章節 374: 374. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~HA~
The villains all stay silently at the table.
DIO, Salvi, MABUS, Yoshikage Kira, Pucci, Cheapshot, and Diavolo all stay silently, eating their meals.
DIO is drinking blood.
Salvi is eating cooked liver and heart.
MABUS is eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Kira is sucking dip from the fingers of a disembodied hand.
Pucci is eating a cheese platter and red wine. "I said no shrimp in my pasta!" yelled Pucci, as the butler sobs out of fear.
"So..." said DIO. "Is anyone up for gay sex?"
"I do!" yelled Salvi and Pucci.
"No," said Kira, Cheapshot, and Diavolo.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
The group wakes up.
"Where are we?" asked Yurielle.
*march march march march march...*
They all sense danger.
"Where the hell are we?" asked Gabrielle.
Stone Free leaves her body.
"We crashed into another boulder?" asked Gabrielle.
Stone Free walks around and sees that there are several different dark-colored women with black clothes wielding several weapons. They stood out of the CoolDudeBus and sees an entire race of aliens whipping and shipping humans around.
"That makes no sense... I thought these guys were anarchists..." said Gabrielle to herself.
"They are... But they enslaved those they considered as bigots and racists in this world..." said Miguel. "So they could taste a little bit of their own medicine. I get it, I just don't agree with it."
"HEY!!!" yelled a tall Black Quartz. "Humans! What the hell do you scum thing you're doing out of your cages!"
"ORA!!!" yelled Irene's Stone Free.
A hole is punched inside of her as she retracts back into her Gem.
Suddenly, several Black Quartz and soldiers begin to charge toward them.
"Irene!" yelled Jotaro.
Miguel opens a portal, shrinking the CoolDudeBus and putting it in his pocket. They then teleport away.
They enter into a random ship flying in the air.
"What is this place!?" asked Irene.
"It hasn't been explored yet," said Gabrielle. "This universe... It's dangerous... It's been colonized by the Gems."
Several humans are being whipped repeatedly, which they can see from a distance below.
"Jesus Christ..." said Shizuka. "As a member of the Japanese people, I personally apologize for what we've done to your country."
"Thanks?" asked Gabrielle. "It's cool... You gave us anime like Voltes V and later Dragon Ball Z and other cool shit. Can't wait for My Dress-Up Darling Season 23."
"Yep!" smiled Yurielle. "Just kidding! I can't see! How could I ever watch!?"
"There, there..." Josuke pats her head. "Without you, we wouldn't be able to navigate the places we go, too!"
"Thanks... Also, there's a big alien lady behind us who isn't breathing neither does she have body heat or a heartbeat."
Everyone turns to the woman.
It's...
...Before them stood a beautiful and 25-foot-tall woman stood before them.
She wore black pants, black boots, and a black trench coat that covers her entire body.
"And who are you?"
"Uh..." said Miguel. "We are off-colored Gems, my Diamond!" He saluted by crossing his arms and forming a diamond by facing his palms upward.
They salute as well.
Miguel warps Black Quartzes in their navels.
"Everyone show your belly buttons!" he whispered.
They do so while sheepishly trying to salute after.
"Hm... very well... Wait... Why aren't you on-guard?"
"We uh... took a break! Oh, foolish of us, my Diamond! We are so sorry for the inconvenience! We will be on our way!"
"Hold on a second..." She grabs all of them using some sort of telekinesis as they all float in the air. "How come you Gems have metal in your bodies? Unless... You're biological..."
"She can control metal... This must be Violet Diamond...! Wait... She's purple... Duh..." thought Miguel.
"WE'RE HYBRIDS!!!" yelled Gabrielle. "My Diamond..."
Violent Diamond stares at them.
They stare back.
Violent Diamond stares at them.
They stare back.
Violent Diamond stares at them.
They stare back.
Violent Diamond stares at them.
They stare back.
Violent Diamond stares at them.
They stare back.
Violent Diamond stares at them.
They stare back.
Violent Diamond stares at them.
They stare back.
"That explains why you didn't introduce yourselves in accordance with your facets and cuts. Proceed."
Later... the group walks in line to search for the object...
"Guys... Dipper just sent me a message saying that we're in the dimension where they're locked up."
"So... they're locked up somewhere here...?" said asked Irene. "That's great!"
"Huh... we finally did it," smiled Shizuka.
"Not exactly..." said Miguel.
*step... step... step... step... step...*
Gabrielle Erstewoges.
Miguel's breathing went uneasy.
"What's wrong!?" asked Jotaro.
"Gabrielle woged," said Miguel.
"Why?" asked Jotaro.
Gabrielle steps toward the possible enemy.
He steps out...
It's...
Kenneth.
"Gabrielle... You have to calm down..." said Miguel.
"Why?" asked Gabrielle.
Miguel doesn't respond to that.
Gabrielle Wahrewoges and brings out Stone Free.
"Gabrielle!?" asked Miguel.
"Just let her be!" yelled Shizuka.
"No," said Miguel. "I can't let what she thinks is allowed to happen, happen."
"Why?" asked Gabrielle.
Miguel does not respond. He takes out his sticks. "Everyone please stay out of this."
"ORA!!!"
Miguel warps a portal out as the punch disappears into another dimension.
"What are you doing!? Just let me have this!" yelled Gabrielle.
"No!" yelled Miguel.
Kenneth sighs as he simply watches.
Gabrielle takes out Stone Free and tries to blast Kenneth's head into pieces, but Miguel opens a portal and stops her again.
She charges toward Miguel and he opens a portal to bring all of them away from Kenneth.
The group lands in an uninhabited mountain nearby with no Gem insight.
"Let me kill him!" Gabrielle charges toward Miguel.
"ORA!!!"
She punches Miguel several times with Stone Free, as Miguel opens a portal for every punch.
He then opens one portal for a punch that knocks her down.
She falls to the ground.
She then angrily activates Ballbreaker.
"Don't make me hurt you!"
"You already fractured me! So you pretty much already have?"
Gabrielle blasts one punch, but Miguel opens a portal toward Gabrielle's face, as she smiles and curves the fist toward Miguel's face.
Miguel kept on opening portals to curve the punches away.
Gabrielle manages to grabs Miguel with her foot and tossed him several meters away.
Gabrielle then flies toward the ship they were once on, but then a portal opens before her. She ends up before Miguel, who goes on to electrocute her with his chain stick.
She screams as she headbutts Miguel, who is tossed several meters away.
Miguel slowly stands up, injured heavily. "Look... I don't... I don't want something to happen... Something terrible is going to happen if you kill him."
She blasts out a Stone Kusai and strikes Miguel in the face, who skips like a stone as he is thrown into the ground.
Miguel then opens two portals near her fuses the two portals together which causes a mini-explosion.
"UGH!!!" Gabrielle crashes into a mountain.
"Gabrielle... If we do anything to try and Kenneth, they will kill us all!"
"You're lying! I know you are!"
Gabrielle flies toward the spaceship but Miguel uses a flaming Eldritch rope to catch Gabrielle.
Miguel forces himself into the ground as he screams.
"Gabrielle! Chill, dude!"
Gabrielle angrily throws Miguel away as he crashes into a mountain by kicking the rope and swinging him away.
Gabrielle flies toward the ship.
*CRASH!!!*
Gabrielle is horrified to see that she crashed into a ship filled with several human slaves who are shredded by the sheer force of her impact.
"Shit!" yelled Miguel.
Miguel whispers incantations and rewinds time...
Gabrielle flies toward the spaceship but Miguel uses a flaming Eldritch rope to catch Gabrielle.
Miguel forces himself into the ground as he screams.
"I have to stop this..." said Miguel. "RAUGH!!!"
He lets go as Gabrielle flies up and enters a portal.
She ends up right next to him as he knocks her out.
"Great..." Miguel panted. "No one fucking died... Fuck... Again... I mean... I SAVED THE-!!!"
"ORA!!!"
*SPLAT!!!*
Miguel drops to the ground, knocked out.
"Christ..." said Jotaro. "We have to get ourselves outta here. Follow me."
Meanwhile...
DIO ruins a woman's face by tearing off her chin. Blood splatters everywhere as she drops to the ground, dead.
"*sigh...*" sighed DIO. "Could someone please tell us where the JoJoCorps are? We've lost track of them and we need your help."
"Well, it won't really fucking work if you start killing all of them, right!?" asked Salvi.
"Fine..." said DIO. "Go on... Speak."
"We won't tell you anything!" sobbed the woman.
"These Speedwagon Foundation workers and Hellsing Organization employees are fucking idiots. Who knows if they know anything?" asked Kira.
"Just keep asking them," said Diavolo. "Hey! Wake up!"
DIO sighs and tears the man's arm off to wake him up.
He screams in horror as he topples to the ground.
"There they were in some ape planet and suddenly, they disappeared..." sighed Pucci. "Honestly... We should've been watching closer..."
Cheapshot tosses an ax into one man's head. "Sorry... He started to annoy me."
DIO facepalms. "Does anyone at least know where they are!?"
"WE WON'T TELL YOU ANYTHING!!!"
"Your loyalty's amusing. If only you're working for me," said DIO.
The World appears and tears him in half.
MABUS covers his ears as he begins to cry outside their interrogation room.
"KIRA KUIN!!!"
*BOOM!!!*
Kira begins sucking the woman's hand. "A peaceful life can only be achieved if I take all of these pieces of scum out, correct? Then why is it that I have to waste my time being violent on these nobodies whose only redeeming quality is their loyalty to Maharlica?"
"Because sometimes you have to experience pain and suffering to gain peace and fortitude," said DIO. "Now... Speak something useful."
"No...!" sobbed the woman.
DIO bites her cheek and tears it off as she screams in horror.
DIO then eats her face, killing her.
Salvi does the same thing to another man.
"You know... The Boys? Have you watched that new millennial TV Series?" asked DIO. "I actually agree with it. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Power corrupts." DIO burps as he licks his lips from the blood. "Power really has changed us... huh? Into these mindfucks... I love it... I enjoy it... Killing... eating... bringing all to Heaven... It makes me get off on it. Because I'm God."
"There you go again with your God talk!" sighed Diavolo. "You know, it's one thing for a Vampire to be an antisocial fuck. But it's another for a Vampire to see himself as God. Christ..."
"Didn't you try to kill your own daughter?"
"Yes, and she's dating your son."
"That thing is not my son," laughed DIO. "He chose to be human. I chose to be beyond!"
"A gay vampire?" asked a voice.
Suddenly, Blind Bill appears before them. "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Helloooooooooooo, everybody!"
"Jesus Christ," said DIO. "What the hell do you want?"
"Just checkin' if the bois are doing good on their interrogations!"
Bill senses the environment. "Oh, for fuck's sake. Did you seriously kill everyone!?"
"That one is still alive," said Pucci.
Bill turns to the person. "Hey! Talk! If not, I'll show you your worst nightmares for ten hours your time!"
"NEVER-!!!"
Bill touches his forehead.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Is he saying anything?" asked Bill.
"No," said DIO.
Bill snaps his neck. "Whoo! Boy! Yep! Maharlican allies aren't a joke when it comes to loyalty to their people!But then again! Sheesh!Anyway! I really commend the way Rick brought all of you back for us to eventually find and use you for saving the world and whatnot."
"We also appreciate Rick, then," said DIO.
"Just saying! The timeline's even more whack, but do realize that there's going to be a traitor among us! A few, even!" smiled Bill. "Because of the timeline changes, some people are destined to randomly join the enemy's side, so, be warned!"
"Alright, very well, you isosceles creature," said Pucci. "But again, could you just tell us where they are?"
"If I tell you, you will fail in finding them. The timeline SPECIFICALLY states that you have to find them yourselves.Also, I'm not a helicopter mother! Swim or sink, assholes.And buy crypto!" Bill teleports away.
"He sees everything..." said Pucci. "Do you think he knows that we will try to betray him in the end, Lord DIO and Lord Salvi?"
"I think he does," said DIO. "But I don't care... Because fate will determine things... and he, like all of us, is a slave to it... Even our enemies will have to face the truth of fate. And the truth always comes out."
Miguel and Gabrielle slowly wake up... in a cave with the others...
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