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章節 396: The Fun of Card Games Is That You Never Know What Card You Will Draw Next

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 396 The Fun of Card Games Is That You Never Know What Card You Will Draw Next

As soon as the host finished speaking, a smiling female staff wearing a light green yukata pushed a half-height small cart covered with red cloth and slowly came to the host's side.

The staff gently picked up the opaque metal cover on the cart, and the items inside were revealed - a bag of potato chips with Otsuu's image printed on it and a plate of heart-shaped potato chips on the side for display.

"This is what we will be using today!" The host explained in a timely manner, "Otsuu chips! ....Otsuu chips. Chips that aren't selling very well, or quite frankly, they aren't selling at all. We will have a card battle using the bonus cards that come with these chips!"

"A-A card battle?!" Shinpachi's body was in bad shape.

"The rules are very simple." The host picked up a card and continued, "These cards have images of Otsuu-chan in various poses. The cards have been assigned AP(Attack Powers) and DP(Defense Powers)."

"Why would idol cards have attack power and defense power?!?" Shinpachi complained with all his might.

"We will place them on this live stage...And you will fight through these holograms of Otsuu-chan!!"

"Why is fighting even involved?! And between two Otsuu-chan?!" Shinpachi complained crazily.

The host completely ignored Shinpachi's complaint and continued to introduce the rules of the competition, "Each player will be given 2000 life points. For each turn, you will each use a card, and the corresponding number of life points will be spent. The team whose life points reach zero first loses!!"

At this time, Shinpachi found that there was a duel disk on his arm! It was similar to the one in the YU**OH! At this time, Shinpachi realized that this was prepared by the organizers in advance! It was just that he had not noticed it before!

At the same time, Shinpachi also found that there were two real virtual reality systems appearing on the ground in front of him and Toshiro! It was really not unexpected at all! It was like something suddenly appeared in this scene that wasn't there in the previous scene. It was like it was already there!

"By the way, we won't be providing any cards!" The host continued, "As fans, you naturally have these cards on your person. The cards you have on you right now will be your playing hand!"

'N-Not good!' Shinpachi thought with a face full of sweat, 'I don't have a single one of those cards! Hell, I never even knew they were being sold! And didn't that bag say it was Indian Corn-poop flavored?! Are those even edible?!'

'... No, wait. Hijikata-san couldn't possibly have any of these cards....' Shinpachi thought about it again, and at the same time, he turned his eyes to Toshiro.

"Please set your cards and shuffle!" The host shouted.

At the same time, Shinpachi found that Toshiro had taken out a thick stack of cards and put them into the duel disk. After shuffling, he drew five cards!

"H-Hijikata-san!!" Shinpachi was in a bad mood. His face was full of black lines and his voice began to tremble, "Why do you have it? And there are so many of them!"

'That Hijikata-san... That Hijikata-san whose selling point is his ruthlessness... actually has so many Otsuu cards!' Shinpachi's heart was full of surprise.

'Even if I have to resort to any means, I will take myself back!' Toshiro's face was full of seriousness. Then, he gently raised the corner of his mouth and thought, 'It is impossible to become the overlord of otakus with half-informed awareness!'

'Hijikata-san...what a photogenic obsession,' Shinpachi thought to himself, 'Not good. Without a card, I can't fight!'

At this moment, the host announced the start of the third and final battle, and at the same time, it signaled the official start of the competition.

At this critical moment, Shinpachi thought of something and quickly turned to shout at Gintoki below the stage, "Gin-san! Go to the store! Go and buy a lot of Otsuu chips!"

Gintoki nodded, then turned around and rushed out, leaving only one sentence, "Wait!"

"Hmph, you really didn't bring any cards as expected. It's too late to try and assemble a deck now!!" Toshiro snorted and then picked one out of the five cards in his hand, "I have a complete set up to the third series of Otsuu chips! I'll finish this before you get any cards!!"

As he said that, Toshiro threw the card he had selected and inserted it into the virtual reality system on the ground in front of him. He then shouted, "This is my card!"

"The first to make a move is Tsusengumi's Otaku Tosshi!" The host who became the referee shouted, "His card is! Sentimental Five Minutes Before Curtain."

As soon as the host finished speaking, the virtual reality system in front of Toshiro sent out a card introduction: [Sentimental Five Minutes Before Curtain - Otsuu in her dressing room right before the beginning of a concert. She's a nervous wreck. She will indiscriminately attack anyone if given the opportunity. (Especially Kimura.) AP: 460, DP: 3]

"What kind of card is that?! You've revealing way too much stuff people don't want to hear about an idol! And who the hell is Kimura?!" Shinpachi complained crazily.

"As expected of Otaku Tosshi. He used a card with extremely strong attack power from the beginning!" The host once again perfectly ignored Shinpachi's complaint.

At this time, Toshiro's card gradually appeared. Then, they saw Otsuu-chan, who was wearing a very cute green yukata and holding a guitar in her hand. The translucent Otsuu-chan slowly appeared in the virtual reality system in front of Toshiro.

However, soon after, Otsuu-chan's hologram solidified in an instant. But, her appearance had also changed, and she became a somewhat stout aunt. Even her voice has become another person.

"Don't come into my dressing room without permission!!" [Otsuu-chan] shouted with an unhappy face. At the same time, she raised her guitar and threw it at Shinpachi.

Shinpachi, who had not expected to be directly attacked, could not dodge in time and could only lie down to avoid the attack.

"Why is a hologram attacking a real person?!" Shinpachi raised his head with lingering fear and complained.

However, [Otsuu-chan] did not stop what she was doing and continued to swing the guitar in her hand.

Seeing this, Shinpachi could only dodge in panic and complain with all his might, "And who the hell is she?! This doesn't look anything like the original! She looks like a totally different person!"

Looking at Shinpachi who was being chased around by [Otsuu-chan] on the stage, the host raised the microphone and reminded, "Shimura-san is completely helpless against the hologram Otsuu! It's Shimura-san's turn. If he doesn't deal with it quickly, his LP will be greatly reduced!"

Just as Shinpachi was being chased by [Otsuu-chan] and jumping up and down without any countermeasures, Gintoki's voice suddenly came from below the stage.

"Shinpachi!" Gintoki, who was running over with a pile of Otsuu chips, picked up a bag and threw it directly at Shinpachi.

"Gin-san! You've made it in time!" Shinpachi, who received the potato chips, responded. Then he took off the card bag on the back of the potato chips and tore open the package, "I don't have time to choose a card, so just use this one and go for it!!"

With that, Shinpachi threw the card that he had not had time to look at into the virtual reality system in front of him.

In a dazzling golden light, Shinpachi's card gradually showed up. A figure appeared in the light.

"This... this card is..." The host looked at the figure gradually showing up and shouted, "It's KIM! KIM the bass player!"

Looking at the dull-faced character in front of him, who was dressed in green clothes and even had green hair, Shinpachi's entire face began to twitch, "Who the hell is this?!"

[KIM the bass player. A member of Otsuu's backing band, which supports Otsuu behind the scenes. The bass player who also occasionally plays the castanets.]

"Why does it feel like I draw a pointless plain card?!" Shinpachi shouted a little crazily, but then he thought of something and asked, "What about the attack power? Does it have some kind of special ability?!"

[The mole on his face occasionally vanishes, but he's an enigmatic figure who remains silent when asked about it. (And his real name isn't KIM, but Chutaro Kimura.)]

"Isn't it that Kimura?!" Shinpachi madly complained, "Isn't it the Kimura who was used as a punching bag by Otsuu-chan just now?! The mole was obviously removed by Otsuu-chan, right?!"

"This card is a support card that has neither attack nor defense!" The host explained, "Its effect is to piss off all Otsuu cards in the field and double their attack power! The Sentimental Five Minutes Before Curtain's attack power doubled to 920!"

"Hey, what's with the mole?" [Otsuu-chan] looked at Kimura in front of Shinpachi with her veins popping out, "Is it some kind of switch? It's a damn eyesore!"

Without waiting for Shinpachi to react, [Otsuu-chan] rushed over. Her fist then smashed on [Kazuki]'s face.

[Kimura], along with Shinpachi behind him, was smashed to the ground at the same time by this punch, and only stopped after sliding a few meters on the ground.

"Shimura-san, what a regrettable mistake!" The host continued, "He ended up using a support card to double the attack power of his opponent's card! He has lost nearly half of his life points!"

"Shinpachi!" Kagura, who had two small mustaches and a black eye patch on her left eye, was currently cosplaying a certain character in Tomorrow's Joe(Ashita no Joe) as she shouted at Shinpachi while eating potato chips.

"What are you doing, fool?!" Gintoki, who was dressed in the same outfit, clenched his fists and shouted exaggeratedly, "You gotta throw inside punches! Have you already burned out?! Bastard!!"


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章節 397: A Character Relationships Maintained With Money Are Very Fragile!

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"And this support card, [KIM the Bass Player], lasts for five turns!"

Upon hearing the host's words, Shinpachi quickly got up and came to the expressionless [Kimura] who was sitting on the virtual reality system, and pushed him hard.

"Hey! Scram! Kimura, you bastard!" Shinpachi shouted loudly while pushing.

"If Shimura-san is attacked by a card with double attack power in the next turn, he has no chance of victory!" The host continued to shout.

At this moment, Toshiro chuckled and drew a card again to fill the card that was used in the first round.

"As if double attack power was all you had to worry about. My turn!" Toshiro chuckled. At the same time, he chose the cards he needed for this round among the five cards in his hand, "I'll teach you how you're supposed to use support cards!"

"This is my next card!" As he spoke, Toshiro threw the card into the virtual reality system in front of him.

"Oh! This card is..." The host shouted exaggeratedly, "It's... [That Day of the Month!](Menstruation Period)."

"That Day of the Month: Aggravate all female cards and triple their attack powers. However, you cannot play a card the next turn."

"Which day is [That Day of the Month]?!" Shinpachi crazily complained, "Is this really an idol card game?! And is it actually okay to show this on TV?!"

As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, [Otsuu-chan] in front of Toshiro began to gradually swell due to the effect of the [That Day of the Month] support card!

"Otaku Tosshi has added [That Day of the Month] to an [Otsuu-chan] already irritated by [KIM the Bass Player] to leave her in the worst possible mood!!!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, [Otsuu-chan] roared, and in the blink of an eye, her entire body, which had expanded to several meters high, was emitting a very dangerous aura!

"Her attack power is now 2760! What a terrifying value!" The host continued, "Shimura-san will definitely be defeated if he takes this blow head-on!"

At this time, Shinpachi finally reacted. He hugged his head and shouted in panic, "Ah! If I don't do something..."

"Shinpachi! I'll give you Otsuu chips again!" Gintoki shouted as he threw a few bags of potato chips at Shinpachi on the stage. At the same time, Kagura also threw two bags of potato chips.

In a hurry, Shinpachi had no time to think. He could only place his hopes in them. He quickly picked up a bag of potato chips and took off the card bags behind the bag one by one and opened them up.

"Come out! Good cards, come out for me!" Shinpachi begged. However, after taking apart all four card bags, Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

Because... all four cards are [KIM the Bass Player]!

After looking at the four cards in his hands for a long time, Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said slowly, "Gin-san, are these really Otsuu chips? Did you make a mistake and turn it into Kimura chips?"

"Shinpachi!" Gintoki pointed at the bag of potato chips that had not been opened behind Shinpachi and shouted, "You can only hold five cards in your hand, so just bet on the last one!"

Shinpachi reacted and quickly picked up the bag of potato chips that he hadn't had the time to open and removed the card bag. At the same time, he silently prayed in his heart, 'Otsuu card! Come out, Otsuu card! I want to draw an Otsuu card too! As long as I have an Otsuu card, I can resist the effects of [KIM the Bass Player] and [That Day of the Month] and fight that monster!'

"It is useless!" Toshiro shouted, "With your little tricks, it is absolutely impossible to resist this attack! Go! [That Day of the Month] Otsuu!!"

As soon as Toshiro finished speaking, the enlarged version of [Otsuu-chan] in front of him raised its similarly gigantic guitar and smashed down in Shinpachi's direction.

At this time, Shinpachi had just opened the card bag and had not even had the time to take a look at what card it was, but it was too late to think, and there was no other card to choose from!

'I can only bet on this card!' Looking at the guitar that was about to land on his body, Shinpachi inserted the card in his hand into the virtual reality system in front of him without hesitation! At this moment, Shinpachi closed his eyes and began to pray for a miracle in his heart!

At the same time, [Otsuu-chan]'s attack finally fell!

After a loud boom, the air was filled with smoke.

"Hit! Completely hit! Shimura took the 2760 attack power from the front!" The host shouted.

"Hmph, the victor has been decided." A relaxed smile appeared on Toshiro's face.

However, as the smoke gradually dispersed and Toshiro looked at the scene on Shinpachi's side, the relaxed smile on Toshiro's face instantly disappeared, replaced by a look of disbelief.

He saw [Kamura] standing in front of Shinpachi intact. He raised the bass in his hand above his head and struggled to block [Otsuu-chan]'s guitar!

"No... impossible, you..." Toshiro muttered in disbelief, "Why... are you... still over there!"

Shinpachi, who had just opened his eyes, was also in disbelief.

"Oh! The support card [KIM the Bass Player] took the hit for Shimura-san!" The host explained in surprise.

"No... impossible," Toshiro was still in disbelief, "How could a support card like you enter combat? Much less endure a 2760 attack power hit!"

At this moment, Shinpachi suddenly discovered that a small black ball fell from the body of [Kimura] and fell to the floor.

"That... that is..." Looking at the small black ball on the ground, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something. He quickly looked at the [Kimura] in front of him again, "Could it be...!"

At this time, everyone finally realized that the black mole on [Kimura]'s nose had disappeared! Fresh blood was slowly flowing out from the black mole's original position and dripping down his cheek onto the ground!

At the same time, Shinpachi also discovered the card that had been inserted into the virtual reality system before he could take a closer look.

[Separator: A support card that only works on [KIM the Bass Player]. Sacrifice the mole to withstand one attack from an Otsuu-chan.]

Seeing [Kimura] slowly fall down after losing his mole to block an attack, Shinpachi quickly stood up and took two steps forward to stand behind him.

"K-KIM-san!" Shinpachi shouted.

"[KIM the Bass Player] actually sacrificed his mole to protect the Shimura-san!" The host shouted.

At the same time, [Otsuu-chan] also gradually recovered to its original size because of the end of the round and the disappearance of [That Day of the Month] effect.

"How... how is this possible..." Toshiro was still a little shocked and thought angrily, 'He actually still has such a move!'

"Because of the effect of [That Day of the Month], Otaku Tosshi can't use a card in his next round!" The host continued, "Is the situation reversed in one breath?!"

"'KIM-san, hang in there." Shinpachi crouched down and helped up the figure that was gradually becoming blurry.

[Kimura] opened his eyes and looked at Shinpachi in front of him. He said weakly, "Avenge my mole... Help me..."

Before he could finish speaking, [Kimura] closed his eyes and tilted his neck.

"KIM-san! You just lost your mole! Hang in there!" Shinpachi quickly shook the [Kamura] in his arms and shouted, "Why?! I don't get it! You just lost your mole and then you die?!"

"Okay, it's Shimura-san turn again! He can't let this chance slip away!" The host continued, "He must draw a good card by any means..."

Hearing this, Shinpachi raised his head and looked at Toshiro who was facing him. He analyzed in his heart, 'Hijikata-san is in a completely defenseless state where he can't even use a support card. If you want to beat him, you can only take advantage of this time!'

While thinking about this, Shinpachi picked up the bag of potato chips that Gintoki had just thrown at him, took out the card bag, and opened it.

'I beg you! Otsuu card! This time, I will definitely get an Otsuu card!' Shinpachi kept praying in his heart.

"Please! Come out!" As he shouted, Shinpachi inserted the card that he still couldn't take a look at into the virtual reality system.

After a long time of glaring golden light, a character gradually appeared.

Looking at the person in front of him in the virtual reality system, who looked like [Kimura] but mole-less and had changed from green clothes to purple clothes and purple hair, Shinpachi was stunned.

"It's KIYOSHI! [Kiyoshi the Drummer]!" The host introduced.

"I got another worthless-looking one!" Shinpachi shouted.

[Kiyoshi the Drummer: A member of Otsuu's backing band, which supports Otsuu behind the scenes. This drummer also occasionally plays the tambourine. He used to be close with [KIM the Bass Player], but they got in a fight the other day when someone ate an extra slice of pizza, and they're looking for an opportunity to make up.]

"Who cares about that? Go to the backstage and talk. Don't bring it to the game!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and complained.

[If you have a pizza card, they'll make up and have a session.]

"Like I said who cares!"

[Or if you have a cash card, they'll become even closer than they were before.]

"Don't use money to settle it!" Shinpachi shouted, but just as he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that the originally unconscious [Kimura] had once again stood up and stood next to [Kiyoshi].

After a long silence, [Kiyoshi] slightly turned his face and glanced at [Kimura].

"What? What are you looking at?" [Kimura] said expressionlessly.


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