Namjoon's perspective:
"Can I help you?" I asked a bit annoyed, Jungkookie was all pretty just for me and now these stupid cops are cockblocking me, "BITCHY COPS ARE ALWAYS COCKBLOCKING ME." I heard Jungkookie yell from his bedroom, "As you can tell, I was busy." I saw a look of disgust on one of the cops faces, "Is this you, sir?" He asked showing me a video of me and Jungkookie forcing Jingoo into the alleyway.
"I don't know, maybe? What's this about? Oh my god-" I'm a brilliant actor! The stupid cops kept the security footage running even after I started attacking him. "What the fuck?! Why would you show me tha- fake gag." I pretended to gag turning around, I put my hand over my mouth as one of the cops tried to apologize, but before he could finish I stuck my other hands finger into my throat causing myself to throw up.
Since I was turned away from them they didn't realize it was on purpose, "Oh my god! Sir, we are so sorry you had to see that." One of them exclaimed rubbing my back while I started crying, unfortunately this is necessary if I want to keep my job.
Though I could easily just pay them to shut up, I prefer not to let the world know who I am and want to keep my normal life and friends.
I let the two cops inside, one of them was really nice and apologetic and the other clearly knew it was me and was hell set on sending me to jail, "Oh my god, it's Jingoo!" I exclaimed after they showed me his picture.
"You knew him?" The nice one asked, "He's a fellow surgeon at the hospital I work at."
"I'm sorry you are a surgeon, why would you have that reaction to the video then? You work with guts on the daily." The rude one said, "To save lifes not take them! There's a fucking huge difference!" I retorted back, "Which is completely understandable," The nice one said more scolding at the other then to me, "Sir, I know this is hard, but can you please tell us where you were this morning ten pm and eleven thirty?"
"I-i was at work, I checked in and everything then came home around lunch because Jingoo was supposed to step in for me today because my brother just got married and we were having a family lunch!" I purposefully raised my voice so that the guys upstairs can hear, to the cops I was just upset. "Can anyone of your family members confirm your story?" The rude one asked.
"Yes, I'll go get my brother, my parents are at work," I said getting up, "Act like you hate me for the cops." I whispered to him coming out of his bedroom fully clothed, I heard the cops coming upstairs after me so I quickly grabbed his hand.
"What's with all the bloody commotion?! You're so annoying you know that?!" Jungkookie exclaimed, "Where was I this morning around ten to eleven?" I asked frantically, he glanced at the police officers with a confused face, "Unfortunately mum and dad made you come to lunch with me and Taehyungie."
"Thank you, sir" The nice one said forcing the other one downstairs, "We're sorry to bother you sir."
Jungkook's perspective:
Bitchy cockblocker, I really don't see why he insists on staying innocent. I groaned annoyed slamming my door but heard a yelp, I quickly opened the again to see Taehyungie on the floor with a bloody nose.
"Jesus, you annoying bitch why would you sneak up on me like that?!" I exclaimed grabbing him by his hair, "Don't you try to blame this on me!" He yelled grabbing his face in pain, "Fuck, does it hurt a lot?" I asked, "No, the pain is going away really fast." He said, such a brave boy, isn't he?
"Come on." I said making him stand up so he could come with me to the bathroom, i quickly but carefully washed his face to inspect wether it was bad or not. Luckily it didn't look like it.
"Why were you so upset anyway? Why would you slam the door like that?" Taehyungie asked me, "The stupid cops are cockblocking me that's why! I literally embarrassed the fuck out of myself for him and then he couldn't even have sex with me." I scoffed annoyed, "You can fuck at a more decent time can't you?" He asked, "No, because then our parents are around and now, I have you in the room with me and his bed hurts my back."
"Your parents don't know?..." "No, why would they? I mean, they would be fine with it but it's embarrassing. Imagine your dad finding out youre sleeping with Seokjin, you'd be mortified." Ikd why I'm talking as if this has been going on for a long time but I really really wanna get him jealous, it's not working but I can imagine the disgust on his face is directed at hyung not me☺️
"Whatever, can I move to the room next door then? Give you your ✨ privacy✨" He said making jazz hands at 'privacy, "No." I paused for a bit as if thinking then playfully said no, "Why?!"
"Because I said so."
"Fine, guess I'm filming on your bed then." He said knowing what he was indicating probably expecting me to back out, I smirked at him, "No need, I'll film if you like. As long as I get credit for the.... photography."
"You're disgusting." He mumbled pushing past me, i giggled following him to the second bedroom next to mine, "Hey, I said I'd film for you." I said as he pushed me out, I saw Jimin on the bed with a big fat boner in his pants, there's no way I'm not eavesdropping.
I quickly went to my bedroom to go to the bathroom and scooted myself to his door, "He's so annoying." I heard Taehyungie say and Jimin's giggles, "Maybe take him up on the offer, I'm sure we'll all enjoy that." I can't tell wether Jimin's being serious or sarcastic, "Not funny, Mimi! Ugh, I don't even want to do it with him in the same house nevermind the same room, were supposed to be married!"
"This marriage isn't lasting very long, I think everyone knows that."
"It's not like I have the option to divorce, I just need to annoy him enough till he kicks me out, then everything will be fine again and we won't need to see each other. We can even maybe secretly get married."
"If love that so much, but he's not that bad."
"YoU wErE tHe OnE tHaT tOlD mE nOt To TrUsT HiM."
"Yea, but that was before i saw how cute he was, and even if you don't want to admit it right now. He loves you a lot and anyone can see that, so maybe try to tolerate him just a little bit better? You never know, once you stop being so self obsessed you might realize he's not that bad." Go Jimin hyung!
"Self obsessed?! How dare you?!"
"What? You're constantly thinking that he's out to get you and make your life hell, I call that obsessive. You literally threw a tantrum the other day because he stole your apple."
"Mimi, he literally almost raped you, how is that not a turn off??"
"It's not like he did it on purpose, you know how alphas are. They want something they take it and they think with their dicks, just give him a chance."
"But what if I fall in love?... what happens to you? And us?? I don't want to love him, hes just going to betray me, cheat on me, and make me think I'm special then throw me in the dirt. I want to stay with you, not give him a chance, I only want you."
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