5:36pm
: do you have the toaster babe?
: the home depot guy was like 'again?'
: lmao
: how's work going for you today?
: well i'm on break now but i arrested a perp who stole donuts from a coffee shop while wearing nothing but short-shorts and a tutu
: what a great style
: agreed
: how was your half day?
: lucy has officially turned one of the training rooms into a nap room so she can cuddle vasquez while on break
: of course she did
: hold on lena's calling brb
5:44pm
: Hey Lena, what's up?
: *Lena seems to hesitate before answering* Can I ask you a question?
: Um, sure?
: *She pauses for a while*
: Lena?
: CanIborrowthatredsunlampfromtheDEOpleasebecausey'knowpurposes...
: *Alex goes quiet at the other end*
: *She lets out a nervous, slightly strangled laugh*
: *Fumbling is heard* Yeah yeah whatever just take it goodbye Lena!
: Thanks Ale—
6:34pm
: hey babe i'm home early
: are you okay?
: alex?
6:37pm
: lena what the fuck did you do to alex
: Why? What's happening?
: she is rocking back and forth on the kitchen floor mumbling about red sun lamps and her sist— oH MY GOD
: my my my
: lena kieran luthor
: you asked her about the deo's red sun lamps
: breaking furniture i see
: damn you guys couldn't have chosen a chat without me in it???
: Sorry Alex.
: let's see what little danvers says
: NO
: Maybe not perhaps?
has added to the chat
: hi!!!!!!
: ah sunny danvers don't ever stop being you [3
: thanks?
: Hi Kara. [3
: hi lena!!!!! [3
: um why am i here?
: well, do you need to go to ikea?
: Maggie.
: maggieeeee
: yeah!
: let's go now! double date!
: In IKEA?
: yeah yeah lena we get it you're rich and too posh for ikea yes double date in ikea so we can pick out furniture for my baby sister who happened to have broken her old furniture by doing it too hard ew ew ew ew someone push me out a window right now please
: ...
: ...
: what she means to say is yes we'd love to go on a double date/furniture hunting with you
: family trip to ikea let's go!
: we'll see you there!
: i'm not a lesbian so i'll leave now! :)
has left the chat
: she's so nice aw
: sorry babe but you married me instead
: aw i love you danvers
: i love you too
: So Alex Danvers the badass DEO Agent does have feeling after all.
: shush you'll ruin my reputation
: lol 'reputation'
: baaaaaabe I am badass!
: aw you're so cute
: so lena when do you need the red sun lamps?
: maggieeeeee