章節 3: Numba 3
???: well hello there young man, how may I help you.
The teen didn't answer, instead looked at the turtle with his mouth opened in surprise, taking hold of himself the teen jumped backward and stood in a fighting position, now the teen said to the turtle.
MC: oh for fuck sake, first it's an electrocuted wolf and now a fricking talking turtle, great what now, a goddamn flying pig?
With that in mind, the teen raised both of his hands maintaining a boxing posture, the turtle to his surprise didn't move instead looked at the teen surprised, and meanwhile moving its paw from side to side said.
???: don't be alarmed kid, I got no problems with you, I came to help you.
The teen didn't believe him instead was already finding a blind spot on the turtle, noticing that the turtle chuckled, appearing just behind the teen the turtle using the palm touched the side of our protagonist and said
???: if I wanted to kill you, you wouldn't stand a chance.
The teen threw his elbow at the turtle but by the moment it reached the place where the turtle as he was already back to the peach tree, shocked by the speed of the turtle, the teen tensed himself up and prepared even though he knew all was useless, seeing that the turtle smiled at the teen and aid.
???: hahaha, it seems like you're what they call a blockhead, thinking with the fists instead of the brain, let me ask you something do you know why where you are or why are you here?
The teen was hooked by the question of the turtle, he had been lost in the primitive world without a piece of previous advice and has been surviving for an entire month, our protagonist even though didn't know what was happening tried his best to survive, but now a fricking talking turtle appeared and said he could give him answers.
Oogway: first of all, why don't we introduce ourselves, I am Oogway what's your name?
Leonardo: the name is Leonardo, now tell me where am I.
Oogway: well you should have an idea of what is happening right? You transmigrated and were given a second chance in this world.
Leonardo: what? Why did I reincarnate, I haven't done anything.
Oogway: hahaha, the reason why no longer matter, instead I'll tell you about where you are.
Oogway: you are right now in the stomach of the strongest titan, Cronos.
Leonardo didn't respond, instead just looked at Oogway like if he was the dumbest being alive.
Leonardo: are you stupid? Since when are trees growing in a stomach?
Oogway didn't respond instead just looked at Leonardo in silence, this continued for a long time before Leonardo raised both his hands and said.
Leonardo: Okay okay, let's say I believe you, now the last question, why are you here on the "stomach of the strongest titan" Oogway?
Oogway: because of you, boy.
Leonardo: sorry I'm not into zoophilia even less if it's the same gender as me.
Leonardo even before Oogway could explain quickly rejected meanwhile stepping away from the turtle, in reaction Oogway chuckled and said.
Oogway: hahaha, you are wrong, I came because you are a transmigrator, let me ask you a question, why do reincarnators become big shots or undefeatable warriors even though in their past life they were mediocre?
Leonardo: because of the perks they ar . . . no way.
Oogway: haha, congratulations boy, you and I will be together until the day you die.
Leonardo paled at a visible rate, because of the shock Leonardo falled on his butt and meanwhile pointing at the turtle shouted in a panicked voice.
Leonardo: you are lying! I didn't choose any type of shit before reincarnating, this should be a mistake!
Oogway: hahaha, there are no mistakes boy.
Saying that Oogway appeared by the front of Leonardo and hit him softly on the forehead with his golden stick, Leonardo hearing that turns around and started using the Joestar technique.
He didn't reach far because Oogway soon enough intercepted him and hit him on the head making him stumble, then of that Oogway sat on top of Leonardo and meanwhile looking at him said.
Oogway: from now on I'll show you what I know, what you will do with that information isn't part of my concern.
saying that the turtle made a series of movements with the palm of his hand on the chest of Leonardo petrifying him completely, following that Oogway started dragging back at Leonardo who even though was petrified was crying buckets.
(time skip)
The sleeping Leonardo was struggling and moving around and around still sleeping, suddenly Leonardo opened his eyes and quickly stood up, looking at his surroundings Leonardo was exhilarated seeing the familiar place.
Touching his own body and not noticing the bruises or cuts he had Leonardo became even happier beaming with energy, either way, that attitude didn't last long because of the interruption of a voice in his head.
Oogway: It wasn't a dream Leonardo, this is just a break from our training.
Hearing the voice and what was saying, Leonardo's excitement all disappeared in mere seconds instead a scared one appeared, either way, Oogway didn't care instead said to Leonardo.
Oogway: first of all let's find you some clothes, you are exposing too much to the world.
Leonardo hearing that just picked his ear meanwhile saying to Oogway.
Leonardo: don't worry last night I finally could clean the fur of one of the wolves I have hunted.
Oogway: I didn't refer to that, follow the instruction I give to you as precisely as you can ok?
Leonardo already giving up on a plan to take out Oogway nodded meanwhile seating on the nude inside of his cave, seeing that Oogway made a nod and started talking.
Oogway: I want you to close your eyes, and focus on your chest, I want you to see if you can feel anything.
Leonardo hearing that closed both his eyes and sat in a lotus position, putting his attention on his chest Leonardo started seeing and hearing that his heart was beating at a very low speed, but what was surprising is that with every pulse some type of echo could be heard making the sound much louder than what it should be.
Oogway: Do you hear your heart? I want you to try to pump what you have in your heart through all your body.
Following the instruction, Leonardo started pumping at his own will now he could feel a refreshing feeling coursing through all his body, it expanded quickly through his trunk and neck, it reached his own feet and head reaching all his body, because of his closed eyes he couldn't see how from his own skin light started forming through his body taking the form of clothes covering his torso and legs, by his side some of the light started condensing making an enormous green naginata.
After finishing the process, the light disappeared but surprisingly Leonardo was no longer naked, he was wearing a t-shirt with a chubby Deadpool with a knife striking out of his forehead just below the drawing there was a sentence where it said "I am a unicorn!", instead of using normal pants he had fluffy green squared pajama pants.
Oogway: ho, interesting.
said Oogway meanwhile looking at the clothes of Leonardo
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