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章節 435: There’s No Connection Between Being Bald and Being a Head Teacher!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 435 There's No Connection Between Being Bald and Being a Head Teacher!

One morning, Yoshiwara.

In Kawaki's room, Sogo and Kawaki sat side by side facing the monitor. Their eyes were fixed on the screen, and their fingers were constantly tapping the game controller.

"Boss, yesterday, when I was drinking with Kondo-san and Uncle Matsudaira, I heard a very interesting rumor." Sogo suddenly said.

"Is that so?" Kawaki answered casually, "Did that uncle's daughter get entangled by some hooligan again?"

"No, it's not that kind of unimportant thing." Sogo replied, "Speaking of which, Boss should also know about the Joui War from ten years ago. Yesterday, when that uncle was drunk, he told us an incredible secret."

"Is that so?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled, "But I'm not interested in that kind of thing. What I'm interested in now is just the game in front of me."

"That's really a pity," Sogo stared at the monitor in front of him and continued at the same time, "I thought the boss would be very interested. According to Uncle Matsudaira, Joui War has a few very powerful guys in the later stage. The Rampaging Noble - Katsura Kotarou, Leader of the Kiheitai - Takasugi Shinsuke, The Dragon of Katsurahama - Sakamoto Tatsuma, and the powerful but mysterious White Yaksha were called the Four Heavenly Kings in the later stages of the war."

"Hahaha, this nickname sounds like a group of problematic children." Kawaki smiled and said.

"That's what the world thinks," Sogo continued, "But yesterday after that uncle got drunk, he revealed another incredible secret. Behind those four people, there was an even more incredible monster... No, it should be a beast. Name, gender, age, all unknown."

"But there is no doubt that that person was even more active than those four people in the later part of the war. Even when facing thousands of Amanto armed with advanced weapons, he did not change his expression. I heard that in the war that he participated in, all the enemies were annihilated as if they were bitten by some terrifying beast. There were not many intact corpses left."

"Is that so? That sounds really scary," Kawaki replied casually, but then his pupils contracted, and he hurriedly shouted, "Sogo-kun, throw a cigarette! Six o'clock direction! About ten meters! Hurry up!"

"Yes---" After responding, Sogo controlled the game character to take out a smoke grenade from his backpack and throw it in the six o'clock direction.

"It's over!"

As he shouted, Kawaki's hand speed suddenly soared, and the expression on his face became serious. After a series of cracking sounds, the game ended.

"Phew~" Kawaki put down the game controller and said with some joy, "It's really a good victory. Does Sogo-kun want to drink something?"

After that, Kawaki got up and walked to the refrigerator in the corner of the room.

"Cola is fine." Sogo put down the game controller and moved his shoulders a little. He then glanced in Kawaki's direction.

...

"Ha----" Kawaki gulped down half a can of coke in one go and let out a comfortable cry, "It's really not bad. A cup of iced coke after an intense battle~"

"You're right, boss." Sogo put down the cola in his hand and laid down on the floor with his hands on his head, "Speaking of which, Boss's place is really nice. It's much better than places like the Shinsengumi. There's no shortage of women, money, and games, and there aren't that many disputes. It's really a good place to relax."

"Ahahaha, Sogo-kun is also at the age where he is interested in women?"

"I've always been very interested. Speaking of which, do men who are not interested in women really exist in this world?" Sogo asked, "They don't exist, right?"

"That makes sense." Kawaki supported his chin with his hand and nodded.

"Boss, let's go back to the topic just now." Sogo stared blankly at the ceiling above his head and continued unhurriedly, "That uncle said that that guy seems to be able to subvert the entire country by himself."

"Really? That's really scary."

"If there really is such a guy, I also want to see him." Sogo's face showed some regret. He sighed and said, "I really wanted to try competing with that kind of person, but I decided not to. If I were killed, I would be very distressed."

"Indeed, I will also be very distressed," Kawaki nodded, then raised his index finger and narrowed his eyes. He smiled and continued, "It's rare to meet someone with a compatible personality like Sogo-kun. I would be very sad if he died."

Sogo continued, "After that, Uncle was so drunk and fell on the table. But he said vaguely that the person was now in Edo. This secret that only a few of the real rulers in Bakufu knew. The person they feared was now somewhere in Edo."

"Really?!" Kawaki used his hands to protect his chest and said in horror.

"Ah, it seems to be true." As he said that, Sogo suddenly sat up, "But this morning, Uncle suddenly ran to Shinsengumi's settlement and said that yesterday was just a drunken talk after drinking too much. He also emphasized that the Shinsengumi should not do stupid things that have no results at all. However, this was too strange, that uncle would never behave like that."

As he spoke, Sogo cupped his hands and continued to analyze, "He suddenly treated us to a drink like a boss rewarding his subordinates. He drank until he was dead drunk. After getting drunk and saying those words, he denied it the next day. Is he... trying to remind us of something?"

Sogo raised his head and looked straight into Kawaki's eyes, "He actually wants to remind us that the person is right next to us. That person who is even more dangerous than Takasugi and Katsura is right beside us. Or does he want us to get an answer from that person for him?"

"Now that I think about it, no matter how I look at it, it should be the latter possibility. After all, if it was someone with power like that. No matter how careful Shinsengumi was, they wouldn't be able to withstand such a person getting serious, right? So, the biggest problem now is to figure out what exactly that uncle wants us to ask for him. Is that so? Boss..."

"Eh? Is that so?" Kawaki asked with a puzzled face, and then praised, "As expected of Sogo-kun. His brain is really smart. If it was me, I would probably forget all this after drinking."

"Boss..."

"Sogo-kun," Kawaki interrupted Sogo. Then, he slowly got up and went to the window. He looked at the guests and women coming up from the streets with a gentle expression, "What do you think of this country? Or if Sogo-kun were that person and had the power to subvert this country, what would you do and think?"

Sogo pointed to the ceiling and replied without thinking, "Kill all those people who are pointing fingers at this country."

"Truth?"

"Kill Hijikata and become Shinsengumi's deputy chief," Sogo replied honestly.

"It does seem like Sogo-kun's style," Kawaki smiled and said, "Maybe that person also thinks so. He just wants to live a normal life. So I think that Sogo-kun and Shinsengumi don't need to panic. That person may not do anything."

"I see..." After saying this, Sogo stood up and turned around to walk slowly to the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and waved his hand without looking back, "Then I'll leave first, boss. If Hijikata finds out about skipping the morning shift, he'll be chatting about it again."

"That, Sogo-kun," Kawaki pointed at the back of Sogo's head and could not help but remind him, "Well... Before that, I think you should rest for a few days first. Maybe it's because you haven't had a good rest recently, your hair..."

"Hair? What happened to my hair?" Sogo turned his head and reached out to touch his head, "It's very normal. What happened?"

"No, that situation is really not normal," Kawaki thought of the back of Sogo's head, which was almost completely bald and could not help but twitch the corner of his mouth, "It's almost... completely bald..."

"Bald? How is that possible? At my age..."

Before he finished speaking, Sogo saw a large handful of hair in his hand, and he suddenly felt bad.

"Well, if you can, you can touch the back of your head again..." Kawaki suggested tentatively, then pointed to the seat where Sogo was originally sitting, "In fact, your hair has been falling since you entered the door, but... thinking that Sogo-kun might know it himself, so I did not say it..."

Hearing this, Sogo expressionlessly turned his head to look at where he was originally seated. At the same time, he reached out and touched the back of his head. When he saw the pile of hair that was lying on the ground and felt that there were only a few sparse hairs on the back of his head, Sogo rolled his eyes and directly fell to the ground.

"Sogo-kun!"

...

"Well, Sogo-kun, actually no one would have thought of this kind of thing." Kawaki looked at Sogo, who was hugging his legs and curling up into a ball in front of him. He comforted him, "But! Maybe it came a little early, so you had to straighten your chest and accept it! After all, a large number of people will become bald after a certain age! That's right! In a sense, baldness is also a part of human life. It's a necessary stage! It's common to see that life would be incomplete without baldness! Basically, not a single head teacher could escape the fate of having sparse hair before the age of forty! So cheer up! Being a head teacher at the age of eighteen is already a big deal! This is the first time I've seen it!"

"Boss... becoming bald has no connection with becoming a head teacher," Sogo retorted weakly, "Being bald has never been a necessary experience in life."


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章節 436: Stress Causes Us to Be Bald and We Are Helpless...

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 436 Stress Causes Us to Be Bald and We Are Helpless...

"So the children nowadays really can't stand a single blow." Kawaki spread out his hands and shook his head. He closed his eyes and sighed, "When we were at Sogo's age, we would never be troubled by these things. The only thing that troubled us was how to fill our stomachs for the next meal."

"Boss, you really don't have the trouble of losing your hair at the age of eighteen...hehe...hehe..."

"I can't take it anymore. My eyes are starting to lose their focus." Kawaki squatted down and reached out to pinch Sogo's face, "He has already started to completely escape from reality. Sogo-kun, Sogo-kun? Wake up, don't be defeated by that kind of thing, Sogo-kun!"

Just as he finished speaking, the sound of something falling to the ground suddenly came from the floor behind Kawaki.

Hearing this, Kawaki turned around and looked at the floor behind him. He saw a familiar orange-red thing that seemed to be on the back of his head, lying quietly on the floor.

He touched the back of his head and felt that the most important thing was gone. After a long silence, Kawaki directly hugged his head and shouted at the sky,

"My charm point!!!!!"

...

When Tsukuyo pushed open the door of Kawaki's room, what she saw was the following scene - Kawaki and Sogo were squatting on the ground beside the wall, their heads lowered with no expression on their faces, and also fell into the shadow of depression. There were only a few strands of hair left on their heads.

Moreover, it seemed to be infected by the two of them. The entire room was filled with a strong dark aura.

"Sogo-kun, do you see the river ahead?" Kawaki whispered, "The river bank on the opposite side seems peaceful and full of flowers. I really want to go there..."

"I saw it, boss. I also saw that my hair follicles were waving to me." Sogo's eyes were dull as he whispered, "Let's go over together, let's go on the boat..."

"You're right. It's better to go over there instead of being like this." The corners of Kawaki's mouth twitched, and his eyes were lifeless as he continued, "After all, I can't be the main character in this state. I should go over there and play with everyone... Hehe, hehe..."

"Hey, pull yourself together you two." Tsukuyo while gently pinching her kiseru, walked over, standing behind the two of them, and reminding them.

"Ah, it's Tsukki." Kawaki slowly turned his head and glanced at Tsukuyo with lifeless eyes. Then, he turned back and whispered something, "We're fine, we're just here to express condolences for what we lost...hehehe...Also, don't worry. I will go to the dinner party. After all, I have become a head teacher. As long as the head teacher does his job, what is the job of the head teacher? Just go and socialize, right? Or should I just accept the fate of becoming a bald man, hehehe..."

"Yes, after all, it's rare to see a head teacher at this age..." Sogo continued in a very low voice, "At this age, people will praise them for being young and promising, ahhahaha..."

"What a useless man. They can't even take this blow. Aren't the two of you an S?" Tsukuyo gently puffed out a smoke and said with a look of disdain.

"S of S is the S in glass," Sogo replied in a low voice. "S heart is actually like glass..."

"You're right..."

Looking at the two people who had completely fallen into depression, Tsukuyo held her forehead and shook her head helplessly. Then, she turned around and walked to the table in the living room. She picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. At the same time, she took out a small medicine bottle with the words "Hair Growth" written on it from her sleeve.

After doing all of this, Tsukuyo directly turned around and walked toward the door while smoking.

...

The voice of THE EDO's male host came from the TV.

[We have a report from the scenes. Ana Ketsuno? Ana Ketsuno...]

[Yes, this is Ketsuno reporting live from the scene.] Ana Ketsuno's voice came, [The sudden outbreak of hair loss in the Kabukicho has been resolved...]

Hearing this, Kawaki and Sogo instantly turned around and stared at Ana Ketsuno who wore a gas mask on the TV.

[...After investigation, it has been confirmed that the cause was a virus brought by an Amanto from Planet Namihei. The Bakufu is distributing a special cure after identifying the virus.]

"Boss!" Sogo shouted.

"Alright! Let's go to the hospital now!" Kawaki instantly stood up and shouted.

[As you can see, an extremely long line has formed for the cure. However, the Bakufu has announced that their supply will soon run out, and they will need three months to produce enough for everybody infected.]

"Three months..." Kawaki widened his eyes and looked at the TV in disbelief, "This situation will last for three months...A protagonist will be in this state for three months?"

Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly glanced at the bottle of medicine on the table. At the same time, Sogo also noticed it. In an instant, their auras changed, and they rushed toward the bottle of medicine on the table at the same time.

"Kid, just wait for three months!" Kawaki pressed down on Sogo's head and fixed him on the spot, "Let me, the protagonist, recover first!"

As he spoke, Kawaki directly grabbed the bottle of medicine.

"No, the boss just said that baldness is a necessary stage in a human's life!" Sogo stretched out his foot and directly tripped Kawaki to the ground, "Speaking of which, the boss is already good enough at his age! If you work a little harder, it's very common to become a head teacher at this age!"

After saying that, Sogo passed over Kawaki and reached out his hand to the bottle of medicine on the table. At the same time, he thought to himself, 'Success!'

"No!" Kawaki, who had fallen to the ground, reached out and grabbed Sogo's leg. Sogo lost his balance and directly fell to the ground. Kawaki instantly got up and threw himself at the bottle of medicine.

"I am a lazy person! Even at the age where my teeth are off, I am only a small employee at most! I know Sogo-kun's dream! You want to be Shinsengumi's deputy chief at this age! It is almost the same as a head teacher!"

"No, that can only be regarded as a vice head at best!" Sogo stood up, hugged Kawaki, gritted his teeth, and shouted, "It has nothing to do with the head teacher or anything like that!"

"Bastard, in the end, it's you who brought the virus from outside, right?" Kawaki gritted his teeth, "Wait three more months!"

"No, I was infected by the boss!" Sogo refused to let go.

"The two of you, calm down," Tsukuyo said from the door, "Just share that special cure."

"Huh? Really?" Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo, who was leaning against the door, puzzled.

"Yes." Tsukuyo nodded lightly.

"If that's the case, both of us can be saved." Kawaki turned to look at Sogo behind him, "So, Sogo-kun, let go of me quickly. I will share it with you."

After thinking for a while, Sogo shook his head and replied, "No, let me do it. I will leave some for you."

"No, let me do it! It will be very fair to split it into two parts!"

"No, it is better for me to do it! Even the bottle will be cut in half!"

"No, let me do it! I will even split the label in half!"

"Boss! I already told you to let me do it!"

"No, let me do it!"

...

Looking at the two people arguing again, Tsukuyo helplessly lowered her head and shook it. After sighing, she turned around and left again.

...

This chaotic battle only came to an end at night...

Kawaki and Sogo, whose hair had regrown, were lying on the messy floor of the room, panting.

Suddenly, Sogo couldn't help but laugh and said, "Ah, it's really interesting."

"No, I can't tell at all," Kawaki replied with a look of disdain.

"I'm referring to you, boss. It's really interesting."

"Indeed, when I went to Hanamachi in the past, women always said that." Kawaki sat up and nodded honestly.

Sogo, "..."


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