"Seriously, sir? This meme can be used as a Golden Junior reward?"
The angles this system uses to gather rewards are devilishly tricky.
Lin Yi checked the reward and was somewhat surprised to find out that it really couldn't be given to anyone but Tang Chen!
He said to Tang Chen, "Damage 694673, Golden Junior, your reward is to roleplay as the Northwest Hammer King."
"Wait a minute!"
Thousand Waves suddenly stepped forward in shock, exclaiming, "Six hundred ninety-four thousand damage? No way! How did it increase by fifty thousand since the last attack?"
And Thousand Waves had guessed the damage to be six hundred sixty thousand.
Tang Chen scratched his head in confusion, "I just instinctively told myself not to downgrade the damage, and only added one more person for the Strike from Afar based on yesterday's numbers. It shouldn't have increased by fifty thousand just to prevent downgrading."
Lin Yi, "Your second attack yesterday dealt damage of six hundred forty thousand, but you got downgraded on your reward, do you remember? Your first attack yesterday did damage of six hundred seventy thousand, which is the high score in your history."
Tang Chen suddenly widened his eyes, "Indeed, my second attack had downgraded, and I got a Red Advanced Eternal Weapon Roulette, from which I drew the Magic Energy Gun!"
Thousand Waves remembered at this point as well.
He couldn't help but sigh with regret, "Both of us failed to realize this. If only I had asked you about your high score, not your last attack."
Lin Yi, "Guessing the damage is very challenging. The number of uses for this reward is unlimited; it's all about luck."
Just then, Poseissi spoke up, "Maybe, I can help you get it right once."
Thousand Waves looked at him in disbelief, "Xi Xi, you can precisely control damage numbers?"
Poseissi shook his head, "At most, I can control the thousands digit, but the Sea God can control down to a single point. The damage he added to my attack yesterday was just one point, and that was after he asked me about my previous damage, so it's definitely not a coincidence."
One point? The Sea God is a true damage controlling expert!
The Divine Realm.
The Angel God looked down at the Sea God, who was kneeling on the ground and pulling his ears in admission of guilt, and said scornfully, "You?"
The Sea God gave an awkward smile, "It's nothing."
Poseissi smiled and said, "When it's my turn to attack, a word to the Elder should do the trick."
Thousand Waves suddenly became wildly excited and ran towards Poseissi with open arms, "Xi Xi!"
He stopped quickly because right in front of his throat, a centimeter away, was the blade of the Sea God's Trident.
Poseissi with a cold face said, "Stay away from me."
Lin Yi turned to Tang Chen and said, "The Northwest Hammer King roleplay reward really suits you, it's a simple reward that provides a damage bonus. Before releasing each skill, utter the incantation: I'm gonna hammer you to death, and your current skill will have a fifty percent damage bonus."
Tang Chen, "Goose?"
Gu Yuena, "Goose?"
She turned around to look, but the goose was not there; it had gone to rack up step counts.
Lin Yi, "Say the third sound, its meaning is 'I', but in the incantation, you have to pronounce it this way to be effective."
I can't tell you it's a Shaanxi accent...
Tang Chen practiced by muttering it a few times to himself.
Lin Yi, "Of course, if a Golden Junior reward only offered a fifty percent boost, it would be too weak. That was just the active bonus, which is unlimited. In addition, you have a passive damage bonus."
"Please enlighten me, senior!"
"When the attacked says: I went to Shigejie Commune to get a trendy haircut from Hu Delu, and you respond with: You can get a ball head! Then your Hao Tian Hammer skill will receive a one hundred percent damage increase. That's your passive bonus."
That's such a long command, I didn't catch it all on the first listen... Tang Chen then looked puzzled, "But senior, only if the attacked has lost their mind would they ever say that command, right? They are getting hit, after all, they wouldn't want me to do more damage, would they?"
Lin Yi: "That's why I said this reward is very suitable for you. You have the ability to 'hit a cow across a mountain,' and when your human wall utters the command, the buff will also be given to your skill."
Tang Chen, surprised and delighted: "I see! So that means... this passive buff can indeed only be obtained by me!"
Lin Yi nodded.
Tang Chen: "So Elder, could you repeat the attacker's command again? Say it for them to hear."
Tang Chen pointed at his own dedicated "human walls," which were the several elders of Martial Soul Hall.
Down below, Porcupine Douluo immediately fanned Dragon Lance Douluo's cheek: "Wake up! Wake up! You're a wall, remember the command!"
Five minutes later.
Tang Chen's second attack of the day.
On the stage, Dragon Lance Douluo still stood alone.
However, his complexion had recovered a bit of color, though his mood seemed a bit unstable.
Tang Chen: "199999, do you still remember the command?"
Dragon Lance Douluo nodded: "Twenty-one words in total, I've memorized them, but there's one thing, Eighth Servant..."
Tang Chen: "Go ahead."
Dragon Lance Douluo stood up straight with a stern face: "My name, Dragon Lance!"
Tang Chen paused.
"Alright, 199999, during the attack I will not use my Martial Soul True Body, nor even my first soul skill. I'll simply wield my hammer with soul power. So the pressure on you will be less, but you have to get the command right. Otherwise, the damage will be downgraded."
Dragon Lance: "..."
He stood in front of Lin Yi with his arms wide open, looking like he was protecting Lin Yi, but in reality, he was trying to maintain his body's balance.
"Go to Shigejie Commune to find Hu Delu for a trendy hairstyle."
Tang Chen released his Martial Soul; red lightning swirled in the palm of his right hand, and the Hao Tian Hammer, covered with red thorns, instantly appeared in his hand.
"You get a pompadour!"
After shouting, Tang Chen gripped the handle of the hammer and, with a low shout, swung it toward Dragon Lance's chest.
Without his Martial Soul True Body and first soul skill, his presence was indeed much less imposing. Dragon Lance didn't even close his eyes and easily took the hit.
"Boom!"
...
"Huff! Huff! I love walking, walking loves me!"
Bi Ji, immersed in her step counting, suddenly stopped. She heard a voice in her mind.
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Bi Ji paused, turned her head to look around, then firmly said, "Goose Goose won't be fooled."
She continued counting her steps after speaking.
Gu Yuena had warned her many times that the ready-to-drop soul bones of a goose like her were very precious, and many human bad guys would target her.
So don't interact with strangers or accept anything from strangers.
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Hearing the voice, Bi Ji stopped again, her expression confused.
Behind her, undisturbed soul bones lay all along the path, and Zi Ji, who was supposed to be following, was fast asleep on a crooked-neck tree.