章節 2: Slumber
A/N Hippity Hoppity My suffering is not to be underestimated...anyways..i will make drafts and publish them at random times...the more time i take...the more chapters you can expect...well unless i give up...so...enjoy..
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Hank pov
As i drift into the dark abyss called sleep...i look at the entrance of the cave...i see snow..alot..of snow..
Wait a fucking minu-(No)
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3rd pov
As Hank falls into slumber,the world rapidly changes around him...temperature dropped to unbelievable levels....ice started covering his body...and now he was oficially captain america(african edition)
(Please don't sue me im not racist....please.....)
Anyway-
Roll the timelapse!
A year later:Some tribals found his cave...decided to make it their shelter.
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A hundred years later:They made this cave their home and the 2nd generation started.
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A hundred fifty years later:They prayed to popsicle liza-i mean Hank's frozen body.
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A shit ton of years later:vikings....
2 years after that:The uninhabited islaaand~
And then finally...
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Hank pov
Finally...my eyes have opened...this world shall know pai-wait no..
As i try to look around i notice ...im in ice...so it was the ice age...
Then as i break the ice....i seemingly come to a realization...is that a broken spear?it is a very primitive one...and...it's also frozen..
'Finally breaking my tail free from the ice i stand up..and im fucking tall..oh yeah...i have a tail no w...if you didn't watch the last episode...'I say to the gigachads and scrubs reading this..
A/N : Hey!You violated the law!Your fourth wall breaking stops now!
'did i hear something? Probably just my imagination..'I mused to myself...
A/N : Hey!Bitch!
'Seems like a rat is nearby...i keep hearing squeaking'I thought
A/N :you are definitely dying in the last episode.
Waitno-
A lot of apologies and pleading later.
Anyway...I have extended my life by stroking the authors ego and now need to get some food...because...my stomach is fockin killing me..
I have never been so hungry...atleast....i don't think so...
And my bodies reaction to hunger was this...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-I mean (Roaaaaaaaaaaaaar)
Yeah....that...anyway..
As my body instinctively roars i sprint out of the cave and immediately lock on to a deadly nadder near a pond...it was already spoker by my roar but i literally melted it's legs off with a concentrated atomic breath..I came up to it and literally INHALED it!
As i gobbled it up...i finally got control of the body back....And i kinda...wanna do that again..
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Deadly nadder pov
A/N tbh i don't know if i wrote the name right..
As i peacefully drink water i hear a roar...a very loud one...as i turn around i see a giant fucking black lizard running to me... A very angry one ..dude needs need chill..
I try to run but it melts my legs off with some kinda breath attack..
As i scream in pain it bites on me it devours me whole crushing me in it's jaws in a millisecond.
And now im dead....again....fucking awesome...
A/n:Oh and....the deadly nadder was a reincarnator..one that didn't know godzilla..
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Hank pov
'As i look around...i realise im on an island a very big one...bigger then berk from HTTYD...wait...Httyd....deadly nadder...the fucking creature i just killed....oh fuck...yes...!'i get excited
I walk towards a pond and get in the water l... instinctively knowing how to swim...this is awesome...!
3 hours later.
After being a jackass and...controlling the local fish population..i get out of the water..
As i look ahead into the forest i see l...dragons...ones i don't remember the names off...
I look at them and then turn around....going to the opposite side...im not really hungry anymore...heh...
After going next to the shore...i see ....water....for miles....no surprise there..
And...then....i saw it..
A piece of wood?no...a ship...with a dragon head on it's front...or whatever that is..
Definetely vikings...
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Stoick pov
After a long journey we finally see land...and something black....it's too far away...can't see it..
Then it disappeared...
Probably....just my imagination...
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Hank pov
After realizing who the person on the ship is
I leave the shore before he could spot me
He probably still did.....eh...i'll just roast his ass of he does...tho that will get hiccup hunting me...and his death may cause other problems...if he attacks me i'll just break his ribs..or arm...
'Anyways...let's just hope they don't find me'I think yo myself as i get inside the forest with big ass trees..
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A/N
Sorry...i know i promised 1000 words but i don't think there is much more i can do for this chapter.
I still have alot of homework left to be finished so i'll leave you to read this for a bit.
If you find mistakes in my grammar or writing in general...point it out!
So buh bye for now..
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DerangedNDepressed this fanfic should be a great addition to your collection..
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