章節 78: Ch 70: Rabbit teeth Bu Le
yo, bitches! I'm back motherfuckers!! so as most, if not, all of you know, I have been writing another fanfic because I didn't have too much on my plate already XD.
but in all seriousness, I was really disappointed in the lack of Assassin's Creed fanfics and especially since there wasn't any for Ezio.
so as always, I took it upon my own two hands to write them! especially with female Ezio Auditore, motherfuckers! definitely check it out if you haven't already.
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Tang San turned towards the window and looked outside as he talked :"Soul Masters are unlike common folks.
if we start fighting out of revenge and act violently, it is an abuse of our talents. but if it's to punish the evil and defend peace it shouldn't be refused."
Altair clasped his fists with excitement as an evil glint shone in his eyes :"forget about two, I don't give a single shit about peace or whatnot of someone who I don't know and don't care about.
but this bastard beat up my homie! and nobody touches the homies, brotha! so we're gonna go and beat the shit out of this damn bastard and jump the bitch!"
Eve sighed with an eye roll :"let me decipher what he just said and say it in what we, together, as in what Ali would say:
Helping is out of sentiment , we help out of kindness not of duty. so it's not our job to keep the peace, there are people who are paid to do that, but we still help out because we think it's a good thing and act."
they all glanced at each other before they nodded and started to leave to jump the bastard who beat up their homie.
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"hurry up. we may stop him if we go now." Ma Hongjun whispered as he and the boys tip toed when passing by the girls' dorm.
but unfortunately for them, a rabbit got woken up and wanted to be in whatever fun was happening. so she jumped and landed silently in front of the small crowd.
she wiggled her index finger as she pointed at them with narrowed eyes and a mischievous grin :"where are you creeping to?"
Ma Hongjun and Oscar being the drama queens that they are, hugged each other when she suddenly appeared, but let go when they noticed it's just Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu noticed Ma Hongjun's swollen face and gasped before she got closer :"fatty, why is your face swollen?
who's so cruel to hit you to this point? Altair, was it you? is it because of fatty talking like that and trying to flirt with her at that time? or was it boss Dai? could it be you?"
Altair scoffed with a bit of salt in his tone :"huh, he fucking deserved it. nobody tries to flirt with my girl and think that he will get away unharmed."
Dai Mubai quickly defended both of them :"would I be so cruel to my brother? fatty wanted to be a hero to save a beauty, but he lost. we're going to punish the evil now."
Xiao Wu being the adorable little bunny that she is, clapped her hands and put them beside her head to lean on cutely :"that's cool. count me in."
she sounded quite excited for the fun, unlike Tang San who walked forward with a serious face and tone :"that person is a pervert.
besides, only Altair and Eve have the same soul power as him. the rest of us are all weaker than him. so it's too dangerous for a girl."
Xiao Wu wiggled with her hands on her tiny waist as she wanted to go with them :"what? that's a better reason for me to come along. I have to do justice for girls."
Altair rolled his eyes with a exaggerated sigh :"you all know that we are already over killing it, right? I mean, I'm not the brain of us two, but even I can see that we will definitely win.
yeah, yeah, he's level 40. oh no, so scary!... not. there are two level late 40s in our group with top martial souls and a bunch of top grade geniuses if you ignore me and Eve. so it's alright for her to tag along."
Tang San sighed as he nodded with defeat :"alright then. this is dangerous, but we'll face it together." and just when he finished his sentence, he and the two Alis dragged everyone under the stairs.
when they looked through the gaps of the stairs, they saw one of the teachers, the one with the staff as the martial soul, walking down from the house far away tiredly.
they were all soul masters, so they could notice things like that. the reason for the Alis and Tang San's quick reaction was Alis' high soul power and martial soul while Tang San's purple demon eye technique enabled him.
they all sighed with relief after he walked away, though. too tired and too old to stay alarmed in this home like place.
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as they walked into the city, they finally reached the bridge that everything apparently happened on as Dai Mubai decided to be careful: "that fellow has higher soul power than most of us. tell us his conditions in details."
Ma Hongjun slowed down as he thought about it carefully and described the person who beat him up :"he's quite tall.
his face is so black, it's as if he just crawled out from a stove. his martial soul is odd. it feels like it has a similar function to brother San's martial soul."
they all turned to Tang San as he analysed :"a soul master of controlling branch."
Ma Hongjun :"I think so. his martial soul looks like two claws. they are pitch black. when they're summoned, they would fly to his back. like a pair of little wings. that's so disgusting."
{why is this motherfucker doing the Michael Jackson dance in the anime, though? it's cool at least, but it doesn't make a single sense at all.}
Eve and Altair looked at him with blank looks, causing him to gulp as Altair opened his mouth :"you dissing out my Divine Devil martial soul, fatso? you want me to show you just how disgusting it can get?"
Ma Hongjun rapidly and quickly shook his head in denial before Tang San slapped the side of the bridge :"to pitch black claws, flying to his back? what kind of weird martial soul is that?"
Ma Hongjun :"when he fought me, he used two soul skills. first, he enlarged the claws to block my phoenix firing line.
the second one was to produce some black smoke. the black sticky liquid in the smoke limited my body movement.
he then hid in smoke, I couldn't attack him. so I was entangled by the slime, wrapped like a dumpling. and then he hit me like his sandbag."
Tang San :"soul sects should have 4 soul skills. that means that two are still unknown. brother San, just like Altair said, we have not just one, but TWO soul sects in our group!
and the three of you are also soul honors, in addition to me, a soul master at level 27, would we still be afraid of him?"
Eve :"he's right, San'ge. there are too many of us with too much force to lose. and even if we got injured, there is my recovery feather.
and even if somehow we were about to lose, there is always my stunning feather to help us. so no need to be THIS careful when it's not needed."
Altair sighed with an eyes roll :"since you are so damn stubborn, let's find the asshole first, hm? we will see then."
they all agreed with that as they started moving again.
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they all his behind a giant statue or decoration or whatnot... it was giant, alright? just know that, and they all looked at the street which was brightened by the flickering lights as Dai Mubai looked around :"here it is?"
Ma Hongjun :"that's right. it's said that Bu Le is active around here at night."
Altair :"and he took a damn good place for his choice. this place is damn remote. all it's gonna take is for a girl to make the mistake of walking here and it would be a miracle if someone heard her screams of help to actually help."
Tang San :"he's right. and this place is a good spot for ambush. the residents won't be disturbed."
that was all he said before he jumped around and observed the ground from a rooftop with his purple demon eye technique.
but once he came back down, he shook his head :"nothing suspicious is found."
Oscar :"that's bad. we wouldn't know when he will appear."
Xiao Wu tilted her head as she bent a little and took a step so they could all see her as she held a finger up excitedly :"I have an idea."
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after she explained her idea, which Tang San strongly opposed to at first but then accepted after Altair and Eve's reassurance, she was now nonchalantly walking in the street like an innocent little girl.
as she gently hummed and walked, her long scorpion braids swayed around with her movement.
as the lights of the street flashed, Tang San reminded with a serious tone :"act accordingly." and brought his focus back after they all nodded.
a man with a cowboy hat finally jumped down onto the street and fixed his hat before silently moving like a flash of lightning towards Xiao Wu from the back.
his movements had caused a wind to blow, though, and that wind took a few flowers and moved them past Xiao Wu.
so Xiao Wu suddenly acted as if she moved away from the man's reach because if them as she sat on her heels and reached out for the small flower on the ground.
but just before she could pick it up, a foot crushed it on the ground. so she picked up the other one and looked up innocently.
the man smiled evilly, his rabbit like teeth showing clearly and checked up Xiao Wu's body :"hello, little girl."
Xiao Wu acted innocent and waved up at him with the flower in her hand and smiled :"hello, uncle. is there a candy shop around here? Xiao Wu would like to have candies."
the rabbit teeth man who was confirmed to be Bu Le now clenched his fist, causing the smoke that he was probably gonna use to kidnap her to disperse.
he then smiled evilly as he walked forward with a fooling smile that wasn't fooling anyone but him :"Xiao Wu, you're such a cute girl."
but as he reached out to touch her, she moved back and let go of the flower which Bu Le caught. she looked back at him with mock innocence.
Bu Le smelled the flower before throwing it away :"come with me. I'll take you to buy candies. then I'll send you home, okay?"
Xiao Wu acted happy and smiled up at him like a normal little girl :"thank you, uncle."
But Le smiled in victory as he glanced around and his eyes landed on an empty alleyway :"come with me." but he moved too soon and too fast to catch the glare that Xiao Wu sent him.
back to the boys, all of them were surprised excluding Tang San at the acting that Xiao Wu just pulled off.
Oscar rubbed his eyes and looked at him with disbelief :"Xiao San, is that really Xiao Wu?"
Tang San :"this girl doesn't change at all. let's follow up. just in case.
as Xiao Wu walked in front, Bu Le swiped his finger through his lip as he checked out Xiao Wu's ass. but stopped and looked back when he felt like he was being watched.
but he just ignored it and kept following Xiao Wu who turned around and started tapping her index fingers together cutely :"uncle, where is the candy shop? it's dark here. I'm a little scared."
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