We get to the front gates and I see that Kotetsu and Izumo passed out. Kakashi deadpans and I just grin. I rush up to them against Kakashi's protest and stop a couple of feet from them.
"WAKE THE HELL UP! THE LEAF IS UNDER ATTACK!!!" they jump up, awake and weapons ready and I'm just rolling on the ground laughing. Kakashi sighs and picks me up by my collar and and begins to carry me to the Hokage's Office. Fuck this. I teleport right outside of the office and take a deep breath.
Here I go. I kick the door open and rush inside. "WHAT'S UP MOTHER FUCKERS!?!" Suddenly I'm surrounded by ANBU. Worth it. I T-pose. "I come in peace".
"Let her go" the Hokage says. The ANBU disappear into the shadows but I can still feel them at the corners of the room.
"Hello Lord Hokage! My name is Kyra and I wish to join the Leaf and become a Shinobi."
"I see. Do you know any jutsu?"
"Some here and there yes. I also know Taijutsu and Kenjutsu. I have pretty good chakra control too."
"Please show me clone jutsu."
"K."
Horse
Tiger
Serpent
Ram
Monkey
Boar
Horse
Tiger
Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Thirty clones of myself appeared around me and the Hokage's eyes widened in surprise. If only the Hokage knew the power of the internet. Very easy to find jutsus.
"Soooo . . . did I do good?"
"V-very" I grin .
"So when do I start?"
"You can start today."
"Thanks Old Man."
And with that, I jumped out the window much to their horror and surprise.