You sighed as they pushed you inside the jail cell and closed the door behind you. This would have never happened had the guy kept his mouth shut so he wouldn't insult your wife. You got your one call and since you didn't want Lena finding that you were arrested, you called your sister.
"Please tell me you didn't kill anyone. I knew you were capable of doing so but I didn't think you would actually do it."
"No! God no. I went to the hardware store to pick up some things for this project that I was building and that's when this guy came up to me and shouted that Lena and her inventions suck."
"And? I don't see a reason why they had to arrest you."
"I might have followed him outside to write down the license plates for later use but apparently luck was on my side as he just went back to his car to throw his things inside before heading back inside so I did the only logical thing I could do. Went back inside, bought a nail gun to blow out all 4 of his tires and scratched the word 'DICK' on the hood of his car."
You sister had enough of dealing with your shit and figured the only person who could set you straight, no pun intended was Lena.
"For fuck sake, (y/n)! I'm calling Lena."
"Noooo! She'll kill me"
"Good. It's what you deserve for being such an idiot."
"Nice to know that I have you on my side."
You muttered sarcastically.