章節 95: 95. Uno Reverse
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Hector decided to help Ancient One in separating all the kinky things from the real space technology. But in some cases, the kinky technology was from space and it was so weird he had no idea if it was for a kink or to fight.
"Where does this go?" Ancient One asked, picking up another thing.
Hector looked, "Hmm, it's long, got no trigger and has a possibility of being used as a dildo, it goes into kink."
She put it in a big box. "I never knew my master had such a colourful personality."
He chuckled, "Yao, that's what people used to do in the old days. Most people would keep their kinks hidden from the world. Not like now, where people for some reason feel pride in their kinks. There are people who like to be peed on, farted on the face, spanked, choked, and so much more degenerate stuff."
Ancient One's eyes were wide in shock, "I never knew... even after living so long. It seems the real threat to humanity is from within, not from another dimension."
"Preach, girl, preach. That's why I kept the office of the President for so long." Hector said, still looking for a damn space gun.
"Mister Washington, it seems I found what you were looking for." Ancient One voiced again.
Hector expected to see something lewd once again but it turned out to be something like a pistol. But it was too small to be a real weapon.
"It does look like a space gun, bring it to me, let me see. But it's too small to be anything powerful." He muttered and checked the gun out. There was no place to insert bullets or a battery.
"Let's try and fire it," He aimed it at the wall and pulled the trigger. *CLANK*
Absolutely nothing happened. He grunted in defeat, "I feel that your master didn't bring anything powerful and you don't remember ever bringing a gun."
"But you still have a lasso that tickles," Ancient One tried to cheer him up.
His face didn't look better, "Honestly, I feel that's also something related to kink. But I will take it, sometimes tickle is the best weapon to make people speak. Let's see how it works on aliens."
"Why do you insist on not taking help? I can bring you to any place in the space, Xandar, Hala or just name it. I've been everywhere," she said, offering him a ride through the portal.
But Hector denied it. He didn't come to this universe with a mission. It wasn't his aim to get things done the quickest at all times. He wanted to experience things he had never done, and flying into space was one of them. "I'll pass, I already got a ride planned for it,"
"Ride? I didn't know there was a travelling service to space?"
He didn't answer, "If I told you, it wouldn't happen."
"Always an enigma, keeping secrets." She sighed, honestly missing the ability to use the time stone again and see the future. Sadly, there was nothing she could see about Hector.
"Secrets are what make people interesting, Yao. What's the fun in living when you know everything, every outcome of a situation. Have you ever been in love, Yao? I have, it was not fun when she rejected me, but the moment before she did, I had such high hope she would accept. My heart was beating so fast that it felt it'd explode.
"I shared so many great moments with her. But if I knew the moment I met her that she would reject me after 5 years, I would not have gone through all those loving memories." Hector spoke to her, his eyes looking dreamy as if he was remembering his first kiss, his first girlfriend. It was truly beautiful.
"Why did she reject you?" The Ancient One asked.
"I joined the army, she thought I wouldn't survive. I did survive, just without legs." He replied and walked out of the storage room.
His last words didn't make sense, "Lost the legs? You still have the... oh... multiverse." the realisation hit her that he just looked like a normal man, his background and existence were an anomaly.
She followed him and came to the courtyard, it was time to put Moony to the test.
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"Are you ready for the test?"
"Woof!" Moony barked back, but he was sounding nervous and his legs were shaking.
Hector held his laughter, sitting on the side and drinking some tea. "Haha, good luck, son."
Moony helplessly faced him with puppy eyes and barked, ~Dad, help me,~
"I don't know this sorcery, boy. This is your cup of tea and you must drink it." He showed his own teacup.
Ancient One asked for the first spell, "How do you create a rope with sorcery?"
Moony thought about it for a few seconds, then he started to wave one paw in the air to create the spell. Round and round and he whipped. *WOOSH* Moony proudly looked at the Ancient One, "Woof!"
She knew what he was saying. "Good, you have not forgotten about your studies then. Okay, how do you create a step in the air for you to step on?"
Moony seemed lost at this one, after all, he was strong enough to jump tens of feet into the air. He never needed to use this one. Still, he tried to do it again and again. But, every time he lost, and slowly, he started getting nervous.
*WOOSH*
However, all of a sudden he started to hover in the air. He quickly looked at Hector and howled, ~DAD!~
How could Hector see his boy be tormented like that? "Cut him some slack, Yao. Even the best of the masters can't know all the spells. Look at him, don't you feel sorry? He doesn't even need the spell as he can jump pretty high."
She nodded, "Fine. Master Moony, you shall retain your rank. No such test existed anyway. I was messing with you,"
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Moony's jaw was left hanging. He was bamboozled, it was his job, how could he be the victim.
"Bwahahaha... Moony, my boy. Come here, hide your head," Hector called him.
Moony did, he jumped and hid his face in his arms in embarrassment. It was too cute, even that stern-looking student of Ancient One was making an awing face.
"All right, it's time I leave. Yao, if you even need my help, just find me. Take care and keep kicking asses." He picked Moony and passed through the portal.
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1988 saw the first election that John F Kennedy ran for on his own. Hector didn't appear anywhere. But he still won with an overwhelming majority.
The world asked where Hector was, but at this point, nobody knew. He was not at Mount Vernon either. A lot of men from the secret service and other politicians came to look for him, but he was not there.
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1988, City Cancer Hospital, St. Charles, Missouri
"NOOOO! MOM! Don't leave me... NOOO! LET ME GO! I wanna be with mom..."
"Peter, don't be stubborn. Let the doctors take her, she's no more."
"MOOOM!"
But the boy was left alone in the empty hallway of the hospital. All alone, as he has always been. The only solace was his mother and the mixtape she made for him. As tears fell down his eyes, he wanted someone to hear his cries.
But there was nobody, so he ran out of the hospital to the big lawn, so he could scream at the sky, at god if there was one.
*BOOM*
*WOOSH*
All of a sudden, a giant flying thing appeared over him, its lights focusing on him. He looked up in fear, waiting to run but his legs were frozen.
*ZZZZ*
Just then a beam dropped from the flying thing, making him feel light. He could only scream "AAAA!"
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Just a dozen metres away, behind a tree, Hector and Moony were hiding. Logan had just arrived.
"God damn, you seriously came with a bottle of whiskey?" He noticed him drinking.
Logan grunted, "What? You didn't tell me not to bring it. Anyway, what are we doing here? And is that a fucking alien abduction?"
Nodding, Hector prepared to make a run for it, "Yes, it's an alien pirate ship, they are here to take that kid."
"Woof," ~We save the kiddie?~ Moony asked, cutely tilting his head. He could never see a kiddie get hurt, after all, that's what he learnt in heaven.
"No, we hijack the alien pirate ship. In three, we run to it. One, two... THREEE!" Hector revealed his plan and ran towards the alien ship. Moony soon followed. Followed by Logan, who first gulped down the whole whiskey, then extracted his claws and jumped. "WRAAAA! TIME TO CUT SOME ALIEN ASSES!"
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