章節 13: Sometime it takes a real man to be the best girl.
.....Time:Afternoon Place:mommy medus.....Aunty em's Status:Being a dumbass....
I decided to do a funny. They be calling me Dante the way I impale myself with a sword.
[You didn't even get stabbed though?]
Oh you're back, why didn't you talk during the fight.
[I find it hard to talk while giving you my power.]
Even fifteen percent of it?
[Yeah It's kinda hard balancing keeping us separate when you become me you know?]
Whatever, aren't you curious as to why I'm not hurt?
[No not really, I know how you did it, I have you're memories after all me]
I am going to explain anyway, because I theorized that [You] have the ability to hold celestial bronze, and [I] don't as [I] am [Mortal] [You] are [More] than that, allowing me to grab the sword, position myself perfectly, and the millisecond before a stabbed myself, turn back into [Me] granting me immunity to celestial bronze, it passing right through me, and killing Medusa instead.
[What if your plan hadn't worked?]
Ah..... Uh-oh....
[Dumbass]
Oops.
Anyways you are getting resummo....
Timed seemed to stop as a card appeared above the corpse of Medusa. It was blue and had blue sparkly lights, like pixie dust floating around it as it also floated above the corpse. Was I supposed to pick it up? What if I just stand here and wait.
...30 minutes later.....
Ok so nothing happens if I stand here and wait, Achilles seems to be silent during this time as well, I might as well grab it and see what happens.
As I snatch the card out of the air, I hear a female voice in my head.
[I am thou, thou art I...]
"Bitch shut the fuck up."
[...]
"..."
"*cough*Sorry continue."
[I don't want to anymore, fuck you, you deserve this.]
"Wut?"
.............Back to aunty em's..........
Time resumes as I am overtaken by another flash of light and I can feel the power of a new persona flowing through me.
[Achilles:Ha! You have tits!]
"What do you mean you fucke...oh shit.." My voice came out very feminine, I would say I looked down but it was more of a sixth sense-ish look as I was wearing a blindfold, so it was more of a "feel" then a "see" and I could tell I was a woman due to the absence of something...important, and the addition of two new unwelcome things.
"Fuck!"
[Medusa:Fuck you.]
{Achilles:Get fucked.]
"WHY ME! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!"
[Medusa: I looked through your memories, pal, and lets just say I did not like what I saw(A/N:Medusa Nsfw, Misogyny? you name it, Arthur has seen/done it)] you are stuck like this until I or this guy free's you, learn to respect women.]
"Achilles-sama, please free me!~"
[Achilles:*PFFT* HAHA, that's fucking hilarious, you thought that shit would work??]
Fuck, it didn't work, id it because I'm not a real girl? This usually works in anime though.
[Medusa:That was disgusting, can I leave? Never use my body for such purposes again.]
"Sure if you undo this I will gladly kick you out, also my body my choice bitch." I replied flipping her off.
[Achilles:Please don't leave, it gets really boring in here, nothing up here anyway.]
[Medusa:I just got here and I can tell this place isn't used very often.]
"Fuck you guys!"
{Medusa and Achilles:HAHAHha]
"Damn it!"
"Uh Mrs.? Mr.? Wizard what does shit mean?"
FUCK!
................the end.............
Wrote this because I was bored, now time fore actual goodnight, why is grover still not here???.
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