章節 3: Chapter 3: YOUTH!
A sunny beach on a clear day the tide is low and the feeling is just right. A man wearing a black and red full body suit can be seen sipping on a ice cold beverage.
"AHHHH this is the life." Wade says setting the drink down puts his hands behind his back enjoying his life. He looks at the sun that has a smiley face and smiles at it. "This is life." Wade says enjoying life to the fullest slowly closing in his eyes enjoying the moment.
"Wade" a voice says.
"Huh" Wade says as he opens his eyes and looks around.
"Wade!" the voice says again. Wade looks to the direction of the voice and it coming from the sun.
"Sun is that you." Wade questions the sun.
"Wade you need to wake up WADE!" the sun shouts at him.
"What" Wade says and his eyes shoot open. "Where am I?" Wade says confused.
"Um Wade can you let go of me I need to go to work." Hestia says in Wade's embrace.
"Oh yeah sure." Wade says as he lets go of Hestia. "No good morning kiss." he mutters to himself in a low inaudible voice.
"What was that Wade" Hestia says as she was about to get off the bed but turns her head.
"Oh just wanted to say good morning." Wade says sweating a little showing a forced smile.
"Oh good morning wade!" Hestia says with a bright smile. Wades eyes are still adjusting so he has to squint a little because of how bright Hestia smile is. She turned around and walked to the bathroom to get ready for her day.
'I can't believe I literally just meet her yesterday and she's already so friendly hasn't she ever heard of stranger danger oh well.' Wade said as he changed his suit to full body. "Hey Zoro wake up." Wade said to Zoro however the latter didn't budge. 'I see....' Wade thought and headed toward a chair. He picked it up and threw it at Zoro. The chair hit Zoro and he woke up and looked around and saw what woke him up and then he saw Wade and his eyebrows scrunched together.
"What the hell Wade!" Zoro said completely pissed off.
"Good morning Zoro isn't it a beautiful day today!" Wade said taking in the fresh air.
"YOU HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!" Zoro shouted clearly dissatisfied with Wade's actions.
"You know what they say the early bird gets the worm and the second mouse gets a chair thrown at him!" Wade says nodding his head enthusiastically.
"That's not how it goes" Zoro said still fuming.
"I'm pretty sure that's how it goes." Wade said crossing his arms and nodding his head.
"You!" Zoro said getting up but before he did Hestia got out of the bathroom.
"Ok guys I'm off and oh don't forget to register with the guild before you go to the dungeon." Hestia said while waving at them and headed off to her job at the potato stand.
'Life's good when you have a sugar mama.' Wade thought with a smile.
"Dungeon?" Zoro said.
"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you about that but first lets check your stats because I keep forgetting I'm a god so take off your shirt and lie on your stomach." Wade said tapping the bed.
"What will it do exactly?" Zoro inquired completely forgetting he got a chair thrown at him.
"Its like checking your progress and how strong you are." Wade said as he looked around for a sheet of paper. 'I've only seen this in the anime so I hope I don't need to practice this shit.' Wade thought as he found a piece of paper. Zoro nodded because he was also curious about how strong he is. 'Does he still have Haki or will he have things related to magic.' Wade thinks as Zoro lies on his stomach. Wade summons his katana and slices his finger and a drop of blood falls onto Zoro's back.
Light flashes as words and numbers seem to jump off his back calculating and moving at vary speeds. As if Wade had done this before he controls the numbers and letter like a composer in a performance guiding it where it needs to go seemly in a trace slowly the numbers and letters stop moving and he pushes the paper down onto Zoro's back as it starts to glow.
"Woah." Deadpool says amazed how he did that and as he says that the paper stops glowing.
[Roronoa Zoro]
Level 1
Strength: S 921
Endurance: A 882
Dexterity: A 852
Agility: A 820
Magic: F 369
[Skills]
Armament Haki
Description: Allows the user to create a force similar to an invisible armor around their body. This allows the user to defend against attacks that would otherwise cause them harm.
Observation Haki
Description: Is the ability to avoid incoming attacks from enemies, and helps see enemies behind structures as well as their health and energy.
Conquerors Haki (Locked):
Description: Is a rare form of Haki that allows the user to exert their own willpower over others.
Busoshouku Haki (Locked):
Description: The advance form of Armament Haki. Allows the user to use their own spiritual energy to create, in essence, an invisible armor around themselves, providing incredible offensive and defensive capabilities.
Kenbunshoku Haki (Locked)
Description: The advance form of Observation Haki. Is a form of Haki that grants the user a sixth sense that allows them to sense the presence, strength, and emotions of others, as well as gain limited precognitive abilities.
[Skills]
No Sword Style:
Description: Use your body's physical power to emit shockwaves resembling his sword slashes.
1 Sword Style:
Description: Used to perform flying slashes, as well as various unsheathing and re-sheathing techniques are used in this style, mainly to defeat or injure powerful opponents with a single strike.
2 Sword Style:
Description: Dual-wielding two of his swords in battle with great power and skill, even incorporating unsheathing and re-sheathing techniques, as well as flying slashes.
3 Sword Style:
Description: Attacks use all three of the blades to strike opponents, cutting them multiple times or cutting multiple opponents at the same time. When performing flying slashes can create whirlwind-like attacks that have shown the ability to catch and strike dozens of opponents at once.
(XD I hope these are good descriptions because I mostly just looked them up if you have any changes comment and I'll change it and also before some people complain about his stats two things I want to say one is Zoro was born in the one piece world not Danmachi so his body compensation and structure are different compared to the people in Danmachi and two even before Zoro joined luffy crew he was still fucking strong.)
'This fucker has Conquerors Haki since when' Wade is blown away by his stats. 'I mean there not better than mine because I am me but there fucking good damn.' Wade says holding the paper.
"How is it?" Zoro says noticing the flashing has gone down.
"Fucking good Zoro you got the potential to be the best." Wade said still ogling his paper.
"Really?" Zoro said with hope in his voice looking at Wade for reassurance.
"Yeah dude if anyone says otherwise there gonna get socked in the face for being a fucking dumbass here look." Wade says as he hands Zoro the paper. Zoro looks at his abilities and is shocked that he has Haki because he has only heard of it especially Conquerors Haki.
'Lucky bastard I want Conquerors Haki' Wade pouts. 'Hey Mio is Zoro's and Mine strength based on the same thing or is there different principles to it.' Wade wondered hoping that he was superior than Zoro at something to make him feel better about himself.
'They are and they aren't at the same time host let me explain while it is so that if he was a level 9 his stats would read in the F however its different sense he's from a different world comparing a normal citizen from Danmachi and a normal citizen from One Piece is like comparing a mouse and a cat what it shows is Zoro's potential is really high you should be excited!' Mio said cheerfully. Hearing Mio Wade seems a little better however what gets his blood fully pumping is when he remembers a crucial fact. 'I can always get stronger especially with Guy Sensei's help' Wade said as a burning passion can be seen in his eyes as he clutches his fist.
"Put on a shirt Zoro were gonna train and then head to the guild but first were gonna train." Wade said as he walked towards the stairs with renewed vigor.
"Hey wait a minute will ya." Zoro says as he grabs his shirt and swords.
In the front of the abandoned church can be seen two men one wearing tacky 70's workout cloths and that man is Wade wearing his signature Deadpool mask with a tank top, short shorts, headbands, and wrist bands. The other guy is Zoro with his get up from the east blue he can be seen looking at Wade wearily.
"Is dressing like that necessary." Zoro questions,
"Dress for success my boy." Wade says as Might Guy Workout Guide Vol 1 appears in his hand. Wade delicately opens up the fist page making sure he doesn't rip the page treating this book like the holy bible of workout books(Which it is). As Wade reads this masterpiece he starts to nod his head Zoro watched Wade intently reading this book and after 15 minutes his curiosity got the better of him and he goes over behind Wade to see what its says.
Greeting budding youths if you are reading this it means you want to better yourself and set your self on a better path to victory and I applaud you don't take your youth for granted we'll never be young like this again. Alrighty lets get into this first step. It is to have a rival YES a rival to push you past your limits someone that will inspire you to give it your all, someone that makes you want to pass them then smile, and finally build a friendship to run towards the setting sun!
'What kind of trash is this.' Zoro says twitching his eyebrows reading this and before he can tell Wade to get serious Wade stands up.
"Yosh lets get started Zoro by doing 100 handstand push-ups" Wade says putting the book back into his inventory and starts to do a hand stand. Zoro smirks and shakes his head and gets into the handstand position. Then they start doing the exercises at a moderately fast speed Zoro being the fastest Wade sees this and tries to keep up however he hasn't done these straining exercises unlike Zoro who has been pushing his body since he was a child to the absolute limits. However with Wades healing factor when he tears a muscles his healing factor repairs it unlike Zoro who has to wait for them to heal however mental fatigue is also a big thing as well and the strain can not be healed so easily.
17 minutes later
Zoro finishes wiping the sweat off his forehead from the workout. However Wade's only on 65 and he's starting to struggle. "Fuck Come on." He says pushing himself as he tries to finish not wanting to lose.
Another 17 minutes later
"100" Wade says as his arms collapse and he rolls himself over breathing heavily.
"Took you long enough." Zoro says smirking.
"Shut up now 200 sit ups." Wade says trying to get a head start. Zoro sees this not wanting to lose gets into the sit-up position and starts.
34 minutes later
Wade loses yet again as Zoro has a smirk. "Shut up the workout isn't over yet." Wade says pointing at Zoro. They continued doing handstand push-ups, sit-ups, squats, and one handed pushups until they were at muscle failure.
2 Hours of intense workout later
Wade and Zoro can be seen laying sprawled on the ground drenched in sweat. Zoro had sweat constantly dripping from the exercise while Wade had his trusty headband that protected his face from all the sweat. "Okay *Pant* our last exercise is to *Pant* do bunny hops to the guild." Wade says as he tries his best to get to his feet. Zoro a little better as he picks him self up and gets ready to follow Wade's lead. "Fuck working out is hard." he says as he finally picks himself up and begins to hop with his hands behind his back. Zoro follows his lead and starts to mimic Wade.
10 minutes of hoping later
Two men can be hoping one dressed up like a 70's workout instructor and the other dressed as a pirate. 'Oh shit I forgot I've never been to the guild before' he says to himself as he stops.
"What are you doing giving up already." Zoro says raising a eyebrow.
"Of course not I just have no idea where the guild is so I'm going to ask for directions." Wade says as a matter of fact. Zoro looks at him like he's a idiot for just going one way for the past 10 minutes. Wade sees this looks and scrunches his eyebrows. "Oh shut up you couldn't find your destination if it was right in front of you." Wade says going over to a nearby vendor.
"What did you say!" Zoro says as a vein bulges from his forehead. Wade pays it no mind as he walks to the vendor.
"Hey where is the guild hall?" Wade inquires.
"New to Orario huh don't worry ill help you out for 200 valis." the vendor says with a flash of greed that can be seen in his eyes. Wade is too tired and summons a katana from his inventory and puts it to the vendors throat.
"Ok enough asking nicely now tell me before I paint your stall red." Wade says in a menacing tone applying more pressure to the sword cause there to be a slight cut on his neck.
"Ok Ok don't hurt me ill tell ya just go down 5 blocks and it should be on your left." he said in a pleading tone. All of a sudden the katana disappeared from his next into thin air.
"See that wasn't so hard now was it." Wade says smiling through the mask. The onlookers watched as a strangely dressed man in oddly revealing cloths made the katana that was threatening to slice the mans throat disappear and started hoping away.
"See Zoro I was going the right way without even trying unlike you how get lost while trying his best." Wade said in a smug matter hoping towards the Guild hall.
"Why you!" Zoro says with a tick mark on his forehead increasing his speed.
"Hahahah!" Wade laughs as he also increases his speed.
30 minutes of hopping later
*Exhale*
*Exhale*
"Were here." Wade says as his legs collapse leaning on the guild hall. Zoro wasn't any better as he got onto one knee from the pain in his legs.
"Yea finally it felt like ages." Zoro said taking a deep breath. "And can you change your outfit you look ridiculous. Zoro said with a look of disgust.
"How dare you I look sexy!" Wade says clearly offended by Zoro statement. "Everyone want to buy my workout course on VHS." Wade says crossing his arms.
"Your what?" Zoro says not knowing what a VHS is.
"It doesn't matter and I only wear this when I workout anyway." Wade said transforming his workout attire back into his Black and Red tights. "Alright lets get a move on lets get this over with so we can wash this sweat off." Wade says as he uses the wall to get up as his legs start to wobble purfously. Zoro rolls his eyes and starts to get up.
5 minutes later
They finally get a hold of themselves and walk into the guild hall and imeedialty catch everyones attetion. Wade doesnt pay attention as he looks around for any free opening to talk to a guild recipotionist and he lays his eyes on a sexy redhaired cat girl.
"Oh mama" Wade says as he makes a beline to her totally forgeting his agonizing pain in his legs as his muscles scream for him to stop however another part of his body is in control and doesnt give a damn about pain only pleasure. Wade walks up to the open booth and the lady notices him and gives out the standard response.
"Good evening my name is Rose Fannett how may I help you today." Rose says in a neutral tone clearly unintrested in the world itself.
"Good morning they call me Wade Wilson but you can call me anytime." he says smiling through his mask.
"..." Rose looks at him wanting to know if he's serious or if this is a joke.
'Damn does that one liner not work here I got to switch it up I guess.' Wade thinks to himself and just as Rose is about to speak Wade speaks first. "Here feel my suit." He says putting his arm over the glass.
"What?" Rose says raising a eyebrow.
"Feel my suit." Wade says motioning her to do it.
"*Sigh* Fine." she says reaching for his suit. "What about it." she says clearly trying to get this over with.
"Its made out of boyfriend material." Wade says with a smile. Rose just looks at him and complete silence overwhelms them however Rose broke it first.
"Sorry I don't date adventurers." Rose says taking her hand off of his suit. Wade also takes his arm back.
"Well that's good because I'm not a adventurer." Wade says wiping the imaginary sweat off his forehead.
"Then why are you here?" Rose says because now she is confused. Zoro finally arrives where Wade is.
"Did you haft to go so fast we just hopped here." Zoro said slightly agitated by Wades actions.
"Ah sorry I just saw my future girlfriend and had to meet her." Wade said
"Again sir why are you here and I will haft to ask you from refraining on calling me that as well." She says starting to get worked up a little.
"Why?" Wade said looking back at Rose.
"Because We are not dating-." Rose was about to finish but Wade cut her off.
"Yet we aren't dating yet but the future is quite mysterious." Wade says like he knows how it will turn out. Rose looks at this scene knowing he wont drop it and just wants to get this over with.
"Fine what can I do for you today." Rose says trying to keep her composure with this idiot.
"Oh I would like to register as a God and I want to register him as part of my familia." Wade says pointing at himself and then at Zoro.
"Your a god." Rose says as she also begins to point at Wade.
"Yep" Wade says putting his hands on his hips Rose realizing something speaks.
"So your the new god that descended yesterday very well follow me to our private room." Rose says not even surprised keeping her poker face. They follow Rose as she leads them to the private room. They arrive at the room and rose gestures for them to sit down as she goes and grabs a old book and a quill and proceeds to sit across from them. "Well lets get right to it starting with you Mr. Wilson." She says getting ready to write.
"You can call me Wade." he says winking.
"Very well Wade tell me about yourself." She says making gesture to him and he finally gets it.
"Oh yea well I descended yesterday and I am a god of chaos." Wade says to her however Rose lifts a eyebrow.
"Chaos?" Rose inquires once more.
"Yep" Wade says nodding his head. Rose looks at him for a little bit and then nods and writes it down in the book. "What's that." Wade looks curious at the dusty old book.
"it's the Log of the God and Goddesses to ever come here to Orario." she says still writing in the book.
"Oh." he says nodding his head. Complete silence permeates the room as she continues writing Zoro still a little tired from the workout starts to close his eyes when all of a sudden Rose closes the book and stands up and puts it back in the shelf waking Zoro out of his stupor as she heads back to her seat.
"Well now that we got that out of the way who is this." Rose gestures to the man sitting next to wade. Wade nudges Zoro and he looks at Wade a little dissatisfied.
"Names Roronoa Zoro." He says nodding to Rose.
"What level is he?" she says looking at Wade.
"Level 1." Wade answers her.
"Very well I can assume you are going to go the dungeon." She says raising a eyebrow.
"I guess." Zoro shrugs his shoulder. Rose scrunches her eyebrows clearly dissatisfied with Zoro answer.
"Mr-" However before she was about to lecture him Zoro interrupts her.
"Like Wade call me Zoro no Mr." He says looking at Rose. Rose looking a little agitated complies.
"Very well Zoro do not take the dungeon likely adventures lose there lives all the time because they are to careless you should not take the dungeon so lightly." Rose says trying to take a deep breath because these two men are about to make her lose her calm.
"Yea well of course with adventure there's danger and with life there's death." Zoro says speaking the words of a sage. Wade hears this and also looks at Zoro.
"Wow didn't expect you to say something like that." Wade says looking at Zoro clearly shocked at his words.
"What do you mean by that." Zoro says looking at Wade scrunching his eyebrows.
"You know what I mean." Wade says looking him dead in the eyes.
"How about you enlighten me!" Zoro says standing up looking at him fuming a little bit.
"That fact that I need to explain it too you proves how stupid you are!" Wade says standing up clashing heads with Zoro.
"I'm stupid than what does that make you!" Zoro shouts back
"A visionary!" Wade counters.
"Yeah sure it does." Zoro scoffs at Wades answer
"What do you mean by that!" Wade says now starting to fume with his own anger.
"That fact that I need to explain it too you proves how stupid you are." Zoro says with a triumphed smirk.
"You bastard!" Wade says as he about to move in on Zoro when someone from the side interrupted.
"I don't want to get into the middle of your bickering however we should get this over with." Rose says still sitting in the chair. Wade and Zoro look at each other and come to a silent agreement to call a truce to finish this meeting. "Well lets get this over with the last thing you need to do is pay the entrance fee that all adventures don't worry its a small fee." She says giving a reassuring nod.
"How much like 100" Wade says about to pull out the Valis that he found in the pockets of the father and son.
"No it's 1000" She says with a deadpan expression.
"1000!"
創作者的想法 
Dextrious
Dextrious Couple things first heres the stat chart for Danmachi
I-(0-99)
H-199
G-299
F-399
E-499
D-599
C-699
B-799
A-899
S-999
SS is 1000 and up to
SSS which is 1300
D500+: is the minimal rank one of your stats has to be before you can level up.
After one stat reaches D600 and above you are eligible to level up as long as you have done a heroic task the Gods would praise a human for.
B700/A800: The normal highest rank stat most adventurers get to before leveling up on average is between B700 or A800 in a single stat with the rest being lower.
S999: is the strongest that normal adventures can go to
Also if you have any problems with the logic comment l'll try to make it better its supposed to just be for fun however theres some people who want it to be a little logical so im trying to comply however at the end its my fancfic and logic goes out the window with deadpool.
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