章節 104: The Waifu Evaluations.

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Totsuka Saika: H-hello, good evening everyone! Today w-we're going to look closely into Hachiman's current l-love life in O-Orario! With us today, are several judges of great insight into Hachiman's love life! They're all going to talk of their most favored contestants and explain why they think their contestant is going to win! F-first up is Komachi-san!

Komachi Hikigaya: Hey, everyone! Hello, hello! As my hinedere Onii-chan's best Imouto, I can tell you right now that my call is the best one! Komachi-chan knows her brother the best! Ah, that was high in Komachi Points! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

Totsuka: A-ah, that was a great introduction, Komachi-chan! Well done!

Komachi: Aww, you're so nice, Totsuka-chan! I'll have you know that I'm rooting for you to take my big brother away too! (*¯︶¯*)

Totsuka: E-eh!? What do you mean by that!? Hachiman and I are just best friends!

Komachi: Well, with my hinedere Onii-chan's outlook, I'm willing to be open-minded! Besides, Totsuka-chan, you're so nice! My parents will totally be fine with you being their daughter-in-law! I want to stay the cutest in our family, but I can give that up for my Onii-chan! (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Totsuka: I-I'm the girl!? (;￣Д￣)

Komachi: Don't pretend you're not! Ganbare, Totsuka-chan! (ﾉ´ з `)ノ

Totsuka: M-moving on then! We still have two judges left to go! Alright then, go ahead, Miura-san!

Yumiko Miura: Hold on, what the hell is this? Why should I care about Hikio-whatever's love life? I've got better things to do, y'know!? ((╬◣﹏◢))

Totsuka: W-we need an impartial judge, Miura-san! You're very level-headed and neutral here! The neutral party that doesn't really care about Hachiman! You're very important!

Yumiko: Hmph! I suppose that's a decent reason! Fine then! As long as it's clear that I don't care about Hikio-whatever, I'll say my piece about his so-called love life! (`ー´)

Totsuka: T-thank you very much, Yumiko-san! I really appreciate your help! (≧◡≦)

Yumiko: I-it's fine, alright! I said that already! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Totsuka: Finally, we have our last judge! While Komachi-san is out to help her brother and Miura-san is a neutral party, our last judge is focused on—

Yukino Yukinoshita: This list is a composition of deviants without any sense of modesty and propriety. As expected of Hikigaya-kun, he attracts the very worst sort. This entire matter is completely and utterly facetious at best and a foolish exercise regarding a foolish notion at the very worst. (¬ ¬ )

Miura: …wow.

Komachi: *sniff* You care about Onii-chan so much, Yukino-chan! I'm really sorry you have to be here! .･ﾟﾟ･(／ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.

Totsuka: Ummm… Aha… Y-you sure know a lot of big words, Yukino-san.

Yukino: !!!

Totsuka: D-did I say something w-wrong?

Miura: Nah, I think you just said something right. Jeez. Seriously, I get why I'm here now. Let's get this show on the road. ヽ(ー_ー )ノ

Totsuka: Alright then, how about you go first, Komachi-san? Which of the girls in Hachiman's current life do you think needs to spend more time with him!

Komachi: Tiona-chan, of course! She's so nice, sweet, and she can keep my Onii-chan from being bullied! I can tell that she's not very responsible at the moment, but with Onii-chan at the helm, she'll be bringing home the bacon in no time! Onii-chan can live out his dream of being a househusband easy! She'll be a great Onee-sama because she's so fun!

Yukino: I must contend with that statement. (--_--)

Totsuka: Yukino-san, it's not time for—

Yukino: It is. (￣︿￣)

Totsuka: Okay. (⌒_⌒; )

Miura: (ノ_<.)

Komachi: I'm more than happy to let Yukino-chan have some of my time, Totsuka-chan. (°◡°♡)

Yukino: Thank you very much, Komachi-chan. Anyway, it's evident that if we're to look mainly for Hikigaya's preferences, the most prominent force would be Riviera Ljos Alf. Though her means to get affection are underhanded and unseemly, she most obviously meets the criteria of Hikigaya-kun's foolish dream of being a stay-at-home parent. Not only that, but it is obvious that the world will benefit most from him being as an advisor of sorts to her. Acting as a sort of deputy at her side, whenever he has time to spare from their children—

Miura: *whisper* When did children come into play?

Totsuka: *whisper* …I-I don't know…

Komachi: (°◡°♡)

Yukino: Excuse me, I am speaking. Please, consider this my "recommendation" as well, if we're so pressed for time. As I was saying, Ljos Alf-san is the most obvious choice for Hikigaya-kun if he must choose amongst the wanton women who throw themselves at him. "Lyon Ryuu" and "Lefiya Viridis" are both far more underhanded than her, without even the caution and pride she has, and so they are wholly inappropriate choices. Challia, though seemingly interested, seems to be taking her time. Only time will tell if she falls amongst their number, or is of more decent nature, or better yet isn't interested at all.

Miura: …you said this whole thing is worthless, but you obviously spent a lot time reading into these characters. (ノ_<.)

Yukino: A-an opinion without basis is a worthless one! I have supporting facts, correlating evidence, and so those who hear my words will believe me! Don't act as though I care for this triviality just because I didn't wish to appear foolish like yourself!

Miura: Hah!? What was that? What did you just say? (＃`Д´)

Totsuka: O-okay, it looks like it's time for a commercial! See you all when we get back! ＼(º □ ºl|l)/

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