Location: Boss Room Chicken Palace Trial of the Damned
Current Status: Madly cackling while handling a ballista.
Background: Shitload of FML and undead chickens.
Current Objective: Slay the Titan!
Jack carefully raised the giant crossbow, slowly pointing it toward the colossus's chest— or he tried anyway. This damn thing couldn't move that high!
"Whatever, we'll destroy the legs first then!" Jack heroically shouted as he pulled the trigger.
— TWANG!!! —
The gigantic bolt powerfully flew toward the enemy. The recoil instantly sent him flying backward. What was up with that thing's stability?! Wait….it was off target!
It all happened in slow-motion. The two of them gazed at the projectile as it made its way…straight at the thing's crotch! It made everything explode, EVERYTHING!
At this single instant, the two of them winced in pain. This was such a perverse attack!
"Woo?!" (Shocked!)
Shooting the giant golem's crotch with a ballista was an honest mistake! I'd like to say I'd never ever repeat it, but who knows. After all, I might just happen to buy one later. I might also just happen to shoot some annoying players at point-blank. As for where I hit them....well, mistakes happen.
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