章節 36: 36 | Steak and Chaos
7:03pm
: damn this restaurant is actually really nice
: do you expect anything less?
: i don't know... you're kind of an infamous villain
: yeah for spreading glitter and donating stolen money to animal shelters plus villains have great flair so your point is?
: Okay right, can we calm down please. There's more than fifteen of us at this table.
: at least we're not on all on one side like the last supper by da vinci
: hey didn't i arrest that guy last week?
: no you didn't and you didn't see him
: i arrested him for petty theft
: no you didn't i don't hire criminals here
: oh would you look at that the food is here
: oh rao i'm starving
: You're always starving darling.
: it'd be suspicious if you weren't
: my weird kryptonian biology, the best thing of all
: i can eat anything and everything and still be able to throw a skyscraper into space
: wow this food is good
: yes my head chef is brilliant, she has skills
: well kudos to her then
: wynonna! stop pouring whisky into your tea!
: sorry
: is it usually this chaotic?
: is that even a question?
: tonight is quite tame actually mrs danvers
: back in my day me and my friends were a lot more dysfunctional
: this isn't dysfunctional??
: you remember aunt lizzie right? a group of us went out to dinner at a restaurant similar to this and got banned for life
: what happened?
: lizzie got incredibly drunk and danced on the tables while singing karaoke
: there was no backing track or microphone
: she slipped on a piece of turkey and fell.
: was she okay?
: oh yeah she was fine
: the poor waiter however...
: the turkey fillet flew right into his neck and he died instantly of a collapsed windpipe
: oh my god mom
: what even
: what a riveting story mrs danvers
: just kidding he escaped with just a bruise
: mom!
: mom why
: i'm sure that was an interesting bruise to explain to his partner...
: lucy!
: what? i'm just saying what everyone else thinks
: Kara slow down or you'll choke.
: ;)
: Must you turn everything innocent dirty? Honestly.
: veronica I swear to god i'm going to stab you with a spoon
: oh rao
: oH MY GOD THIS IS A FAMILY DINNER
: Anyway... this steak is wonderful Veronica. Who's the head chef?
: uhhh just a lady
: Yes? You got to give me more than that.
: uhh
: She's a criminal isn't she.
: livewire has serious skill cooking steak!
: are you kidding me
: Oh my god.
: my arch-nemisis is your head chef
: umm yes?
: okay kara chill your eyeballs
: livewire hasn't done anything bad in more than six months
: and this food is damn good
: i suppose...
: whew this tea has KICK
: because you ignored me and then proceeded to pour the ENTIRE FLASK into that tea just to spite me
: whoops my bad
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