Thirteen was wearing the bunny onesie, looking at the ship sinking in the sea. Nami was looking at her Log Pose strangely, Robin walked over and said "Seems like your log pose caught a sky island…"
Nami looked at her and asked "Sky Island?" Robin started explaining what she knew about Sky Islands as Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, and Thirteen looked at the sinking ship. Luffy said "Cool! I wanna go explore!" Sanji looked at Zoro and asked "Can you breathe underwater?" Zoro shook his head and looked at Thirteen, who blinked slowly.
Luffy jumped at the water but Zoro caught him and brought him back, saying "Oi! You can't swim!" Luffy pouted and turned to Usopp, his eyes shone and he ran over, saying "Usopp! Make diving gear!" Usopp was stunned and said "Wha-" Luffy added "I'll beat you up!"
Usopp jumped up and said "Diving gear?! Easy peezy!" before running away. Luffy chuckled and grinned, giving Sanji, Zoro, and Thirteen a thumbs up.
Sanji exhaled smoke and suddenly said "You know, I think one day we're gonna die because of him." Zoro nodded and added "Yeah, I bet you'll die first." Sanji looked at him and said "What's that supposed to mean?!"
Zoro said seriously, "You got weak bones." Sanji's eye started twitching violently and he kicked Zoro, shouting "You're the one with weak bones! You're so dumb your brain started growing grass!" Zoro punched him and shouted "SAY THAT AGAIN, BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Sanji sneered "You dumb grass haired fuck!" Zoro growled and lunged at him, starting a dust brawl. Thirteen watched from the side in a bunny onesie, wondering if a brain could grow grass.
As they fought, Usopp ran back with 4 suits.
Zoro and Sanji stopped fighting, looking at the suits. Luffy put one on and jumped up excitedly, Zoro said quickly "First one to find treasure isn't a huge giant pussy chef loser!" before throwing the suit on and jumping in the water.
Sanji was stunned and quickly put the suit on, jumping after him. Luffy cannonballed into the water while laughing and Thirteen put the last suit on… on top of his bunny suit…
Robin asked, "You're really going?" Thirteen looked at her blankly before jumping into the water, ignoring her completely. She looked at the water and Nami patted her shoulder, saying "Sometimes he doesn't even look over." Robin looked at Nami, who was giving her a look of 'I know your pain'
She was confused even more now.
Thirteen swam down to the rest, getting into the ship.
He saw Luffy holding up an old chest plate of armor with shining eyes, Zoro and Sanji were looking for treasure, throwing books around.
Thirteen walked around the ship, looking at the books that were ruined by the water and time. One of the books was glowing and he picked it up, it said 'How to pick up girls'. He was confused and threw the book behind him, continuing his search.
What he failed to notice was the book disappearing into thin air.
The book reappeared and smashed Usopp face first into the deck, dropping beside him. He picked it up and his eyes widened, he looked around and shoved the book into his overalls, pretending nothing happened.
Meanwhile~
Thirteen continued looking around the ship, he found various treasure chests full of gold, diamond, jewelry, etc… Nothing interesting.
He pushed on a door and it collapsed, revealing a room.
He walked into the room, there was a bed and everything. He noticed a small little chest under the desk. He walked to the chest and opened the chest to find a devil fruit. He closed the box and held it in his hands before looking around some more.
He didn't find anything interesting and was disappointed.
Only useless junk.
He returned back the way he came, carrying the treasure chests full of gold and diamond along, thinking that Nami would like them.
When he got back to the group, there was a man that looked like a monkey with them. He looked at the monkey man, another mink? What are the odds.
The Monkey man pointed at Thirteen and opened his mouth to say something but the water drowned out everything. The monkey man grabbed his throat and struggled before getting over it and making an angry face.
Luffy looked to be laughing, pointing at the Monkey man before they were all casted in a huge shadow.
The group looked to the side, to see a huge turtle fish thing opening its mouth to swallow them. The group jumped up and started swimming up to escape the turtle-fish. Thirteen followed them leisurely, Luffy was carrying a sack, as was Zoro, and Sanji while the Monkey man had nothing.
They swam for their lives and escaped the Turtle-fish thing as it swallowed the ship whole.
The group surfaced and jumped back to the Merry.
The Monkey man coughed up water before shouting "You stole my treasures!" Luffy shouted "No! It was that Turtle-Fish thing!" The Monkey man shouted back "My name's Masira! I'm the Salvage King! These waters are my territory, if you take treasure from the sunken ships, that means you're stealing from me! Now give me back my stuff!"
Luffy crossed his arms and said "No!" Masira pointed at him and said "You!"
Unfortunately, he stopped because another huge shadow appeared.
Everyone looked up and Masira squealed at the giant person in the clouds. Usopp shouted "MONSTER! RUN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The crew started rowing quickly to escape as Usopp ran in circles, screaming his head off.
Masira followed Usopp around, squealing, until they were out of the shadow and looked around in confusion.
Robin coughed and pointed to the sky, saying "It's just a shadow." Usopp and Masira were stunned, Zoro and Sanji's lips twitched, Nami's eyes started twitching, Chopper let out a breath of relief, Luffy said "That's a big shadow!", and Thirteen just blinked, still holding the treasure.
Nami's fist shook and she punched Usopp into the deck face first, then Masira flying off the ship as she shouted "YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME!" Masira screamed as he flew away and Nami walked back to her chair, sitting down angrily.
The crew was silent and took a step away from Nami.
Luffy looked around with a smile and said "That was fun!" Zoro added "Now we're lost." Robin pulled out an Eternal Pose, smiling "Not quite, Swordsman-san." Luffy grabbed it and grinned "Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~!"
Nami took the log pose and snorted, sailing in the direction it was pointing. She looked at the guys, asking "Did you find anything?" Luffy showed a bunch of stuff and a strange vehicle of sorts.
Zoro and Sanji dumped their bags, showing some gold and books along with a map.
Meanwhile, Thirteen dropped the chests and box.
He kicked them open, revealing a ton of gold, jewels, jewelry, etc, and the devil fruit.
Zoro and Sanji gawked at the amount of gold before grumbling "What a show-off…" "Yeah, a real asshole." "Scumbag too…"
Nami disappeared from the wheel and hugged the chests, drooling.
Robin picked up the devil fruit and hummed "A devil fruit." Thirteen opened his book and flipped the pages, pointing at a picture. Robin looked over and muttered "Child Fruit? Who would want this?" throwing it back in the box and losing interest.
Thirteen looked around and everyone else didn't want it either. He closed the box and put the box in his room, forgetting about it.