"Pew pew pew, I'll shoot you dead, I'll shoot you dead..."
Liu Ping's house's front door was wide open.
In the courtyard, a crazy old lady was holding a pistol, thoroughly enjoying herself.
At a round table in the yard, a man wearing dark sunglasses sat peeling an orange, grinning as he watched the old lady's performance.
Liu Ping suddenly turned pale with fright, dashed over, and snatched the gun from the old lady's hand.
Then he furiously turned to the man, "How could you let my mom play with a gun? This is way too dangerous."
The man popped a wedge of orange into his mouth, shrugged off the admonishment with a laugh, "I think you're the more dangerous one here."
"The task you were given, you've completely botched it. What do you think I should do to punish you?"
Liu Ping's complexion kept changing as he turned to instruct his wife, "Help mom inside to rest first."
The pregnant woman hurriedly pulled the crazed old lady towards the main house, "Mom, let's go inside."