章節 497: 496. Lovers' Quarrel ~Ew...~
"HOOTY HOOTY HOO!!!" yelled Hooty, pecking on Eda's face. "SOMEONE'S IN THE DOOOOOR!!!" He twists his head.
"Are you going to 'prank' me again and say that it's my father?" asked Eda, who is sitting on the couch drinking Apple Blood.
"HIHI!!! Nooo...?" sneered Hooty.
*knock, knock...*
Eda rolls her eyes and stands up, walking toward the door.
Eda opens the door to see the seven Weather Reporters: Dipper, Mabel, Luz, King, Amity, and Sprig are seen at the door.
Eda sighs. "King... Hello, Luz... Hello, Amity... Oh! If it isn't Stanley's niece and nephew."
"Hi, EDA!!!" smiled Mabel.
King runs toward and hugs Eda.
Luz does so, too.
"Hello, Eda... We're finally tasked with investigating the Black Claw and Luz told us that you know..."
"I pretty much know everybody," said Eda. "Who do you wanna know about?"
"We're investigating the Nephilim known as... 'Aurora Morningstar'...?"
"Ah, yes! She is one of Lucifer's infinite daughters... The second eldest, actually..." said Eda.
"Oh!" smiled Dipper. "Wait... By Lucifer, you mean-?"
"The Devil. Yes," said Eda.
"Okay...! We are investigating literal Biblical cosmic beings! We should've brought Ibarra or Gabby for this one..." said Dipper.
"What do you want with her...?" asked Eda.
"Oh! We just wanna know if she knows anything about the Black Claw!" smiled Amity.
"You mean that wannabe Coven on Earth?" asked Eda.
"Well... yeah," said Amity.
Eda thinks for a second. "Yeah! I guess that I can contact her. Come in! You must be starving!"
The group enters the house.
Hooty sees a Demon Rabbit.
It has adorable big eyes, tiny horns, big fluffy ears, and fluffy white fur. it's so fat and tiny with a cuddly look to it.
"FOOD!!!" yelled Hooty.
It squeaks and hops away and Hooty viciously chases after it, snarling and hooting.
"What's so important about her anyway...?" asked King.
"Oh! Nothing! It's just that she rules all of Hell after Charlie and Lucifer backed down from the throne... Lucy became a therapist to bring souls to heaven and the Good Place and Charlie hosted a hotel that pretty much does the same thing..."
"Wait... She's currently the Devil in the Omniverse...?" asked Dipper.
"Our Omniverse..." corrected Eda. "And yes. She's currently The Devil. Most people just call her Rory. She's one of the two Rorys in Lucifer's baby-makin' history. The other one is more heroic and this one is... a bit too messed in the head."
"How the Frog hell did he have infinite daughters!?" asked Sprig.
"Lucy has infinite Avatars. Others rule their sections in Hell, others rule Earths... Others try to kill those who oppose them, like a couple of famous Grimms known as the Winchester Brothers. Others just do shenanigans and try to kill a couple of Cupheaded Kids. But the main Lucifer currently works as a therapist. Kind of like the true form of Darkseid or the true form of Thor or Diana. But this Lucifer is nigh-all-powerful. He exists in 10th-World. AKA, Hell. Or... this place. Where you're standing right now."
"Is there a Frog Devil by any chance...?" asked Sprig.
"Yes. Beelzebufo," said Eda.
"Oh! Right... Yay! Our religion is still a thing!" smiled Sprig.
"So... We're in Hell right now...?" asked Mabel. "Are we gonna go to Hell after we die?"
"Not necessarily," said Eda.
"Okay... How about we talk more about the time you married our Grunkle!" smiled Mabel. "What was that like...?"
"Uh... It was alright, I guess," said Eda. "Best day of my life before I was with Raine again... And before I met these two..."
Luz and King smiled softly.
"Uh-huh... Tell us more!" smiled Mabel.
Later...
"Whoa!" smiled Luz.
"AMAZING!!!" smiled King.
"I can't believe the part with the ostriches after you kidnapped their eggs!" smiled Sprig
"Huh... What's weird is that you survived the whole car chase with the cops..." said Amity.
"Was that security guard okay?" asked Luz.
"Oh! That's why Grunkle Stan was talking about the second Over 30 Very Flirty shirt in his closet!" smiled Mabel.
"He still has that!?" asked Dipper.
"Yeah... He does...!?" asked Eda.
"So... you promise that you'll contact her...?" asked Mabel.
"Well... yes. Yes, I will," said Eda.
"Huh!" smiled Dipper. "Everything's going so well! I wonder what's going on over back at the hotel they're in?"
"Anne's taking care of everything!" smiled Sprig. "Everything should be fine!"
Meanwhile... In a hotel...
Nick and Monroe are viciously trying to kiss each other.
Anne is trying to kiss Gabby, who is pushing her away, while Sasha tries to kiss Anne, but is taken by Marcy, who kisses her.
"ANNE!!!" yelled Gabby. "CONTROL YOURSELF!!! ALL OF YOU!!!"
Wu speaks poetry to the mirror. "Dear... Dear fine Primal Wu... To you, my heart pounds through and through!"
Gabrielle tries to kiss Miguel, who is disgusted. "GABRIELLE!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! I AM YOUR FATHER'S VARIANT!!!"
"Yes, Daddy..." she moaned.
"AAAAAGH!!!" yelled Miguel, kicking her away. "EW!!! NO!!!"
She woges into an Aswang and charges at him.
"OH SH-!!!"
"ORA!!!" yelled Stone Free, punching Miguel.
Miguel crashes into the wall.
Hopediah smiles, wearing a robe, standing in front of a confused Domino III. "Hey. Dom..." he smiled with confidence.
It meows with concern.
"HOP POP!!!" yelled Polly, proceeding to taze Hopediah. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!"
"HELP!!!" yelled Miguel, pushing Gabrielle away, who is trying to bite his throat.
"I WANT A DRINK OF THAT BLOOD!!!" growled Gabrielle.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" sobbed Miguel.
"ANNE!!! STOP!!!" yelled Gabby, desperately trying to push her away. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
36... hours... earlier...
Miguel, Polly, Gabby, Anne, Sasha, Marcy, Nick, Monroe, Gabrielle, Drew, Domino, and Hopediah are all sitting ducks in the living room.
"You guys... wanna go to a hotel...?" asked Polly.
"What...?" asked Sasha. "Why...?"
"Probably because we have nothing to do...?" asked Gabby.
"Yeah... Alright!" smiled Sasha.
Everyone agrees with each other, nodding.
Except, of course, for Miguel, who is visibly concerned. "Uh... Where'd you get that idea...? Just... randomly out of nowhere..."
"Thought of it... in mah head..." smiled Polly.
Yep! In her head!
"Uh... huh..." said Miguel, concerned. "I suggest we don't go!"
"Nonsense!" smiled Nick. "Let's all go, guys!"
"Yeah! Seems fun, right?" smiled Monroe.
"Can I bring my cat?" smiled Anne, picking up Domino.
"Alright!" smiled Nick. "This could be really good team building! Let's do it! I mean... after that Summerween Party... I guess we need a break, right guys?"
"YEAH!!!"
"(Shit...)" whispered Miguel.
Gabby senses it right at that moment. "(Uh oh...)"
"What's wrong...?" asked Anne.
"Nothing... Just... I felt it, too..."
"Probably just nothing..." smiled Anne.
Later...
"So... there I was... running in the woods..." smiled Anne.
The whole group is at a table in a beautiful fine-dining restaurant, listening to Anne's story. There are beautiful lights hanging from the ceiling. There are several waiters and waitresses serving their food.
"And while I was running, I heard a noise and decided it was time I sheltered in a log. I starved there for days, so i decided to hunt for food and set up a trap for said food!" smiled Anne. "You'd never guess who I caught..."
"Was it Sprig!?" asked Sasha, laughing.
"Oh... Wow... This takes me back!" smiled Polly.
"Haha! Turns out the boy was onto somethin'!" laughed Hopediah.
"Huh..." said Drew. "So... What's this Amphibia place, anyway?"
"Apparently it's this world where Amphibians evolved and became sentient instead of Primates," said Marcy.
"When do we get to the Calamity Stones?" asked Nick. "I heard that Grimms made those things."
"And what's up with that Music Box!? And a Music Box!? That's so much better than just boring ol' mirrors we use back on our Earth!"
"Yeah... My parents used the Ark of the Covenant..." said Gabrielle. "Beat that!"
"We'll get there! Shush!" laughed Sasha.
Miguel and Gabby feel really terrified, however.
"Well, well..." thought a sneering Willard Goode, who is currently a waiter. "If it isn't the cop who had my son killed... And a new set of friends, huh...?" He Erstewoges into a Cupiditas. "We're gonna have a great time..."
A waitress passes by.
"Uh... Excuse me? Hi...! Uh... Those guys? I'd like to serve their table! Old friends, I think..." said the old man, smiling.
"Sure thing! Here are their orders!"
Later... The old man passes around and cuts off a hair from each of them using scissors. Later on, the old man spits into their drinks Amor de Infierno, a powerful love potion as he uses each of their hairs to concoct such a dastardly drink...
"Drinks, anyone?" asked the smiling Willard.
"Sure! We've been waiting for a while! Haha!" smiled Hopediah. "Bring 'er in!"
Polly is given a wine glass of Champagne.
"Polly!" Hopediah puts his hands on his hips.
"Ugh! Fine!"
Hopediah takes the drink for himself.
Everyone is given their drinks.
"Who ordered the... Carrot Juice?" asked Willard.
"I did! I'm pregnant!" smiled Gabrielle.
Miguel is given red wine.
So is Gabby.
Everyone else is given Champagne.
"Hey! Have I seen you before?" asked Nick, smiling,
"No... Oh! My son was a cop in Portland!" smiled Willard.
"Right! Right!" smiled Nick.
As they all cheered, Miguel squints his eyes. "Guys, I don't think we should-..."
They drink, and Gabby senses it, too.
"Wait...!" yelled Gabby.
The pair sighs and hesitantly drinks the wine glasses.
The next... day...
Everyone awakens from their bed at the exact same time, except, of course, for Miguel, Polly, and Gabby, who stayed asleep.
At the buffet table, Anne, Marcy, and Nick see each other, take dishes, and pick up their food.
"Morning..." said Anne, meeting Marcy.
"Morning..." said Marcy, meeting Anne.
"Morning," said Anne and Marcy, meeting Nick.
"Morning," said Nick, meeting the pair.
"Good... mooooorning, good ol' friends! Or shall I say... Morbing! Aha!" smiled Miguel, smoothly segueing in. He takes a dish, like everyone else, and picks up food.
"Morning..." said all three.
"Pfft! Okay!" smiled Miguel.
Polly and Gabby hop and walk in.
"Hey!" smiled Gabby.
Polly hops in and immediately takes a dish and starts taking food. "HUMAN FOOD!!!"
Suddenly, Monroe walks in and sees Nick.
Nick turns to Monroe.
Both their eyes glow a certain color. Nick has orange eyes and Monroe has green eyes.
"Nick!" smiled Monroe.
"Monroe!" smiled Nick.
The pair skip toward each other as hearts appear in their eyes and they grab each other's hands.
Miguel, Polly, and Gabby are visibly confused by this, looking weirded out.
They begin spinning around as if they're in a flowery field.
"Monroe-chan!" yelled Nick, in a very manly way like usual. "Suki da!"
"Suki!" yelled Monroe, in a very mundane way. "Nick-chan!"
"That's... weird..." said Gabby. "Hey, Anne...?"
Anne sees Gabby. "Ye-...?" Her eyes glow light green. "Heheh... Hey, girl..."
Gabby turns red. "Uh...?"
Suddenly, Sasha walks in and her eyes glow blue as she laid them upon Anne.
Sasha smiles. "Anne! Oh, my dearest Anne. My heart flutters for the Frog Lady from the Land of Thai. The beautiful bushy goodness that is her hair! The leaves and branches on her head! The caramel-colored skin! Her BUSSSTUH!!! All beautiful!" smiled Sasha, drooling like crazy.
"Uh-huh..." said Anne.
Marcy walks into the buffet. Her eyes glow pink, laying her eyes upon Sasha. "Sasha! I am so, so sorry for backstabbing you back then... I was rightfully literally stabbed in the back for that! I say! You're lookin' damned fine today! STAB ME, IF YOU WISH!!!"
"GET AWAY, FUGLY!!!" yelled Sasha, trying to hug Anne.
Marcy tries to pull Sasha away. "NO!!! ANNE!!! STOP STEALING MY SEXY SLAV GIRL!!!"
"Uh...?" asked Polly. "What the fuck...?"
Hopediah hops in and sees Domino III. His eyes glow white upon seeing the cat. "Hello, sweet Mama Jamma!"
"Oh, thank Frog... Hop Pop! Something's-!" yelled Polly.
Domino, confused, just gives off a terrified "Meow."
"COME HERE SO I CAN TOUCH YOU, PUSSY!!!" snarled Hopediah.
Domino III hisses and scampers away.
Hopediah hops toward and chases the cat.
"Uh...!?" asked Polly.
"Oh, shit..." said Miguel. "Guys... I think this is-...!"
Drew walks in. "Hey, guys! Just met my new boyfriend..." Drew shows a hand mirror, smiling. "Isn't he pretty...?"
"Amor de Infierno," said Miguel and Gabby.
"Amor-what!?" asked Polly.
"It's a love potion that can be created with the Cupiditas' saliva and the targets' hair... It's practically a form of Wesen Kulam," said Gabby.
"It's basically a love drug!" yelled Miguel.
"Like the Hotshroom?" asked Polly.
"Yes," said Miguel.
Polly thinks. "Why didn't I-!? I didn't drink it! Hop Pop did! But why didn't you-!?"
Gabrielle walks in.
"Thank God... Gabrielle... Call the Weather -..." said Miguel.
Her eyes glow gold.
Miguel's eyes widen in fear. "Oh... no... Now... Gabrielle... I need you... to stay the hell away... No offense! Just! Back away! And... As a friend... and lowkey, as your father... I will stop you right now before you say or do something you regret-..."
"Hey, Daddy..." she smirked.
Gabby gags. "Oh... Oh, Goh-... *gag...* -od..."
"Ew...!" yelled Polly. "I'm glad I would've never experienced *gag* liking a family member..."
"Stay... the fuck away from me-..."
Gabrielle approaches Miguel.
Miguel runs away like Tom Cruise. "Nigerundayo!!! (RUN AWAY!!!)"
Gabrielle chases after Miguel.
Nick and Monroe viciously try to kiss each other. Monroe woges and Nick activates PTZD mode.
Anne is trying to kiss Gabby, who is pushing her away, while Sasha tries to kiss Anne, but is taken by Marcy, who kisses her.
"ANNE!!!" yelled Gabby. "CONTROL YOURSELF!!! ALL OF YOU!!!"
Wu speaks poetry to the mirror. "Dear... Dear fine Primal Wu... To you, my heart pounds through and through!"
Gabrielle tries to kiss Miguel, who is disgusted. "GABRIELLE!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! I AM YOUR FATHER'S VARIANT!!!"
"Yes, Daddy..." she moaned.
"AAAAAGH!!!" yelled Miguel, kicking her away. "EW!!! NO!!!"
She woges into an Aswang and charges at him.
"OH SH-!!!"
"ORA!!!" yelled Stone Free, punching Miguel.
Miguel crashes into the wall.
On the ground, Gabrielle pins him down as he squirms.
Hopediah smiles, wearing a robe, standing in front of a confused Domino III. "Hey. Dom..." he smiled with confidence. "I just wanna say that I wanna... dominate you!"
It meows with concern.
"HOP POP!!!" yelled Polly, proceeding to taze Hopediah. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!"
"HELP!!!" yelled Miguel, pushing Gabrielle away, who is trying to bite his throat.
"I WANT A DRINK OF THAT BLOOD!!!" growled Gabrielle.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" sobbed Miguel.
"ANNE!!! STOP!!!" yelled Gabby, desperately trying to push her away. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
"Twilight shines in my heart... Your face is what I call... art..." smiled Drew.
Gabrielle barks and her tongue slithers toward Miguel. Miguel grabs the tongue with his other hand and squeezes it. She moans.
"WHAT THE-!?" asked a mortified Miguel, who opens a portal behind him. They fall and now they stood upright. Miguel pushes her away. "Gabrielle!" Miguel warps out his sticks. "Crap... Guys. The doses..."
Gabrielle ticks her wings seductively.
"They might be quintupled..." said Miguel. "They might actually wanna-..."
Gabby starts getting strangled by Anne.
"Anne... Anne please..." whimpered Gabby.
Anne's eyes begin to glow blue.
Gabby activates her Eldritch Gauntlet and punches her away.
"-...kill us!" yelled Miguel, who proceeds to sucker-punch Gabrielle.
Anne punches Gabby and Gabby's right-side hair begins to burn. Angered, she punches Anne back.
Meanwhile, Gabrielle hisses and takes out Stone Free, who proceeds to claw at him, but Miguel opens a portal for each of her attacks and she ends up clawing her own body.
Gabrielle simply moans more. And, not the sensual one. The creepy zombie old man moans.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" asked Miguel. "Is this the whole Chapter!? It's an entire 'WHAT THE FUCK' moment!!!"
It's supposed to parody all types of shipping.
"THIS IS INCEST!!!"
No... Unless you do something now... This is just an Elektra Complex, narcissism, gay shipping, and a couple of toxic crushes... Also, bestiality.
Hopediah forcefully kisses Domino, who claws his face.
Well, at least I think this is bestiality. Or is this just... furries...? You guys should write a law about that.
"We do," said Miguel. "We can have relationships as long as the other party is considered a Sentient by law. ANYWAY!!! THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!"
Gabrielle approaches Miguel.
"HOW DO WE STOP THIS!?!?" asked Miguel.
Easy. Kill the Cupiditas.
"WHO IS IT!?!?" asked Miguel.
WHY WOULD I TELL YOU!?!?
"F-!!! THAT'S IT!!! I AM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!!!" Miguel walks out of the page and reads the whole Chapter. "'Hooty hooty... Someone's in the door... said Hooty...'"
Hey... HEY!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
Sasha and Marcy began giving each other the sick mode or whatever... Like, they're activating Charged State and beating the crap outta each other... BUT!!!
STOP THAT!!!
"'Yes... Beelzebufo...' said Eda... Dadada..."
Is he reading the Chapter...!?
Yes, Narrator. This ASSHOLE SHOULD KNOW HIS PLACE!!!
This Chapter!? Is that allowed!?
4th-Wall-Breaking doesn't require above 7 required-low Stats. So... yeah! Yeah! STOP THAT!!!
"36 Hours Earlier...!!!" said Miguel.
STOP THAT!!!
"AHA!!! WILLARD!!! WILLARD GOODE!!!" laughed Miguel. "Wait... I-I-I can't kill him! NO!!!"
HA!!!
"And Gabby can't kill him because she's gonna be like me! And Polly can't kill him because she's a KID!!!Wait a minute..." Miguel smiles...
Why are you...?
"A-Ahem..." smiled Miguel."It was at that moment when Drew suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart that he should kill Willard Goode..."
Wait... Wait, WHAT!?!? STOP THAT!!!
"Yes... Willard Goode... Uh... while he was laughing at the Weather Reporters... at a certain distance... accidentally slips on a banana and falls on the stairs... He stands up, holding the table, only to hit a glass of water and drop it on the floor. The glass breaks and he slips on the water and slides toward Wu, breaking the glass mirror Wu is holding."
Miguel begins choking.
"K-k..." Miguel trembled and began to suffocate. "B-But... W-W-Wu..." he smiles for some reason. "Sees the Author... Wu... This guy forced me... t-t-to write about breaking your mirror... But you can have it back... if you kill him..." sneered...
W-Wait... Miguel! Haha! You don't have to -...
Wu stares at the Author with a vicious glare.
"He b-b-begins... preparing t-t-to pounce..."
Wait!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! AAAAAAUGH!!!" Wu charges toward the Author through the pages.
WU ATTACKS WILLARD GOODE!!!
Miguel smiles, no longer being choked by the Author. "Drew changes direction and mauls Willard, who woges into a Cupiditas to try and push him away. 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!!?' asked Willard. He turns to see Nick, whose eyes turn black. Gabrielle's eyes are also black. He is utterly horrified by this. 'You're Grimms!?' He asked, horrified. 'WHO ARE YOU, PEOPLE!?!?'"
Miguel teleports back to the page...
"We're the Weather Reporters!" yelled Miguel, proceeding to fart into his face.
"What-!? Why-!? Who are y-!?"
"I refuse to explain why I did that or who you are or what the fuck is going on," said Miguel.
"WHAT!?!?"
Primal Drew bites into his throat and tears it out while he is distracted and confused.
Gabrielle was about to bite into Miguel's neck from behind. "Whoa... What the-!?"
Everyone is confused and looks at each other.
Nick and Monroe pull away from each other.
"Ahem!" coughed Nick.
Monroe whistles quietly.
Hopediah grabs his face and sees the scratches all over his body. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU-!!!"
Later... the other Weather Reporters came to investigate their... own precinct... Dipper, Mabel, Luz, Amity, Sprig, and King returned from the Boiling Isles.
"So... let me get this straight..." said Dipper. "This guy... he was a guy you once arrested. And once before, his son tried to commit revenge by trying to kill you and your friends around 14 years ago using the exact same strategy he did...? And you guys still fell for it as well?"
"Yeah," said everyone.
"And you almost kissed-?" asked Dipper to Gabrielle.
"I don't wanna talk about it..." she said, with breaking and mortified voice.
"And... Don't you have an eidetic memory!?" asked Luz.
"He looked... older, I guess," said Nick. "I didn't think about it much..."
"Or you're just getting old," said Sprig, as Amity elbows him.
Anne facepalms. "I am so, so sorry about-..."
"No! It's fine!" smiled Gabby, whose hair is now shaved in the right half. "It kinda... turned me on...!"
Anne is a bit weirded out.
"NO!!! NO!!! I meant physically!"
Anne is even more weirded out.
"NO!!! LIKE!!!" smiled Gabby. "It was a really good workout! Haha!"
"Oh! You, too, dude!" smiled Anne, punching her shoulder.
Gabby smiles. "I should really learn... English more... Haha!"
The pair smiles at each other.
"I like what you did with your hair," smiled Anne.
"Yeah...! You kinda... Burnt it earlier..." said Gabby.
"Wait! I did! I'm so-!"
"No! I like the haircut you gave me!"
The pair laughs and giggles.
Miguel smirks. "Gaaay..."
Gabby facepalms. "DAD!!! Go over there at that side of the room!"
"Okay! Sheesh! Somebody's hormones are raging right now!"
"I just saw a variant of mine try to make out with you! Seriously! Interaction with you is awkward!" said Gabby.
"I think you should be nicer to your Dad, dude," said Anne.
"Really? Yeah, I guess..." smiled Gabby, brushing her hair behind her ear.
"Thank you, Anne," smiled Miguel. "(Keep it up, and I'll pay for your entire wedding...)"
"Uh... huh... Why weren't you affected, by the way...?" asked Anne. "You and Gabby?"
"Duh!" smiled Miguel. "We have sacred blood! We're practically immune to these Earthly spits!"
"Well...!" yelled King. "I bet you're happier when you were with Hopediah, hm?"
"Meow... (I will always be loyal to you, my Liege!)" yelled Domino III.
King hugs Domino III. "(Shush... They'll hear us! Meow quieter...)"
"Ew..." said Miguel, looking at King and Domino III.
"Yeah... But whose hair did you drink...?" asked Gabby.
"Yours-... Oh... God..."
Gabby is visibly mortified, as Anne offers her head pats. "WHOSE DID I DRINK!?!?" asked Gabby.
"Polly's..." said Miguel, mortified.
"Whose... did I almost drink...?" asked Polly, horrified.
"Hopediah's..." said Miguel.
Polly is mortified, staring blankly.
"I'm glad I'm the Chosen One," said Miguel.
"So am I," said Gabby,
"I'm glad Hop Pop... stopped me from having a *gag* crush on *gag!!!* I can't even say it..." said Polly.
"I'm glad that this is all over," said Nick.
"Y'know! Funny thing! The Habsburgs actually used Cupiditas... to... reproduce... with... themselves... Sorry... for... bringing that... up..."
"Ew..." said everyone, mortified.
Yeah? Yeah! Mortified with what could've happened!? If you aren't, no kink shaming, but... Dear... God... Get that checked...
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