章節 67: Ch 61: Team work Part 3 and Fist Of Equality!!!
after a while, they finally reached the starting point. when they finally finished a lap, they saw a Yu Xiaogang standing with his hands behind him under standing under a small house like woodwork with nearly ten clay cups and a water sack thingy on the table in front of him.
the teenagers and Alis finally reached the shopping stand like woodwork, but this time, the teenagers weren't as exhausted looking as before.
cause they had done the trick that Tang San and Oscar had recommended. so now they were better than before, but they were still panting.
as a few of the teenagers put down the baskets filled with rocks to rest a little while panting slightly heavily, Yu Xiaogang said :"drink some water before you continue."
everyone picked a cup and drank it since the heat and the exercise had really made them thirsty. but when they drank, the faces of the teenagers morphed into a weird look as Oscar started to cough.
Ning Rongrong was better than him as she said :"it's so salty. is much salt added to this?"
Altair who didn't even look uncomfortable as if he was used to it said while swinging the cup :"it's for re-energizing. it helps."
Ma Hongjun who has always been as dramatic as Oscar looked at the two Alis while still trying to calm down from the salty tasty :"why are you two so comfortable? bleh..."
everyone looked at the two with curiosity as Eve answered with an almost embarrassed smile :"well, master would punish us if we made trouble. the punishment would wary from what kind of trouble we caused."
Altair laughed loudly when Eve finished :"yeah, and this punishment of doing extra exercise was common.
we never separated outside of home, so when we were Ali, I was a really big trouble maker since I always looked for fights and to beat people up.
and there wasn't a shortage of idiots who would piss me off, so I became REALLY used to doing extra exercises and drinking salty water for re-energizing because of breaking a few bones of some dumbasses!"
Eve had an embarrassed look as some looked at them with a look of shock and some with a look of admiration, cause this is a xianxia world after all.
Tang San :"but you weren't such a trouble maker or violent person when we were young. you were really sweet and caring."
Altair shrugged as he sighed frustratedly :"you see, brother, there were a lot of morons who thought they were some big shits and always acted arrogant while not respecting anybody, so I had to teach them some manners since their parents couldn't."
Dai Mubai looked at him with confusion as he asked :"but wouldn't there be complaints since you were so violent?"
Altair smirked at him :"not that they had the balls to say it out loud. they would just whisper it among themselves but would shut up when I was around, sine they knew I would give them some more beating if heard.
cause they knew I hate people talking bad about me behind my back. *shaking his head with a disappointed look* sigh, seriously, grow some balls and say it to my face if you can."
Tang San interrupted any further conversation as he butted in :"I think we better get going again, we can talk while doing the task."
nobody saw a problem with his logic, so they nodded and began to run again. as they ran, they would talk to distract themselves.
as they ran hundreds of kilometers, the teenagers were panting and sweating heavily.
the Alis were better than them since they were used to it, so they were just sweating and panting a little since they weren't using their regeneration powers.
whenever they saw that someone couldn't keep up anymore, they would stop and each other by taking their rocks for a while, even Alis would help out.
the two assisting branch soul masters of the group, Ning Rongrong and Oscar had a harder time since their body wasn't used to fighting or hard exercises.
so they needed more help than others. their baskets were either nearly empty or completely empty since others would share their rocks.
as the scorching heat of the noon hit them right in the head, Oscar asked while panting heavily and sweating profusely while being barely able to continue :"which round is this?"
Tang San answered while being in the same state as him :"the ninth. hang in there, everyone."
the poor fatty of the group, Ma Hongjun limped a little as he gave up :"I can't... I can't do this anymore." and fell to the ground on his chest as he tried to catch his breath.
when he felt a few people standing in front of and blocking the sun as their shadows covered him, he smiled, thinking that they were going to help him.
but when he looked up, his smile fell as he saw the uniform of the Cang Hui school and panted while saying :"are you from Cang Hui School?"
the girl stood there while trying to look cool and shit with her arms folded as the boys made fun of Ma Hongjun :"finally, you're suffering."
they started kicking him and punching him as they insulted him :"you're like a dead dog. do you want a piece of bone?"
the female leader who seemed to be the same girl from when they were at the tavern looked at the group of Shrek students and began her monologue :"we've been waiting for you. are you exhausted now?"
the teenagers were indeed exhausted from not using soul power to not exercise while the two Alis were in a better condition but still panting a little as beads of sweat ran down their faces.
Ma Hongjun looked at them with dirt on his face :"guys, save me." but he was slammed to the ground by one of the boys who then stood up and put his leg on Ma Hongjun's back as he said smugly :"we've got the ugliest one.
let the second ugliest one save him." he said while pointing and then choosing Tang San as the started laughing :"if you defeat the four of us, I will release this pig."
{boy~ is it frustrating to write this...}
Altair smiled his signature smile with veins popping on his face and neck from them insulting his family :"as you wish, gahba."
and then he ran to the guy who was now standing in front of the group while posing to look cool. when he reached the guy who was surprised by his speed, he gave him an uppercut to his chin so hard that he went flying straight up while spinning!
he then moved to the next one as he threw jabs at his face so fast that the dumbass couldn't defend even with his arms in front of him!
and when he was too stunned and his head was spinning because of the hits, Ali kneed in the guts! lifting him up from the ground as he spat a mouthful of saliva as his arms moved down from his face to hold the area between his chest and stomach.
but just then, Altair took the chance and gave an uppercut straight to his nose! the idiot's back straightened forcibly by the punch and his face to the sky!
the last moron tried to attack Altair with a flying kick since he thought that he was distracted, but he clearly didn't know that Altair was a fighting genius!
so he was surprised when Altair dodged to the side with a mocking smile on his face as the flying kick landed on the idiot number two's face instead of on him!
the idiot number two landed on the ground with idiot number three looking at him with wide eyes of apology.
but it wasn't long lived since Altair took full advantage of his distraction and kicked him right in the gut from his side and lifting him so high from the ground that he did a full 180 with his legs!
but he wasn't done just yet, when the idiot's eyes rolled back into his head from the force and pain of the kick, Altair brought his own leg down and spun in place as he grabbed his legs then and spun again but didn't let go!
the reason for that was revealed when the idiot number one finally came down, but was greeted with idiot number three's face suddenly closing in on his face!
Altair used the idiot number three like a club or some shit so he could beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker!
the respect here, bro! but it wasn't just that. no, no no, it wasn't just that. when the two faces collided, their lips also did and they kissed upside down like spider man does to add to the humiliation!
but Altair didn't do that just for humiliating them... or probably did, but he also successful broke their noses since their noses hit each other's chin!
he finally let go of the moron number 3 who flew to a tree because of how hard Altair was spinning him, leaving moron number 1 still spinning in mid air because of how hard they hit other!
but Altair was gonna be kind to him and stop him from being nauseous for spinning so much. and how is gonna do that?
well, it's obviously by grabbing him in a way that his neck wouldn't snap and then grabbing his head to started kneeing his face multiple times so that he will know what the definition of ugly is whenever he will look at the mirror in the future!
no body messes with family! and now that he had messed with the family member by calling him ugly, he was gonna pay! {*nodding* Dom approves *nodding*}
Altair then locked his head under his armpit as he delivered Dean Ambrose's Dirty Deeds! and successfully immobilized him as he passed out from his head hitting the ground.
as Altair put his hand on the ground and lifted himself up fancily, a punch suddenly came from behind!
but surprisingly, Altair didn't dodge nor did he counter attack, he grabbed the wrist of the attacker who seems to be the leading girl of the group.
the girl struggled to get out of his iron grip :"ugh! let go of me! let go!" and tried to hit him with her other hand.
but unfortunately for her, Altair just moved the hand gripping her wrist and cought the other wrist too.
he then lowered her arms as he looked down at her threateningly. the girl trembled as she spoke while glaring at him and trying to act tough :"y-you... you can't hit me! I'm a girl! you can't a lady!"
Altair gave her his signature smile as he growled out :"oh gahba, you're one unlucky bitch. you know why?
cause I'm a guy who believes in equality, including gender equality. meaning I don't have a fucking problem in hitting men, women, children or elderly who act like a gahba like you!"
he then moved her arms a little further down with his left hand as he began to slap her left and right! after multiple slaps, her face was swollen like a pig!
she was crying now, of pain but mostly because the fact of how ugly she had become. Altair stopped as he gave her his signature smile :"so? have you learnt you lesson?"
she nodded repeatedly as she slurred out the words :"yesh, yesh! I'm shorry! pleashe leh me go!" it seems that she wasn't a complete moron, since she didn't fight back anymore.
and Altair in response :"good, good. now you can go and reflect on your actions and behavior after this!" and gave a hard punch right in the nose, surly breaking it and letting go of her wrist which made her go flying backwards!
Altair stood tall and proud as he declared :"I told you, gahba. I'm a Chad who believes in the equality of everyone and everything! and that means I believe in gender equality as well! and that punch at the end, was the special move of chads like me, the Fist Of Equality!"
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