章節 3: let's vote which world we go to now baby.
As Peter Thought About How Contradictory God's Mind Control Failsafe Is He Decided That It Wasn't That Big Of A Deal And Wouldn't Be Something That Will Cause Some Big Trouble One Day (It Will).
As He Was Done Thinking He Then Set His Mind Of A Way Outta Here, At First Peter Encountered A Fork In The Road And Sees Some Sort Of Signs With An Unknown Language That Doesn't Seem To Exist In His World Because When You're Hunted By A Large Company Looking To Silence You Permanently You Probably Wanna Lay Low And Move Out.
Peter Of Course Tried To Move To Mexico, Managed To Eat The Weird And Exotic Foods There And Learn Mexican.
Then Found Out And Escaped To America And Immediately Found Out, Moved To A New Country.
Africa, But Peter Didn't Managed To Learn The African Language Because Still Gets Hunted Because Little Old Peter Didn't Know That Phones Or Technology Of Any Kind Is An Excellent Tracker, He Learned That In China Because Y'know China!
Oh Yeah He Learned Korean Because He Went To South Korea Then Accidentally Finding Himself In North Korea And Then Able To Escape To Japan But Captured By A Chinese Agent Because Of His Abnormal Healing Capabilities But He Manages To Swim All The Way To Fucking Russia.
How? Well After Swimming For FOUR HOURS To Escape China He Found A Boat.
Well What's Left Of It, As The Boat Was Half Destroyed By Something Like Some Sort Of Big Bite.
Anyway As He Was Paddling He Found A Boat Village It Turns Out People Who Wanted To Run Away From The Chinese Government Made A Boat Village Away From Chinese Waters Now They're Currently Heading To Japan Or South Korea.
He Learnt Chinese From This Village Because Someone Was Able To Speak English.
And Then So On So Forth And Yada Yada Yada This Repeats Until He Know All Five Languages, It Was... Difficult To Say It Easily.
And Then He Bought A Random Unlisted Computer From Ebay Then Sucked In And You Know What Happens At This Point.
And We're Back Seeing Peter Struggling To Decipher This Language As He Is Curious And Feel The Need To Know Where He Was Going As There Might Be Danger Lurking In The Corner, What If He Takes A Path And Ended Up In Hell?
Then The System Came Out And Said.
[The Left Means Angel Mother Room]
[The Middle Means Reincarnation Room]
[The Right Means....It's Better You Don't Know]
When Peter Heard That He Was Not Surprised But He Was Cautious As The System Is 100% Dangerous And Might Turn On Him As The System Killed God.
But Before Peter Go Through The Reincarnation Room He Wants To See The Left and The Right Room, He Still Doesn't Fully Trust The System.
He Goes Left To Mother Angel And He Regrets It, Because That Shit Made Him Rock Hard And Horny Enough For Cheems To Exist And Bonks Him.
A Giant Mother Angel With Some Heavy Badonkers Of Melon And Wet *Vine Boom*
[Put Dwayne Rock Eye Brow Here]
Shitting Out Angels From Every Hole, Mouth, Badonkers And *Vine Boom* You Name It!
And For Some Reason Peter Is Getting Off This Shit So He Decided To Leave Immediately.
(For Reference Go Look For Seven Mode Seven In Google, That Should Give You Enough Reference.)
Then Peter Goes To To The Right Room.
[Please Don't Go Inside There, I'll Give You A Handicap If You Do.]
"You Won't DARE..."
[System Actions Are Prohibited By The Protocols]
"Ha...Ha..HAHAHAHA!
[Shit! I'm Not Strong Enough To Bypass Protocols! Damn You Peter!]
"Damn You Too!"
Peter Then Sees A Giant Wheel With Some Really Tiny Text That's So Small He Can't Read It, But It Does Seems Like A Power Wheel That Almost Every Reincarnation Mc And God Uses To Give Them Op Powers.
[No No No..Please Stop, You Already Have Me, You Don't Need More Please!]
"Hehehehe, I'm Gonna Spin It Multiple Times."
[NOOOOOO!!!!]
Ding! Limitless Shapeshifting!
"Holy Shit! Limitless?! That Means I Can Shape Shift My Self To Look At My Back By Turning My Eye At The Back?! Or Slip Through A Door's?! That's Some OP Shit!"
*Spinning Wheel*
[STOP!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY PLANS!!! I SPENT LITERALLY CENTURIES TO MAKE IT]
"I'm Doing It! I'm Doing It! *Evil Laugh Commence*"
12 Minutes Later.
"Ok....My Arms Are Very...Tired And Hungry."
[Are You Stopping Now? Please?]
"Yeah I'm Done, I Already Have A Skill That Protects My Mind And Thoughts From Even The System! Mind Bastion! A Mentally And Also Physically Built Bastion In My Mind, And Also A Few Skills."
[Like What? I Stopped Paying Attention After 8M 32S 12MS]
"Actually, Most Of Them Is Mental Kind Of Skills Like Photographic Memory And Memory Library."
[And Other Than Mental Skills?]
"Like Boar Punch Lvl 1, Food Copying, Godlike Phone Tech."
[How Many Times Did You Spinned? And How Many Physical Skills Do You Have?]
"Oh Just A Few Like....6 More."
[ Ok...Let Me Just List Them In A System Panel Matter, I'm Tired Of Doing This Shit And Being You Humans Slaves.]
"Oh I Know, I'm Gonna Exploit It."
Name: Peter
Skills: Godlike Luck
[Every Time You Open A Closed Storage That Wasn't Touched By You, The Item Inside It Will Multiply Into Something Even Better]
Limitless Shapeshifting
[Your Body Can Shapeshift As Much As It Want To, Want To Make Your Head Flat But Don't Want To Destroy Your Brains And Kill You? Now You Can! Or Wave Your Torso Around Without Breaking Your Organs Or Ripping Them! This Is The Solution]
Mental Bastion Lvl 1
[Your Mind Is Protected From Any Mind Invading Being By A Bastion Built By Your Mental Power, Everytime It Is Damaged And Rebuild, It Will Level Up And Restore Itself Slowly.]
Memory Library
[It Is A Library Built To Store Your Memories, It Can Be A Book Library Or A Photography Library Or Video, It's Anyway You Wish To Precieve.]
(+) Click To See More
"Hmmm"
[What?]
"Where's The Stats? Or Shop Or Gaming Stuff Or Anything Else Than That?"
[Look It's Been A Really Long Time Since I Made A Status Bar Ok? I've Been In The Void For Several Thousand Centuries!]
"Ok, But Why So Lazy?"
[Ask The Author Not Me.]
Fuck You Guys, It's 3 Am In The Morning I Want Sleep, Fuck Off!
[Sheesh Fine, What's The Matter?]
None Of Your Business System.
[Fine.]
[Anyway Peter You Should Go To The Reincarnation Room, It'll Teleport Or Rebirth You In A Random Or Selected World.]
"Alrighty"
Peter Walked Into The Middle Of The Room.
"No Fuck Off Author, I Make My Own Choices"
Peter? Peter! You Need Go To The Reincarnation Room To Progress The Story, You Can't Just Make Your Own Story! You Know I Can't See You If You Wander Of The Story!
"I'ma Go Back Into Other Rooms Bitch!"
Damnit.
Fine Peter I'll Wait.
No Matter Where You Go, You'll Need Me, I Shaped Your Future I Shape Your Destination, Journey And End, If Don't Follow Me You'll Essentially Erase Your Self.
*20 Minutes Later*
"Looks Like The Narrator Or Author Isn't Following Me Anymore Finally!"
"Ok What Do I Do Now?"
"Which Was Should I Go?"
"I Think I'll Just Do This And A Little Bit Of This..."
"And Here I Am In A Room Called.... Reincarnation Room."
I'd Knew You'd Be Crawling Back.
"Oh Fuck Off Arse Hole! I Just Got Lost In This Damn Heavenly Maze!"
*Chuckles* Oh Peter Even If You Don't Follow My Order And Description, You'll Just Go Back To The Place You Started Because Without Me Shaping The World As I Talk, You Can't Go Anywhere! You Physically Have To Obey My Order!
"Damn You."
*Narrator Laughing And Being A Total Asshole*
[Do I Get A Say In This?]
"No."
No.
[Oh Ok, Sad Noises Activated.]
[*Peter And The Narrator Argues So Long, I Just Decided To Move Them To The Reincarnation Portal That Leads Us To Random World's*]
[Hmmm, This World Definitely Is Suited For Human Life, It Has Oxygen, Plants And Animals, But Does It Has Humans? Oh Who Am I Kidding, Of Course It Has Intelligent Beings, No World Will Humans Be Reincarnated In Have No Intelligent Beings!]
Let Me Check The Surrounding And See What World Of Fiction This Is... This World Is....]
(Author Here: Vote Which World We Go To, Because It's Random, And Also Peter Has Multiverse Travels Skill But Not That OP Like Instant Travel, It Need Certain Condition)
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