章節 7: Chapter 7: This is so unlucky
City Heroes Association Headquarters.
"Jingle Bell!"
A bell rang, and the customer service lady connected: "Hey, hello, this is the Heroes' Association, can I help you?"
"Weird people appeared in M city...M city!?" The police resident on the other end of the phone yelled in horror.
"A weird person appeared in M City?" The customer service lady was surprised and asked quickly: "This gentleman, please calm down and tell us in detail about the address of the weird person and the situation on the scene."
"Okay...Okay, the weirdo is...a Coke weirdo. He appeared on the street next to the East City. The straw above his head can shoot like a machine gun. The scene is in a mess. Please send your heroes to destroy the weird."
"Okay, we see, please rest assured, we will dispatch heroes as soon as possible. During the period when the weirdos are eliminated, please be careful of your safety and goodbye."
The customer service lady comforted the residents and immediately hung up the phone and reported the residents' alarm situation to Maria, who was on duty.
"M city again?"
Maria flirted with her refined short hair, rubbed her temples, her pretty face was exhausted, "Beside the streets of Dongcheng? Should we ask the king to do it again?"
"Team Maria, there are no heroes near the East City. If you want to quickly eliminate the weird people, you can only ask King to shoot." The customer service lady hesitated: "Should you report to the Deputy Minister and the Minister?"
"No, they are already asleep, don't bother them with this little thing." Maria waved her hand and said decisively: "Call King and ask him to take action to eliminate the weird."
"Yes."
The customer service lady immediately executed the order.
"Jingle Bell!"
The call was quickly connected, and the ringtone kept ringing in the silent command room. However, no one answered it. It seemed that King was not by the phone, and was even hung up after a while.
"Hung up?" Maria Liu frowned, "Quickly, assess the level of the weirdo, contact the nearest hero nearby, and notify the police department to protect civilians..."
After losing the nuclear weapon of King, she successively issued several orders to strictly follow the association's procedures to eliminate weird people to ensure that weird people are eliminated in the shortest possible time, and at the same time to ensure the personal safety of residents.
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"Hey...hey, looking for...for you, **** bastard!"
Wang Feng's heart tensed, and he hung up the phone of the Heroes' Association. At the same time, he carefully probed the situation of the Coke weird. Hearing the sound, the Coke weird figured out his position. With a cruel smile, the straw on top of his head turned to Wang Feng's position, bursting with Coke bubbles, and shooting Coke bullets at any time.
I wipe it! Dead!
Wang Feng's eyes widened and his chest made a unique noise. He quickly scanned the escape route. After a while, he found out crying without tears that his position had no way of retreat. If he wanted to run, he could only leave through the gate.
"Saitama, you are so bald, you will appear soon..."
Forced to do so, he used the "Bald Head Summoning Forbidden Spell", but it was passive, and the active summoning had no effect, and Saitama did not appear.
However, although Saitama did not show up, another Wang Feng "destined person" suddenly dropped from the sky. For some reason, the Kenge sign fell off with a click, and slammed directly on the Coke weirdo with a bang. The Coke splashed all over and it was horrible. .
"This... is this smashed to death?"
Wang Feng stared blankly at the Coke weirdo who was hit by Kengeki's sign. His expression was weird. At this moment, the coke barrel on the Coke weird was smashed by one-third, and the young face of the Coke weird was even more distorted like an abstract painting. The dark brown coke equivalent to blood smashed across the ground, and the coke weird fell to the ground, motionless, presumably... it hung up.
"Ding Dong, there are weird cards nearby that can be converted, please go to the conversion!"
Wang Feng waited for a long time without seeing the coke weird moving, until the system sounded a reminder, he was sure that the coke weird was dead.
"Hoo~"
He breathed a sigh of relief, a kind of fortunate escape.
"It turned out to be my own death."
He got out of Kenge and came to the side of the Coke Weird, and he was prompted by the system to obtain a "One Star Card·Coke Weird". He looked at the fallen Kenge sign and found a fixed sign There were a lot of bullet shooting marks on the bracket. The young man unconsciously shot indiscriminately while drunk, causing the sign to loosen and fall. The young man was really dead.
"Oh, at the same time, the world is on the horizon."
He stared at the miserable appearance of being killed by KFC's sign, and he couldn't help but think of his journey through the journey. He was also killed by KFC's sign, and he was a little bit sorrowful.
"For the sake of everyone's death, I will mourn for you for three seconds."
Wang Feng took off his peaked cap and bowed slightly to the coke weird, expressing his sincere sorrow.
"That...that is...king!?"
"Wow, it's king, king killed the Coke weirdo."
"Long live king!"
The people who have been secretly observing the situation of the Coke weird are wondering why the Coke weird suddenly turned off and faced the Kenge restaurant. They did not expect to find that the Coke weird was killed by the Kenge sign in the next second, just when they felt that the Coke weird died inexplicably At that time, Wang Feng appeared, and unluckyly took off his hat in silence, and was recognized by the residents at once, so the residents naturally assigned the credit for killing the cola weird to Wang Feng.
"Well?"
Wang Feng glanced blankly at the cheering residents in the surrounding buildings, how could the credit for killing the weirdo be pushed on me again? I really didn't do anything!
"Son~"
At this time, a stern cry sounded.
"Um?"
Wang Feng was stunned, turned around and turned his head quickly, and saw a middle-aged man who also appeared to be wearing a clown suit was standing not far from him, except that the middle-aged man was wearing a green sprite bucket with the label "Blood" on his stomach. The word "bi" means that a green straw is inserted on the top of the green Sprite lid. The straw is a circle larger than the young blue straw, which seems to indicate that it is more powerful.
The middle-aged Sprite stranger looked at his tragically dying son with a full face of grief. His anger was full, his eyes were red, and he stared at Wang Feng fiercely, saying, "I...want...you...die!"
The green straw on top of his head splashed out transparent sprite, like a volcano hidden in the ground erupting at any time.
eh, wait a minute, I didn't kill your son!
Wang Feng looked dumbfounded and quickly waved his hand to deny. Who knows, his phrase "Your son was not killed by me" has not been uttered yet, a billboard suddenly appeared in his sight, and with a bang, UU reading www.uukānshu.com directly hit it. On the middle-aged sprite monster's head, sprite splashed all over, and the transparent sprite dripped all over the floor.
"Ding Dong, there are weird cards nearby that can be converted, please go to the conversion." The system prompts again without emotion. Needless to say, the middle-aged Sprite weird also died.
"Wow!"
The residents saw King easily stretched out his hand to destroy the weird person, and they immediately boiled.
"king...I want to give you a monkey."
"king, please accept me as a disciple, I am willing to be a cow and a horse for you."
"The strongest man—king!"
Wang Feng was very embarrassed as he listened to the cheers from the upstairs and downstairs around him. This...what an accident.
"Ding, congratulations on getting a two-star card, Sprite Monster."
He went up and touched the middle-aged Sprite monster, and obtained another monster card. At the same time, he curiously squeezed the skin of the Sprite monster and found that the shell resembling a Sprite barrel was plastic. When he was curious, he again I touched the outer shell of the Coke weirdo, and it was actually made of paper. It seems that although their attack is strong, their defense is a major weakness. It is no wonder that the father and son will be killed by signs and billboards.
Moreover, he scanned the steel frame of the billboard a few times, and the conspicuous bullet marks let him know the reason why the billboard fell. The Coke weirdo not only killed himself, but also killed his father indirectly, cheating!
"La la la, Coke, Sprite, it's almost dawn, you two **** don't come back soon..."
At the entrance of the street, a cylindrical figure walked from a distance, shouting the names of "Coke" and "Sprite" at the same time, it seemed that the elders of the family went out to look for the bear child who had not returned home for a long time.
Well, is there another... Grandpa?
Wang Feng's face suddenly turned black, which was unlucky.
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