章節 4: 4. He Said the Line!
Kai was having some trouble making his request. God left the instructions pretty vague after all, could he only choose a world or did he get wishes too? Following anime logic, he should definitely get some OP wishes.
Stretching his sore legs and leaning over the desk, Kai decided it's better to be safe than sorry. Might as well fill the entire page and hope that God is too lazy to say no. Unlikely, yes.
Impossible, no.
Kai proceeded to fill the entire page with text, describing just about all the overpowered abilities he could think of and listing the worlds he felt were permissible.
By the time God and his angel returned, the previously white page was completely black with ink.
God and Apollyon looked at the paper had the same thought run through their heads,
'We were gone for five minutes!!'
God was the first to open his mouth,
"I meant a single request…"
"Of course! My single request is the contents of this page, it just has a few descriptions, subcategories, and specifications."
God looked Kai dead in the eyes and said,
"A hundred words or less, just tell me what you want and we can get started."
Kai had somewhat expected god to be stingy and was glad he had a backup plan. No he was not wishing for more wishes, that's just asking to have his wishing privileges taken away.
"I want you to send me to a world based on the complete version of my game! Since I haven't really finished it yet, you should use the plans I outlined in my notes. In place of a licensing fee for using my copyrighted work, I only ask that you include the premium starter pack as well."
With a deep sigh and a headache forming, God thought about the request. The game was almost insultingly simple and would be hardly any effort to assemble. His main concern was giving Kai access to magic. If he managed to crawl his way back to this world then it would be quite a hassle.
Although, God realized he could kill two birds with one stone if he played things right.
Deciding the request was barely acceptable, God raised his hands with his trademark smile and made a cupping motion while muttering,
"Let there be light"
A small golden sphere of light formed in his cupped palms.
God made obscure motions with his fingers as the light began to bend and morph. A dark spot slowly grew within the ball of light, the golden edges making the creation look like a miniature black hole.
The light grew more intense as God continued to mold the ball as if it were made of clay. Beckoning his hand, Kai's semi-destroyed laptop floated above the sphere with crackling lines of purple energy trailing behind.
God's eyes abruptly became more focused as he swiped a finger downwards. The purple energy was ripped from the laptop and sank into the swirling lights, leaving the laptop's husk to crumble into ashes.
With another hand flourish, Kai's notebook appeared above the sphere and quickly sank into it.
The purplish black energy was pulled to the multicolored sphere and started orbiting it like a sun being pulled into a black hole, making a loud rumbling noise.
Kai had to close his eyes as the light began to spill across the room and leave dark spots in his vision.
Eventually, the special effects stopped and Kai opened his eyes to see God standing in place with a single drop of sweat on his forehead, and a massive smile on his face.
"Whew! I really missed performing the miracle of creation, its been ages. I may have had a bit too much fun with it. Though it would have been nice to start with a more coherent source material."
"I plead the fifth…" Kai responded.
With a light sigh, God ignored Kai and raised his hand. He was holding a sphere the size of a basketball swirling with incandescent colors.
He played with it for a few moments before clapping his hands together and the sphere disappeared like a magic trick.
"Here you go! That's one world delivered as promised, better hold on tight though. The next part gets bumpy."
Kai was only confused for a second before he no longer felt the floor under his feet. Falling through a hole in the floor, Kai flailed his arms as he fell and watched as God waved goodbye through the circular portal.
Falling through pure nothingness, Kai could feel himself accelerating faster and faster. Eventually, he could feel the strange sensation of passing through an ephemeral film. His eyes registered multicolored lights streaking past him, non-Euclidean shapes writhing just beyond clarity.
Kai strained himself to the limit in order to stay conscious. Peering into the brightness with squinted eyes, he realized he was looking at the multiverse itself. Crystalline spheres lay suspended in the flowing miasma, constantly ebbing and flowing.
Eventually succumbing to the mounting pressure on his mind and body, Kai closed his eyes and hoped for the best.
- - -
"Mgphhh"
Kai slowly came to consciousness and tried to let out a groan, only to find himself with a mouthful of dirt.
Realizing he was laying face down in a patch of grass, he jumped to his feet and immediately started rooting around in his singed pants.
Pulling a few objects out of his underwear, Kai couldn't help himself from cackling in glee.
In his hands lay three items, a golden pen, a glass paperweight, and a golden quill. These weren't just any ordinary stationary items though, they were godly stationeries!
Kai had naturally kept the pen he used to fill out the paper, and after pocketing the pen his inner klepto was released. Just before God and the angel returned, Kai had cleaned out the top of God's desk and stuffed everything into his briefs.
Unfortunately, most of the items did not appear to survive the swirling mess that was the multiverse and likely slipped out through his pant leg.
Stuffing his loot back into his underwear, Kai took stock of his surroundings. He found himself inside a lush forest, bright green trees towered over him as birds could be heard chirping in the background.
Looking upwards Kai could see clear blue skies for miles, completely free of any traces of pollution. Even the air smelled good!
Turning around, Kai saw a ginormous tower taking up the center of the clearing. Constructed with precisely cut stone bricks and covered in creeping vines, the tower stood at an unrealistic thirty stories tall. Peeking well over the tree-line, Kai hoped that the view was as good as he assumed.
It really looked like a stereotypical wizard tower, complete with a telescope sticking out of the top and a secondary tower about three quarters of the way up.
A slight tinge of worry suddenly raced through Kai's gut, normally the game starts with the player already having magic abilities and being bound to the tower. Naturally Kai did not have any powers and had absolutely no idea how to claim the tower either.
He could only cross his fingers that God took pride in his work and ironed everything out. If not, Kai would definitely have to lodge a complaint in person.
Regardless, excitement and impulse eventually won out as Kai sprinted to the entrance.
Greeted by a set of giant wooden doors Kai placed both his hands on the metal bracing, ready to give a mighty push and enter with flair.
The moment his hands touched the door though, Kai could feel a strange sensation pass through his body. Kai could feel an intimate connection with the tower forming as he pushed on the door with more force. The more he pushed, the stronger and more clear headed he felt. As soon as the doors flew open, Kai could feel a tiny connection to the tower in the back of his mind.
(God POV)
After sending Kai on his way, God leaned back in his chair and faced Apollyon.
"So, what have you learned today?"
Apollyon furrowed his brows in thought.
Not hearing a reply, God continued,
"You are harboring far too much anger in your heart, I was hoping this experience could show you more peaceful ways to resolve problems. It would have been truly easy to drop some lightning on the imp and seal the crack, but what would we have learned?"
Understanding began to dawn in Apollyon's eyes, one could almost see his inner ruffian disappearing in real time.
"Even better was the fact that I used his mess as a power source and created a new world with almost no cost. I hope you can take these lessons to heart and watch over the world with less prejudice, my child."
Apollyon could only give a grateful nod before turning and starting to walk out.
God lounged in his chair with a satisfied smile. Feeling particularly proud of himself, God decided to draft a few poems. Conjuring a piece of paper, he scratched his head in thought while absentmindedly reaching for his favorite quill.
Grabbing empty space a few times, God flicked his eyes around the desk in search of his writing utensil.
Seeing the desk's surface completely clear, God's eyelid twitched in anger as thunderclouds formed overhead.
Apollyon had no clue what was happening and decided to quicken his pace. The void was looking lovely this time of year.
[A/N; I'm trying my best to edit for grammar and cohesiveness but I do my writing after a day of work and will definitely miss some. If you spot anything, please let me know in the paragraph comments. I'm thinking about doing shoutouts in the comments or a/n for people who help with edits. Let me know what you think.]
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Moneymancer I recently found a really unique fanfic called Reborn With Steve Stand. It's a translated multiverse fanfic with Minecraft as the main world and is actually good. The translator is basically re-writing as they go and managed to cut out the propaganda and turn the racism into dark jokes (be warned). The MC is an absolutely legendary troll.
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