章節 22: Beach episode, I guess?
So this is a beach episode, I guess?
Idk how to write a complicate scene where hundred of violent students suddenly go relaxing mode and stuff so enjoy, I guess?
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(3rd POV)
*Beep* *beep*
"Ahem, this is your dear teacher Angelia speaking, after an hour of waiting, I'm happy to announce that we can finally depart, thank for nothing you pieces of delayed crap." Unfortunately, the late students who didn't manage to avoid Angelia's sense are being punished by Tenshira at this moment so they didn't hear anything.
"Now it's time to go back to your group, follow the council members' instructions back to your bus please." Angelia created the council member of the school, its existence is just to strike fear into the students and make sure no one skipped school or start a fight.
The members? The former Tōhōshinki, Oga and surprisingly Takayuki Furuichi. How does a shrimp-like Furuichi able to join the council? Well...
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"AHHH!!!" Furuichi yelled on top of his lung as his sword-holding hand was covered in blood, along with a faint blue aura with some lightning line running through it.
While it's happening, Angelia and Tenshira watched this scene in shock and amusement. A month earlier, Furuichi has asked them to teach him to defend himself from Oga and baby Beel, both of them looked at Furuichi's lighting resistance which has increased up to lv 40 and his physical/blunt resistance had also gone up to lv 30, which are very high so they decide to beat the crap out of him.
Because Angelia and Tenshira have a lot of time to spare, they also teach him a little about aura or sword aura, to be precise.
First step: Angelia takes a wooden sword from her inventory and throws it at the silver-grey hair boy and told him to swing it horizontally 1000 times. After that Furuichi are forced to practise sword swinging vertically and horizontally 1000 times and then practise stabbing.
(If you still haven't noticed, Angelia shouldn't be able to use/have all of the skills she has right now, she can do it because of the sword empress trait and yup, traits/perks play a significant role in my stories)
Second step: 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 air squats, and a 10-km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Third step: trying to hit Angelia/Tenshira like an idiot with his pathetic sword
Forth step: get beaten up by the twin.
Fifth step: magically have a sword aura after a month or so.
"I thought... it should be impossible, we are only going on some bullshit training schedule and it works?!" Angelia whispered to her counterpart "yeah I know, but we are in an anime, what to expect?" Tenshira shrugged and simply accept the bullshit reality they are living in.
Furuichi lv 50 (10 without sword aura)
HP: 300/400
MP: 0
SP: 500/1250
Skills: [blunt attack resistance lv 45] [lighting resistance 40] [sword aura lv 1]
[You have received a new skill through a series of specific actions]
Teaching (active) lv 1/100
Allow you to teach one of your skills to another person. The higher the grade of the skill you want to teach the harder it will be. Increasing the level of this skill will also allow you to teach multiple people at once.
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And yeah, it's all due to anime logic and his innate talent.
Oh and also, Qiqi and her new little pet is coming too. The egg in the last chapter has hatched into a little white fox, which is a bit smaller than Qiqi's arm. Well, Angelia and Tenshira thought it would be better for Qiqi to have a little companion to help her with the short-term memory problem. It's not uncommon to have a talking animal companion in the anime, after all. it just takes a bit of time to grow.
Name: Daji lv1
Species: spirit fox
gender: female
HP: 50/50
Skills: [Charm lv 1 (active)]
Angelia and Tenshira decide to give the fox a Chinese name to match Qiqi's. When it's about mythology, they have a good time going on the internet in a search of a suitable name for their little pet. The name Daji was used in China to talk about King Zhou's favourite consort which in truth was a fox spirit, kinda like Tamano in Japan but has no 9 tails and stuff.
But we aren't here to talk about names and power, we are here for the beach episode!
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[One long ride later]
As soon as the buses stop, male students from each car rush out quickly as if a monster is chasing behind.
"I have been revived!"
"The smell of the beach is so damn good boys!"
"Where are the girls? WHERE ARE THE BIKINI!?" *BONK*
*Sigh* "Can't you boys hold it a bit? We have to settle at our hotel first before jumping into the main activities, also- HEY!" Ignoring their devilish teacher talking, some airhead fool has already taken off their clothes and running toward the coast.
*BANG* BANG* BANG*...
The running fools were shotted with a rubber bullet each, doesn't seem that bad until you saw the sniper rifle Angelia-sensei has brought with her whose gun barrel is releasing smoke like a real gun.
"As I said, let go carry your luggage back to the hotel first." Everyone else nodded and followed their group leader's lead, the idiots who were shotted are being carried by their friends.
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(Angelia/Tenshira POV) [Girls' floor]
Ehhh... I do aware that we are all girls here so showing our body a bit wouldn't hurt but it feels so... awkward somehow.
So, Me and I take advantage of the bathroom while leaving the strongest girl - beside me of course - and her gang in the changing room.
Am I forgetting something? Ah, Qiqi and her fox.
(Qiqi side)
"... Am I supposed to be here??" Qiqi take a quick look at her surroundings and then saw the sign: "men changing room"
"... Daji, where is mommy?" The cute little zombie asks her companion
*Yip*
Unfortunately, Daji isn't a dog and she was just born 3 days so she particularly has little to no sense of direction.
"... I guess we have to keep walking." Then the forgetful zombie continues her walk around the hotels
(Angelia/Tenshira side)
... having 1 mind and 2 brains isn't helping me with my memory, it seems I have been infected with Qiqi's short-term memories.
Gotta change quickly before Qiqi goes too far.
[Timeskip brought to you by Angelia running around the hotel to find Qiqi for 2 hours]
"All right boys and girls, are you ready?" Looking down at my students whose faces are filled with excitement and... lust... Never mind, as long as they don't do anything to the girls, I will give them a hit-free day.
"Hey look at that kid beside Angelia-sensei, is that her daughter?"
"Yeah, she cute AF dude, my lolicon instinct is guiding me to enlightenment"
"wait, that is Angelia-sensei's daughter, guys don't - WAIT WAIT WAIT SENSEI!"
... Well, too much beating is never enough, isn't it?
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(3rd POV)
*BAM*
"Take that ball you scrub!" Furuichi yells at his fellow underling, having acquired a physical body far stronger than a normal person and aura, The protagonist's friend has risen his ranking in the school up to rank 4.
And no we don't talk about Angelia and Tenshira's rank, they are teachers, not students. Furuichi ranked 4th under Oga, Kunieda and Tojo. The silver hair boy overcomes Kanzaki and Himekaza due to his newfound physical strength and sword aura.
However, his sword skill is nearly non-existence to go 1 on 1 with Aoi and his body is far inferior to Oga and Tojo. So no, having a training montage doesn't make him get into the top 3 of the school but still, rank 4 is acceptable for a weakling like him.
Seeing the fun they are having, Baby Beel annoys Oga so that he would join the group. Eventually, the protagonist gives up and joins the game
"Oi, get out of the way," Oga said as he pick up the beachball from some random student's hand and glared at Furuichi along with Baby Beel. Furuichi's eyes flared with determination as he look at his best friend who has always tortured him one way or another, with the newfound power he will take his revenge after all of that.
"Come at me Oga! I will beat the crap out of you!" Furuichi challenged as his aura flared, Oga looked back with the eyes belonging to a demon as his mark grew considerably. "Very well, if you want it then DIE!" Oga jumped and throw the round object that should be a ball at Furuichi.
To a normal human's eyes, the ball's figure flickered from Oga's grasp and simply reappear in Furuichi's hand but to the top fighter (+ teachers) of the school, what they see is different.
When the round object meets Oga's enhanced strength, the power of anime's logic covers the beachball making it unbreakable for a short moment as it went zooming and gets set on fire for flying too fast. In that brief moment, Furuichi the lolicon reacted and gather his aura (glowing thingy from the student's perspective) at his hand and countered.
He was barely able to save the shot and wasn't able to counter-attack, the ball lose all of its speed and floated in the air for a moment and then...
*BANG*
It exploded with a violent bang.
"... *Sigh* Do you seriously have to go that far? Hey, do we have any replacement for this?" Angelia already predicted this and bring some extra stuff for the boys to play with.
"hm, typical man," Kunieda commented while her group are making sandcastles and having a bit of normal water 'prank'.
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"Hey, are you seeing this?" A male student whispered to his fellow pervert as they peeked from the bushes. They have to keep their voice to the lowest possible volume if they don't want to get caught by their teacher.
That's right, the deadbeat male students are peeping on our 2 (technically 1) gamer protagonists. While Angelia is lying down for her other self to apply sunscreen on her back in a totally non-sexual way but the students' perverted minds think the other way.
(Also, I don't post swimsuit pics here so you can imagine, mostly because I can't find some silver or platinum hair girl with green eyes for the girl)
"Dude, watching a twin doing this in real life hit different, I can't discern who is who now but I'm having an erection anyway!" pervert number 1 commented as he hold the binocular with 1 hand (ahem I mean 2)
"If sensei wear a better swimsuit, they will pay even more money for this" Said the cameraman
"Selling what exactly?"
"This record of course! Do you know how many of our brothers have to restrain their desire in front of absolute power? They have been chained for too long but this will set them free! On top of that-..." The record holder stopped as he realize something, the voice just now belong to a female, and probably from a mature person.
"Oh... fuck me."
"Haha, no. You fools aren't my type. Also, get Bonked."
[You have completed a hidden quest: no horny]
Hidden quest: no horny
During your relaxing time, of course, some pervert has to peep on you one way or another. Deal with them.
Reward: no more perverts around, charm skill
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Meanwhile, Qiqi and Daji are... lost again, at least they bring money this time "1 ice cream, please." the zombie girl drop some yen coin on the counter and looks at the saleswoman with sparkling eyes. (give it to me, your memes, you know which one)
The poor seller was barely able to restrain herself from breaking the line of legality as she take a quick scoop of ice cream and give it to Qiqi, ignoring the fact that her eyes stick on Qiqi and her little fox all of the time while her hand move at light speed, nothing is out of order here.
"Mn... where are we again, Daji?" Qiqi said while she share her ice cream with the fox (which you shouldn't do unless its a spirit fox)
"Yip?"
[Daji has acquired ice magic (novice) due to the consumption of a small ice element fragment]
Angelia/Tenshira: "huh? What?"
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Side quest completed: a relaxing day
After all of those works, you deserve a short rest away from all of the kinds of stuff happening. Well as expected problems follow you everywhere.
Objective: Bring your students with you while having a relaxing day at the beach
Reward: not dealing with the stupidity for 1 day
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