章節 298: All the Unsatisfactory Things in This World Are Basically Your Own Fault!
However, Toshiro suddenly thought of something. The smile on his face suddenly froze. He raised his head and muttered, "Ah, oh no, the line that Kondo wrote... I forgot to delete it."
Kawaki / Gintoki / Kondo, "..."
...
The four of them sat side by side under the eaves of the house, all with their heads down and their faces expressionless. Suddenly...
"Gin-san! Kawaki-san! Look at this reply!"
Before Shinpachi appeared, an excited voice was heard.
(PS: Don't ask why the reply was so quick, ask the power of science and technology.)
"This is bad. I want nothing to do with it. Nothing." Gintoki covered his ears and muttered.
"Me neither!" Kondo's face was full of black lines. He covered his ears with both hands and looked at Toshiro beside him. He said in resentment, "It's Toshi. It's all Toshi's fault!"
"You're the one who started this, Kondo. It's not my problem!" Toshiro shouted in a low voice with white eyes.
"You guys, calm down!" Kawaki crossed his arms and looked calm and composed. He said indifferently, "It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter even if Shinpachi is scolded to death! Even if she said to never meet again, it doesn't matter! The other party is [Beep—] blood type! He won't be happy to be with that kind of woman! In this way, we also saved the life of a teenager!"
"That's right! The other party is [Beep—] blood type!" Gintoki praised, "We can be considered to have contributed a lot, right?"
"That's right, it doesn't matter even if he is now resentful. In the future, he will definitely thank me, his brother-in-law!" Kondo nodded without any objections.
"You... you're right..." Toshiro laughed awkwardly.
At this time, Shinpachi's figure finally appeared. He held a letter and shouted excitedly as he ran.
"I did it! I finally succeeded! Urara said she wanted to meet me!"
Hearing this, Kawaki and the other three all had expressions of doubt on their faces.
...
[I'm so happy that you're concerned about my sister as though she's your own sister. I would love for you and my sister to meet. I'll be going to Edo with her, so let's definitely meet.]
Kawaki and the other three gathered together and read the reply that Shinpachi received.
"Ah~ I didn't expect to meet her so soon, I didn't expect it at all~" Shinpachi stood behind the crowd and said with a happy face. Then he bowed to the four people, "One should always have a senpai who can teach you about life~ Really~."
"Hey, what's going on here?" Gintoki murmured, "She received that kind of letter and said she want to meet...Could it be, now way..."
Kawaki, Gintoki, Toshiro, Kondo, 'She's turned on, too?'
"No! Absolutely not!" Kondo directly grabbed the letter and tore it into pieces.
"Kondo-san, what are you doing?!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him.
"Absolutely not! 16 years old and turned on?! As a brother-in-law, I will never allow it!"
"You are not my brother-in-law! Besides, you're the one who's turned on the most!" Shinpachi retorted.
"At least twenty years old! If you want to get turned on, you have to wait until you are twenty years old!" Kondo stared with big red eyes and roared.
"Haven't you already begun to get turned on before you are twenty years old?" Toshiro timely interrupted.
"I won't admit it!" Kondo gritted his teeth and threw the torn letter in his hand.
Ignoring the crowd's argument, Gintoki slowly took out the photo he sent to Urara and muttered to himself, "Then, what should we do about this?"
"I will leave first. As you know, I hate carnivorous women the most." As he spoke, Kawaki stood up and prepared to leave.
However, Gintoki did not give him the chance. He quickly grabbed Kawaki's arm and muttered, "Hey, do you want to sneak away? Bastard!"
"No, this has nothing to do with me, right?" Kawaki turned around and asked, "Don't drag irrelevant people into this!"
"No, no, no. You are the one who suggested sending this photo, right?"
"No, no, no. Didn't you agree at that time?" Kawaki retorted, "Even if there is my responsibility, you should bear more than half of it, right? After all none of this will happen if you stop it! In contrast, my responsibility is like going to a convenience store to buy yakisoba bread, but the yakisoba bread is sold out, and I can only buy a substitute like ham and cheese bread!"
"You picked yourself too clean!" Gintoki yelled, "By the way, your metaphor is too specific! What kind of specific metaphor is that?!"
"In short, that's it. Bye-bye~~" After saying that, Kawaki got up to leave.
"Not satisfied! As long as it's not yakisoba bread! Come back to me!"
"Before you say that, you spit out the ham and cheese bread in your stomach, you bastard!"
Looking at Kawaki and Gintoki who were arguing, Shinpachi looked at Kondo, who was holding his hands and had a black face, and Toshiro, who was smoking with his head lowered. He asked in confusion, "What's the matter with them?"
Kondo / Toshiro, "..."
...
The next day, in front of the Ieyasu statue.
Shinpachi, who was squatting in a bush not far away, looked at Sogo and Urara, who had just met and introduced themselves, and fell into self-doubt.
"Um... Can I ask why?" Shinpachi murmured expressionlessly, "Why isn't it me, but Okita-san going on a date?!"
"Well, calm down, Shinpachi." Gintoki, who was standing behind Shinpachi, cupped his hands and casually comforted him, "If it was him, he would definitely be able to deal with it perfectly."
"It doesn't have to be perfect!" Shinpachi turned around and refuted in a somewhat frantic manner, "Why do you have to work hard for so long and finally have a date, then have someone else accept this most beautiful moment!!"
"It was none other than Shinpachi." Gintoki explained, "To the other party, the pen pal is this face, have you forgotten?"
"Yes." Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded in agreement.
"Isn't it because the two of you sent that troublesome photo over?!" Shinpachi retorted, his veins popping out.
"But it was all thanks to this photo that you were able to get along well with each other." Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth and replied casually, "If you send out your photo, the result can be imagined, right? You will definitely be KO-ed in the first round, right?"
"Although you say so, I have been working hard until now. What is the purpose of writing letters and exchanges... how can I accept them!" Shinpachi couldn't help but mutter.
"Calm down, Shinpachi," Kawaki approached, squatted down, and patted Shinpachi on the shoulder. He comforted, "It must be very painful and very unwilling, right? It doesn't matter. You can think of it that all the unsatisfactory things that you feel in this world are your own fault. Would you feel better if you think this way?"
"Yes." Gintoki crossed his arms and nodded in agreement.
"Not at all! Is there anyone who comfort other like this!" Shinpachi said in a hurry "It's all the fault of the two of you! Why is it all my responsibility in the end?! I'm very innocent, okay?!"
"Overall, it's all your face's fault." Kawaki retorted without hesitation.
"Hey! This sentence is too much!" Shinpachi shouted, and then his face showed a trace of reluctance, and slammed his fist on the lawn, "How can I accept this! All the previous efforts were in vain! If this situation continues..."
"Who said that it will continue?" Gintoki walked over, squatted down, and looked in Sogo's direction.
"Hey? Do you want me to go out and confess?" Shinpachi was puzzled, "I'm supposed to go out in this situation and tell her, [Actually, I'm the one who wrote the letters!]."
"Are you stupid?" Kawaki looked at Shinpachi as if he was looking at an idiot, "No matter how I look at it, this is not the time. Even if you go out now, the other party's impression will only fall from Sogo-kun to Shinpachi. There is no benefit at all."
"Yeah, it's like the difference between the moon and turtle crap." Gintoki agreed.
"Just turtle is enough..." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said expressionlessly.
"In other words, it's like Ken Takakura and the crap from his crap," Gintoki said after thinking for a while.
"How about just crap?... No, never mind."
"Gintoki, what you said is too complicated. Shinpachi won't understand. It has to be simpler and clearer." Kawaki shrugged and frowned, "For example, when Shun Oguri fell to Gintoki, isn't that much simpler?"
"Oh! I see! It's really like crap!" Shinpachi nodded.
"Hey! Do both of you want to get beaten up?!" This time, it was Gintoki's turn to be unhappy.
"In short, even if you want to show your true colors, you must at least appear very handsome," Ignoring Gintoki's words, Kawaki raised his index finger and continued, "Even if it is crap like Gintoki, we have to find a way to make this big crap more dazzling! At least it's like crap wrapped in gold leaf!"
"Isn't that still crap?" Shinpachi asked back expressionlessly.
"Die!!" As Gintoki shouted, he kicked both Shinpachi and Kawaki to the ground.
"No, the so-called men are basically crap." After Kawaki got up, he sat cross-legged on the spot, crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and shook his head. He said with a serious face, Well, can I go to the toilet? I felt a little constipated when I got up early today."
"You are the one!" Shinpachi shouted angrily as he got up.
"It really makes people angry..." Gintoki spat impatiently and then continued, "TAnyway, Okita's gonna play a bad role here."
"Bad role? What do you mean?" Shinpachi was puzzled.
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