章節 6: Arc 1 (5): The blind concubine and his emperor.
Odin stared at the companionship bar that has reached a -10 percent now.
Odin wanted new hosts but the higher ups just laughed at him and mocked his earlier behavior…
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"What? You want to change hosts now?" The person sitting in front of the little ghost asked as he crossed his legs and raised a questioning brow at him.
"Yes…" Odin whispered but internally cried when the other started laughing.
"Where is the Odin that spoke so bravely 'I can handle a challenge!! You can rest assured that Odin will lead them back on the right path!' hm?"
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Odin gazed at the other two with pursed lips.
Zhao Qiang was snoring on the table rather than completing the duties of an emperor.
And Li Ning was simply whistling as he played with the stray cat that he found just this morning. Even the cat couldn't resist his charm!
A little irk mark appeared on Odin's head when he thought of the companionship bar again.
He could not take it anymore!!
Zhao Qiang was peacefully dozing of but suddenly felt as if all air has disappeared from his lungs as he was yanked to the middle of the room with full force.
Li Ning was oblivious to the ghost's intentions and was caressing the cat's fur when he as well was yanked by a powerful force.
The cat that now lay on the ground: "…"
Odin clapped two times before both of his hosts were tied tightly to each other with a gold rope.
Zhao Qiang gritted his teeth and tried to escape but instead got hit by an electric shock.
Zhao Qiang: "… Ghosty, what the fuck!?"
Li Ning was quiet the whole time but was secretly planning Odin's punishment in his mind.
"I had no choice then to tie you both together!!" Odin shouted, frustrated with both of his hosts.
Li Ning remained quiet before speaking up "… and what forced you to think that this is the only option"
Odin: "…" The poor ghost wanted to kick both of them far away from him!!
Dark bangs covered Li Ning's eyes with a shadow as he smiled sweetly at Odin.
"Untie me right now." Li Ning narrowed his eyes but before he could speak more. Zhao Qiang scoffed from beside him.
"You think that your scary?" Zhao Qiang sneered as he glared at Li Ning.
"I do. What are you going to do about it, emperor" Li Ning smiled sweetly at Zhao Qiang. His eyes turning into small crescents that were basically mocking the other.
"Oh wow, look I'm so scary just because I spoke some words seriously" Zhao Qiang rolled his eyes as he mocked Li Ning.
"Li Ning is so scary- OW!!" Zhao Qiang gritted his teeth as he glared at the other who just pretended as if he did not just pinch the other's arm.
Odin: …
[Please stop fooling around and take these missions seriously! Your lives are at stake!!]
"Kill me if you want to! But I will not be acting friendly with this fucker even if I am at a life or death situation!!" Li Ning shouted at the little ghost.
[Host Li Huan. I think you forgot that you ARE in a life or death situation…]
Li Ning: "…" Damn you!
[Look. The companionship bar is at -10 percent right now. If you don't at the very least get it to a 10 percent then your punishment is going to be worse than death… and I myself have to face a punishment as well] Odin tried to explain calmly but all he got in response were glares.
So much for trying to explain calmly… His hosts were worse than dealing with toddlers!!
Odin had no choice but to send both of them to the main parts of the plots… basically skipping all the un-important parts in the story-line…
[Both of you gave me no choice…] Both Li Huan and Zhao Qiang were startled with Odin's words.
"What do you mean…?" Zhao Qiang suspiciously asked as he squinted his eyes at the fuming ghost.
[…] Odin simply glanced at them before clapping his hands.
Li Ning and Zhao Qiang blinked.
Zhao Qiang suddenly wondered why everything turned black while Li Ning on the other hand thought that nothing un-usual was happening… considering he was in the body of a blind person…
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Li Ning suddenly felt like the ropes were gone and so was Zhao Qiang.
He would've felt happy but the fact that his body felt weak to the point that he thought the blind concubine was on the verge of dying…
(Odin, what the fuck-)
[Host please stay quiet. This is the time where the original host started drinking the poison without knowing] Odin explained as quickly as he could.
(Oh so that's why my body is hurting like a bitch.)
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Zhao Qiang opened his eyes and the first thing that greeted him were females and males with barely any clothes.
(… Ghosty, I really hope that you are playing a prank on me…) Zhao Qiang rubbed his eyes but kept them close at all cost.
[It is not, Host. You are currently in the plot point where the emperor fools around with beauties while the blind concubine drinks poison in form of medicine.]
(… Odin… Please re-think you decisions…)
[I have already, host. Thank you for showing your concerns]
(Oh, you bitch.)
Zhao Qiang shrieked inwardly as a female sat on her knees in front of him.
(G- Get away! You demon!!)
[…] Odin was speechless… This host looked like he fooled around a lot but he's crying like a wimp here…
Odin surely knows that he chose the wrong hosts for companionship missions…
Meanwhile…
The companionship bar: -10… processing changes… now -20.
The higher ups were holding their stomachs as they laughed at the screen that was displaying Odin's misery.
Good luck cleaning their fuck ups, Odin!!
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