章節 69: 69 | Shapeshifters and Fairy Lights
5:34pm
: would it be hilarious if you got kara a kryptonite engagement ring
: well, aside from the whole poisonous to kryptonians part, it is actually a pretty cool glowing rock
: No that would be utterly terrible and I will not be getting my girlfriend a kryptonite engagement ring.
: Got her this instead.
: [engagementring.jpeg]
: Not too flashy but with a chunk of sapphire that matches the colour of her eyes. Also I lead-lined it the box so she can't peek.
: oh my god your eyes are green like kryptonite
: no wonder why every time kara looks into your eyes she gets weak in the knees ;)
: wow
: If you're still trying to get me to put a piece of kryptonite on a ring... I will not.
: side note, that is a very nice ring
: agreed
: You think she'll say yes?
: kara is so fucking in love with you, dummy
: and besides, she'll probably say yes even without the ring
: and she will definitely say yes if you got her a ring pop too
: And you think she'll like the ring?
: duh, she'll probably wear anything you buy her
: even if it's a hideous bedazzled neck piece or a bejewelled eyepatch even though she has two functioning eyes
: she would wear that shit with pride
: I... really can't tell if that's reassuring or not.
: what veronica means is don't sweat it babe of course she'll say yes
: and the ring is gorgeous
: yes, what she said
: you got a plan?
: Well, I was just planning to throw the ring box over the balcony and have her chase after it...
: Jesus no, I'm kidding that'd be kinda terrible but actually funny, unlike Veronica's hellbent desire for me to give Kara a kryptonite ring.
: i think it's a fashion statement
: yeah the green veins from kryptonite exposure totally tie your outfit together
: You two, can it.
: Anyways, I was thinking maybe set up a little picnic but on the balcony and get Noonan's for dinner or something. Maybe next week.
: if you want fairy lights, just say the word
: i'll steal some from ruby
: her bedroom looks like a fucking light show
: she won't miss just one
: and if you want someone to film it, i can find a perch on the building opposite
: though you guys do live in the tallest building in national city so the angle might be a bit fucked
: ... do you think i should get stilts
: do you think kara suspects anything?
: No, this time I'm glad for her obliviousness.
: And no you should not get stilts, I'm already the shortest out of us three and sometimes I feel like an ant standing in between you guys.
: then i will absolutely buy stilts, if only to piss you off and tower over you even more
: ... get me a pair too, i wanna watch the proposal
: and the pissing off lena part too of course
8:02pm
: look what i found!!!
: [straycat.jpeg]
: and lena let me keep him!!!
: damn it they beat us to getting a cat
: ... He is very cute.
: why does he look exactly like the cat we had back in midvale
: well there's no way they're going to beat us in getting a baby
: i named him streaky #2!!
: of course you did, sis
: wait it looks exactly like the cat that almost clawed my eyes out last week on my way to work
: streaky #2 has been very nice to me and lena
: winn, it was literally a scratch on your forearm
: okay yes but it was a very scary event!!
: oh rao i hope this isn't another shapeshifter disguised as a cat
: ... another????
: a year ago i brought home a stray kitten but then when i woke up it had turned into a lizard
: it was so confusing!!!
: and then i turned around and in that time it had transformed into a penguin and threw itself out the window trying to escape
: oh god what they're flightless birds
: thankfully it shifted again and turned into a pigeon before it splatted on the pavement
: that would have been traumatising for all parties involved
: but streaky #2 has not turned into any other animal yet
: yet!! but i'll make sure he doesn't throw himself off the balcony in penguin form
: oh i remember coming round to your's that day and you just had a pile of penguin feathers and cat hairs all over your loft
: that was very weird
: i hope that shapeshifter is doing well
: guys do you think carl was a shapeshifter
: maybe he realised that hamster was the peak form and so he stayed as a hamster
: that hamster was very weird and therefore totally plausible...
: oh my god how am i not dreaming
: i lose exactly one (1) brain cell every time the topic of that hamster comes up because i can't fucking compute it
: one heart emoji is one prayer for alex's dwindling braincells
: maggie they're being mean to me
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