章節 15: OH No
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Hi, there author here. Soooooo nobody had any wishes about where Acedia should go to. So I decided to use a wheel of fortune and it landed on the category I wanted the least. So I spun it again and it landed again on the same spot... so here are your 2 chapters.
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[Goddamn it what is up with these white flashes! They suck! Anyway where tf am I?]
Good question. Anyway, Acedia looked around and he was once again in a lush forest. But when he turned around he was struck by awe. There was a huge beautifully overgrown cliff. It looked stunning. And on top of that cliff was a huge ass palace and Acedia knew that palace. It was the theed royale palace. Acedia was in fucking star wars.
[Of course, it is star wars! Pls, let the timeline be before or after the clone wars! I am not in the mood to fight droids!]
If Acedia looked up he could have spotted multiple TRADE FEDERATION C-9979 LANDING CRAFT. Those are these huge fucking military transporter. Ahh, I will just add a photo. Anyway, Acedia didn't see those, because he already wandered off in the direction of theed and didn't lookup.
Acedia already made some plans on what to do. Because he would like to improve his power, he will join the republic if possible. The Jedi genocide did leave some bad taste in Acedia's mouth. He also planned to rescue Mace Windu, the only black person in the prequels, and not because he is black. He only wants to hear Samuel L. Jackson say mf.
Acedia hummed the melody of the song "Imperial March" while going in the direction of Theed when he met someone in the middle of the forest.
It's the one we all love and hate. Jar Jar Binks.
Jar Jar immediately started to talk: "Heyday ho! Mesa is called Jar Jar Bink. What's yous name?"
Acedia was already annoyed and said: "Hi Jar Jar. I am Acedia nice to meet you."
Then Acedia started to think. I am on Naboo...and Jar Jar is wandering around in a forest...FUCK! And then it happened a lot of animals ran to us two. Behind these animals were three Multi-Troop Transporter (MTT) and a short distance in front of the MTTs was ma booooooooi Qui-Gon Jinn!
While Jar Jar was standing still cause fear paralyzed him, Acedia calmly lay down on the comfortable forest sole. Plot twist it wasn't comfortable it was muddy. When Qui-Gon arrived he said something like get out of here and tackled Ja Jar to the ground. After that, the MTTs ( lol this sounds when spoken out loud like "mmmm TITTIES" lol) drove over them. Luckily the MTTs were scifi and because of that, they hovered above the ground. So they weren't flattened. Yay.
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This is the end cause the next chapter will be really long.
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