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章節 173: Chapter 173 Genius mahjong girl!

" I envy? "

Snake frowned,

" Apponia, are you kidding me? I would envy them? "

Snake Snake feels that Aponya is really nagging a little bit. Isn't he praying every day and damaging his brain?

" Dr. Mobius, do you really think so in your heart? "

Aponya's eyes were dark, and the words he spoke seemed to have a power that made people unconsciously believe them.

" Humph, if you just come to talk to me about these boring topics, then forget it. I'm very busy and don't have time to waste with you. "

Snake snorted coldly, then twisted the water snake's waist and turned around to leave.

" Well ... is this what Su Mu often said ... tsundere? "

Seeing Mobius running to the other side and sitting with Kalpas, Aponya said in a daze.

That is to say, Mobius is gone, otherwise she will probably be angry again if she hears Aponya calling herself a tsundere.

How could she, Mobius, be a tsundere?

She doesn't even know what a tsundere is!

Everyone was talking and laughing, and everyone had a great time at this ' family version ' party.

Su Mu, Elysia, and Pardolaire have been playing with the children. They all have active personalities and are very good at playing with the children. The children's laughter did not stop during the whole period. Pass.

Bronya and Eden were chatting with Siora and Kong. Eden's demeanor and the content of the chat also opened the eyes of Siora and Kong, and they understood what it means to be a true upper class person.

Aponia Mobius and Kalpas Weiwei got together to play mahjong.

Of course, this suggestion of playing mahjong was not brought up by any of them.

But when Su Mu saw them sitting nearby and not chatting much, he was afraid that they would be bored, so he simply set up a mahjong table for them and let them play by themselves.

Anyway, there are exactly four of them, and the Chinese New Year celebrations here in China are not going to be fun if they don't play cards or mahjong.

But to be honest, watching four people like Aponia, Mobius, Kalpasand Vill-Vi gather at a table to play mahjong, the scene is simply amazing!

After all, according to the characters in the game, these four people are the most problematic children among the Thirteen Heroes.

Originally, there were not many normal people in the Thirteen Flame-chasers, and these four people happened to be the most seriously ill .

So to see the four of them sitting on the same table calmly and playing mahjong, in the previous world, those captains would have never dared to think that such a thing would happen. It was really stupid.

But this is Su Mu. If it were anyone else who wanted them to play together, then they might not give others face at all.

Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about Snake and Brother Kalpas. These two people are not masters who can listen to others.

But Su Mu is different. His popularity in Golden Courtyard can be said to be second only to Elysia and Eden.

Of course, Aponya's mother doesn't need to say much. As long as Su Mu speaks, she will basically not reject any of Su Mu's requests, and the same goes for Vill-Vi.

As for Brother Kalpas, that's even better.

Although Brother Kalpas always looks irritable, people who actually know him know that Brother Kalpas is actually very easy to talk to.

And Su Mu has been looking for Kalpas for dinner in the past six months, and his feelings will naturally come out, so as long as he masters the way to talk to Kalpas, it is very simple to get him to agree to his request. .

Even Su Mu wanted to write a book called One Hundred Questions on the Mask of Kalpas: From Entry to Grave.

As for the final snake, it's even simpler.

The other three people have been taken care of by Su Mu, and you are the only one left. Do you still want to be excluded from everyone?

Although Snake has always been very indifferent to outsiders, she still retains a touch of warmth when facing her friends in Golden Courtyard.

So the Mahjong combination from Golden Courtyard was born.

However, these people are not honest when playing mahjong. One by one, they are like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers.

Su Mu watched the battle for a while and couldn't help being dumbfounded.

For example, Aponia will close her eyes and pray before touching a card, and then the next card she touches will definitely be the card she wants most, making her an invincible self- pity .

Good guy, are you praying to the God of Wealth?

Vill-Vi, on the other hand, is crazy about cheating, stealing cards and exchanging cards. For a great magician like her, this kind of trick is really simple and childish.

Even though Mobius and the others knew that Velvi was cheating, they couldn't catch her in the act.

If Su Mu hadn't made a special trip to Vill-Vi to watch with his own eyes, he might not even know when Vill-Vi completed the card change.

It can only be said that whenever Vill-Vi goes to a casino, she can really walk sideways like the God of Gamblers in the movie.

Of course, Mobius is not good at playing games either. Although she does not have Aponya's miraculous ability to draw cards, nor does she have Vill-Vi's tricks of cheating, she can play games with her brain.

Although she has a Ph.D. in biology, she is no weaker than professional professors in some top universities in mathematics.

In her smart brain, as long as she sees what card the opponent is playing, she can calculate through probability what card he has in his hand and what card he wants.

To put it bluntly, what we are playing is probability mahjong.

And after fighting for so long, Mobius has never fired a cannon, which shows how strong she is.

What a genius mahjong girl.

However, compared with these three Eight Immortals crossing the sea and showing their magical powers, our Brother Kalpas is undoubtedly the only unlucky guy in this mahjong.

After all, no matter how strong he is, this is playing mahjong, not boxing. He can't use all his strength and can only be ruthlessly manipulated by three women.

In a short time, Brother Kalpas's face and body were covered with various notes.

There is no way, this is what happens when ordinary people wander into the battlefield of gods.

Fortunately, Brother Kalpas didn't show any dissatisfaction. On the contrary, he was a little happy with it. It can only be said that Brother Kalpas's thoughts are indeed not something that ordinary people can guess.

In this way, everyone played happily all afternoon, and everyone was very happy. Even Snake, who always said it was a waste of time at first, ended up being addicted to mahjong and couldn't extricate himself.

From a distance, Su Mu could hear her saying something from time to time,

" bump! "

" Bang! "

" Self-filming! The unparalleled thirteenth national warrior! "

So Su Mu silently took a picture of them playing mahjong, and also specially recorded a video of Mobius with her face full of excitement after filming, and then sent it to Moments, and specially liked Fuxi Dan. Zhu Klein.

When the three of them saw that Mobius could actually play mahjong, they were completely dumbfounded and almost thought they had traveled through time.

The battle between Su Mu and Elysia as the Child King also ended with his victory.

After all, no matter how cute the cat is, it's impossible for children to pet it for hours, right?

After playing for an hour or two, they almost got tired of it. Without the cans, the children naturally returned to Su Mu.

This made Elysia so depressed that she ended up noisily playing with Su Mu and the children, shamelessly sharing the title of King of Children with Su Mu.

After the happy play time was over, Kalpas, as the head chef and housekeeper, also began to prepare the evening meal.

Weiwei switched to Baiwei's personality and started cooking with Kalpas.

After all, there are quite a lot of people today. If Kalpas were to do it alone, it would take a long time.

As for the others, at Su Mu's suggestion, they started making dumplings together.

Although making dumplings has become a bad joke at the annual Spring Festival Gala.

But I have to say that during the Chinese New Year, making dumplings with everyone is really fun and lively, and it is also when there are so many people.

" Amu, I didn't expect you to be quite good at making dumplings. "

Watching Su Mu make a neat row of dumplings, Bronya couldn't help but smile.

" Hey, after all, how can a Chinese person not know how to make dumplings? "

Su Mu said proudly.

" My good Su Mu, come and teach me, why are the dumplings I make not as good-looking as yours? "

At this time, Elysia also came over and pointed at the dumplings she made and said depressedly.

Su Mu took one look at the dumplings made by Elysia and almost laughed his head off.

" No, Elysia, are you sure you are making dumplings, not dumplings? "

I saw that the dumplings made by Elysia were just a pile of dough skins, and she gave a lot of stuffing inside, which made it impossible for her to glue the two sides of the dumpling skins together, and finally ended up with A strange-looking child.

" Hey, aren't I thinking about putting more meat filling in it? I think others say that dumplings with thin skin and meat filling are the most delicious. "

Elysia smiled and scratched her face.

Because there was flour on her hands from the dumplings she had just made, when she touched her face, some white flour immediately stuck to her face.

" Are you stupid? You have to have a certain degree of control over thin skin and meat filling. If you make it like this, the dumplings will fall apart right after you put them in the pot. "

Su Mu lectured angrily, while taking out a paper towel from the table next to her and helping Elysia wipe the flour that accidentally got on her face.

" Also, don't mess with your hands. They're still covered in flour. Why are you acting like a child? "

" Hehe, aren't you here? My good Su Mu ~~"

Elysia smiled brightly, and the beauty that bloomed in that moment was comparable to the brilliance of the sun.

If it were anyone else, I'm afraid he would have fallen in love with Elysia at first sight at this moment.

But Su Mu has long been accustomed to her expectations. After all, he sees Elysia every day. What kind of look does Su Mu not see about her?

" Haha, Elysia, your dumplings are very artistic. If you take them to an abstract art competition, I believe you will win a grand prize, right? "

Mobius walked over while twisting his waist, looked at the dumplings made by Elysia, and suddenly started laughing in a sinister manner.

She always liked to quarrel with Elysia, but now that she saw Elysia looking so embarrassed, she naturally wanted to ridicule her.

" Mobius, where are the dumplings you made? Let me take a look. "

However, Elysia is not a light-hearted person. She knows very well that Mobius, a guy who eats instant noodles all day long, has probably never entered the kitchen, let alone making dumplings.

" Uh ... that's not important. "

Mobius paused suddenly, then turned his head to the side and said with a guilty conscience.

But Elysia ran directly to where Mobius was and came back with a few dumplings made by Mobius, smiling and saying,

" Hahaha, my dear Mobius, you are almost as good as me! "

Hearing this, Su Mu and others immediately looked at Elysia's hands curiously.

Well, I saw Elysia holding a few ... well, how to put it, you can't say they are dumplings, you can only say that they may be relatives of dumplings.

There are square ones, oval ones, and the most outrageous thing is that there are pentagonal ones ...

Those who knew it thought Mobius was making dumplings, but those who didn't know thought she was doing academic research!

" Pfft—— ! "​

Bronya immediately laughed out loud.

Elysia and Mobius are really incompetent this time, and neither of them can make a good dumpling.

" Elysia, what do you know? I deliberately wanted to try other styles. Who said dumplings have to be crescent-shaped? "

Mobius suddenly stiffened in embarrassment and refused to admit that he couldn't make dumplings.

It's strange to say that she obviously followed other people's methods of making dumplings, but for some reason, the final dumplings always looked messy.

" Well, that's true. There are many ways to wrap dumplings, and there is no rule that they have to be crescent-shaped. But the way you wrap them is still the same as Elysia. It will probably fall apart when put in the pot. "

Su Mu smiled and shook his head.

" Doctor, if you are interested, why don't you let me teach you? "

"... Do you think I'm the kind of person who can't make dumplings? "

Snake folded his arms expressionlessly.

" Of course not. Doctor, you are so smart. You won't have trouble making dumplings. I just think you can try a few other ways to make dumplings. "

Su Mu didn't deliberately tease Snake. After all, Snake is not as easy to tease as Elysia. According to Snake's temper, if you dare to tease her, just wait until you end up on the operating table!

So Su Mu chose the term "high emotional intelligence" to give Mobius a step down.

" Well ... if you insist on demonstrating it, I can take a look. "

Dr. Mobius is still as arrogant as ever.

" Good Su Mu, don't forget me, come and teach me too. "

Elysia said quickly.

" Okay, you all should take a good look at it. "

As Su Mu said this, he began to demonstrate how to wrap various dumplings to the two of them.

There are Crescent Moon Dumplings, Big Belly Dumplings, Yuanbao Dumplings, Pearl Dumplings and so on ....

Both Mobius and Elysia were dazzled.

The children in the orphanage also came over curiously. When they saw the various dumplings displayed in Su Mu's hands, their beautiful big eyes were filled with admiration.


章節 174: Chapter 174 Unforgettable New Year's Eve

Children are like this, it is easy to be attracted to things that they cannot do, and then worship them.

And this is one of the important reasons why Su Mu can be the king of children. He knows a lot of things.

So Su Mu began to teach the children step by step how to make those cute and unusual dumplings.

After seeing Su Mu's detailed guidance, Elysia and Mobius started making decent dumplings.

Although it is still a bit unsightly, at least it can be seen that it is a dumpling.

In this way, everyone happily finished making dumplings, then put the water in the pot and started cooking directly.

The sky has gotten a lot darker now, but because of the red lanterns Su Mu and Mobius hung everywhere during the day, the entire Golden Courtyard is still bright.

Under the bright starry night sky and under countless high-hanging red lanterns, the children's cheerful laughter can be heard endlessly.

In this atmosphere, even Kalpas and Mobius' expressions softened.

" The dumplings are so delicious ~~ ♫ , I wish I could eat them every day. "

Holding a hot soup bowl and eating hot dumplings, Elysia's happy eyes curved into a beautiful crescent moon.

" What are you talking about? If you eat it every day, you will be tired of it in a few days. "

Su Mu shook his head and said angrily.

" Yeah ... that's right, then just eat dumplings every now and then ~~"

Elysia said, looking into Su Mu's bowl,

" Su Mu, what's the filling of your dumplings? "

" Three delicacies and mushroom and fresh meat stuffing. "

Su Mu said.

They prepared many kinds of fillings for the dumplings this time to ensure different tastes, but no matter which one they tasted, they were all delicious. After all, the fillings were prepared by Vill-Vi himself.

" It's great. It's a taste I don't have here. Good Su Mu, give me a taste ~~ ♫ . "

Elysia blinked her big bright eyes, looking like a kitten begging for food.

" Eat so much? There's a big dinner coming later, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to eat it? "

Su Mu complained.

The dumplings are just an appetizer, so everyone just needs to have some fun. The real dinner in the evening is still being prepared by Brother Kalpas and Weiwei.

" It doesn't matter, even though I'm so slim, I can actually eat quite well ~~ and I'm still the kind of person who won't gain weight no matter how much I eat. "

Elysia said proudly.

" Fine. "

Su Mu didn't like eating dumplings much at first, so just trying them out was enough. Since Elysia wanted to eat them, he didn't mind sharing some with her.

So under Elysia's expectant eyes, Su Mu picked up the dumplings stuffed with three delicacies and mushrooms and put them into Elysia's bowl.

" Hehe, I know you are the best to me, Su Mu ~~ ♫ . "

Elysia suddenly smiled brightly.

" Brother Su Mu, can you give me a dumpling? "

At this time, Pardo also ran over with a bowl and said a little embarrassedly.

" You eat so fast? "

Looking at the empty bowl in Pardo's hand, Su Mu said in surprise.

" It's not just canned food. It ate its own portion and it wasn't enough. It took a few more from me, so I didn't even get enough. "

Pardo said angrily.

" Meow ~~"

The can also ran over from not far away, climbed up Su Mu's trousers and onto his shoulders in a few moments, then stared at the dumplings in his bowl and meowed non-stop.

" Haha, you little guy haven't had enough? "

Su Mu was immediately amused, scratched Can Can's head, and then gave Pardo and Can Can a dumpling each.

But after this one point, there was nothing left for him.

" Amu, open your mouth. "

At this time, Bronya's voice came from the side. Su Mu turned his head and saw the Bronya holding a dumpling in front of him.

Su Mu was not polite, opened his mouth and ate the dumpling fed by the Bronya himself.

I don't know if it's because it's fed by a Bronya, but this dumpling is especially sweet and delicious.

" Is it tasty? "

Bronya asked with a smile.

" Of course it's delicious when you feed it with your own hands. "

Su Mu smiled and winked at Bronya.

" My dear Su Mu and Bronya, why are you starting to set off flash bombs again? Can't you just stop for a while during the Chinese New Year? I just want to eat dumplings, not dog food. "

Seeing Su Mu and Bronya starting to show affection, Elysia suddenly felt a little sour in her mouth, and the dumplings she just ate were no longer fragrant. She looked at the two of them with resentful eyes.

" Don't you think you're not full? We gave you extra food. You should be grateful. Why don't you thank Brother Su Mu quickly? "

Su Mu joked.

" Well ... I'd better go find my good Eden. "

Unable to withstand the flash bombs of Su Mu and Bronya, Elysia ran to find Eden in despair.

In this ruthless world that kills singles, only Eden, a good best friend, can fight alongside him.

After finishing the dumplings, the feast cooked by Brother Kalpas and Weiwei was also served.

Su Mu took a look, good guy, this is called a abundance!

You can really fly in the sky, swim in the water, and run on the ground, everything is done.

There are delicacies from mountains and seas, as well as home-cooked side dishes.

In short, there are all kinds of delicious food, and there are a lot of them.

Anyway, the children's eyes were shining and their mouths were watering.

If it weren't for the good education that made them very well-behaved and wouldn't move easily without an adult, I'm afraid other children would have been unable to resist using chopsticks.

Before the meal officially started, Eden, as the host, naturally had something to say.

But she didn't make a long speech, she just said some blessings.

Finally, she raised her glass and said to everyone,

".... May tomorrow be as beautiful as the stars and the moon, may this moment shine like gold, raise a glass, my friends. "

After that, she drank all the liquid in the wine glass.

Everyone also imitated her and drank all the wine or juice in their glasses.

Here, the New Year's Eve dinner in Golden Courtyard officially begins!

I have to say that Brother Kalpas and Weiwei Baiwei's cooking skills are truly top-notch.

And this time they obviously showed their true skills, and the food they cooked was simply more delicious than the best food anyone has ever eaten in their lives.

In the past, Su Mu felt that the delicacies eaten by the people in Little Master of China and Spirit of the Halberd Eater were all exaggerated expressions.

But now he knows that delicious food can really make people feel happy from the bottom of their hearts.

When everyone was almost done eating, Vill-Vi pulled Su Mu onto the stage and began to perform the magic she had prepared.

The children were naturally very interested in the magic show, and although most of the people in the Golden Courtyard were not very interested in the magic show, today was a special day after all, and they all applauded enthusiastically.

" Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the performance presented to you by the greatest magician of this century! "

After Vill-Vi finished speaking, the magic show began.

However, this time her magic was unexpectedly not very dangerous. Perhaps because today was a festive day, or because there were many children present, Velvi did not perform her usual magic tricks that could scare people to death, but It was a serious magic show full of magical colors.

The children also gave the warmest applause and shouts without hesitation. After watching the whole magic show, the children's palms were red, but their faces were still extremely excited and happy.

After Vill-Vi's magic show ended, Pardo also appeared on the stage, carrying a can.

At first, Su Mu thought she was really going to perform a scene of beating up the Aponian Beast with Can Can, but then he realized that it turned out that Pardo was there to talk about cross talk.

Although I don't know how she and Can Can talked about the cross talk, they really started talking!

Then the result is that when Pardo says something, the can meows.

Not to mention, their cross talk was pretty decent, at least it could make everyone laugh.

After Pardo's cross talk was finished, Su Mu ran onto the stage again, then took out his suona and played a festive tune for everyone.

As the saying goes, when the suona sounds, it means either great joy or great sadness. On such occasions, it is particularly appropriate to play a festive little tune.

Then the children couldn't sit still anymore and started to express themselves one after another. They even took Raven and Sora along with them, singing and dancing, making the atmosphere lively and lively.

Eden also arranged a grand fireworks show, which covered the Golden Courtyard with colorful fireworks for half an hour. Under the light of the fireworks, everyone had a smile of joy from the bottom of their hearts on their faces.

Finally, Eden's performance ended the night.

Overall, everyone was happy at this party.

Even though he was a tough talker at first, after drinking a few glasses of wine, he completely let himself go and even danced on stage.

While Su Mu and others applauded, they all took out their mobile phones and recorded the scene, including Brother Kalpas.

There is no way, after all, snakes like this are really rare. Of course, such a precious scene must be recorded carefully ~~

When it was almost ten o'clock in the evening, Raven, Sora and Lyle took the children back to the orphanage.

Everyone in the Golden Courtyard also returned to their homes one after another. After all, they had spent a day playing and had an unforgettable New Year's Eve and drank wine. Now that the excitement was over, sleepiness and fatigue naturally came up.

Even the cat had fallen asleep on the table.

So Su Mu felt a little tired and carried the cat back to her home.

After settling down the cat, Su Mu was not in a hurry to go back. He planned to take a walk around the area to reminisce about tonight's New Year's Eve party.

After all, this was the most unforgettable New Year's Eve he had ever spent since he came out of the orphanage, and it was also the happiest one.

" The moonlight is so beautiful tonight. "

Walking on the path hung with red lanterns, Su Mu walked slowly, looking up at the moonlight and starlight in the sky from time to time, feeling the tranquility around him, and suddenly felt like his soul was being purified.

" Eh? Good Su Mu, why are you here alone? "

At this moment, a familiar voice sounded from the side. Su Mu turned around and saw that it was Elysia walking out from another path.

" I just sent Pardo back, and the guy fell asleep directly. "

Su Mu explained,

" By the way, you sent the drunk Dr. Mobius back. How is she now? "

" Oh, stop talking. I didn't expect drunk Mobius to be so scary. "

When Mobius was mentioned, Elysia's face suddenly showed an unspeakable complex expression.

A little shy, and a little dumbfounded.

" What's up with her? "

Hearing this, Su Mu suddenly became curious.

" As soon as she got home, she took off her clothes. I couldn't stop her. She kept shouting that I was going to evolve and so on. She even wanted to take off my clothes after stripping herself naked and said something like that. Rise up and join the glorious evolution ..."

As Elysia said, she held her forehead, obviously not wanting to recall the scene just now.

To describe it in one word, it would be a chaotic dance of demons.

Elysia really didn't expect that Mobius, who had always been dignified and indifferent, would seem to change into a different person after being drunk, and he also liked to take off his clothes. It was simply outrageous!

Although she likes cute girls and wants to have sex with girls, Mobius is a bit too intense ... She really can't stand it.

" Nani?! "

Su Mu's eyes widened immediately. He was so shocked that he couldn't help but blurt out the language from his hometown.

Damn it? !

It's actually a snake that sheds its slough? !

Su Mu is regretful!

If he had known earlier, he should have sent Snake home!

Of course, he definitely didn't have any dirty thoughts, he just simply wanted to see the great snake's shedding.

Well, really.

It's a pity that time can't be turned back. Su Mu has nothing to do now no matter how much he regrets it.

" You're surprised, right? I'm surprised too. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, no one would have thought that Mobius would look like that when he returned home after being drunk. "

Elysia sighed.

"... Fortunately, she took off her clothes after she returned home. If she had been like this outside, our program would not have passed the review. "

Su Mu complained.

" Well ... that's really scary. "

Elysia nodded in agreement.

Then the two walked side by side, strolling and chatting.

" Su Mu, are you in a hurry to go back now? "

" I'm not in a hurry, what's wrong? "

" Since you are not in a hurry to go back, how about chatting with me for a while? "

Elysia asked expectantly.

" With our relationship, do we still need to ask about such a trivial matter? "

Su Mu chuckled and said,

" We can talk all night if you want. "

" Hey, I knew you were the best, Su Mu ~~ ♫ . "

Elysia smiled sweetly, like a flower blooming in spring, which made people intoxicated.

Then Elysia put her hands behind her back, jumping up and down, humming a little tune, and led Su Mu to sit on a bench nearby.


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