章節 39: There is a big black bird chasing me… wait this sounds worse than it is
Are you ok $&$;&@. You have been reading that novel for the past hour.
*On the table was a book titled [The Grave-Yard Hero: made by Unknown_Ar].*
"Sir, I am almost at chapter 35. It's not enough. I need more!!"
Don't do this again.
"Sir, what do you mean-"
You never listen to me, always trying to do your own thing; it's good and all, but it hurts, ok.
"Sir, do I need to call Maria? Also, please stay 10 feet away from me. I have a 10-meter broadsword— Maybe I shouldn't tell you that•__•, please don't violate me."
No-homo though.
"What!?"
Nothing!
"Let's start the chapter because you moving a bit too weird."
I- whatever.
*A hologram floated and showed the words*
Chapter 40- There is a big black bird chasing you— Wtf
"Fuck you, dumb bird! You don't scare me, only I scare me! Run them hands boi."
Adrian raised his hands as he jumped back and forth, looking at the bird.
"I guess you scared now, ain't you? Yeah, come get some," said Adrian, mocking the bird while moving about.
The bird flapped its wings, causing Adrian to fall to the ground.
"Ouch!!"
Adrian said on the ground while looking at the cloud and putting his hands on his forehead to cover his face.
"I want to go back to my cave."
He said with a saddened tone as he closed his eyes.
The bird then slowly strode to him with menacing intent while bending its torso slightly forward.
"Buu Buu buu."
The bird spits out as its killing intent increases.
A tiny lightning bolt hit the bird, calling its attention and causing it to look in another direction.
In its sight stood the bear with a hostile stance while looking at the bear with murder on its mind.
"Buu Buu buu."
"RAWR!" "Raaaa"
The bear then ran forward with its claws grasping the soil. The bear then dashed with its paws pushing off the soil.
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The two were just a few meters away from each other, using the momentum from their run to strike at each other.
The bird hovered while aiming for the eyes and missed, hitting the shoulder instead and delivering a gash.
The bear used its paws to smash at the torso of the bird, causing five deep wounds as it plummeted to the ground.
The bear then leaped on top of the feathery foe and continuously aimed to bite its throat.
The bird managed to use its wings to push the bear away while flying off the spot
As it went up, the bird soared through the sky, trying to find an opportunity.
"Get him BB, yes, that's your new name, wooo!" Adrian with his branch and walking around in circles.
"And BB stalks the cowardly bird, who will win? Find out now on undead champion z— Hey, why is that bird flying toward me." Adrain dropped the branch and walked backward before going into a dash.
"No, no, no! Help! a big black bird is chasing me help! Help." Adrian screamed while running with his tiny legs.
"I can't drop the soap again. Ronaldo prepared me for this moment— not that one the one that plays with balls! Wait, that's more confusing."
Adrian said before tripping with his hands folded and thought, "This Is getting real old real fast!" as he spun through the air before landing on the ground.
Adrian signed on the ground while looking at the approaching bird with its claws out.
"Too old. Just too old."
The bird was now meters away from Adrian, its claws shining in silver light, but Adrian did not flinch or panic. He just— smiled.
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"In my old world, bears were quite fast on land… good to know the same holds here."
Adrian thought calmly.
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Blood dripped as the two massive creatures held each other. BB pierced the body of the bird with the antlers on its head. The bird slowly closed its eyes while the head dropped peacefully.
BB then removed his antlers from the beast with a bearly grin, causing it to lay lifeless on the ground.
"Wooo, great teamwork! We kicked that bit- well, you did, but who cares?
Adrain said while doing a shuffle while chuckling evilly.
He decided to go toward the bird. When he got there, he emitted a sign and walked back to BB, and climbed its furs as he ascended to the back.
"Rule number 1# of sneak attacks: stop breathing like a Fucking idiot."
Adrain said, touching the antlers of BB and using his knowledge of runes and magic to cause an electromagnetic sphere to appear in the center.
"Rule number 2#: I am better at being bad!"
The attack reached the bird, making it open its eyes as it tried to dodge. But it wasn't fast enough to evade as the attack enclosed it.
The dark figure of the bird permeated the land as the feathered monster lamented in pain. "BUU BUU BUU!"
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"Ha ha ha ha ha."
Adrian maniacally laughed at the bird's screams of pain with one eye slightly raised.
The sound lessened, and the light dimmed, revealing the bird that lay on the ground lifeless.
Most of its body burnt to a crisp as it emitted a foul order that smelt like burning leather.
"Why are you so disgusting? You are embarrassing me right now. At least… DIE with dignity!" Adrian said with contempt coming down and looking in another direction.
He trod to a nearby stone and grabbed all of them, and they filled his lands. Adrian then packed them with his right arm and used his left hand to throw rocks at the bird.
Adrian continuously launched stones at the dead bird while aiming at the head for some reason.
"Headshot, Headshot, Headshot…Head- Why are you holding me?" Adrian was thinking before looking at his back.
BB placed its arm on Adrian's shoulder and moved its head left and right.
"Oh… fine, I'll listen to you on this…! Hmph."
Adrian then folded his arms and left the sight, walking deep into the peripherals of the forest.
BB bearly signed and followed.
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