章節 29: 6 - Part C:
Now four clubs left to check out which is the Comedy Club, Gun Club, H.G. Club and Gardening Club.
I check the map to see where they are and decided to visit the Comedy Club first since it's the nearest.
I make my way towards Classroom 3-3 which is in the student area.
The student area of the third floor doesn't look any different from the student area from the first floor.
The giant windows on the right side of the hallway are there, the cream colored floors and walls are there, and the life size silver statue of gramps at the center of the student area is also there.
I bet the second floor looks the same.
That was quite disappointing.
After few minutes of walking, I finally reach my destination.
I opened the classroom door, I saw a bunch of people wearing a Power Ranger helmet.
By the way, what made it strange is that they are wearing normal clothes with it.
The half Power Rangers were telling each other knock knock jokes.
"Knock! Knock!" (Green Ranger)
"Who's there?" (Everyone?)
"You're Mother!" (Green Ranger)
"You're Mother who?" (Everyone)
"Don't you who Mother me young man? You're grounded for a month!"
The green ranger that sounded like Lokki said like an angry mom.
Everyone laughed at the joke except for me.
What's so funny about it? Probably they were laughing at the helmet.
"My turn!"
The pink ranger said to everyone.
"Knock! Knock!" (Green Ranger)
"Who's there? (Everyone)
"Pizza Delivery!" (Green Ranger)
"Pizza Delivery who?" (Everyone)
"That will be fifty credits."
The pink ranger said while imitating Kana.
Alright! I admit that was funny.
Everyone laughs at the joke including me.
"Yo Linel!"
The green ranger said as he noticed me.
Everyone took out their helmets.
I knew it! The green ranger is Lokki.
"So what's shakin'?"
Lokki said to me in a friendly manner.
"Nothing much. Just checking out some clubs."
I said casually.
"Oh I see. So how did that go so far?"
"Well so far the club's that I've visited were freaking weird especially the Occult Club."
As soon as everyone heard the word Occult Club, they all burst into laughter.
"Ha ha ha! Linel you seriously visited the Occult Club??"
Lokki asked while laughing real hard.
"Yeah so what?"
I said feeling annoyed.
"You got punked!"
The guy who was wearing the red ranger helmet said annoyingly.
Everyone laughs harder than before.
This so annoying!
"Yeah yeah! Laugh all you want! I'm pretty sure you guys got punked by them as well."
I said to shut them up.
"..."
And it worked.
Some of them started shivering especially the girl who was wearing the pink ranger helmet earlier.
"Linel!"
"Please don't bring back horrible memories!"
Lokki said while looking a bit pale.
I wonder what the Occult Club did to them.
Oh well! Time for a pay back.
"oH sHiTh LoRd ChUbAcA..."
I tried my best Imitating the Occult Club.
Everyone turned pale and froze like a statue.
I guess they won't be recovering anytime soon.
I left the Comedy Club.
I did my usually checking and decided that my next destination will be the Gun Club which is located in the Ballistic Lab 2 at the R&D area.
I made my way towards Ballistic Lab 2.
As I arrived at my destination, I opened the door without hesitation and greeted them.
"Sup!"
Everyone who was assembling guns looks at me for few seconds and returned to what they were doing.
The only one who greeted me back was Roc.
"Sup man!"
Roc answered casually.
(Note: Linel learn some basic gun names and parts during Fire Arms Training.)
"Cool gun!"
I complemented Roc's gun.
"Yeah man! It's an MBP 16 prototype!"
I have no idea what an MBP 16 is.
I decided to ask him that.
"What's an MBP 16?"
"What the hell man! You seriously don't know?!"
And why the hell is he angry for?
"How the hell should I know? Besides, I've only been here for six days."
"Linel my man! Let me show you how much of a bad ass this baby is. But first let me finish this first."
He said to me and starts assembling the gun at lightning speed.
"Follow me man!"
He said while carrying the newly assembled gun with him and left the room.
I follow him afterwards.
We make are way towards Firing Range 2 which is located at the second floor Training Area.
As we enter the Firing Range, I noticed how much different it is compared to Firing Range 1.
Instead of a glass cubicle type room, this place looks like a freaking maze with a bunch of black colored walls and floors with Neon lights as guide lines. You can say that this place looks exactly like a stage in an online shooting game.
"Make sure you stay close to me man so you won't get lost."
He said while pressing some kind of switch near the entrance door.
Beeeeeeep*
A loud buzzer was heard.
He walks through the maze while pointing his gun forward like a soldier in those action movies.
We arrived in an intersection where in there is a Partibram (particle beam hologram) cop blocking the way.
"Freeze!"
The partibram cop said like a typical cop.
He points his gun at the soldier and presses the trigger.
Peepeepeepeepeew*
Instead of bullets firing, green particle beams were fired in rapid succession.
The Partigram soldier exploded.
After that, he went towards the left intersection instead of the right.
Since he already showed me what that thing is, shouldn't we stop doing this?
We arrived at another intersection and this time a Partibram zombie is blocking the way.
"Braaaaaiiiiins!"
The zombie said like a typical zombie.
Roc shoots the Partibram zombie.
Peepeepeepeepeew*
Green light effects instead of blood sprays out of the zombie before it exploded.
Roc walks forward instead of the right intersection.
Then again we arrive in another intersection.
What to expect?
It's a maze after all.
As usual, something is blocking the way, and it's another Partibram being that looks like the evil version of Santa Claus.
"Ho ho ho! Merry-"
Peepeepeepeepeew*
Before scary Santa was about to finish his sentence, Roc blasted him into oblivion.
Poor Santa...
May you rest in pieces.
Looks like Roc is enjoying himself.
Just looking at him makes me wanna try out the gun as well.
"Hey Roc can I try?"
"Sure man!"
Roc gave me the gun.
It's quite heavy.
Roc told me to go to the right intersection instead of the left and I did what he said.
We arrive at the usual intersection and a partibram being that looks like a humanoid cockroach that's dancing like a cockroach that has been sprayed by insecticide.
Peepeepeepeepeew*
I missed and the cockroach laughs at me.
"Nyahahahaha! I am immortal!"
His voice sounds kinda cute.
I tried again.
Peepeepeepeepeew*
And I missed.
"Nyahahahaha! Try to hit me if you can noob!"
Alright the cockroach is pissing me off.
One more time!
Peepeepeepeepeew*
"Nyahahahaha! Suck my hairy ass!"
"Damn it!"
"You seriously suck man! If it is me, I would have already shot this ugly bastard to death in my first try."
Roc was boasting.
"Alright, that's it!"
I gave the gun back to Roc and approach the annoying cockroach.
"Hey man! Are you seriously gonna suck his ass?"
Roc said in a surprised manner.
"As if!"
I point my right hand near the cockroach while he was dancing and synthesize an explosion.
Boooooom*
The cockroach was engulfed by the flames, and it disappears.
"There, problem solved!"
I said with satisfaction.
"Whatever man!"
Roc said while shrugging.
Roc takes the lead again, and we finish the course after few turns and few blasting.
We exited the Firing Range.
See you later man! I'm gonna go back and assemble few more guns."
Roc said when we went I'm our separate ways.
In the end, he didn't explain to me what an MBP 16, let alone it's meaning.
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