricky searched for the right word to describe his situation, his gaze drifting to the side where a blue screen urged him to act.
Despite the prompt, he couldn't shake the feeling that it was the wrong choice thinking it would tarnish his entire friendship with Rocco.
"Complicated doesn't mean impossible, sometimes, it just means you care deeply." Alina smiled softly, her eyes filled with understanding that she didn't fully know.
"I don't know about that-" Ricky laughed out, knowing the things he wanted deep down were for his own selfish desire.
"Listen honey, start by being honest with yourself." Alina advised gently, placing a hand on his chest.
"And remember, you don't have to go through this alone. I'm here for you." Alina's next word made Ricky speechless, trying not to give in but couldn't help it.
'I-I'm sorry Rocco, but I am a weak man.' Ricky's guilt couldn't consume his lust in the end.
'Forgive me Rocco, forgive me.'
*DING*
[Quest Accepted.]
'But I gotta get stronger somehow, for your memory.' Ricky told himself the most bullsh*t excuse that would have to do to quell his guilt.
"Thank you Mrs. Mannheim." Ricky smiled warmly, his guilty smiling morphing into a sleazy one while placing a hand over hers as if accepting her advice.
"Oh honey, your entirety welcome-"
'Wet To The Touch.'
"Mmmmmmmm~" Alina exhaled deeply just as Ricky's rough hands wrapped around hers, unable to finish her words as the tension that had gripped her for the past ten years suddenly melted away on Ricky's unknowing command.
The room was suddenly silent, both caught off guard by Alina's reaction as Ricky had only ever used this technique on Ms. Collins, and she had never responded like this which made him second guess how effective it was.
Alina's entire body became rigid, her face gradually turning a deeper shade of red until it seemed as if smoke might trail from her ears.
*Bump*
"I-I-I have to go!" Alina, with an embarrassed expression mixed with a horrified one, rushed back to her room.
Her abrupt actions caused her knee to hit the underside of the table which knocked Ricky's drink on its side.
"Ma, what's your deal-"
*BAM*
Marco had been in the shared room with his little sister and didn't really hear her promiscuous moan that subtly escaped, but Ricky did.
"Oh brother, I'm sorry Slick." Marco sighed, walking over only to see her mother's abrupt actions.
But when he saw Ricky trying to pick up the spilled glass as water began to drip onto the floor, he stopped him.
"It's not problem Marco-"
"No it's my fault, I should've known better, bless her heart but she's a klutz after all." Marco shook his head while taking the glass from Ricky and grabbing a towel.
"I guess this is my queue to leave." Ricky let out an awkward chuckle as Marco escorted him to the door. With a forced smile, he greeted him goodbye.
"Don't be a stranger, pop by whenever you're not busy." Marco waved, thinking of Ricky as a big brother, especially now that Rocco was gone from his life.
"Oh don't worry, I will." Ricky waved back before walking to the elevator, his hands slipping into his pockets.
A few minutes later, as Ricky made his way out of the apartment building, he noticed Lucky's car still parked outside.
Inside, Lucky's father was engrossed in the newspaper as Ricky strolled back toward the vehicle.
"Look at this, three more dead and it's all cause of those reckless jews-did you piss yourself or something?" Lucky pointed at the newspaper with an aggrieved expression, then cast a puzzled glance at the wet spot on Ricky's pants.
"Do I look like someone who can't control his bladder?" Ricky showed a plain expression as Lucky smirked.
"Could've fooled me." Lucky along with the driver, Alfonze, laughed heartily as Ricky rolled his eyes but started chuckling too.
"Aye, stay away from the mob until I figure out what they're doing." Lucky suddenly exclaimed after five minutes of silent riding.
"Oh come on pops-"
"You think I'm an idiot, you think I don't know that your gonna pull some dumb sh*t behind my back." Lucky genuinely asked as Ricky slowly shut his mouth.
"Listen to me idiot, I don't want to see any part of you leave Brooklyn, ya hear me?" Lucky pointed though Ricky turned his head to the side without commenting.
*TWACK*
"YOU IGNORING YOUR FATHER NOW, HUH?" Lucky hit Ricky with his ivory cane almost immediately.
*DINK*
"YOU DROP THAT BARRIER RIGHT NOW AND TAKE THIS ASS WHOOPING LIKE A MAN-"
"WHAT MAN WOULD TAKE AN ASS WHOOPIN!" Ricky rubbed his head, countering his father's words while Lucky continued to beat his cane rhythmically against his shield.
"A REAL ONE!" Lucky yelled as the anger he'd been holding back had finally been unleashed.
"PROMISE ME RICKY, I AIN'T F*CKING PLAYING THESE GAMES WITH YOU!" Lucky used Ricky's real name which made him flinch since it always comes with repercussions if he didn't listen.
*FLASHBACK*
3 years ago,
*Click*
"Drop the shield Ricky and take this ass whooping." Lucky squinted as Ricky stood motionlessly next to a broken vase.
"It was an accident pops-"
"Ricky." Lucky gestured behind him as his men hesitated but sure enough, started cocking their tommy guns.
This was the first time Lucky had called Ricky by his real name and not the nickname he himself gave him which had already set alarm bells in his mind.
"You wouldn't dare." Ricky squinted his eyes as both of them had a Mexican standoff.
*BANG*
Lucky pulled the trigger of his gun as a bullet shot out before immediately bouncing off of Ricky's shield and lodging itself in the ceiling.
Ricky flinched since he didn't even expect Lucky to shoot, widening his eyes as the surprise and shock didn't allow for him to use Full Counter.
"YOU SHOT AT ME!" Ricky yelled out in disbelief but Lucky simply smiled.
*Click*
"I guess I would dare to after all." Lucky squinted his eyes even further as Ricky pursued his lips.
They both knew he wouldn't use his ability to hurt the family which is why this made for a particular predicament.
*SIGH*
"Fine." Ricky dropped the barrier as Lucky nodded, holstering his pistol before unraveling his belt.
"Now take this ass whooping like a man."
[FLASHBACK END]
Ricky could see the visible strain on Lucky's face since he typically hid his stress behind a mask of indifference, but this time it was different.
The Jewish mafia's escalating brutality, not only towards the public and other mafia families but also towards the Luciano family, was taking its toll.
It was evident in Lucky's demeanor, both mentally and physically.
"Fine, I promise I'll stay away from brooklyn until you resolve it." Ricky gave in as Lucky halted his actions before sitting back down on the seat.
"I already got enough slack with that suit Thomas and with the Jewish Mafia on my ass, I really don't have time for the constant headaches you give me." Lucky calmed himself down as the car slowly pulled up to their mansion.
"Now get out and go take a shower, you smell like sh*t." Lucky used his cane to open the car door for Ricky while not forgetting to insult him.
"And you're going back to school tomorrow." Lucky poked Ricky with the cane as he started to get out of the car.
"You said it was beneficial and although I completely disagree, you're gonna see it through." Lucky reprimanded as the door closed behind him.
"I won't be back for a week or two until I square away these troubles." Lucky gave his lasting remarks to Ricky before driving off in the car.
Ricky shook his head before walking back to the mansion, he didn't even reach the double doors before seeing Isabella open it for him.
"Oh my little figlio~" Isabella shuffled over to Ricky before pulling him into a hug.
*DING*
'No.' Ricky frowned since he was a horrible person and a bad person, but he actually had some standards though they mostly had to do with appearance.
Isabella, bless her soul, was a elderly woman in her early sixties and age had not been kind to her which is why Ricky hadn't made any advances.
*Sigh*
"I'm really fine Isabella-"
"Nonsense, have you eaten yet-No!" Isabella didn't even need to finish her question to know the answer as she pulled him into the kitchen.
"Isabella-"
"No excuses, you need to eat your already so skinny!" Isabella was aggrieved as she set Ricky at the counter before walking over to the prepared dinner.
Ricky couldn't get another word out as Isabella started placing an entire feast for eight at his fingertips.
"If you don't eat it all then you'll make me cry, Slick~" Isabella faked crocodile tears though once she saw Ricky deadpan face, she dropped the act to go do the dishes.
"Oh I almost forgot! A little sweetheart came by to give you these." Isabella suddenly stopped before pulling out a letter from her apron.
Handing it to Ricky, he raised an eyebrow before immediately raising a smile after seeing Maria's handwriting.
Dear Ricky,
I don't know what Rocco meant to you but I know how much you mean to me. You're really special to me and I hope that you're doing just fine. I really want to talk as soon as possible, please come find me when you read this letter.
P.S I really wish that if you would run away from things, you at least run to me.
Sincerely Yours, Maria Profaci
Ricky smiled as he rubbed the pink lettermen paper which had a hint of her perfume as he set the letter down.
'I'll pay her a visit later tonight.'
2 hours later,
Ricky rubbed his stomach, having cleaned his plate completely as Isabella finally allowed him to leave the table, and he wobbled back to his room.
Walking into the shower since he had only washed his face today, he stepped in while looking at the hovering blue icon that he put to the back of his mind earlier today.
'Receive.'
[Implementing Rewards.]
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
Almost immediately, Ricky's bones began to crack, the sound echoing sharply in the confined space before they reformed, only to crack again.
His eyes strained under the excruciating pain, veins bulging and pupils dilating.
"ARGH!" Ricky's pained grunt filled the bathroom as he dropped to his knees as his lungs expanded painfully, forcing his grunts into ragged, uneven breaths.
His muscles were the next to suffer; they tore apart, fibers snapping, before reforming in a brutal endless cycle.
Convulsions overtook his body, spasms wracking him with agonizing force as he collapsed onto the shower floor.
The hot water cascading over him, mingling with his sweat, offering a layer of warmth that felt mocking in his current torment.
*GASP*
*HUFF*
*HUFF*
*HUFF*
Minutes passed before Ricky finally mustered the strength to take a deep breath, his chest heaving with the effort.
As he exhaled, the breath left him in a shuddering release, his body still trembling from the aftershocks of the pain.
"What the f*ck." Ricky gasped, patting his body, which had been internally ripped apart moments before.
Still reeling from the horrid experience, he sat blankly on the shower floor, staring up at the ceiling, and after a while, Ricky mustered enough strength to stand up and turn off the shower nozzle.
The water ceased as he stepped out to the side, his eyes widening slightly at the sight before him.
"Woah." Ricky let out as his body had become completely shredded in a single day.
"God damn." Ricky couldn't help but flex in the mirror, a triumphant smile spreading across his face.
The total regret from enduring that pain washed away, replaced by sheer narcissism for his newly transformed physique.
"Totally worth it." Ricky flashed a smile at his reflection before walking back into his room.
His previous self from just a minute ago would be cursing him relentlessly if he saw this. As he adorned some clothes, Ricky sat on his bed, his gaze fixed on the stack of unopened coupons in front of him.
'Use all Gacha.'
*DING*
[Received:
Epic Skill: Digital Cloaking
Description: The power to become invisible to surveillance cameras, sensors, and other forms of electronic detection, allowing for stealthy movements in highly monitored areas, can be turned on and off at will.
Epic Skill: Defensive Precognition
Description: A heightened sense of awareness that allows the user to foresee and react to incoming threats, enhancing their ability to dodge attacks and counter adversaries.
Epic Item: Lorestone Pendant:
Description: A pendant containing the knowledge of the lost ancient civilization Cortaj. When worn, it grants the wearer wisdom, language proficiency, and historical insight at random.
Epic Growth Item: Soulbound Grimoire
Description: A spellbook that absorbs the knowledge and abilities of the caster. As the caster learns new spells, the grimoire becomes more powerful, granting access to a wider range of magic.
Warning: Requires Magic and Warlock proficiency to access.
Epic Item: Translation Ring
Description: A ring that allows the wearer to understand and speak any language, facilitating communication with diverse cultures and species.
Epic familiar: Possessed Gerbil
Description: A gerbil that will randomly become possessed by a random historical figure when taken out of the system.
Warning: Once taken out of the system, it cannot be put back in.
Rare: Blueprint Scanner
Description: A projector that once it scans an object, will be able to accurately make a blueprint of it.
Rare Item: Forever Lasting Lighter
Description: A lighter that will never run out of fuel no matter how much you use it.
Rare Item: First Aid Kit
Description: A compact first aid kit containing bandages, antiseptic wipes, pain relievers, and other essentials for treating minor injuries and ailments.
13 x Uncommon: Stainless Steel Insulated Mug: A durable, insulated mug to keep beverages hot or cold for extended periods, ideal for coffee, tea, or cold drinks on the go.
9 x Uncommon: Collapsible Water Bowl: A collapsible bowl for pets, allowing them to drink water or eat during walks or travel, promoting their comfort and hydration.
6 x Uncommon: Self-Watering Planters: Planters equipped with a self-watering system, ensuring that indoor plants receive adequate moisture and reducing the frequency of watering.
5 x Uncommon: Stainless Steel Reusable Straw Set
Description: A set of reusable metal straws, often accompanied by a cleaning brush and a travel pouch, reducing single-use plastic waste.
3 x Uncommon: Reading Light
Description: A clip-on or portable reading light with adjustable brightness, allowing for comfortable reading in low-light conditions.
4 x Uncommon: Portable Clothesline: A lightweight and compact clothesline with clips or hooks, ideal for drying clothes while traveling or camping.
6 x Uncommon: Bike Repair Kit: A compact kit containing essential tools for bicycle repair, including tire levers, patch kits, and a mini pump, ensuring riders can handle common issues during bike trips.
12 x Common: Safety Whistle
Description: An emergency whistle with a loud, piercing sound, essential for attracting attention during outdoor adventures or emergencies.
34 x Common: Foldable Travel Umbrella: A durable and compact umbrella that folds into a small size, making it easy to carry in a purse or backpack for unexpected rain.
23 x Common: Travel Spice Containers: Small, refillable containers for carrying spices and seasonings, allowing travelers to add flavor to meals while on the road.
7x Common: Travel Sewing Kit: A compact sewing kit with threads, needles, buttons, and scissors, allowing for quick repairs on clothing and fabrics while traveling.
8x Common: Portable Folding Chair: A lightweight and foldable chair that is easy to carry, perfect for outdoor events, picnics, or camping trips.
41 x Common: Reusable Shopping Bags: Durable, foldable bags that can be reused for grocery shopping, reducing the use of single-use plastic bags and contributing to environmental conservation.
20 x Common: Bike Lock: A sturdy bike lock to secure bicycles and prevent theft, allowing peace of mind when parking bikes in public places.
'The skills are cool though I don't think I'll have much need for digital cloaking in the 30s.' Ricky thought, knowing how rare it was to see a camera in this age.
Gazing at the items, he immediately without a second of hesitation, pulled out the best thing in the entire 200 gacha rolls which was the possessed Gerbil, cursing at his luck with this gacha.
*GASP*
The Gerbil took a gasp of air as it materialized in Ricky's hand as its eyes, ears, nose, and mouth lit up in a bright light before it suddenly vanished.
*SQUEAK*
*SQUEAK*
*SQUEAK*
The gerbil stood up on its hind legs and started to squeak as Ricky tilted his head in confusion until a light bulb seemed to go off in his mind.
'No way this would work, right?'
A ring materialized on his other palm, slipping on the translation ring, and immediately, the gerbil's squeaks transformed into understandable speech.
"GIANT, WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME FROM MY SLUMBER!" The Gerbil roared with the might of a king.
"Uh, who are you?" Ricky questioned, looking at the rodent talking in slight fascination as the gerbil's face became ugly in almost an instant.
"Foolish giant can't you tell, I am Alexander III of Macedon, third of my name and twenty fourth to wear the crown!" Alexander the gerbil proclaimed making Ricky show a weird expression and at the same time a delighted expression.
"Oh how the mighty have fallen." Ricky spoke in a similar tone as him which made Alexander flinch, mocking him slightly.
"What do you mean giant? You are-WHERE IS MY BODY!" Alexander was confused at Ricky's words before he turned to the side to see his reflection.
"Well you died and possessed the body of my gerbil-" Ricky easily lied to the distressed historical king that many regard as the greatest king in history.
"I-I am but a mere rodent!" Alexander touched his little paws against himself before plopping onto Ricky's palm in defeat.
"I, Alexander the great, king of Greece, conqueror of the Persians, and subjugator of the Indians, have become a rat?" Alexander asked himself in a defeated tone as it seemed like all his mighty accomplishments were for naught.
"At least you're not dead anymore, right?" Ricky said as if there was a bright side to the fate he found himself in while sitting Alexander on his bed, before the gerbil slowly turned towards Ricky.
Favorability: 50
Favorability: 32 (-18)
Favorability: 21 (-11)
Favorability: 0 (-21)
"YOU!" Alexander squeaked out in rage, pointing his paw at Ricky, as if he had found the culprit to blame for it all.
*Sigh*
"Oh boy." Ricky thought since he didn't expect Alexander the great to possess this gerbil.
'Hey Chester, are you there?' Ricky closed his eyes to communicate with Chester since he usually didn't like his cage and instead flew freely around, rarely conversing with Ricky unless specifically asked to.
*Tap*
*Tap*
*Tap*
Chester tapped on the window sill as Ricky got up and tried to ignore Alexander's hateful words.
"Hey Chester, can you understand me now?" Ricky opened the window to talk with Chester who was surprised.
"I can." Chester nodded but was brief with his words.
"Is it okay to ask another favor from you?" Ricky asked as Chetser plainly gazed at him.
Favorability: 53 (-1)
"Seriously." Ricky asked as Chester pecked at his wing before returning to Ricky's gaze.
"You're a very selfish human, all asking and never giving." Chester flapped his wings before landing in front of Alexander who flinched.
"What say you Crow?" Alexander was on guard, getting into his battle ready position expecting to throw down with this mighty beast before him.
"I want to talk, summon to summon." Chester plainly stated, showing absolutely no fear in front of Alexander which made him weary but slowly let down his guard.
Familiar, even of a different species, could understand each other due to the system guidance which is why Chester and Alexander could talk so freely with each other unlike Ricky, who needed a translation ring.
Chester and Alexander engaged in what appeared to be a pleasant, one-sided conversation.
It began with small talk, but as time passed, Alexander began to open up, unloading all his pent-up grief onto Chester.
Throughout, Chester listened attentively, nodding along in understanding and sympathy.
"And I think when my mother told me that I was Zeus's bastard, I really believed it." Alexander, now laying down on the bed, confessed to Chester who nodded as if they were in a therapy session.
"That must have been a lot of burden for such a young child, I knew someone like you once. Someone who was constantly burdened by others' expectations of him before he let it eat away at his heart." Chester tried to relate to him as Alexander nodded while taking a deep sigh.
"What happened to him?" Alexander asked Chester for the first time as he looked up at the ceiling for a while.
"He did not see the light of old age, much like you he died too young." Chester confessed as Alexander slowly stood up.
"What was the name of this fellow you speak of, he must have been a great man if he meant so much to you." Alexander sat in front of Chester who lightly sighed.
"His name was Itachi Uchiha and although he wasn't a good man, he was a necessary evil." Chester spoke from his heart as Alexander nodded sadly.
"My teacher Aristotle once said 'In the realm of leadership, the gravest transgression lies in the acknowledgment that one is a compulsory malevolence, a demand made solely by adversaries.'" Alexander smiled as Chester shared the expression while Ricky sat incredibly bored by the side.
'Open all coupons.'
*Ding*
Rare Growth Familiar: Stone Golem Core (Sentience: 0%)
Description: A golem who grows by interacting with different stones, its growth is only progressed by the very stone it wraps around itself.
(Rare Item) Grappling Hook: A handheld device with a hook and rope, useful for climbing, traversing difficult terrain, or disarming opponents.
(Rare Weapon) Aqua Serpent Staff: A staff adorned with a small, water-filled globe on top. When the globe is shattered, a water serpent is summoned. The serpent can create small waves or spray water, useful for dousing fires or creating a diversion.
(Epic Weapon) Solarflare Bow: A bow crafted from the wood of a rare, sun-blessed tree. Its arrows burst into solar flames upon release, capable of piercing through multiple enemies and setting ablaze anything they touch.
(Rare Skill) Proficient Marksmanship: Above the cut of the average joe, you are able to handle anything that requires marksmanship with a solid proficiency
(Rare Skill) Proficient Lockpicking: Able to break any standard lock and even some less advanced safes.
(Rare Skill) Cartography: Skill in reading and creating accurate maps, including terrain and geographical features.
'Before I get to my status, I need to go to the shop.' Ricky calmed himself down at the interesting rewards as he pulled up to the IP shop since he had reset the refreshable items he wanted to see the new ones.
[SHOP]
IP: 70,000
Refreshable Items:
Lust Pills: 5,000 Impregnation Points
Description: Two pills that if ingested make the person extremely horny causing them to lose all sense of reason only focusing on lust.
Desire Scented Lube: 10,000 Impregnation Points
Description: Lube scented with pure desire.
Prehistoric Desire: 100,000 Impregnation Points
Description: The user can activate this skill on any woman and it will surface the buried instincts of our primitive ancestors though this skill primarily focuses on the lustful desire.
First Condition: The woman this skill is used on must be already interested in the user or it will not work.
Second Condition: Cannot be used twice on a single woman.
{Refresh Available}
Daily Item:
Fuzzy Pink Cuffs: 5,000 IP
Description: A pair of fuzzy handcuffs that gives any girl +5 breathability
Weekly Item:
Addicting Semen(Passive): 35,000 Impregnation Points
Description: Your Semen will become like nicotine in a sense that after having it for a while they will have withdrawals without it.
Monthly Item:
Berserk Mode: 200,000 Impregnation Points
Description: The user can activate this skill and will have its stamina increased by tenfold however their reasoning will be all but gone
Ricky knew he should hold onto these points however his impulsive nature immediately kicked in as he bought Addicting semen, and lust pills cause why not.
'Isn't this like a roofie?' Ricky felt conflicted when gazing at it since he wasn't low enough to use something like this especially when he gazed in a nearby mirror and winked at his own dashing reflection.
'This face doesn't need any roofie's.' Ricky smirked, already holding the drug that way his jawline that he was confident could cut through granite.
'Whatever, I can always get more points.' Ricky thought as he saw those items in the store cross out.
'Now, Status.'
[Status]
Name: Ricky Luciano
Titles: Deadbeat, Royal Thug, Prodigal Son
Age: 15
Born: October, 27, 1918
Race: Human
Strength: 22 (Slightly above peak adult male)
Stamina: 19 (Above average adult male)
Vitality: 20 (Peak adult male)
Agility: 21 (Peak adult male)
Dexterity: 19 (Above average adult male)
Intelligence: 6 (You've grown but that doesn't mean your not an Idiot)
Charm: 25 (Your charm is extremely high for your age)
Appearance: 26 (The baby fat has melted with age and with it has surfaced your golden jawline, use it well.)
IP: 30,000
Gacha: 0
[Familiars]
Familiar:
Chester (Favorability: 53):
Description: The crow of Itachi who died before it could gain Shishui's mangekyou sharingan.
–Skills:
–Chunin Chakra Reserves:
–Eagle Eye: Chester is able to share his sights with you though only if he wishes.
–Advanced Genjutsu: The Crow is adept in the art of trickery and illusion.
Alexander The Gerbil (Favorability: 0):
Description: Alexander the great has possessed your Gerbil.
-Skills: LOCKED (Favorability to low)
Rare Growth Familiar: Stone Golem Core (Sentience: 0%)
Description: A golem who grows by interacting with different stones, its growth is only progressed by the very stone it wraps around itself.
IP Skills:
Apex Fertility: The user's seed will be amongst the peak in the universe and incredibly fertile as your seed can even rejuvenate the womb of a woman who cannot even give birth. All it takes is one load to impregnate any woman in an instant.
Wet To The Touch: A skill that allows for the user to instantly make any girl wet and lubricate their insides for peak insertion.
Condition: Only can be used once a day.
Promiscuous scent(Passive): 15,000 Impregnation Points
Description: Anyone who owns this skill will passively give off a scent that will make any woman who smells it feel promiscuous.
Addicting Semen(Passive): 20,000 Impregnation Points
Description: Your Semen will become like nicotine in a sense that after having it for a while they will have withdrawals without it.
IP Items:
Lust Pills: Two pills that if ingested make the person extremely horny causing them to lose all sense of reason only focusing on lust.
Skills:
–X Gene's:
Psionic Force Fields: While the cells of the user's body produce a certain energy manifestation, the cells of his brain produce a different, more potent manifestation. Through concentration, Ricky is able to project an invisible field of psionic force drawn from Ricky's own mind. He can shape these fields into various forms, limited only by his imagination and mental focus, ranging from small objects like marbles to large domes with a diameter of about 100 feet. These force fields can be solid or hollow, and he can manipulate their size, shape, and movement at will. Ricky can use these fields to travel in the air, reaching speeds of about 25 miles per hour for up to 4 hours before becoming fatigued. His force fields are also capable of blocking telekinesis and preventing mental intrusion, making him highly versatile in combat situations.
Full Counter: The ability to counter any non physical attack at its original user with twice the power
Conditions:
The user must have a conduit or weapon to reflect an attackThe user must be able to react to or swing towards an attack with the proper timing in order to reflect the attackThere must be an attack to reflect.
–Other Skills:
(Epic Skill) Lie Detection: Anyone who tells a lie in front of you will cause a sixth sense to go off in your mind signaling the falsehood of their words.
(Epic Skill) Digital Cloaking: The power to become invisible to surveillance cameras, sensors, and other forms of electronic detection, allowing for stealthy movements in highly monitored areas.
(Epic Skill) Defensive Precognition: A heightened sense of awareness that allows the user to foresee and react to incoming threats, enhancing their ability to dodge attacks and counter adversaries.
(Rare Skill) Green Thumb: Turn waste that won't decompose for more than 50 years into trees.
–Effects: Works on toxic waste, plastic, rubber, and others
(Rare Skill) Proficient Marksmanship: Above the cut of the average joe, you are able to handle anything that requires marksmanship with a solid proficiency
(Rare Skill) Proficient Lockpicking: Able to break any standard lock and even some less advanced safes.
(Rare Skill) Cartography: Skill in reading and creating accurate maps, including terrain and geographical features.
Titles:
Deadbeat: You have increased odds to flee from the responsibilities of a child and run out like a scumbag.
Royal Thug: You aren't just born into the thug life but are born into the nobility of the thug life
–Effect: A ingrained respect is giving to you by all gangster, mobsters, and thugs
Prodigal Son: Your fame has gained you considerable attention and expectations.
–Effect: Mobsters will subconsciously demand that you match their level of expectations. Failing to meet their expectations, however, will subject you to their severe judgment and negativity.
Items:
(Legendary Item) Storage Space Key: A key that can be turned on any door and will lead to a 36 x 36 yard room that can have anything in the mortal plane stored in it.
(Legendary Item) Blue Eyes White Dragon: An original Blue eyes white dragon, vintage, and sealed delicately within plastic.
–Effect: Makes all those in the vicinity tremble in fear at its mere existence alone.
(Epic Item) Lorestone Pendant: A pendant containing the knowledge of the ancient civilization Cortaj. When worn, it grants the wearer wisdom, language proficiency, and historical insight at random.
(Epic Growth Item) Soulbound Grimoire: A spellbook that absorbs the knowledge and abilities of the caster. As the caster learns new spells, the grimoire becomes more powerful, granting access to a wider range of magic.
(Epic Item) Translation Ring: A ring that allows the wearer to understand and speak any language, facilitating communication with diverse cultures and species.
(Rare Item) Medieval Cannon: Shoots cannonballs
(Rare Item) Cross Necklace: Makes an unholy being in the area unable to look you in the eye.
(Rare Item) Gravity Shoes: Gravity is your b*tch with these shoes, its laws don't apply to you if the soles of your feet nestle in these soles
(Rare Item) Courageous Thimble: Whoever adorned this thimble on their pinky will be able to gaze upon an army of 100,000 masters and simply laugh at the challenge.
(Rare Item) Brass Knuckles: New Brass knuckles that are ready to bash the skulls of whoever you choose.
(Rare Item) Fine China plates: A collection of exquisitely crafted plates made from the finest porcelain. Each plate features intricate designs and delicate patterns, showcasing a blend of elegance and craftsmanship. Perfect for special occasions or as treasured heirlooms, these plates add a touch of sophistication and luxury to any dining experience.
(Rare Item) Blueprint Scanner: A projector that once it scans an object, will be able to accurately make a blueprint of it.
(Rare Item) Forever Lasting Lighter: A lighter that will never run out of fuel no matter how much you use it.
(Rare Item) First Aid Kit: A compact first aid kit containing bandages, antiseptic wipes, pain relievers, and other essentials for treating minor injuries and ailments.
Rare Item: Grappling Hook A handheld device with a hook and rope, useful for climbing, traversing difficult terrain, or disarming opponents.
(Uncommon Item) Stainless Steel Sporks x 23: A set of 23 durable and versatile utensils combining the functionality of a spoon and fork.
(Uncommon Item) Empty Portraits x 2: Two finely crafted portrait frames, waiting to be filled with memories or artwork. Each frame is elegantly designed, offering a blank canvas to showcase cherished moments or creative expressions. Ideal for personalizing your living space or as thoughtful gifts.
(Uncommon Item) Sheet's of mint scented paper x 34: A collection of 34 pristine sheets of paper, delicately infused with a refreshing mint scent.
(Uncommon Item) 9mm pistol: A reliable, compact firearm chambered for 9mm rounds. Known for its accuracy and ease of use, this pistol is an effective choice for self-defense or tactical situations. It comes with a standard magazine and safety features, ready for immediate use.
(Uncommon Item) Medkits x 10: A set of 10 comprehensive medkits, each containing supplies for treating a variety of injuries and emergencies. With enough provisions to care for up to 20 people, these kits are essential for ensuring health and safety in challenging situations, whether at home, in the field, or during emergencies.
(Uncommon Item) Stainless Steel Insulated Mug: A durable, insulated mug to keep beverages hot or cold for extended periods, ideal for coffee, tea, or cold drinks on the go. X 13
(Uncommon Item) Collapsible Water Bowl: A collapsible bowl for pets, allowing them to drink water or eat during walks or travel, promoting their comfort and hydration. X 9
(Uncommon Item) Self-Watering Planters: Planters equipped with a self-watering system, ensuring that indoor plants receive adequate moisture and reducing the frequency of watering. X 6
(Uncommon Item) Stainless Steel Reusable Straw Set: A set of reusable metal straws, often accompanied by a cleaning brush and a travel pouch, reducing single-use plastic waste. X 5
(Uncommon Item) Reading Light: A clip-on or portable reading light with adjustable brightness, allowing for comfortable reading in low-light conditions. X 3
(Uncommon Item) Portable Clothesline: A lightweight and compact clothesline with clips or hooks, ideal for drying clothes while traveling or camping. X 4
(Uncommon Item) Bike Repair Kit: A compact kit containing essential tools for bicycle repair, including tire levers, patch kits, and a mini pump, ensuring riders can handle common issues during bike trips. X 6
(Common Item) Safety Whistle: An emergency whistle with a loud, piercing sound, essential for attracting attention during outdoor adventures or emergencies. X 12
(Common Item) Foldable Travel Umbrella: A durable and compact umbrella that folds into a small size, making it easy to carry in a purse or backpack for unexpected rain. X 34
(Common Item) Travel Spice Containers: Small, refillable containers for carrying spices and seasonings, allowing travelers to add flavor to meals while on the road. X 23
(Common Item) Travel Sewing Kit: A compact sewing kit with threads, needles, buttons, and scissors, allowing for quick repairs on clothing and fabrics while traveling. X 7
(Common Item) Portable Folding Chair: A lightweight and foldable chair that is easy to carry, perfect for outdoor events, picnics, or camping trips. X 8
(Common Item) Reusable Shopping Bags: Durable, foldable bags that can be reused for grocery shopping, reducing the use of single-use plastic bags and contributing to environmental conservation. X 41
(Common Item) Bike Lock: A sturdy bike lock to secure bicycles and prevent theft, allowing peace of mind when parking bikes in public places. X 20
(Common Item) Cobwebs x 76: A delicate network of sticky silk threads spun by a spider, this cobweb is an emblem of neglect and time's passage.
(Common Item) Scented Mint Lotion x 10: Gives off the masculine scent of mint.
(Common Item) Broken clocks x 4: Clocks that were once in use but have broken down overtime until they simply stopped working.
(Common Item) LED flashlight: A compact, powerful light source equipped with energy-efficient LED technology.
(Common Item) Wine Cooler: A sleek, modern appliance designed to chill and store wine at the optimal temperature.
(Common Item) Rusted Ax: A heavy, weathered ax with a blade tarnished by rust and years of neglect.
(Common Item) Napkins: Use it to wipe whatever is dirty. X 99
Ricky hadn't realized before, but now he had fully realized how important these skills and items could be as well as how they could benefit him in the future.
'That blueprint scanner is a total cheat.' Ricky also thought that although he wasn't the smartest needle in the haystack, he at least knew how valuable these items were in this time period.
'No one has to know that I didn't invent these right? I mean, who cares if I take away from those who hadn't even thought of it yet-'
"Human, I have calmed my waring mind." Alexander finally spoke while Ricky mulled over his list as he gazed up to see Alexander on top of Chester's head.
"But I must organize myself to reach a better state of clarity, me and Chester shall be back on the morrow." Alexander nodded along with Chester who flapped his wings before rocketing out of the window.
*Sigh*
"I-"
"You know what, I'm not even mad." Ricky shook his head, standing up as he started walking towards the door.
"I need to see Maria." Ricky lightly sighed, walking out his house as he got into his car and drove off.
Meanwhile at the Profaci Residence,
Laying on her bed, Maria clutched Ricky's leather jacket while staring in a daze at the ceiling above her with a sense of longing eclipsing her expression.
Maria wasn't upset at Ricky for leaving all of a sudden, but instead disappointed that instead of running to her, Ricky ran away from his problems.
In Maria's mind, Ricky had always been there for her during the most difficult times of her recent life.
Through all of her recent heartaches, Ricky had been there for her and it made her feel guilty that she couldn't do the same for him.
'Are we even going steady?' Maria questioned with immediate discomfort as she started doubting whether Ricky had feelings for her.
'No Maria, he likes you. He really likes you-'
*Dink*
"Huh?" Maria looked as she heard a clicking sound before looking around with confusion.
"What was-"
*Dink*
Maria's head jerked to her window as she tilted her head in confusion, sitting up from her bed while pursing her lips.
"What is that-AHHH!" Maria got up to check before seeing a hand place itself on the window pane.
Maria immediately screeched and fell on her butt, backing up until she suddenly froze while widening her eyes in surprise.
"Ricky-"
"PRINCESS WHAT'S WRONG!" Profaci shouted from downstairs as Maria flinched before looking back at her door then towards the window.
Rushing forward, she opened her window to see Ricky struggling to climb up to her window sill before flashing a smile upon seeing his princess.
"Hey beautiful, mind giving me a hand?" Rickcy said in a cheesy voice as Maria started panicking while pulling him into her room.
"What are you doing!" Maria screamed in a whisper though Ricky simply chuckled while grabbing the ledge to pull himself up.
"Why do you think I'm climbing into your window? Of course, I wanted to see you." Ricky said as he touched his shoes onto the floor.
He could've used his gravity shoes but he thought it might've freaked Maria out and also wanted to make his efforts authentic.
*BAM*
*BAM*
*BAM*
"PRINCESS WHAT'S WRONG, CAN I OPEN THE DOOR?" Profaci asked though first asked for permission
"I-I'm fine Uncle!" Maria anxiously spoke, pacing back and forth in panic while Ricky nonchalantly wiped his hands on his jacket.
"Then what was that scream?!" Profaci questioned as Maria looked towards Ricky who was admiring her room.
"I-It was a bug-yeah it was a bug!" Maria came up with an excuse as Ricky tried to hold back his laughter.
"Alright, love you princess."
"Love you too uncy."
Maria bit her lip before hearing her uncle walk away until finally letting out a sigh of relief as Ricky let out his chuckle.
"So, I'm a bug now?" Ricky teased Maria who went pale before aggressively shaking her head back and forth.
"N-n-no I-I-I-I-I-....Ricky~" Maria started to panic until she saw Ricky was messing with her which made her whine.
"Sorry, I'm sorry." Ricky saw how distressed he made her, walking over to take Maria into his embrace.
*Sniff*
"You're such a meanie, you suddenly leave, twice, then show up unannounced. You're the worst." Maria buried her head into his chest as Ricky's face twitched since she wasn't exactly wrong in her words.
"Now that you pointed it out, I kinda am the worst." Ricky shrugged, wholeheartedly agreeing with her as Maria looked up with a frown.
"No you're not!" Maria hit his chest as Ricky instantly became confused.
"Then why-you know what, nevermind." Ricky held up his hands though when he tried to walk away, she latched onto him even tighter.
"Don't go." Maria whispered which made Ricky smile as he suddenly picked her up.
"Ricky-eep!" Maria squealed as Ricky propelled both of them onto her bed as she held onto him with dear life.
"Then I guess I'll intrude for a bit." Ricky gently whispered as he ran his hand through her curly black hair.
Maria pouted while laying on his chest, puffing out her cheeks like a squirrel while putting her finger on his cheeks.
"Don't. Do. That." Maria tried to be angry but as she messed around with Ricky's cheeks, she started laughing.
"I'm sorry for making you worried." Ricky said in an apologetic tone as Maria laid on his chest with a silent contemplative look.
"Apology accepted, don't do it again." Maria glared, but Ricky just wrapped his arms around her, pulling her close.
She rolled her eyes, but when they settled, Ricky was right there, close enough to touch as their breaths brushed against each other and in that moment, she instinctively closed her eyes.
It was slow, Maria nervousness was palpable but their lips eventually met in a passionate embrace.
Ricky's lips were gentle, slowly slipping his tongue alongside her while gently teased hers, and before they knew it, their breathing quickened.
They were slowly becoming lost in the sensation, unable to break away, their tongues dancing a heated tango.
Wrapped up in each other, Maria followed Ricky's lead, her inexperience matched by his guiding touch and as the passion between them grew, overwhelming their senses.
Ricky's hand traced a path down her back, the touch sending shivers down her spine as his fingers lingered at her waist, the heat between them palpable.
"R-Ricky." Maria broke the kiss with haste as a deep red blush completely occupied her cheeks.
"Yeah?" Ricky showed a promiscuous smile, moving his lips closer without warning as they collided once more.
"Ricky-mmmm." Maria once again tried to break herself away from the gravitational pull that was Ricky's touch, entrancing her with his warmth.
"I-I'm not ready!" Maria suddenly yelled, pushing herself up and off Ricky who paused as Maria bit her lip and looked away with embarrassment.
'Oh gee wize Maria, look what you did-' Maria wanted to cry, seeing Ricky's sudden shock and feeling immensely guilty.
"What do you mean?" Ricky raised an eyebrow, playing dumb as Maria looked back with skepticism.
"You know?" Maria was too embarrassed to say it though Ricky continued to play dumb for his own amusement.
"Maria, are you not ready to kiss or-" Ricky purposely interrupted her words wrong as Maria had thought he was genuinely confused.
"Baby making!" Maria spit out as her face flushed in a complete red as Ricky froze in shock.
*Pffft*
"Baby making!" Ricky reverberated Maria's own words as he started dying of laughter as Maria now looked beat red.
"Y-You!" Maria started hitting Ricky to make him stop but it only made him laugh harder.
"Ok, ok." Ricky grabbed Maria's wrist as her flush face timidly looked down.
"We'll take it slow, how does that sound?" Ricky kissed her forehead making Maria smile warmly as she laid on his chest.
"Good?"
"Good."
The two then proceeded to reveal themselves in each other's company as they silently laid in each other's arms until they fell asleep in each other's arms.
6 hours later.
"Ricky."
"Huh, what?" Ricky looked up, battling his eyes as he looked around to see Maria on top of him.
"You need to leave before morning or my uncle will kill you." Maria whispered as Ricky widened his eyes before looking to the side to see the night completely black.
Almost immediately, Ricky got out of Maria's bed and headed before instantly stopping before taking a couple steps back.
"See you tomorrow." Ricky kissed Maria's cheek which made her give an endearing smile at his cute gesture before crawling out of the window.
Closing it behind him, Ricky trekked down the side of the Profaci family manner before finally touching down on the dirt.
"Did ya have a good time?"
"I really did-" Ricky unconsciously responded before freezing in place, turning around he saw Profaci smoking a cigar while sitting on a lawn chair.
"Ya think I'm an idiot?" Profaci asked Ricky, pointing his cigar at the fool that was Ricky.
"No Uncle." Ricky dryly chuckled, scratching his chin while Profaci shook his head and tapped the cigar over to the side.
"It's a good thing ya got a handsome face cause you ain't the smartest horse on the track." Profaci sighed, taking another puff soon after.
"Did you really think I wouldn't be notified when your car entered the neighborhood, regardless if you parked a block away or not?" Profaci genuinely asked as Ricky thought for a while.
"Yes?" Ricky gave his answer as Profaci scoffed though put on a smile.
*Sigh*
"Lucky's right about you, you've got guts" Profaci complimented, standing up before walking up to him.
"But if you ever make my Princess worry like you did this past week, the only date you'll have is with the fishes." Profaci poked Ricky's chest before walking back towards the house.
"Does that mean I'm in the clear, you know, about sneaking into your house?" Ricky joked as Profaci shook his head.
"Nope." Profaci opened then swiftly closed the door behind him while Ricky shrugged before walking back to his car.
Making his way back to his house, Ricky sneaked into the mansion before collapsing back on his bed.
"Welcome back."
Meanwhile in a random store front in Harlem,
"Elijah, I didn't get my payment~" A voice chimed on the other side of the door of a local black owner hardware shop.
"GO AWAY, THIS IS LUCIANO TERRITORY NOW-"
"PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The sounds of mockery were heard as Eijah tried to scare this lunatic off only to receive a booming laughter.
"Oh you stupid little fella, they don't care about you if you don't pay them protection." The voice mocked from the other side of the door.
"Get him."
"Dad?" A small child peeked out from the side, catching Elijah's attention.
With widened eyes, he rushed forward and grabbed his son, quickly ushering him into a nearby cabinet and shutting it close.
Elijah closed his eyes, waiting for something to happen, but there was only silence. Curiosity got the better of him, and he peeked up above the counter.
The peaceful view of his storefront greeted him, making him raise an eyebrow in confusion.
*BOOOOOM*
The door exploded with a deafening crash, sending wooden splinters flying through the air.
Elijah staggered backward, a sharp pain shooting through his back as it collided with the sturdy shelf behind him.
Groaning, he fought to open his eyes against the dim, flickering light of the room and just as he managed to pry them open, the gentle glow of the moon was abruptly snuffed out.
Confused, he blinked rapidly, trying to make sense of the sudden darkness.
As his vision adjusted, shapes began to materialize before him, he saw three figures emerging from the shadows, their forms twisted and unnatural.
They loomed over him, their eyes gleaming with an otherworldly light as Elijah's heart raced as he realized the full horror of the creatures that now stood before him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*BAM*
"BUMPY AN ATTACK HAPPENED IN ELIJAH'S SHOP!"
At Madame St. Claire's offices, Bumpy was walking around and adjourning to any tasks that needed his capabilities until the door swung open.
"WHAT?" Bumpy yelled out, immediately rushing out and following the man who led him to the storefront.
Then to his horror, he saw creatures that weren't a part of god's choir stuff his fellow man into big burlap sacks.
"Go get back up!" Bumpy yelled at the man who was currently pissing himself when gazing at the creatures in front of him.
"But I-"
"GO-"
*SPLAT*
Blood splashed onto him as the man who was cowering in horror suddenly had his entire body explode.
It was only a second ago, a mere second, that his body was intact but now he was nothing but a pile of flesh.
Turning back, he saw the creature towering over him with razor sharp teeth morphed into a crazy bloodthirsty smile.
"DIEEEEEE!" Bumpy let out a roar cry, grabbing the pistol at his waist and holding it up to the monster.
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
Bumpy unloaded his pistol into the monstrous creature but instead of screams of agony, chuckles of glee sounded from this monster.
*GASP*
Bumpy gasped out, his throat suddenly clasped by huge claws as he was slowly raised into the air.
Then to Bumpy's horror, the creature's jaw started to unhook which encompassed his sight to the terrifying amount of jagged teeth until the sun started to rise.
"AYE, WE GOT A QUOTA TO MEET AND THE SUN RISING, WE'LL FEED YOU LATER!" A man shouted behind the creature who stopped, gazing back at the rising sun then looking at Bumpy.
The monster sighed, then wound up Bumpy and threw him into the distance, turning around as if his actions were of no consequence.
Bumpy flew aimlessly through the air, his limbs flailing wildly like a puppet cut loose from its strings.
*CRASH*
He crashed into a car with a jarring impact that sent a brutal hum ringing through the street, the sound of his body colliding with the car's metal frame echoing throughout the neighborhood.
As he crashed into the car, a sickening crunch filled the air, followed by the sound of shattering glass.
Bumpy was smashed against the vehicle, leaving his body in a wretched state as blood started to pour from the glass shards that tore through his back and other parts of his body.
He lay motionless, a grotesque tableau of mangled limbs and contorted features, his life almost extinguished from his eyes.
The sun slowly began to rise on the horizon, casting a stark contrast against the stillness of death that now enveloped Bumpy's broken form.
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo~"
章節 35: Chapter 35: A Gerbil's Grievance
"Welcome back."
"What the-Chester?" Ricky flinched, then noticed Chester and Alexander perched on top of his shelf, staring down at him.
"It is we, Alexander and Chester. United under one fate as we share in our-"
"I-I just can't do this interaction right now, I'm too tired for this." Ricky waved his hand right before Alexander could mumble on into some tirade.
"But I-"
"Can it wait until morning, I'm exhausted?" Ricky asked, already pulling a blanket over himself as Alexander drooped his shoulders.
"I-I suppose so-"
"Then see you in the morning." Ricky then collapsed into a deep slumber, Alexander's lips twitching in sadness all the while.
*Sniff*
"I am a strong warrior, and strong warriors don't cry~" Alexander encouraged himself, wiping his eyes so that no tears would stain them.
After countless hours of soul-searching and long talks with Chester, Alexander finally found the right words to express himself to the man who had abruptly wrenched him from his eternal slumber.
Transforming him from his Macedonian form, the epitome of his era during his time, and into the body of a gerbil.
After finally mustering the courage to voice everything he truly wished to say from his heart, he was dismissed for the sake of mere sleep.
"You're very strong, Alexander." Chester encouraged him, their friendship blooming through the shared tragedy of being Ricky's familiar, the common adversity giving them a sense of familiarity.
"I am grateful for your words Chester."
"It is nothing, my friend."
4 hours later,
Ricky rubbed his eyes, the light shining down through his eyelids and with a loud yawn, he opened them, blinking against the brightness.
'Oh for f*cks sake.' Ricky thought inwardly, rolling his eyes when seeing Alexander holding a piece of paper.
Chester had encouraged him to write down all his feelings and present them to the person who had caused him so much distress. As he prepared himself, he geared up to pour his entire heart out.
*Sigh*
"Alright, let's get this over with and hit me with it." Ricky gestured to his new gerbil which was possessed by Alexander the Great, knowing this oncoming speech would be brutal but decided to get it out of the way instead of putting it off.
"I, Alexander the Great, king of Macedonia, hegemon of the Hellenic League, and conqueror of Persia, Egypt, and beyond, lament profoundly in this strange and unforeseen moment. Verily, I find myself disheartened beyond measure, for I, who once stood tall and proud as a colossus among men, have been unceremoniously awakened within the diminutive form of a gerbil. The grandeur of my conquests, the glory of my name, and the echoes of my triumphs reverberate through the annals of history. Yet, fate has played a cruel jest upon my essence, confining me within this humble creature's vessel. Oh, how my spirit longs for the vast horizons, the clash of swords, and the thunderous hooves of my mighty steed, Bucephalus! In this diminutive form, I am but a shadow of my former self, yearning for the days when I commanded armies and shaped the destiny of nations. Alas, I beseech you for answers as to why I've taken this form, for what does my purpose hold within this state, it is only right that I am justly compensated with the words of truth in which you so deceitfully hold from me. Also let it be known, my lamentation fills the heavens, echoing across time and space. May you hear my heed, my plea, and grant me release from this peculiar fate, restoring me to the stature and glory befitting Alexander the Great, the indomitable ruler of realms vast and untamed." Alexander gloriously finished while looking up at his summoner, puffing out his chest to show his furry exterior.
At first, Ricky was indifferent, but that changed when he heard the genuine passion and emotion in Alexander's words.
It became clear that Alexander wasn't just an automaton by the system but a real being, capable of thinking, understanding, and, most importantly, feeling which weirded him out greatly.
This realization greatly confused Ricky, who had believed that his sole purpose was for Alexander to assist him without any questions filling him with a twinge of guilt.
Ricky tried to empathize with Alexander, seeing things from his perspective.
However, he couldn't genuinely understand where Alexander was coming from, having never been transformed into a gerbil himself.
"I'm-.......I'm sorry and I know it must feel crappy to wake up in the body of a gerbil." Ricky actually apologized for confining Alexander in that body as the mighty king nodded along, puffing out his chest in the process.
"And I don't want to disregard you or anything, but summoning you was an accident." Ricky then confessed again as Alexander froze in shock.
"W-What?" Alexander asked in confusion and Ricky let out a sigh, deciding to tell him.
Alexander had crafted his entire speech on the assumption that the man before him sought his aid for something significant, only to be told it was merely a mistake.
"The guidelines of the summon were any historical figure and you just so happened to be summoned so I didn't mean to-" Ricky decided to leave out the system part but Alexander didn't care either way.
"You pulled me from my eternal rest-.......on accident?" Alexander, baffled at what Ricky just said, collapsed onto his butt in exasperation.
Chester Favorability: 52
Chester Favorability: 51 (-1)
"Wait Alexander-" Ricky looked to the side to see Chester shaking his head in disappointment, trying to clear up the confusion and explain further.
"Cease your upcoming words for I will turn a deaf ear to them, I must recollect my thoughts, be gone." Alexander dramatically turned away as Ricky facepalmed as it seemed he had a knack for making things worse.
"Can you at least hear me out-"
"I SAID CEASE YOUR WORDS AND BEGONE!" Alexander let out a mighty roar, proclaiming in loud squeaks for Ricky to hear, the latter holding up his hands.
"Ok, ok." Ricky could sense how much he was unsettling Alexander with his mere presence, so he decided to excuse himself and take a shower.
Upon his exit, Chester found Alexander's mighty facade had crumbled, leaving him sprawled out on the ground, defeated, much like the fall of the Greek Empire.
"Alexander, if it makes you feel better I was also summoned randomly-"
"It does not matter Chester, nothing matters in a world without a purpose, that is what my teacher Aristotle always used to say." Alexander closed his eyes, yearning for a deep sleep, while Chester, sensing his need for solitude, flew out of the window to continue building his nest in the tree outside Ricky's window.
Emerging from the shower, Ricky found Alexander the gerbil sprawled on the top shelf, devoid of any vigor unlike before.
It then finally dawned on Ricky that familiars above the rank of Epic were not bound to obey their masters' commands.
Initially, Ricky hadn't given it much thought, but witnessing the sentience of his familiars made him finally understand the rationale behind this rule.
Suddenly, a lightbulb flashed above his head, and he hurriedly dressed before appearing next to Alexander.
"Alexander, I'm about to do something reckless and maybe even shed some blood, want to join?" Ricky asked the war hungry gerbil's whose ear twitched.
"Tempting me with the call for arms will not simply make my emotions fleeting." Alexander scoffed only to make Ricky shrug.
"Fine, then I guess I'll have to fight for glory and reclaim my honor all by my lonesome." Ricky spoke in Alexander's way of speaking, walking away only for Alexander's figure to slowly stand up.
"Glory? Honor?" The words sparked the fire of intrigue in his tiny heart as he scampered to the edge of the shelf.
"What does thou mean?" Alexander wished for him to elaborate as Ricky turned to Alexander with a serious expression.
"My friend was murdered by my enemy and all I seek is the thirst for justice." Ricky spoke in terms that Alexander could once again understand, clutching his fist in a dramatic way.
In the shower, Ricky reflected on the situation as unlike others, Alexander was essentially bound to him.
However the majority of his reasoning stemmed from the fact that if he was going to get himself into a fight, then having a famous commander by his side wouldn't be so bad.
All the while, Alexander's eyes lit up at the thought, his mind racing at the opportunity to see this time's way of fighting.
"THE LUST OF BATTLE HAS ENSNARED ME ONCE MORE, COME, LET US GO AND RECLAIM YOUR HONOR, YOUNG RICKY!" Alexander's heartache was quickly replaced by his love for battle, and it roared in defiance for blood.
Ricky chuckled and scooped him up, placing him on his shoulder as they strolled out the door.
Alexander Favorability: 0
Alexander Favorability: 13 (+13)
"Let us go and slay my enemies!" Ricky laughed out loudly, proclaiming with a loud shout as Alexander raised his tiny paw.
"HAZZAY!"
Walking out of the mansion, he saw not his car but Jake's car parked in front of his doorway as he raised an eyebrow at the sight.
"Come on, I'll give you a ride." Jake rolled down his window and tapped the side of his car, prompting Alexander to raise an eyebrow.
"Your comrade?" Alexander asked, carefully gazing at the man in front of him.
"I guess so, yeah." Ricky nodded to Alexander on his shoulder, getting in the front seat of the car.
"And is this your chariot, such a weird contraption?" Alexander marveled at the craftsmanship, in awe of the modern day vehicle.
"Yep." Ricky nodded along, tapping the vehicle while Alexander's eyes sparkled.
*Jake Meyer's POV*
*Squeak*
"I guess so, yeah."
*Squeak*
"Yep."
Jake wanted to speak but hesitated, overhearing something entirely different as Ricky conversed with an actual gerbil.
"Uh, Slick." Jake asked, Ricky turning over to him with a curious expression.
"What's up?" Ricky asked once Jake stopped on the gas, the car blazing forward which made Alexander flinch since he swore this had to be pulled by horses.
"Why are you talking to a gerbil as if it can talk back?"
*Jake Meyer's POV END*
"Can he not understand my words?" Alexander tilted his head as Jake's face became weirder as if the hamster could understand him.
"Evidently he can't." Ricky notified Alexander who nodded his head.
"A shame." Alexander sat on Ricky's shoulder with the latter nodding.
"Indeed."
Needless to say, it was a weird car ride for Jake who continued to peek at Ricky and Alexander talking back and forth.
"Make a right." Ricky suddenly spoke as Jake gave him a weird look.
"This isn't the way to school-"
"I know, make a right." Ricky tapped the window as Jake tilted his head but turned the car as requested.
Ricky then began guiding him to a specific location, eventually arriving in Harlem and parking directly in front of Madame St. Clair's office for the Numbers game.
"Skid, I need favor." Ricky unbuckled his seatbelt and turned to Jake, who wore a foreboding expression.
"When you go to school-"
"I ain't gonna go nowhere." Jake gripped the steering wheel tightly as Ricky laughed, wiping his mouth before nodding.
"Skid this ain't a game and you don't have any powers, I trust you so don't get me wrong but-"
"But you won't let me have your back!" Jake pushed Ricky a little aggressively as the latter sighed.
"Listen Skid, calm down you're overreacting-"
"I'M OVERREACTING, YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ALLOWED TO FEEL RICKY, THEY WERE MY BROTHERS TOO!" Jake pointed at Ricky who tried to calm him down but it only seemed to add fuel to his fire.
"ROCCO'S DEAD, EDWARDS IN A COMA, AND NOW MY LAST FRIEND WANTS TO GO FIGHT ALONE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT RICKY!" Jake yelled, using his real name which made Ricky facepalm.
"I JUST-......…..I just wish you'd lean on me for things other than paperwork." Jake collapsed against the steering wheel, his head thudding against it.
Normally coolheaded, he was now overwhelmed by guilt as Ricky wasn't the only one who felt responsible for not being there for Rocco and Edward.
"What a loyal comrade you have, young Ricky." Alexander commented, stars shining in his eyes after witnessing the ferocity in Jake.
"Reminds me of my old comrade, Hephaestion." Alexander nodded, reminiscing in the times of old.
"Alright fine, but you'll follow my lead, alright?" Ricky's words made Jake stand straight up as he opened the door.
"I promise, I'll follow your lead Slick." Jake saluted as Ricky rolled his eyes before walking towards the office.
Walking into the building, eyes immediately locked onto his being since the only time white men came to the office was to cause trouble.
"May I help ya misters?" An old black woman nervously asked Ricky who flashed her a smile.
"Hey darling, I have an appointment with Madame St. Clair that I'm late for." Ricky strolled over to the desk, leaning on it with a sleazy smile.
"I'm sorry sir, but I've never heard of no one by that name here." The old woman was clearly lying though it didn't bother Ricky.
"Tell her Ricky Luciano is here to see her." Ricky continued as a couple subtle gasps were let out in response.
"Y-You're Slick?" The old woman asked incredulously as Ricky nodded, wiping the imaginary dust off his shoulder.
"The one and only baby, why did you want an autograph?" Ricky joked as the tense atmosphere lightened in an instant after recognizing him.
"I knew it was you!" A young black man in his twenties hurriedly walked up to them.
"Willow, this is the cat that reopened the Cotton club and did away with the white only rule!" The man enthusiastically told Willow who stood up urgently.
"I-I apologize Mr. Luciano, I didn't mean to offend you-" Willow started profusely apologizing but Ricky grabbed her hands.
*DING*
'No.' Ricky glanced at the elderly woman, her appearance reflecting the ravages of time as if Father Time himself had struck her face with a bat.
"Don't worry about it doll, you were only doing your job just like me." Ricky winked at her as she calmed down in an instant while donning a smile.
"Right away, Slick." Leotha quickly walked to a bookcase before pulling on a book which revealed another section of the room as she hurriedly walked into it.
"Nice shindig ya got here." Jake commented since the place was very well put together for a neighborhood with mostly poor quality buildings.
"Madame had bought the building and fully refurbished it, everyone here in Harlem calls it the 'Safe Haven' of Harlem since if anyone is in a bind, they can come here." The man eagerly informed Jake though he was mostly telling Ricky who nodded.
"Thanks?" Ricky asked though in a way that would imply he was asking for his name.
"Oh right, I'm Dorsey." Dorsey eagerly held out his hand as Ricky shook it.
"Oh look, it's a wild troubled white boy." Madame made a sassy comment from the side as Ricky let go of Dorsey and spread his arms outwards.
"My dear Madame, oh how I missed you~" Ricky smiled, walking over to her yet surprisingly she didn't push him away and took him into a hug.
"So cozy." Ricky laid his head on her shoulder as she rolled her eyes while patting his back.
"I need a favor." Madame shamelessly asked, getting straight to the point while in Ricky's arms as he let out a quick laugh.
"You know, there was a sliver of me that actually thought you had finally opened up to me~" Ricky commented as Madame sighed though didn't break the hug as Ricky finally let go moments later.
"First, but I need something from you as well." Ricky asked as Madame raised an eyebrow before nodding.
"Then let's talk and see if our favors are mutual." Madame gestured for her to follow though stopped Jake.
"I don't know you." Madame waved her finger, signaling Jake to stay put as he gazed incredulously at Ricky who shrugged.
"Ricky, who the hell is this negro broad-"
"Don't worry kiddo, the adults won't take long." Ricky joked, waving him off as he followed Madame into the secret door making Jake sigh.
"Would you like a glass of water?" Leotha asked and Jake forced a smile.
"I'd love one."
5 minutes later,
"Now that we're in my office, what do you need from me first?" Madame gestured for Ricky to take the floor, but he remained distracted, his gaze fixed outside her office window.
"It's like an underground sweatshop in here." Ricky summed it up in a few words as he surveyed the workshop through the glass.
Madame employed thirty people officially and seventy more unofficially as she was a good boss who took care of her own, which was why she scoffed at the comparison.
"What do you want, Slick?" Madame rolled her eyes, leaning her head on her hand.
"I need to know any information you have on the jewish mob." Ricky said, closing the curtains in the process as Madame stood up.
"Then my hunch was right, we can both indeed help each other." Madame traced her hand on the table before sitting at the front in an alluring way.
"Although you said earlier you'd deal with Dutch, he-"
"Frank is dealing with him but after Edward he's a little preoccupied in the hospital." Ricky informed, though it only seemed to worsen Madame's expression.
"Listen Slick, with Owney gone and the Irish mob being buried by your family, the jews have been trying to move into Harlem." Madame immediately informed Ricky, who responded with a chuckle.
"You're joking right? Harlem is Luciano territory now and we would know-"
"The problem is that they aren't targeting your assets but the people living in 'your' territory." Madame informed Ricky, who raised an eyebrow and took a seat directly in front of her, signaling that he wanted to hear more.
"A high ranking member of the jewish mob, Dutch Schultz, who Frank was supposed to take care of has been sending his goon McGee for collections in the outskirts of Harlem, just a ways outside your control." Madame informed Ricky before massaging his temples.
"The usual situation happens on the outskirts where McGee comes, demands payment, and if he leaves empty handed then the shop owner just disappears." Madame explained which made Ricky raise an eyebrow.
"What about that boy toy of yours?" Ricky joked as Madame looked away in shame.
"I sent him last night to take care of it." Madame closed her eyes as Ricky waited for anything only to be met with a foreboding silence.
"And what, he got shot or something?" Ricky heartlessly asked but Madame shook her head.
"Slick, he was found half dead atop a car." Madame bit her lip as Ricky nodded in acknowledgment.
"Did he get thrown off a building-"
"Slick, I think this was someone with powers like yourself who did this to him. What do you think?" Madame gave her theory with Ricky raising an eyebrow in contemplation.
"Maybe." Ricky thought, rubbing his chin, making Madame's eyebrow twitch.
"Maybe?" Madame repeated Ricky's words with a slightly annoyed tone.
"Care to tell me your thoughts on the matter." Madame asked though was clearly annoyed that Ricky was seemingly trailing off into his own thoughts.
"Sorry, I'm just wondering how bumpy his fall was to lodge himself into a car." Ricky held back his smile and looked directly at Madame in a serious manner.
"..." Madame didn't even humor Ricky and simply stared at him with an emotionless stare.
*Sigh*
"My birds have told me that McGee is going to hit up the south side again." Madame shook her head, writing an address on it before handing it to Ricky.
"Thank you." Ricky snatched the paper and stood up as Madame leaned back on her chair.
"You're not funny, Slick." Madame said as Ricky walked out of the room before he started laughing.
"Not every joke hits Madame, not even if they FALL into your lap!" Ricky yelled as he walked farther away from the office.
"HE DIDN'T FALL OFF THE BUILDING-you know what, I'm not even gonna humor you." Madame was about to retort until she realized that it would only be a bad idea to do so.
"Ha, I got the last laugh!"
*Bam*
Ricky let out a final laugh while shutting the trick door behind him, making Madame sigh and lean back in her chair.
"Ohhhhhhh, is it because his name is Bumpy?" Alexander peeped out of Ricky's shirt pocket after realizing the joke.
"Well it's not funny if you explain the joke Alexander." Ricky said to Alexander, lecturing him on joke culture as the gerbil intently nodded along.
"Who is he talking to?" Dorsey asked Jake who sighed heavily in response to this question.
"His gerbil." Jake answered the question, following Ricky out of the door only to leave Dorsey standing there even more confused than before.
"His what?"
Meanwhile In The Mangano Family Territory,
"Carlo, as you know, two of our own have been shot in Magano's territory-" Lucky tried to explain only to hear a slight snort.
"So?" Carlo leaned back, not caring for his appearance in front of Meyer or even Lucky for that matter.
"If anything, shouldn't you be talking with your jew friend over there?" Carlo pointed at Meyer, cracking a smile though Meyer didn't give into the provocation.
"I already tried to make peace with them but the jewish mob want's blood- '' Lucky continued, maintaining a steady expression.
*Sigh*
"You do know what this is, right Lucky?" Carlo leaned forward, flicking the peanut to the side as he interlaced his fingers, facing Lucky with a calm smile.
"Karma." Carlo immediately confused Lucky who tried to remain professional, but had his blood boiling from the lack of respect from a mere underboss.
"This is what you get for rubbing shoulders with the folks that aren't your kind, your blood." Carlo pointed at Lucky as the mob boss rolled his eyes.
"Meyer is a trusted member of the committee-" Lucky tried to remain professional but his words only made Carlo snap in rage.
*Bam*
"Lucky, that vote was bullsh*t and you know it!" Carlo stood up in anger, reopening old wounds as Lucky raised an eyebrow at him.
"Are you done?" Lucky asked calmly but Carlo started laughing at his response before regaining himself.
"Yeah I'm done, just like I'm done talking to your smug ass." Carlo turned around and started walking to the door as Lucky stood up.
"This is between you and the jewish mob, the Magano family permits you to handle the situation but on your own." Carlo sneered at Lucky, walking away while shutting the door behind him with an arrogant deposition.
*BAM*
Carlo said exactly what Lucky wanted to hear as the door slammed behind him, only for Meyer to flip the table in a fit of rage.
"F*cking Gambino-" Meyer angrily seethed, his eyes reddened from the total disrespect not only in front of him, but for Lucky.
"Calm down Meyer-" Lucky tried to urge him only for Meyer to snap as well.
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN!" Meyer yelled at Lucky but quickly composed himself, realizing what he had just done.
*Huff*
"I apologize-"
"It's okay Meyer, come on." Lucky put his hand around Meyer's shoulder as they walked towards a door on the opposite side of the hall.
"We got what we needed to move forward with our plans." Lucky smiled, playing Carlo's hatred for others against him to get those sweet words of permission that he would twist and twist into his favor.
"Let's end this, shall we?"
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