章節 16: "Not everything is shits and giggles." - Diluc Ragvindr
We were at the bridge to Mondstadt, Diluc was glaring at Kaeya, and me and Kaeya were chugging on two bottles of wine, mine was red wine and his was blueberry wine specifically and Kaeya's hand was thrown over my shoulder.
"Aha! We are already at the bridge! Let's take a walk around the lake before going on, it will be fun, Diluc!" Said Kaeya, half-drunk half-sober.
I nodded in agreement with Kaeya and momentarily, Diluc's eyes twitched with annoyance before he sighed and nodded begrudgingly.
Kaeya smiled and threw his other hand over Diluc's shoulder and starts talking about some pirate stuff I didn't care about so i tuned him out as he dragged us along the path.
Eventually, we stopped and sat on a patch of grass near the river.
I brought my bottle up and chugged some more and realized that the bottle was now empty, so i threw the bottle into the river and looked at Kaeya, "You got some more?" I asked.
Kaeya beamed and nodded, taking out another bottle of wine from where he had given a bottle to Diluc, who was now chugging on a bottle of wine too.
Right now, I was in the middle with Diluc and Kaeya beside me, I took the bottle and started drinking, I raised my hand to pat Diluc on his back, but I patted his back a little too hard...
Diluc was knocked over, falling down into the river, and I and Kaeya were looking on in shock as Diluc tumbled into the river.
Before Diluc fell into the water, I grabbed his collar in a move to stop him, unfortunately, I was too late, that was when Kaeya said, "Freeze!".
Unfortunately, he was too late too, Diluc was half into the water when he used his vision to freeze the water, so, Diluc was half frozen now in the lake.
Diluc who had been too shocked, sprayed his wine all over Kaeya's pants and shirt, his eyes widened in shock which then narrowed in anger as he stared me and then at Kaeya with a look that promised pain.
"You motherfuckers! Get me out of here, what made you think that freezing me in the water was a good idea you fucking sorry excuse of a man, Kaeya!" Diluc yelled in a angry tone.
Damn, Diluc sure as hell was using a colorful language.
Well, Diluc quickly used his vision and melted the ice around him but still got wet and then got out of the water, dripping wet.
He glared at me, and my response was a shrug, his eyes twitched before he sighed in annoyance and activated his vision once more to dry his wet clothes.
Kaeya laughed and so did i. I held my stomach while laughing and said, "That was funny as hell!".
Kaeya nodded.
Diluc glared at us and said in a firm voice, "Not everything is shits and giggles! Now get up you two, let's go to the city! I don't want stay near the lake with you two by my side." With that, he started walking towards the city bridge and we followed in his tracks, without any other choice.
A Few Minutes Later
As of now, we were at the Angel's Share, I and Kaeya were no longer in a state of complete control, our bodies having been taken over by the alcohol.
Kaeya was sitting on a chair with his head on the desk and his hand holding a cup of wine, meanwhile, I was sitting beside him with my head fallen over the back of the chair. Diluc was sitting at the counter and glaring at us.
Then, I heard a annoying voice call out to Diluc,
"Ehe, Can i get another bottle of wine, Master Diluc?"
The source of the annoying voice was a bard dressed in green, holding a feminine appearance.
The bard moved forward and i got really annoyed by his gayish appearance and the annoying voice.
So i elbowed him on the face.
And he fell over, blood coming out of his nose.
Diluc's face turned into that of a horrified one and he jumped over the counter and ran towards the bard.
Wait.
Did I just elbow a Archon in the face?
Ha, who cares.
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