章節 253: 253. POKEMON!
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"Okay, I'm here. So what did I miss? What happened?" Hector arrived in Kamar Taj at Ancient One's notice.
"As you said, Kaecilius attacked, and I was prepared this time. He wanted to kill me, but the poor soul thought I was using Dark Dimension's power. You truly saved Mordo from leaving." Ancient One replied, feeling grateful that Hector had stopped her connection with the Dark Dimension back during the World War.
"I suppose Dormammu still came out? Where is Stranger?"
"Look over there. He's trying to fight the dark corruption. It seems Dormammu has no idea that you live here." Ancient One was already feeling bad for what was about to come for this world-devouring being.
Hector cracked his knuckles. "How long do you think he will last against me? I truly hope it's not too quick. I wish to have some exercise tonight."
"If you also use the infinity stones, then likely in an instant, if you use your own powers then maybe even quicker? I have no clue."
"Good, never let them know about your next move. Anyway, I will head to meet this Dormammu. You go and get ready; we're leaving for Logan's marriage after this." Hector moved towards the dimensional gates that had appeared for Dormammu to enter.
Doctor Strange was fighting Kaecilius there. Sadly, he had no time stone anymore, so he was not very confident about winning this time.
"Beat him up, kid." Hector showed him a thumbs-up and jumped into the dimensional portal.
When he arrived there, he was amazed by how ugly everything looked. Nothing even made sense. It felt like he was looking at something gross under a microscope. 'This creature considers this his home? No wonder it deserves to die.'
"Dormammu, I've come to kill you." Hector roared because he couldn't be bothered with finding the thing.
As he expected, soon, a giant demonic being appeared. "Who dares enter my realm?"
Hector took out his phone, clicked a photo of the demon, and then posted it on Twitter. "Hunting Inter-dimensional Demons that wish to eat Earth."
As soon as he posted it, a long thread of 'F' started appearing. Hector felt confused. "What does F mean? Fuck? Ugh, it's so hard following this internet culture. It changes every damn week."
He put the phone back and looked up. "Yes, I've come here to kill you, Dormammu. I'm Hector King Washington. I'm very strong."
*Ring Ring*
Suddenly his phone rang, and he talked. "What is it, my hot wife? Oh, I'm coming for the wedding, don't worry. Will deal with this thing in a second and return with Yao. Yeah, get the banana cake too. Moony loves it. My dress? Is the red coat not good?... Fine, I will wear a matching tux with you then."
After talking to his wife, he focused on Dormammu again. "Sorry, you can't really ignore a call from your wife. Anyway, I will have to kill you quickly because I got a wedding to attend. Do you have any last wishes?"
"DIE!" Dormammu launched his fist at Hector.
"Haha, you didn't have to ask for that, fool. I was already going to gift that to you." Hector didn't even move and simply raised his palm to stop the oversized fist.
*BAM!*
It was blocked with ease, and there was nothing but shock and confusion spread on Dormammu's face. Hector, in fact, punched back. "I don't have too much time. Since you are a dark entity, I will extradite your death."
He took out a small Poke ball and smiled as he threw it at Dormammu. "That's enough punishment for you. BEELZEBUB! I CHOOSE YOU!"
*Woosh!*
The ball opened with much fanfare and light, then an angry little baby with diapers appeared. "Pika Pika Motherfucker!...God damn, you kept me in there for so long. I just cursed once on your live stream. I'm not a baby anymore. I don't know how to act like one."
Hector scoffed, "Yes, but you were dropping F-bombs, N-bombs, and whatnot. It's your tongue that's the problem. You got me in so much trouble, now go and fight this creature like a good Pokemon."
"I ain't your slave."
"Yes, you are. You were sent here to learn how to be a good person and devil by God himself. Now don't give me that crap. Go, use the exorcism move." Hector waved his hand, and in an instant, a cute Pikachu bodysuit appeared on Beelzebub.
"That's harassment."
Hector scoffed. "Bwahaha, cry about it, Karen. I am the CEO and manager of this universe."
Like a sad puppy, Beelzebub raised his little hand and sent out some chains at Dormammu. They started to lock the demon despite looking thin and weak.
Dormammu was angered and tried to throw the various planets hovering around with his mental powers. But sad for him, Hector and Beelzebub were omniversal beings. They were far too overpowered for him.
BOOM!—The planets dropped on them and shattered into tiny pieces.
"Pikachu, open the dimensional gates to hell and call the grim reapers!" Hector shouted.
"Pika Pika, bitch!" Beelzebub rolled his eyes and opened the gates to hell.
From the gates came out thick, red burning chains of steel that caught Dormammu. These seemed to hurt as Dormammu shrieked in pain.
"W-What are you two?"
"We are the supreme beings, Hell's Inquisitor and... the spoiled baby," Hector replied and flew to kick the dark creature's face, sending him flying towards the hell's gates.
"N-No! I am not this weak... no chains can hold me!" Dormammu was unable to believe what was happening. However, it was understandable to Hector. Nobody can fathom that there exists someone as strong as him so easily.
"True, you are not weak, Dormammu. It's just me who is too strong for this universe. So bye-bye, have fun."
The chains slowly pulled the demon into the gates of hell that spewed nothing but a burning red light. Dormammu saw his body being burnt slowly, releasing steam.
It shouted and screamed in pain as it got swallowed away. The Dark Dimension soon lost its owner, and everything dark started to become normal.
"Great, now I have one more location at my disposal. But this place should work better as a temporary prison. Anyway, Pickachu, return to your ball now."
"Oh, hell no! I'm not going back in there. It's boring." Beelzebub denied. "I want to return to my adult form. There are so many pretty ladies; I want to feel the flesh again."
"If you're going to be debaucherous man, I might as well keep you in the poke ball. You are not giving God any reason to fix you up. You have not learned anything from me."
Beelzebub scoffed. "What? Do I have to become an old, happy-go-lucky man now? Loyal to only one woman? Lord Inquisitor, I am a demon, not an angel. Besides, those fucker angels are also known to go around banging chicks around the multiverse. Zeus does not even leave poor animals—that sick fuck!"
Hector rubbed his beard and couldn't help but nod. "Indeed, you are logically much better than them. But you need to work on your mouth. It's too vile. But let's go now; Logan is getting married."
With that, Hector kept Beelzebub out and returned to Earth. The first thing he did was close the dimensional door that Dormammu had opened.
It appeared that Doctor Strange had defeated Kaecilius by now. So he decided to kill that man quickly.
"Will you kill him?" Doctor Strange asked, not agreeing with his actions. The Ancient One didn't care, however. She was used to Hector's way of fixing things.
Shrugging, Hector gave the man a word of advice. "Kid, the best punishment for likes of these is death. He has too much power and knowledge. No matter which prison you put him into, he will keep on fighting.
"He's a broken man, looking for ways to bring his dead daughter back. It's sad, but he's mentally not sound. Besides, he has killed too many people."
"Take that as a lesson, Doctor Strange." Ancient One added. "Sometimes, removing the problem permanently is the best solution. It's practical."
Hector moved and turned the man into dust, as conventionally killing him would have left too much blood.
"I-I think I can understand your viewpoint, but reserve my own ideas." Doctor Strange added. This was one good thing about him. Since he used to be a doctor, he had seen a fair share of deaths, so it was not as appalling to him.
"Yao, let's go." Hector made a portal to the wedding venue and left. The aftermath of the fight was for Doctor Strange to handle.
However, when Hector arrived, he found that only women were around. "Where is everyone?"
"Logan took all the boys to some club in Vegas. It was Tony's plan, saying there needs to be a bachelor's party." Diana said, sighing.
"Bachelor's party on the day of the wedding? Of course, Tony would suggest something like this. Wait here, I will go and bring them all."
But what Hector didn't know was that his worldview about modern society was going to change in that club.
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