章節 1414: 5
Runewizarddd: That's not how I plan on interpreting Kakashi's actions, just stating canon Kakashi's reasons.
Wolfenden: I actually plan on having Kakashi do more than just teach Naruto tree climbing. I can't say much without ruining anything so I won't, but it won't be like their canon relationship.
Mind Liger: Yes I do realize that, but that is also part of the reason that I am trying to keep any pairings around his age, because I already have a story where Naruto is with women far older than him.
So there are a few reviews asking me to make Naruto get over Sakura quickly. I do understand how you all feel, I myself have never liked that pairing, ever. Rest assured that Naruto will get over his feelings for Sakura. But it can't be done just like that, where Naruto just has this epiphany and says 'You know what, if Sakura doesn't like me then screw her!' kind of thing. Getting over someone is not that easy. But I will have him start getting over her in this coming chapter.
One more thing, I noticed a lack of reviews in my recent chapters. And while it's not that big of an issue, if my story is lacking in some way that people don't even bother to review I think it means you should, that way you can tell me what it is you don't like. I write my stories for personal enjoyment, but I post them on this website for you guys. So if you guys don't like it, please be sure to tell me what you don't like and if you have some way you think I could fix it.
Disclaimer: I make no claims to Naruto. It happens to be owned by Kishimoto. Personally, I think he should give Naruto to me, and he can create an anime/manga called Sasuke, because really, that seems to be who his story is focusing on the most. And we all know that SasUKE is Kishi's wet dream.
Naruto: shifts in Life
Chapter 5: The Bell Test
(The Next Day…)
The next morning Naruto woke up at 7:00 am rather the 5:00 am Kakashi had told him to wake up at. Hopping out of bed he stretched himself out, making sure that his body was in working order after Anko beat the crap out of him last night. Sighing he made a clone to go and make breakfast while he went to take a shower.
Naruto rinsed himself off, turning off the water and stepped out of the shower. He grabbed a towel and dried himself off when his reflection caught his eye. Looking at the mirror Naruto frowned in thought, he wasn't sure if his eyes were seeing things, but he looked a little more muscular then he had last week.
I can't get seeable results from just this week can I? He wondered as he looked over at his back, arms and chest. Even before he started really working towards getting stronger, he had always done a decent amount of exercise so there should be no serious change in his body's physique. Though, he had recently started eating healthier, so maybe that had something to do with it. That and maybe the Kyuubi had some hand in fixing his body now that it had the necessary nutrients to actually increase his physical growth.
What Naruto did not know was that it was in fact the Kyuubi's yokai that was increasing his growth rate. Because he had been unable to get a decent meal from anywhere except Ichirku's, and their food was not healthy in the least, nearly half of the yokai circulating through the seal and into his body went into keeping his body as healthy as possible with the little amount of nutrients it had. Now that he was eating a decent mix of carbs, proteins and fats, the Kyuubi's Yokai had more to work with, thus causing allowing for it to increase his bodies' strength and physical attributes more easily.
Eventually the blond just shrugged it off as seeing things in the mirror and went into his bedroom room and got dressed.
Naruto walked into the kitchen as he finished tying on his head band. He sat down at his table as his clone served him breakfast, grumbling about lazy ass originals before dispelling. Grabbing a fork Naruto began to eat, scrambled eggs with a side of bacon, toast and orange juice, just about the only thing he could make that didn't taste like crap at the moment.
As he did, he thought about how the test would go. Anko didn't give me any information on what Kakashi's test was. But she did warn me that he was smart and would probably try and trick us in some way. I'll just have to be prepared for anything.
He stood up as he finished his breakfast, placing his plate in the sink. He looked over at the clock and saw that it was 7:30. Deciding that he should go to the training ground now, Naruto walked out of the door, locking it before jumping to the rooftops.
He arrived at training ground 7 to see his two teammates already there. Sasuke was leaning against a tree, his face etched in a scowl as he did his usual brooding. Sakura was sitting a little distance a way's from Sasuke, looking like she wanted to talk to the raven haired boy, but was not sure what to say.
"Morning you two." Naruto greeted, causing the two other genin to turn their heads.
"Naruto Baka! Why are you so late!" Sakura yelled as she stood up, glaring at him.
Naruto blinked and tilted his head to the side. "I'm not late."
Sakura's left eye twitched. "Not late! You-"
"Sakura," Naruto said, holding up a hand, stopping the girl from talking. "Do you see our sensei anywhere?" The girl blinked in confusion, wondering what that had to do with anything.
"No." Sakura said slowly before she scowled. "But what has that got to do with you being late?"
Naruto sighed. And they called him the dead last. "Our sensei is not here, therefore I am not late. Remember what I told you yesterday? Kakashi is always three hours late to everything barring A rank and above missions or direct orders from the Hokage. That means we technically still have at least fifteen minutes before he shows up. Now, if our sensei is not here, how can I be late?"
"Well… I…" Sakura looked at him for a moment, unsure of herself. It didn't last as she scowled at him for making her look bad in front of her Sasuke-kun, but she did not reply as she sat back down.
Naruto sighed in relief as he went over to one of the trees, sitting against it as he pulled out his book on fuiinjutsu. Opening it up he smiled as he began reading, the subject itself was easily one of the most interesting and fascinating studies he had started to read (his clones had ever read). And for some odd reason, reading about seals relaxed him.
The art of fuiinjuts, he had read, had a total of three levels.
The first was that of a novice. This was the lowest level of a fuiinjutsu user, and the one he himself was currently at. During this level the most important things for an aspiring fuiinjutsu user was how to write kanji well. The importance of having perfect hand writing could not be underestimated in this art. Naruto had learned the hard way that one wrong brush stroke could have explosive results. After one was able to get perfect kanji, they were to work on increasing the speed of their strokes by creating basic seals like containment scrolls and a few others that the beginner's book gave examples of.
The second level was that of a journeyman. At this level a fuiinjutsu user must work on increasing his or her repertoire of seals. This was done by people making long journeys across the world and copying all of the seals they found along the way. Hence the title journeyman. Most people never progressed past this level because they simply lacked the motivation to make long journeys simply to collect seals. At this level fuiinjutsu users would also begin modifying basic seals and working on creating some of their own.
The third and final level was that of a seal master. This was the level that very few ever reached. Naruto only knew of two people who had reached this level before. Jiraiya of the Sannin who wrote the very book he was reading, and Namikaze Minato, the man who sealed the Kyuubi inside of him. At this level the fuiinjutsu user dedicate themselves to the creation of original and highly complex seals. Naruto had read that the masters of old were so talented that they had been able to create the summoning contracts for the many summoning animal clans that ninja use today. And Naruto had read that the Yondaime had been able to create a jutsu that allowed him to teleport from place to place in an instant through the use of seals.
Naruto was absolutely giddy at the prospect of what seals could do once he reached the level of a master. Unlike nin and genjutsu, which was inflexible due to the fact that they had to use hand seals, sealing had no limits on what it could accomplish. Anything was possible so long as one found the correct formula of seals and brush strokes, the only limit was the users imagination himself.
It was because of this and his interest in the subject that Naruto had taken to reading these books himself, rather than have his clones read them.
For a few minutes no one spoke. However, Sasuke took some time out of his brooding to spot Naruto reading. "What are you reading dobe?" Sasuke asked, curiosity at what could possible interest the dobe into reading, and scoffing at the thought of the blond loser actually being able to read.
Hearing her crushes words Sakura looked over to see Naruto reading as well and scoffed, thinking he was trying to impress her.
Naruto looked up from his book, blinking for a moment before he shrugged and went back to reading. "It's a book on Fuiinjutsu."
Sasuke waited for Naruto to elaborate, when the blond didn't he scowled. "And?"
"What do you mean and?" asked Naruto, flipping a page in his book. "It's a book on sealing, Beginners level two. Not much more to it than that."
Sasuke scoffed. "Like you could ever understand something as complicated as sealing."
"Yeah! That's right! Only Sasuke-kun can understand something as complicated as that! Stop trying to impress me Baka!" Sakura berated Naruto hoping that it would put her in Sasuke's favor.
Naruto growled a bit at the insults, but took a deep breath to keep himself from attacking his soon to be teammates. He was already expecting something like this to happen, so it was not as hard to remain calm as it would have otherwise. Feeling calm again he looked over at Sasuke and smirked. "Now there's no need to be jealous teme, go back to your brooding."
Sasuke scowled but didn't say anything as he went back to plotting the many ways he would kill Itachi… aka brooding.
"Naruto Baka! Don't talk to Sasuke-kun like that!" Sakura yelled, shaking her fists at him menacingly.
Naruto grunted a bit but did not reply, he was beginning to realize that with these two, there was no way for him to win. I guess I just have to prove I'm better then I used to be through my actions. He determined. That's fine by me; I was always more an action kind of guy anyway.
A few minutes later there was a poof of smoke near the three training logs, and Kakashi appeared within. "Good morning everyone!"
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura yelled, pointing at the man, and causing all three males to wince.
"Sorry I got lost on the road of life." Kakashi replied in an uncaring manner.
Sakura turned red and was about to reply when Naruto beat her too it.
"I know what you mean." Naruto said, putting his book away and grinning at his scarecrow like sensei. "That damn road has so many twists and turns, it reminds me of a roller coaster."
Kakashi gave Naruto an eye smile. "Well I'm glad to see someone understands me." Both Sakura and Sasuke twitched. Kakashi ignored them as he reached into his pouch, pulling out a clock which he set on the training post in the middle. Reaching back into his pouch he pulled out two bells, which he attached to his pants and then pulled out two bento boxes. "Now then, I am sure you're all wondering about your test." Kakashi paused for a moment as he gave them an eye smile. "The test is simple; you have to get these two bells from me. Those who don't get a bell will be sent back to the academy for remedial training."
This statement was accompanied by three different reactions. Sasuke narrowed his eyes and grit his teeth, determined to get a bell. Sakura paled a bit, her confidence wavering. Naruto however, frowned in thought as he felt something off with that statement, like he was missing something.
"But sensei, there are only two bells!" Sakura shouted.
"Thank you captain obvious." Naruto mumbled so low only Kakashi could hear him. The blond had gone home last night and thought long and hard on his crush for Sakura. Why he had it in the first place, and why he continued to chase after her when all she ever did was hit him. He had determined that he was going to do his best to get rid of his crush, and felt that the first step was to note her flaws, rather than see why he thought she was perfect.
He chalked her ability to state the obvious as one of her flaws.
Kakashi shrugged. "Then I guess that means at least one of you will fail. Oh. And who ever doesn't get a bell will also be tied to one of these posts and will be forced to watch as the others eat their meals in front of you."
Two stomachs gurgled at that announcement, both Sakura and Sasuke now realizing why he told them not to eat. Naruto looked at the other two with a smile.
"Naruto." Kakashi said with a frown beneath his mask. "I thought I told you not to eat." The other two genin looked at him and glared.
Naruto just shrugged. "Actually you said 'I suggest you don't eat'." Naruto said, putting quotation marks in the air. "So I figured you weren't ordering us not to eat, and considering if I didn't eat I wouldn't have the energy to fight you, I thought it would be better if I followed my own advice."
Who is this kid? Kakashi asked himself, narrowing his eyes. He's absolutely nothing like the reports said. This is getting ridiculous, someone in the staff had to have messed up because there is no way he could have changed in such a short amount of time, is there? I'm going to have to talk with Hokage-Sama about the blatant neglect the academy instructors have shown after the test.
"Hmmm… I suppose I did." Kakashi said, deciding to let the situation slide. "Now then, you can use kunai and shuriken, remember to come at me with the intention to kill or you won't get a bell."
"But sensei, what if you get hurt!" Sakura asked in shock.
Naruto snorted at thinking any of them could actually hurt a JONIN. Meanwhile Kakashi chuckled. "Trust me; I think I'm good enough to avoid getting hurt." He looked at the three of them. "Now then, get ready, set, go!"
The three genin shot off, disappearing into the grove of trees. Well at least they know how to hide. Kakashi thought to himself, only to sweat drop as a shadow came over him.
"You know, compared to the others you're a little weird." Kakashi said as he looked at the genin.
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the man. "Something's off about this test."
Kakashi raised an eyebrow, masking his surprise with interest. "Oh?" he asked.
"I've never heard of a three man squad before." Naruto said, looking at Kakashi. "A squad always has three genin and a jonin sensei."
Could he have figured it out? Kakashi wondered but shook his head. No, he knows something is suspicious, but not what. "Well aren't you just full of surprises." Kakashi said. "However, that's not going to help you get a bell."
"I guess you're right." Naruto said with a shrug. "So, can I have a bell?"
Kakashi blinked a bit. "No you can't. But good try, I've never had someone use that approach before."
"Well, it was worth a shot." Naruto said, before rushing Kakashi.
He stopped when he saw the cyclops reaching into his pouch. A weapon? He wondered, only to sweat drop as Kakashi pulled out… a book.
"Is that… Icha Icha?" asked Naruto in curiosity as he looked at the familiar book.
Kakashi looked up from his book and eye smiled. "Why yes it is. Are you a fan?"
"Erm… not really. But I know that Ojisan likes it. And I have… a friend who read me a few parts." He blushed as he remembered Anko reading him a few of the more… explicit scenes.
"Your friend has good taste." Kakashi said, flipping a page of his book. "Now then, why don't you come and attack me." He turned his attention back to his book. "Don't worry; I doubt your ineffectual attacks will even bother me."
Naruto shook his head, not rising to his sensei's bait as he charged Kakashi. He reached into his pouch and pulled out several kunai, tossing them at Kakashi before he went through a few hand seals. "Kunai Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!" he shouted, making the four kunai he threw turn into twenty.
Kakashi dodged a few of them and caught the others with his left hand, never taking his eyes off the book. Naruto closed the distance between the two of them, launching a jab at Kakashi's face. The Jonin blocked it with one of his hands, leaning his head back as Naruto came at him with the elbow of the arm he blocked.
Attempting to close the distance even more, Naruto tried to come at the jonin with a kick from the left. Kakashi ducked under it, and Naruto spun around and tried to give him a heal kick, but the jonin merely swatted the attack away.
Naruto was put slightly off balance but recovered quickly, channeling chakra into his limbs to increase his speed. He thought about taking his weights off, but decided against it in case he needed a trump card. The increase in speed seemed to surprise Kakashi, but not enough to actually give Naruto an opening to land a hit.
However when a few of the hits got too close for comfort, Kakashi jumped back and put his book away. Looks like I'm not going to be able to read, he's better than I thought.
"Hmmm, well this is unexpected." Kakashi said in a mild tone. "Looks like I'm not going to be able to read."
"So I guess I'm better then you thought huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk.
"Maybe a tad." Kakashi admitted. "Don't get me wrong though, you still suck."
Naruto received a tick mark but calmed down. Remember, I can't let emotions run too high. He's better than me and by getting angry I'll be sloppy, he'll be able to defeat me that much more easily. A thought crossed Naruto's mind. Then again, he probably expects me to get angry. He grinned as a plan began to form in his mind.
"You won't be saying that when my fist meets your face!" Naruto yelled as he charged at Kakashi.
Hmmm… maybe some of the reports were right after all. Kakashi thought as he swatted the blond's fist away. When Naruto came in with his other fist, Kakashi grabbed onto it and locked the blonds arm in place.
"You know getting angry is the first step towards losing." Kakashi commented in a lazy tone.
Naruto smirked. "And getting close to me was the stupidest move you could make. Boom!"
Kakashi's eyes widened as Naruto exploded and forced the Copy Ninja to use a Kariwimi. He's knows Bunshin Daibakuha? Kakashi questioned. I thought he only knew the Kage Bunshin, someone had to have taught him that.
He didn't get time to think anymore as Naruto jumped onto the tree branch he had landed on. Naruto came at him with kick that Kakashi ducked under. However, his eyes widened as another Naruto tried to knee him in the face. Kakashi was able to block the attack in time, but it still surprised him.
Kakashi jumped off the tree, with Naruto right behind him, coming at him with a knee, punch, elbow combo that Kakashi managed to dodge. Another Naruto came at kakashi from his blind side, attempting to steal the bells, but Kakashi heard the bells jingle when the clone Naruto got a finger on them. He grabbed onto the Naruto behind him, forcing him in front as the other Naruto launched a punch at him.
There was a poof of smoke as Naruto ended up hitting his clone. When the smoke cleared he saw that kakashi was gone. He glanced around wearily as he looked for the one eyed sensei.
"You should never let your opponent get behind you." Naruto's eyes widened as he heard Kakashi's voice behind him. "Konoha Hiden Taijutsu Ogi: Sennin Goroshi (Konoha's hidden Taijutsu: One Thousand Years of Death)!" Kakashi shoved his chakra encased fingers up Naruto's butt, only for Naruto to explode, forcing Kakashi to jump away from the blast, though he still got singed.
Another Bushin Daibakuha? Kakashi thought in surprise. Was I fighting that the whole time, or did he use Kariwimi to replace himself? Looking around he saw that Naruto was not in the clearing. He's a lot better than I expected. He shrugged.
Well, whatever I still have two more genin to test and even with this surprise, I doubt they'll understand the true meaning of this test.
Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke, going off to look for Sakura and Sasuke.
Sasuke found himself seething as he watched the fight that had just gone on. The dobe had done far better than he had thought he would. And what were those techniques? Weapons replication, solid clones, exploding clones! Where was the dobe learning all this! I should be the one with those jutsu, not him!
"Pst. Sasuke."
The raven haired genin stiffened as he turned around and saw Naruto crouched down behind him. How did he get behind me? I didn't even sense him?
"What do you want dobe?" Sasuke hissed, still feeling jealous of the blond's abilities.
Naruto frowned at the attitude his teammate had but shook it off. "Listen, don't you think something's funny with this test?"
"What do you mean?" asked Sasuke, frowning as anger and jealousy was replaced with curiosity.
"I mean, three genin going after a jonin." Naruto said as if it was obvious. "A jonin is an elite ninja; there is no way a genin can ever hope to defeat a ninja of that caliber. I think we should work together."
Sasuke's eyes widened at the suggestion. Work together? With Naruto? He scoffed. "I don't need your help loser! I can do this on my own!"
Naruto's eyes narrowed. "Now listen here teme! This isn't some average jonin we're facing. That man is Hatake Kakashi, an A rank ninja who is said to have copied over a thousand jutsu! There is no way you, I or any one genin can defeat him! Hell, there's no way even three genin together can defeat him. But if we work together then we at least have a shot at getting those bells!"
Could the dobe be right? Sasuke asked himself, frowning a bit as he wondered if Naruto might actually be on to something. If our sensei really is that strong then… He shook his head, what was he thinking? He was an Uchiha, an elite ninja. He could get the bells on his own.
"I don't need your help." Sasuke stood up and glared at his teammate. "I can do this on my own."
Naruto clenched his teeth as he watched his teammate leave. Damn it! Why is he so set on doing this by himself! I know he saw my fight. Surely he can't think he has any chance of winning? Shaking his head Naruto stood up and left in search of his other teammate.
Truthfully he did not have much hope that she would be willing to work with him without Sasuke, but he wanted to at least try and get her to cooperate.
Sakura stared in shock as the fight between Naruto and Kakashi finished. Who knew that Naruto could actually fight like that? What was going on? The blond had always been an idiot, the dead last at the academy, there was no way he could be that good. But there he was using jutsu that she had never even heard of before, much less seen. Could Naruto really be that strong?
OF COURSE NOT! SHANNARO! Inner Sakura shouted. THERE'S NO WAY NARUTO BAKA IS THAT STRONG! IT'S OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF TRICK TO GET YOU TO THINK HE'S STRONG AND FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM! SHANNARO!
Yeah, your right! Sakura agreed with her inner self. Well it's not gonna work! My heart belongs only to Sasuke-kun! The pinkette stood up and left to find her crush, maybe if she helped him get a bell she would gain his notice. And then they would start going out, and soon after that they would get married and she would have his babies.
Her delusions set in place Sakura began to carefully walk through the forest, stopping when she heard a twig snap. Sakura looked around and froze when she saw Kakashi standing a little ways away, reading his book.
I don't think he saw me. Sakura thought to herself, she was about to continue when a voice spoke up behind her.
"Psst, Sakura." Turning around she saw Kakashi looking at her. Then he disappeared in a swirl of flower petals and Sakura saw black.
She woke up a few seconds later and sat up. "Huh? Where am I?" Sakura's eyes widened as she remembered the last thing she saw was Kakashi, and she began to look around frantically. "What happened? Where's Kakashi-sensei!"
"Sa… kura…"
Sakura turned around at the familiar voice. "Sasuke-kun-" she stopped and her eyes widened as she saw Sasuke, beaten, bleeding, with his left arm missing, his leg bent at an awkward angle as he leaned against a tree.
"Run… Sakura…" He said in a strained voice as he lifted his head up and she saw that he was missing an eye.
"Sas… uke… -kun…" Sakura's eyes widened and she didn't the only thing she could. "KYYYAAAA!" She yelled, before her eyes rolled up in the back of her head and she fainted.
"KYYYAAAA!"
Sasuke's head turned to the sound of the scream. That was Sakura. He thought to himself before shrugging, she had probably just been stupid enough to get caught by their sensei. He was not surprised by this turn of events; the girl was nothing but a useless fan girl. The raven haired genin-to-be turned his head when he saw Kakashi, leaning against a tree with his arms crossed.
"Maybe I went a little too far." Kakashi said. "Though, she was said to be the best at genjutsu." he mumbled at the end.
Sasuke scoffed. "I'm not like those two."
Kakashi eye smiled. "Say that after you get a bell Sasuke."
Sasuke smirked as he threw several Kunai at Kakashi, who dodged to the left. Sasuke waited for a moment, expecting the trap he had set to go off. He ended up frowning when nothing seemed to happen.
"If you were expecting that wire trap to get me, you're going to be disappointed." Kakashi said, after having Naruto surprise him with his improved abilities, he had decided to keep his guard up with the others. Perhaps that was why he had used a genjutsu of a little higher quality than normal on Sakura? He shrugged; it was still a D ranked one so he could not be blamed if she was incapable of breaking it.
Sasuke scowled as he rushed Kakashi. Throwing a punch at the Jonin. Once again Kakashi decided not to let Sasuke do anything, grabbing the genin's arms and then throwing him towards a tree.
Sasuke twisted around and bounced off the tree, shooting back towards Kakashi as he went through several hand seals, ending on the tiger seal.
Kakashi's eyes widened. A mere genin can't do that jutsu! It takes to much chakra!
"Katon: Gokyakou No Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fire Ball Jutsu)!" Sasuke sucked in a deep breath and blew out a fairly large fireball, sending it crashing into Kakashi.
Sasuke landed on his feet as the fireball dissipated and frowned when Kakashi was nowhere to be seen. That should have at least left some ashes, so where is he? To the left? No. To the right? No. Above? Sasuke looked up to see that Kakashi was not there.
"Below." A voice spoke up from under Sasuke's feet. A pair of hands shot out of the ground and grabbed Sasuke's feet before pulling him down, burying him up to the head.
Sasuke looked up to see Kakashi crouched down next to him with an eye smile. "I'll admit you're not bad. However, I would say Naruto is about as good as you are." Sasuke sneered as Kakashi stood up. "Yeah you may stand out, but you know what they say, 'the nail that stands out the most, always gets nailed down the hardest' or something like that." Kakashi walked off with Sasuke watching him.
There's no way that loser is better than me! Sasuke thought with a sneer. I'll show him the true power of the Uchiha!
He looked down at his predicament and grimaced. …
Just as soon as I get out of this.
"KYYYAAAA!"
Naruto stopped on a tree branch as he heard the scream, recognizing it as Sakura's voice. Damn! Did Kakashi get to her already! He took off again, increasing his pace. She should be alright; Kakashi's not allowed to kill us.
Naruto soon came to the clearing where the scream originated from. Stopping for moment as he saw Sakura lying in the middle of the clearing, twitching occasionally as she foamed at the mouth. Running up to her, Naruto kneeled down and lifted the upper half of her up and tried to shake her awake.
"Sakura, Sakura!" Naruto said, sighing in relief when Sakura gave a groan.
"What? Where?" Sakura asked as she saw the blur in front of her.
"Nice of you to join us again." Naruto joked. However Sakura paid no attention as she remembered seeing Sasuke on his death bed.
"SASUKE-KUN!" She screamed, shooting up and smashing her head into Naruto, who fell on his back and tried to blink the stars out of his eyes. "SASUKE-KUN! Where are you! Don't worry I' coming to save you Sasuke-kun!" Sakura stood up and ran out of the clearing in search of her precious Sasuke-kun.
Ooooh wow, that head of hers is like hitting a brick wall. Naruto thought with a groan. Standing up he sighed. I really should expect this stuff to happen by now. Yet every time I manage to get surprised.
It looked like he would be doing this on his own. But that was ok, he had a plan to beat Kakashi, it would just take a little knowledge of the man and some deception on Naruto's part.
Kakashi continued walking back into the clearing, reading his book as he thought about how his 'team' had done so far. He was honestly disappointed in them. Sakura had fallen for one of the most simple genjutsu he had when, according to her reports, she was supposed to be the best on the subject of genjutsu. Sasuke he had to admit was good, he had managed to set a decent trap that might have worked had he not taken the fight more seriously from the beginning, and his taijutsu form was good. But the boy was simply too arrogant, believing that he could actually go head to head with a jonin.
Naruto had been the surprise. Using tactics and jutsu that Kakashi did not know he had possessed. His taijutsu was also decent, just a little below Sasuke's, but he also used deception, making him better then Sasuke who simply fought head on. Not only that, but he had tried to get his teammates to work with him… Kakashi didn't think the boy knew that the whole point of the test was to work as a team. But Naruto at least recognized that he could not fight a jonin one-on-one with any hope of winning.
As Kakashi entered the clearing he stopped and noticed there was another person already there, standing near the training posts.
It was a woman with long black hair and red eyes that held an exotic quality to them. She was wearing makeup that consisted of red lip stick and purple eye shadow, just enough to enhance her already beautiful features. Her outfit consisted of a red mesh blouse that had one long sleeve on the left, and no sleeve on the right. Over this was a very broad material that resembled bandages and had a rose thorn pattern running along the center of them. Her hands were wrapped up in bandages and she wore a Konoha head band on her head and regular blue shinobi sandals. Kakashi could easily recognize this woman as one of his fellow jonin, Yuuhi Kurenai.
"Kakashi." Kurenai greeted as her red lips curved into a smile. "I've been looking for you."
Kakashi narrowed his eyes in thought as the beautiful red eyed jonin walked up to him. Kurenai is supposed to be testing her team right now, there is no way this can be her. Running through some calculations the Cyclops determined 'who' this really was and 'what' was really going on. This must be Naruto using his infamous Oiroke No Jutsu I've heard so much about. Kakashi appraised the transformed Naruto as the blond walked up to him. I have to admit, the Henge is nearly flawless. However it's only an illusion, and should only take a simple touch to dispel.
He decided to go along with Naruto to see what he would do. "Kurenai-san, I thought you would be with your team."
"I'm going to be testing them in a little while." Kurenai replied. "But I wanted your advice first."
"Ah!" Kakashi nodded his head as if that explained everything. "How can I help you then?"
Kurenai gave him a smile. "Well I want to give my team a challenging test, but at the same time I don't want to make it impossible for them."
"And you want me to help?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "You do know that I'm not the best person to ask something like this." Kakashi smirked beneath his mask. "Of course you would know this if you were really Kurenai, Naruto!" Kakashi moved his hand up to dispel the Henge, only to freeze as his hand landed on the red eyed woman's breast.
T-th-these are real! Kakashi thought, his one eye widening. But that's impossible! There no way this can be real unless… He paled. Unless this isn't a Henge but really is Kurenai! His hand subconsciously twitched, squeezing Kurenai's breast, causing her to let out a squeak.
Kurenai snarled as an angry look crossed her face. Grabbing a now fearful Kakashi by the front of his shirt, she pulled him so close that Kakashi could feel her body pressing against his. It was making him both extraordinarily frightened, being so close to her now rage filled eyes, and also extraordinarily hot, having her breasts smashed against his chest.
"YOU!" Kurenai growled as Kakashi looked at her turning from pale white to red, and back to white again as arousal and fright began to combat each other for the look on his face.
"YOU!" Kurenai's face leaned into Kakaki's, her lips near his ear. "Pervert." She whispered in a seductive voice.
Kakashi's one eye widened even further, his face turned completely red, even though most of it could not be seen and steam began pouring out of his ears. Then his eyes rolled up in the back of his head as he passed out, falling to the floor as Kurenai let him go, a trickle blood appearing from inside his mask and began spreading across the fabric.
There was a puff of smoke surrounding Kurenai, before it cleared to reveal Naruto standing there with a frown. Wow, I didn't think that would actually work. Guess I shouldn't underestimate just how powerful this technique is against perverts. He frowned a bit as he touched his chest. It had felt really creepy and gross having Kakashi touch his chest like that in his female form. I'm going to have to look into that, that was just… He shuddered a bit before shaking the feeling off.
Naruto shook his head as he grabbed Kakashi and began dragging him over to the training posts.
A groggy Kakashi woke up to find himself leaning against the training post. Standing up he frowned as he looked around for Kurenai, and wondering why he could not find her. Did I dream all that? He shook his head at that, knowing it was too real to be a dream. Nor could it have been a genjutsu, as he was pretty sure none of his possible genin candidates had the ability to use genjutsu to that degree. But he knew it could not have been Kurenai, especially because his man bits were still intact. He quickly checked himself, sighing in relief when they were indeed still there. If it had been Kurenai he was sure she would have done something horrible to him, her hatred of perverts was well known. But then, what had happened?
He sighed; he would have to figure this out later.
Beside him the bell rang, signifying the test had come to an end. He looked down to see his bells securely fastened to his pants. Shaking his head in disappointment he looked up to see Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke coming out of the forests with varying emotions of disappointment and anger.
"Well," Kakashi started. "I have to say I'm disappointed in you three. You all failed to retrieve a bell."
"Are you sure about that sensei?" Naruto asked, holding up two bells and jingling them. Kakashi's, Sasuke's and Sakura's eyes all widened at what they were seeing.
When did the dobe get a bell! Sasuke wondered, seething at the thought that the dead last had been able to do what he could not.
I don't believe Naruto baka actually managed to get a bell from Kakashi-sensei! Sakura thought in shock.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HE PROBABLY STOLE IT FROM SASUKE-KUN! SHANNARO! Inner Sakura ranted as she held a chibi Naruto by the throat, and began squeezing the life out of it.
Kakashi looked down at the bells attached to his pants, watching as they went up in a puff of smoke. He must have switched the bells out with a henge'd Kage Bunshin… but that wouldn't make sense! Henge is only an illusion jutsu, there would be no way to do that unless… Kakashi's eye widened further as he remembered his encounter with Kurenai. That was no Henge! That was an honest to kami transformation! But that's not possible is it? True transformations shouldn't be possible, even using a thick layer of chakra to create a physical body should not be possible. The difference in mass would and weight would mean he didn't just create a chakra construct and place it over himself, but actually transformed into the object he henge'd into, copying both its weight and body mass. I really need to talk to Hokage-Sama about this.
Regaining his composure Kakashi looked over at his three genin. "Well it seems you did get the bells after all. Congratulations Naruto." Sasuke grit his teeth in anger as he saw Naruto smirk, while Sakura looked both shocked that Naruto got the bells, and disappointed that she had been useless. "Now however, you need to decide who to give the bells to. After all, only two of you can pass."
Naruto smirked as he tossed a bell to Sasuke and Sakura, surprising every one. "I'll give mine to both of them."
"You do realize that if you do that, you'll be going back to the academy." Kakashi tried. He has figured it out. The jonin thought to himself. There's no other explanation for this.
"An extra year won't hurt me any." Naruto said with a shrug.
"No," Sasuke said, surprising the others as he tossed his bell back to Naruto. "You got the bells, not me. You deserve to pass, and my pride as an Uchiha will not let me accept this when I didn't actually get one myself." I refuse to accept charity from the dobe!
"Then I think I should be the one who goes back." Said Sakura, looking rather depressed as she threw her bell to Sasuke. "All I did was fall into a genjutsu. Sasuke-kun tried to get a bell, and Naruto got both bells so…" I can't accept it, even if I can't be with Sasuke-kun…
"You two need to relax." Naruto said with a smirk as he tossed his bell to Sakura. "I have a way to make sure we all pass." Everyone watched as Naruto reached into his pouch and pulled out a little orange book. "I made sure to get some added insurance." Naruto turned to look at a wide eyed Kakashi and grinned. "Either you pass all of us, or I'll have Sasuke show you what a Katon Jutsu can do to paperback."
"NO, NOT THE PRECIOUS!" Kakashi shouted, getting on his knees as he looked at Naruto pleadingly. "You don't need to worry you all pass! Please just give me the PRECIOUS!"
Naruto grinned as he tossed the book to Kakashi, who snatched it from the air. The three genin sweat dropped as Kakashi started to lovingly nuzzling the book against his cheek, mumbling about 'the precious' and 'don't worry, your safe now precious'.
"Uhhh… Sensei?" Naruto asked, a little uncomfortable with the awkward scene before him. "You kind of freaking me out here."
Kakashi coughed as he stood back up, pocketing the book and acting as if he had not just been snuggling a book as one normally would a lover. "Ahem, well I guess all of you pass then. You can thank Naruto for that, since he seemed to understand that this test was about teamwork."
The other two genin looked over at Naruto who flashed them a grin and shrugged. Honestly he had not really known the test was about teamwork. He had only realized that without help, he normally would have never been able to get a book. Thank kami for perverted weaknesses…
"Anyway, meet me here tomorrow over at the bridge at 8:00 am and we'll begin our first mission as team 7." Kakashi gave the group an eye smile.
Sakura gave a large smile as she realized that she was still going to be on a team with her Sasuke-kun. Sasuke, despite feeling put off at not having actually gotten a bell, smirked as the feeling of having passed push his other feelings away for the moment.
Naruto grinned, excited at the prospect of telling what happened here to Anko.
"Right well, I will see you all later. I have to report to Hokage-Sama that we are now a team." Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Hey Sasuke-kun, do you want to go out on a date with me to celebrate?" asked Sakura.
"No." Sasuke said as he walked away, Sakura following after him and pestering him for a date.
Ugh! Seriously, I just save them from failing and they still ignore me. I didn't even get a thank you for essentially passing them. Ungrateful bastards. Naruto frowned, shaking his head before making his way to the Forest of Death. No doubt Anko would want to hear the tale of how he 'defeated' the legendary Hatake Kakashi.
Sarutobi sighed to himself as he saw that Kakashi was still not here. "Why don't you all start, Kakashi will probably be several hours late anyway." Sarutobi motioned for them to begin.
Shiranui Genma stepped forward. "Hokage-Sama, team 1 failed."
As he stepped back Aoba stepped forward. "Team 2 failed as well. They simply don't understand the principals of teamwork."
On this went as teams 3 through 6 failed as well.
"Go on Kurena-san, since Kakashi isn't here yet." Sarutobi gestured for her to have the spotlight.
Kurenai stepped forward. "Team 8 passed."
Asuma went after her, taking a puff of his cigarette. "Team 10 passed as well." He took a step back as a puff of smoke erupted in the room.
"Sorry I'm late Hokage-Sama, a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way around." Kakashi said as he appeared from within the smoke.
Several groans were heard at Kakashi's terrible excuse. Really, you would think a ninja as famous as Kakashi would, at the very least, be able to come up with more plausible excuses.
Sarutobi just sighed as he shook off his annoyance. "Just give me your report."
"Team 7 passed." Kakashi said with a shrug. For a moment there was such a complete silence that one would almost think they had walked into a grave. Not even the crickets chirped as everyone stared at the cyclopean jonin with wide eyes and gaping mouths. Kakashi noticed the looks he was receiving and sweat dropped. "What? I'm not that bad am I?" he asked.
A resounding 'YES!' rang in the room, causing Kakashi to rub the back of his head sheepishly.
Sarutobi looked at Kakashi for a moment before nodding. "Very well then. All of you are dismissed." One by one the jonin began to leave in their own unique way, from sunshin'sto simply walking out the door. However, Kakashi stayed where he was, snapping his book shut as soon as the other ninja left. "I take it there is something you still wish to discuss Kakashi-kun?" Sarutobi asked, grabbing a pipe from within his desk.
"Yes sir, I wanted to talk to you about Naruto." replied Kakashi.
Sarutobi nodded as he used a katon jutsu to light his pipe, taking a few puffs. "I suspected as much. He's not quite what you thought he'd be is he?"
Kakashi shook his head. "He's so far from what I thought he would be that I wasn't even sure that was Naruto. First he was much quieter then I had been led to believe. He seems to still have his moments of hyper activity, but they seemed to be leaning more towards smart ass remarks more than anything. Second he was a lot better than the reports said. I'd say that he was on par with Sasuke in skill, if not a tad better. Third, he was far more intelligent then he should be. I came in expecting him to be a loud mouth brat with no control over his emotions and no intelligence what so ever, screaming about being Hokage and ramen. But not only was he able to keep his calm during our battle and managed to use a good amount of deception on me during the test. He also used several jutsu that he should not know, that I know he couldn't have learned, even from the scroll of Forbidden sealing, and managed to get the bells."
Sarutobi nodded as he listened to Kakashi. "All of this is very true."
"I have to question the competence of the academy staff." Kakashi continued. "It seems they let their hatred of the Kyuubi get to them and gave me false information about Naruto's abilities."
Sarutobi shook his head. "While that information definitely has some biased in it, none of it was actually false… at the time."
Kakashi looked startled. "At the time sir?"
"Mmm." Sarutobi blew out a puff of smoke. "You know of the Mizuki incident." It was not a question, but Kakashi nodded anyway. "Nobody can learn such a terrible truth about themselves, one that had been kept secret from them for their whole lives and remain the same. I suspect that Naruto used his hyperactivity and general goofy attitude as a way to keep himself from falling into despair because of the loneliness he had felt his whole life, thanks to the foolishness of the village. At first it likely was more of an act then anything, but over time he had been that way for so long it simply became who he was. However, the Mizuki incident forced him to reevaluate his life and I suspect… force him out of the 'mask' he has forged for himself, so to speak."
Kakashi's eye lit with understanding as he nodded. He knew well about metaphorical masks, after all, he was wearing a mask by emulating his long dead friend Obito, who gave his life to save Kakashi's during the Third Great Ninja War. "But if that's the case, then how did he get so strong in such a short amount of time?" asked Kakashi. "Even if he had a complete 180 degree change, it would still take more than a week to learn most of those techniques. At least two months, even for a genius."
"You know the secrets of the Kage Bunshin No Jutsu Kakashi." Sarutobi commented making the elite ninja's eyes widen.
"Of course!" Kakashi mumbled. "That makes sense. Kage Bunshin's pass on the knowledge they learn to their creator when they dispel! And with Naruto's reserves…"
"A powerful technique for learning indeed." Sarutobi nodded his head. "And one I suspect, only he can use to its full potential."
Kakashi nodded. "Yes with Kage Bunshin his actual potential for learning is nearly unlimited. It would only take a few days to learn what would take others weeks, months for something that would take years…" He frowned for a moment as another thought crossed his mind. "However that still doesn't explain how he knew some of those jutsu. Kage Bunshin I can understand, but Kunai Kage Bunshin? Bunshin Daibakuha? Even with the Kage Bunshin No Jutsu at his disposal it would be impossible to learn those techniques on his own."
"Ah!" Sarutobi said with a small smirk. "Now here's where things get interesting. It seems that one our kunoichi, one Mitirashi Anko has taken a shine to young Naruto."
That's how he knew all those things about me! Kakashi realized, remembering Naruto's little run down of him during their first meeting, then he paled. "Oh no! With those two together…"
Sarutobi nodded. "A most interesting pair if I do say so myself."
"Interesting?" Kakashi questioned in a slightly incredulous tone. "With Naruto's penchant for pranks, and Anko's sarcastic humor and lust for blood, those two are a walking disaster!"
"Perhaps." Sarutobi admitted with a shrug. "However Naruto has matured quite a bit since graduating, I don't think there is anything to worry about."
"So your saying I should leave them be?" asked Kakashi. "Naruto is my genin now, I don't want her-"
"Kakashi." Sarutobi said, his voice hardening a bit. "I do not want you interfering with those two. It may seem strange but I think there friendship will do each other some good. Both are outcasts with only a few friends, and both understand one another." The old Hokage paused to take a puff from his pipe. "As for Anko training Naruto. The… council wants you to train Sasuke, it's the whole reason you were selected for this squad. And while I do not approve of favoritism, we both know that the council will not let this go and I have no desire to listen to pointless bickering."
He had already argued with the council on this subject for hours. He had of course already planned on having Kakashi be Sasuke's sensei, and Kakashi had requested Naruto, not only due to his rivalry with Sasuke, but also because Naruto was the son of Kakashi's sensei, the Yonadime Hokage Namikaze Minato.
However, the council wanted Kakashi to neglect Naruto's training in favor of the Uchiha. Sarutobi had fought over this subject for hours, needing to remind them that he was the Hokage, and only he could tell his jonin what to do. However, he also knew they would bring this up again, and needed to appease them in some way.
Sarutobi held up a hand, stopping Kakashi as he was about to speak. "Your hands will already be fairly full, and while I am certainly not saying neglect the other two. I am telling you to focus on Sasuke, give the two some direction, help them where you can, but give Sasuke more general attention. We both know that the boy is a flight risk."
Kakashi nodded at that, having listened to the boy talk about himself and hearing his desire to kill his older brother, Itachi, the cyclopean jonin knew the boy would be easily seduced to betray the village if offered power.
"We need to keep him preoccupied until he can get comfortable and familiar with you and his teammates. Hopefully he will begin to think less about revenge and more about protecting the village." Sarutobi emptied out his pipe and put it back in his desk.
"But if he's a flight risk teaching him would be dangerous." Kakashi commented. He already planned on teaching the boy some things, and if he proved to be competent some of his more powerful jutsu. But that was only if Kakashi was sure Sasuke would not use them against his comrades, something he was not sure the young Uchiha would do or not with the boys current state of mind.
Sarutobi nodded. "Yes it is. That is why you will not teach him anything dangerous until you are sure he can handle the responsibility."
Kakashi nodded. "I understand Hokage-Sama. I have one more question…"
"You wish to know about Naruto-kun's transformation yes?" Kakashi nodded. "Understandable, given that his technique should in all essence be impossible." Sarutobi sighed. "Unfortunately I do not have an answer for you, though I do suspect that the Kyuubi's Yokai may have something to do with his ability to transform into something down to the letter."
"That would make sense." Kakashi mumbled. Maybe Kyuubi's yokai enacted some kind of change in the composition of Naruto's chakra, and allowed the blonds body to literally take on the shape of another being or object.
"Are there anymore question?"
Kakashi shook his head.
"Good. You are dismissed." Sarutobi said.
Kakashi nodded as he left, disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Sarutobi sighed as he put out his pipe, turning his attention back to his paperwork, only to see the stack had somehow doubled during his discussion. How did it get so big! Sarutobi glared at the paper, wishing fervently that he could burn it with a Katon jutsu. It's mocking me. He bristled; he could practically hear it telling him that he would never defeat it.
Curse you for making take up this mantle again Minato!
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Anko held onto her gut as she laughed. "Oh… oh kami…" she wheezed trying to regain the breath she had lost from her small fit. She sat up as she got herself under control, snickering a bit as she looked at Naruto. "So let me get this straight. You Henge'd yourself into Nai-chan and made Kakashi pass out via blood loss and took the bells AND his porn?"
Naruto grinned, rubbing the back of his head. "Yeah, pretty much."
"That's absolute gold gaki. Sweat sage I wish I was there to see that!" Anko snickered again. "Though, you'd better not let Nai-chan hear you used her for something like this. She's been known to genjutsu men for doing less. And believe me, her genjutsu for perverts are horrible."
"You're not going to tell her are you?" Naruto asked, paling at the thought.
Anko tapped her chin as if thinking about it. "Nah!" she said with a grin. "You're much too fun for me to lose… yet."
"That really doesn't inspire much confidence." Naruto deadpanned.
"Relax gakI, I won't rat you out." Anko said, grinning as she grabbed onto him and set him on her lap. "You know I'd be so depressed without my fox plushy!"
"A-Anko!" Naruto shouted, blushing as the scantily clad kunoichi rubbed her cheeks against his. As Anko continued her… nuzzling, she ended up rubbing against Naruto's whiskers and, much to Naruto's horror and Anko's surprise, he start… purring?
"Did you just purr?" Anko asked, blinking as she stared at him.
"Pft… n-no!" Naruto stuttered, attempting to get away from the now madly grinning woman.
Not that there was anywhere for him to run in the Forest of Death.
"KAWAII!" Anko squealed as she grabbed Naruto and held onto him tighter than before, suffocating the poor boy between her rather bountiful assets.
It was just another day for Uzumaki Naruto. However as Naruto began turning blue and red from embarrassment and lack of oxygen, he felt that his adventures had only just begun.
Omake: Perverts and Pranks:
Kurenai snarled as an angry look crossed her face. Grabbing a now fearful Kakashi by the front of his shirt, she pulled him so close that Kakashi could feel her body pressing against his. It was making him both extraordinarily frightened, being so close to her now rage filled eyes, and also extraordinarily hot, having her breasts smashed against his chest.
"YOU!" Kurenai growled as Kakashi looked at her turning from pale white to red, and back to white again as arousal and fright began to combat each other for the look on his face.
"YOU!" Kurenai's face leaned into Kakaki's, her lips near his ear. "Pervert." She whispered in a seductive voice.
Kakashi's one eye widened even further, his face turned completely red, even though most of it could not be seen and steam began pouring out of his ears. Then his eyes rolled up in the back of his head as he passed out, falling to the floor as Kurenai let him go, a trickle blood appearing from inside his mask and began spreading across the fabric.
There was a puff of smoke surrounding Kurenai, before it cleared to reveal Naruto standing there with a frown. Wow, I didn't think that would actually work. Guess I shouldn't underestimate just how powerful this technique is against perverts. He frowned a bit as he touched his chest. It had felt really creepy and gross having Kakashi touch his chest like that in his female form. I'm going to have to look into that, that was just… He shuddered a bit before shaking the feeling off.
Naruto was just about to drag Kakashi over to the training posts when inspiration struck him.
He looked down at Kakashi and grinned mischievously.
Kakashi woke up with a groan, wondering what had hit him. He tried to move a hand up to his face, only to realize that he could not move his hand.
Come to think of none of limbs are moving! Kakashi opened his eyes and paled at what he found.
He was currently tied up with grade a ninja wire in such a way that he could not even wiggle. But that was not the worst of it. No, what the worst part was, was that he was hanging over the female side of the hot springs. He also recognized several of those girls, those ones being Inuzuka Hana, Mitirashi anko, Yuuhi Kurenai and Uzuki Yugao. Even worse all of his Icha Icha books were hanging with him.
A little ways away the naruto kage bunshin who had been left there grinned when he saw Kakashi wake up. He took out a kunai and cut the two wires, letting both Kakashi and his books fall into the water.
Kakashi hit the water with a splash, coughing and sputtering as he came up. As he felt the bonds from the ninja wire loosen, he became acutely aware of the killing intent being Directed at him. He paled as he looked up and saw all of the girls leering down at him. He took a quick gaze as their beautiful bodies, knowing he was already a dead man. "Uh… Hey girls. Great day to go to the hot springs eh?"
"Yes, it was a great day Kakashi." Kurenai replied, her eyes narrowing and her hands getting ready to do the hand seals for one of her worst genjutsu.
"Until you had to ruin it!" Hana growled, her nails lengthening into claws.
Yugao pulled out a sword from… somewhere on her persons and pointed it at Kakashi's throat. "You've disappointed me Sempai."
"N-now ladies, we can, can't we talk this out." Kakashi pleaded.
"Oh we're through talking." Kurenai said. "Naibun Genjutsu: Chikan Wa-suto Akumu (Secret Genjutsu: Perverts worst nightmare)!"
Soon screams began to echo across Konoha as Kakashi was subject to getting chunks of his body clawed out, getting cut with Yugao's blade and being forced to have a lap dance in a gay bar by Kurenai's genjutsu.
Anko grinned as she watched the fireworks, before turning back to the Icha Icha books she had found. "'Oh Manashi, I love the way your cock is searing inside my pussy!' Cried Ango as her lover Manashi ploughed into her. 'I know you love it, your my little cum slut Ango-' hey wait a minute!" Anko stopped reading as she re-read the names. Yep, there was no mistaking it; that was her and Kakashi with just a small difference in the lettering.
"Ooooh! That does it!" No one writes about Mitirashi Anko without her consent and gets away with it! (Somewhere in Hi No Kuni, Jiraiya felt a shudder of fear run down his spine) "Sen'eijashu!" Several snakes shot out of Anko's sleeve and latched onto Kakashi's balls, causing his screams to become even louder.
Several hours later Kakashi would be found lying outside of the hospital in a heap with several thousand lacerations, claw marks running down his face, neck and chest, black and poisoned testicles and muttering the words, 'It's not real, it's just a genjutsu. Just a genjutsu'.
Katon: Gokyakou No Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fire Ball Jutsu) - A B rank Katon Jutsu. The user creates fire chakra within the throat and exhales it to create a large fireball. This is a sensory jutsu normally used for distraction or wide scale destruction. It is also used by the various hunter ninja squads of different villages in order to burn the remains of missing ninja that have betrayed the village.
Konoha Hiden Taijutsu Ogi: Sennin Goroshi (Konoha's hidden Taijutsu: One Thousand Years of Death) – S ranked Kinjutsu. One of the deadliest jutsu known to man. This jutsu consists of you getting behind your opponent and shoving chakra enhanced fingers up their rectal cavity. This causes opponents to fly into the air and extreme pain in their ass, as well as untold embarrassment.
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